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#bilbo teaches Sam to write and Aragorn is like. way more Dad than in the movies but he’s also not bc the hobbits are adults but he’s also
swordplease · 1 year
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Merry Pippin and Sam from the books are actually the most hobbits ever. like. frodo having them help him in this elaborate scheme to have him move away to a house in Buckland, trying SO hard to pretend that it’s bc he’s losing money and he just feels like moving and he’s like agonizing over it to himself the whole way. They get there and merry is like go take baths you stinky shits and they’re like oh well who’s gonna go first and he’s like actually I personally arranged it so there’s THREE bathtubs because I KNEW you fucking gay assholes would fight over this. Frodo working up the courage to tell them that he can’t stay there and has to go further away and they’re straight up like “LOL dude we know, youre a shit liar also you literally kept talking to yourself about for months. Plus merry saw bilbo put the ring on and disappear so he could avoid a social interaction like YEARS ago dude. so yeah danger is whatever. Btw we’re coming with you.” like. truly epic bro moments
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meteor752 · 3 years
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The Gamgee-Baggins children
I have mentioned a few times Frodo and Sam’s army of kids that they adopted and that Aragorn and Legolas love to babysit, and now I’m gonna go more in-depth because why not.
Also, they are based on Sam’s actual children, but I do have to tweak a few things because we switched out an entire parent here, so yeah.
Eleanor
The oldest, adopted when she was two
Was a very calm and kind child
Took up her dad’s love for gardening
Worked in Rivendell as the head gardener as an adult
Still remained her kind self though
Got the nickname “The Fair” by the elves because of her golden locks, which she appreciated
Aragorn
The second child, was adopted when he was just a few months
Was often teased by other young hobbits because of his strange name
Loved his namesake though, whenever they babysat he would just cling to him like a Koala
Is honestly just a very sweet boy that constantly craves physical contact
He became a pretty good chef in his adulthood, mainly working with Potatoes because he’s a gamgee to the core
Rose
This is where Frodo and Sam got their first devil child
Rose is their third child and was adopted when she was three, where she already had a tendency to just scream if she felt like it
Was not allowed to be around Merry and Pippin too much, it was too dangerous
While both Elanor and Aragorn used to watch and care for their younger siblings, Rose hated it and would often just ignore their existence
Gained a passion for painting, as it allowed her to truly express herself
Her paintings were all very wild though, but she enjoyed it and her parents were just happy that she was happy
Merry
The fourth child of Sam and Frodo, adopted when he was five
Was surprisingly calm and obedient, despite his namesake
Used to sit on the floor and do puzzles by himself while his parents and older siblings tried to keep track of the younger ones
Has a problem with reading and spelling however
Incredibly shy
Still doesn’t know what to do with his life as an adult, and is honestly just flowing through it
Pippin
The fifth child, adopted when he was two
This boy takes after his namesake, and they are pretty sure he’s a Took by blood
Loves his older sister Rose, looks up to her a lot, but she practically hates him.
Is often off going on his own adventures, though he stays in the Shire 
Often used to under a tree in a pasture with the ponies, eating some food he’d stolen
Befriended a small chestnut colored pony named Peanut
Still goes there when he’s an adult
Goldilocks
Child number six, adopted when she was seven 
Her real parents drowned, and Frodo couldn’t not adopt her
Picked up her papa’s love for storytelling, and started writing books
She secretly writes fanfiction sometimes about the fellowship, but shh only Primmy knows that
She often takes care of the youngest hobbits of the shire together with her sibling Primrose, where she often entertains them by reading
Is very sought after by other hobbits of the Shire, but she is not interested at all
Hamfast
The seventh child, adopted when he was just a few months
Has a lot of anger issues
Is *that* sibling. You know, the one you just get the Cain instinct every time you see them
Neither Frodo or Sam knew really what to do about his constant tantrums, as they are both very soft spoken
So they had someone teach him how to box, just so he could get it all out
Is as an adult one of the best ring fighters in middle earth, and does not take it lightly when someone teases him for being a Hobbit
All of his siblings except for Rose are kinda scared of him
Daisy
Child number eight and twin sister of Primrose, they were both one when they were adopted
Is baby
Just a pure ray of sunshine basically
Used to take flowers from their garden to make flower crowns
Sam and Elanor never minded, mostly because she was so cute when she did it
Managed to get a real talent for flower braiding, not just into crowns but also into art
Is always in charge of flowers when it comes to weddings
Still remains baby as an adult
Primrose
Child nine and twin of Daisy, they were both one when they were adopted
A real social butterfly
Gets along with absolutely everyone
Their best friend is their sister Goldie however, who is pretty much the opposite of them with her love for books and the indoors
Often takes care of the younger Hobbits of the Shire with their sister Goldilocks, where they entertains them by playing with them
Falls in love with everyone
Bilbo
The tenth child, adopted as just an infant
Ever heard of social anxiety? Yeah this is the embodiment of it
He does not like people, and would rather just be by himself thank you very much
The only people he’s really comfortable with are Frodo, Sam, Daisy, and Legolas
Kinda just goes unnoticed by everyone because of his many siblings, and likes it that way
Is actually rather talented when it comes to music, but would rather die than show it to anyone
Ruby
Child eleven, and proudly the two minute older twin of Robin, both adopted when they were seven
A really smart cookie, and a future entrepreneur in the making
Spend most of her childhood scheming on ways to get her grubby hands on sweets
Developed a secret underground trading network of food and pastries with the children of the shire, and sat on top as a small mafia boss
Became a skilled merchant as an adult, and has a goal to become incredibly rich
She’s a real scammer when it comes to buisness, but his able to hide it behind her big dark eyes and curly locks, because who so cute could be so wickedly clever?
Not the most lawful thing, but hey, you do what you gotta do right?
Robin
Child twelve, and sadly the two minute younger twin of Ruby, both adopted when they were seven
Pretty much instantly became friends with Brand son of Bain of Dale, despite the almost ten years age difference
While Brand is very rebellious and does everything to pester his family, Robin is a kind of sweetheart who just follows along and tries to keep him out of trouble
Loves his twin very much, but is unsure if Ruby is choosing the right path for herself
When Brand is crowned king of Dale, he becomes his royal advisor that mostly tries to keep him from getting himself killed
Nothing’s changed really
Tolman
The thirteenth and youngest child, adopted when he was an infant
Was adopted when Ruby and Robin were practically adults, unintentionally
They just found him abandoned on their doorstep, and were just like yep we’re keeping him
Had a hard time connecting with his older siblings as he’s so much more younger
Loved that he was the focus of attention with his parents however since everyone else had moved out, and all of his siblings are jealous
Will become a skilled drink mixer as an adult, but is currently just a small wittle bab that likes to play
And yeah that’s it! Now onto the other stuff!!
Elanor is Biromantic Asexual
Aragorn is Bisexual
Rose is a trans lesbian
Merry is Pansexual
Pippin is Gay
Goldilocks is Aromantic Asexual
Hamfast is Heteromantic Asexual
Daisy is panromantic Demisexual
Primrose is a non-binary pansexual
Bilbo is Gay
Ruby is a lesbian
Robin is Polysexual
Tolman is a child and doesn’t care about all that kissing stuff
Goldie is missing an arm
Daisy has a problem with her foot that makes her limp
I don’t have any romantic thing planned for any of them, but who knows
I kinda like Robin X Brand though (Robrand????)
They are in the order they were adopted, but some are older than others, like Ruby and Robin are three years older than Bilbo
Maybe I’ll make a chart of it some day, who knows
The only name I changed was the second child, who was originally named Frodo, to Aragorn, otherwise these are Sam’s actual canon children
I love all of them
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