#yes Tom but more importantly fatty bulger and farmer maggot and the Bree i keeper who’s name I forget

[swordplease]

Merry Pippin and Sam from the books are actually the most hobbits ever. like. frodo having them help him in this elaborate scheme to have him move away to a house in Buckland, trying SO hard to pretend that it’s bc he’s losing money and he just feels like moving and he’s like agonizing over it to himself the whole way. They get there and merry is like go take baths you stinky shits and they’re like oh well who’s gonna go first and he’s like actually I personally arranged it so there’s THREE bathtubs because I KNEW you fucking gay assholes would fight over this. Frodo working up the courage to tell them that he can’t stay there and has to go further away and they’re straight up like “LOL dude we know, youre a shit liar also you literally kept talking to yourself about for months. Plus merry saw bilbo put the ring on and disappear so he could avoid a social interaction like YEARS ago dude. so yeah danger is whatever. Btw we’re coming with you.” like. truly epic bro moments

#bilbo teaches Sam to write and Aragorn is like. way more Dad than in the movies but he’s also not bc the hobbits are adults but he’s also #he’s like dad in that he knows lore and woods #he’s lore and woods dad #also like there’s SO many other ppl in the books who drop everything to help Frodo when they know nothing like #yes Tom but more importantly fatty bulger and farmer maggot and the Bree i keeper who’s name I forget #who BUYS THEM A PONY #anyway #Lotr #lotr: fotr #fotr #lotr books #hobbits #merry and pippin #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee