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an-old-lady · 7 days

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A project I've been working on for class. Bigfoot Frankenstein. You get it or you don't and my teacher doesn't. But we ball.

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octolingagent4 · 1 year

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team alien !!!! octarians count as aliens, right ?

+ version thats accurate to the stage and bonus doodle :3

#lucifer art post :3 #splatoon #splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #nessie vs aliens vs bigfoot #octoling #octarian #octotrooper #splatoon oc #agent 4 #inkling #why do i keep forgetting to post art here #its getting to be a problem lol #i just have tiny kitty brain okay #also this is my sona and my friend :D #their user is mp4-agent GO CHECK OUT HIS ACCOUNT !!!#it has really cool art !!!!!

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dufrau · 8 months

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bigfoot 4 is at 5000 words! its all happening! (nothing is happening nothing is going to happen this fic is legit 100% talking im so sorry)

#ronance #accountability post #3 weeks left to finish it! i am comfortably on pace!#bigfoot 4 #like i think i will finish it well before my birthday #which is good #because then i can actually take time to edit it into shape

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boydykedevo · 1 year

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Not including any Balance cuz 1. they would win in a landslide and that’s no fun 2. I’ve only listened to like three of them and 3. There’s so goddamn many and I’ve only got ten slots

#if I forgot any tell me so I can delete my account in shame #the objectively correct answer is holiday brawl! btw! but I’ll forgive u for picking just us it’s a close second #icarus is talking #taz #taz hootenanny #taz just us #taz dadlands #taz holiday brawl #taz amnesty #taz ballad of bigfoot

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jammerskrik · 3 days

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#interesting to see a nineteenth century account of a Bigfoot encounter/attack

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sapphicmumrik · 9 months

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“I’m not a Bigfoot. I’m a human being.”

sounds like something a Bigfoot would say

#emily.bun #shane madej #ryan bergara #rewatching unsolved bc I miss the set up and this was my first introduction to the boys #waiting for them to do a Bigfoot Mothman Goatman or Dogman episode of Mystery Files #just to prove they’re better than they were back then #that noted survivalist Shane mentions is Les Stroud aka Survivorman #I’ve listened to Les’ account and not only is it amazing it’s also one of the more unique ones #because you can see his reaction in the episodes to something happening off camera

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emilyjunk · 10 months

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🎷👣

#personal #crying at this account #bigfoot

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mk-sherman · 2 years

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#art #artwork #small art account #small artist #digital art #my art #artists on tumblr #digital illustration #cryptidcore #bigfoot

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munamania · 2 years

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guess who made their instagram public 😐

#girl what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament #want to die tbh. bc. it’s so rude how i’ve been like Ppl who wear watches r so cute #and i’m being treated to a coupley photo with the watch hand 😭🔫#i had a reason i was looking at this. like i do not often go hmm lemme go look at her bfs account #also why is my bestie from my FLOOR following him. anna this isn’t you 😭🤧😔#YKW this is so. because. i’ve been saying #omg if i have to see couple photos during pride month this is homophobia #this is the universe pointing and laughing at me #and at this point. with it going on a month and a half since i’ve even spoken to her. y’all can do the same #whatever i don’t even care also he can’t put up a hammock is holding her hand with the lamest wrist possible and looks like a lame bigfoot #so. that’s my best roast #gonna go listen to phoebe or some shit #no whatever i’ll. i’ll go back to my besties violent femmes #what was my saying a month ago. i’m young and hot and i won’t accept a life i don’t deserve ty bestie maxine #i also restarted my stoner phase after nearly a year bc i was sad so. that was only so effective #i hate it here. is he clowning me. i hate it here #abby talks #ok i’m gonna watch malcom itm it’ll cheer me up

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onlin3angel · 4 months

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Submitted by JM on Lon Strickler’s blog, Phantoms and Monsters, Tuesday, July 3, 2018, 16:09.

I live near Pevely, Missouri, not far from the Mississippi River. This incident took place on June 30, 2018 about 1 AM my time. I was having trouble sleeping since it was very warm and I was restless. I went outside onto the back porch to smoke and saw a small yellow light in the sky in front of me. I didn't think much of it but it was getting closer. I moved a bit to my left in order to get a better look and it suddenly stopped. I stood still and continued watching it. About a minute later, I noticed two more lights approaching from the same direction. There was now a large dim yellow light and two smaller bright lights, one was white and the other was orange. The orange light then flashed brightly and then there was a loud 'bang' a second later. The white light disappeared, but the orange light started to come towards me while the dim yellow light seemed to observe what was going on from a distance.

I was becoming more curious and attempted to signal it to come closer, but it stopped and started to back away until it disappeared. I was mesmerized by this activity and continued to observe. The orange light then reappeared, accompanied by the white light. The lights were dancing around the sky, going in all different directions.

I stood there, lit another cigarette and watched the lights for about 15 minutes. Then I heard a distinct 'growling' sound coming from the woods behind the house. I could literally hear this thing walking through the brush, cracking limbs as it moved closer. It was growling and snarling. As it moved closer to me, I could see white orbs of various sizes flying throughout the woods. Then the growling and footfalls stopped. After a few seconds, I heard what sounded like someone was calling my name from a distance. There was another call coming another direction as well. I was beginning to get scared, but I wanted to know what this was. Then suddenly a load roar emanated from the edge of the woods. It was so terrifying that also lost the use of my legs. I quickly gathered myself and ran into the house and locked the door. I peeked out the kitchen window and attempted to take photos of the orbs, but the phone went dead. I had just charged the damn thing! I didn't hear anymore roars or sounds, and the orbs soon disappeared.

The next day, July 1st, I called my neighbor who lives down the road on a small farm. I asked her if she had heard or seen anything the previous night. She replied by telling me that something got into her barn and killed 2 turkeys, but she never heard or saw anything. I asked her if I could come over and look around, and she agreed. As I looked around the barn I didn't see anything unusual, but her livestock was very skittish. Her dogs and cat never came outside and were hunkered down in the barn.

I don't know what killed the turkeys, but I have no doubt it was the same thing in the woods behind my house. I later walked through the woods and didn't see anything out of the ordinary, but there was what I would call an electric or static charge that affected me has I walked around. It actually gave me a bad headache.

I decided to contact you in regards to this experience because I haven't felt well since then. I'm very weak and have trouble keeping my food down. If it gets worse, I may need to go to the doctor. Have you heard or read any similar situations like this? My brother believes that this was a Bigfoot, but it still doesn't explain the lights, the orbs, the voices and how I feel. Thanks for reading. JM

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kawaiicryptid · 8 months

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The boy deserved some jorts.

#Bigfoot #yeti #Bigfoot in jorts #my art #my artwork #artists on tumblr #cryptidcore #jorts #cute art #kawaii art #cute artwork #kawaii artwork #see my dash for link to red bubble account

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dufrau · 7 months

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Okay take 3 on I AM GOING TO FINISH BIGFOOT TODAY. There is really only one scene left to write and I am having such a hard time getting there I think because I'm going to be sad when it's done. I'm whittling away at it right now to the tune of about 10 words per hour but I think it needs to be night time when I write it for The Vibes so that is my plan tonight.

#bigfoot 4 #writing posting #accountability post #if anybody wants to do a writing party tonight please tell me your goals!

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directdogman · 3 months

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Sorry for the DSAF-related question was on my mind, but in DSAF 3 it is mentioned that Bigfoot is the majority stockholder for Freddy Fazbender’s. Does that fact hold true in the Dialtown universe?

Interesting question. Freddy Fazbender's does not exist in DT's universe, but of course, there is a restaurant in town called 'bear' that shares some similarities. So, I'll adapt the answer for that restaurant.

The answer is yes. Bigfoot's route explicitly mentions it in the scene where you see Bigfoot at the bank. Karen mentions that a local business-owner figured out a tax loophole (thanks to a bizarre law that exempts local bank accounts owned by animals from being taxed) to avoid paying income taxes on his profits by creating an account under Bigfoot's name for the majority of the restaurant's profits to go into, completely oblivious both to the fact that Bigfoot actually exists and has been withdrawing the money in the form of bananas from the bank since the account was created.

So... Yes, that's a constant.

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ominoose · 1 month

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𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐲

Pairing: Jake Lockley x AFAB!Autistic!Reader Summary: Short fluff self-insert with Jake because fandoms gotta become cringe again. Also shout out to Bigfoot enjoyers! Warnings: None WC: 779

“And so like, they weren’t even just screaming, they were vocalising! Phonetically they were forming words, like there was cadence to it, y’know?!”

“Mh hm.” Jake nodded, nursing the coffee mug in his hand, watching the short woman pace back and forth across the kitchen, her own cup of tea completely forgotten and abandoned on the table like many others over the ages. Poor things.

“And- And the University of Wyoming studied the recordings for a year! And guess what!”

The man was an expert at this, and knew well the question was rhetorical, there wouldn’t be enough time to actually get a ‘What?’ in there. Instead, he widened his eyes a little as he took another sip of bitter coffee, waiting expectantly for the next revelation.

“They said the noises were from lungs that were larger in capacity than humans! And it was an actual deliberate language!” The huge grin, wide eyes and shaking of her hands marked the clear importance of the sentence, this was not a finding to be taken lightly.

“No way.”

Coming home from a late shift in the cab, Jake usually would’ve poured a glass of whiskey, kicked off his shoes, loosened his tie and claimed the couch to binge some shitty reality tv. Sue him, it was entertaining to be invested in drama that was less world ending over godly feuds and more Becky's boyfriend kissing her ex. If his girl came to sit beside him and let him use her thighs as a stress toy, it was the recipe for a perfect night.

When he came home tonight to see his beautiful girl practically bouncing on her toes, hands stimming, actively chewing back a smile and practically bursting at the seams with some hot info instead, how could he not walk over and get his fill? After all, she info-dumped with more passion than any gossip the Kardashians could give. As her man, it was his solemn duty to share her burdens, even if that burden was her excitement over some Bigfoot evidence from some random American woods.

“I also heard that the area the sounds were recorded historically had a lot of Chinese settlers- and the vocalisations have a large resemblance to Mandarin! I mean that, like, implies the Bigfoot community only either cropped up at that period or something but, like, it’s still insane I mean can you imagine we haven’t encountered Bigfoot yet because they all speak Chinese and can’t understand us?” How she spewed so much without taking a single breath was a mystery in and of itself, those crypto-whatsits oughta look into that.

“Who’s ‘we’, bebita? There’s only one American in this room and that’s me. Stop trying to steal my guy.”

“Your guy?” The smile on her face grew, adoring that he entertained her info-dumps and enamored with his cheek, “Since when did Bigfoot go to New York?”

The Latino shrugged, completely nonchalant as he drained the last of his coffee.

“When he calls my cab to take him there.” The curl of his lips betrayed his own amusement and the short woman giggled as she bounced into his lap, hands patting his shoulders.

Stimming was still a relatively new concept to Jake. To him, he understood it as needing to shake off big feelings, good or bad, before they drowned you. He could understand that, feelings were a fuckin’ lot even to him, and he didn’t have autism (no matter how much his amor tried to peer review him, he’d dodge those accusations like he dodged the Avengers).

Seeing her stim to him, with him, over him, that was intimate. That coiled into his very soul, snug and warm. Knowing her feelings for him were so strong, so intense she had to literally, physically, manage them before they made her heart explode? It was literally impossible for the thoughts in his head to try and do some self-sabotage. No one could tell him she didn’t love him, not even himself.

That wasn’t even accounting for the obvious fact that she felt safe enough to shake her heart around right in front of him, with that beautiful smile too. She’d kill him before any bullet or cultist ever could, and he’d accept it with open arms.

“You think that Mothman guy and Bigfoot are amigos? Think they’ve ever hooked up?”

The light in her eyes when he casually sprinkled her other hyper-fixation in there, always making a point of showing he remembered each and every detail of her spiels, could lead him out of the darkest black hole.

“You’re weird, Jake Lockley.” Her giggle was girlish, high pitched and sweet as honey, “They’re divorced, actually.”

#jake lockley x reader #oscar isaac #omiwrites

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eliaskahtri · 3 months

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I finished marathon-reading books on firsthand accounts of Bigfoot. Did you know Bigfoot is a protected species in the state of Washington?

#wickedstarter #open

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talesfrommedinastation · 5 months

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My redneck neighbor Doug on 'Tribe'

When not turning his home into a giant light hazard for Jesus's Birthday or getting into yelling fights in the alley with Bobby Lee (another redneck neighbor who is a DIE HARD 'Bama fan) about SEC football, Doug's been randomly texting me things about the Jedi.

I'll update y'all on that soon enough. (Plo Koon = Sexy Shrimp Daddy?!)

Meanwhile, here is his review of his favorite episode of Season 2 of The Bad Batch...TRIBE, or as Doug calls it 'Chewbacca Junior and the Weed Business'.

Yes, a random fetch quest one in which Clone Force 99 helps out a random Wookiee kid. His favorite. Don't ask.

Need a Doug refresher? Check it out under Doug Talks Star Wars here.

TW: Doug Doug's as is his Doug-like wont. Hold onto your butts. A little calmer since Daddy Warcrimes is MIA in this one.

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So we got Daddy Rambo and the gang making counterfeit licenses for underage drinkers or whatever. You gotta do what you gotta do, I guess, and Daddy Rambo will do a lot of things, but obtaining gainful employment ain’t one of them.

Ryan-from-Accounting is smug as hell about his counterfeiting operation. You’re so smart, Ryan-from-Accounting, why don’t you go to law school and start practicing corporate licensing? At least you can get equity there, ya dingaling.

And Little Orphan Blondie runs away because she’s embarrassed to be seen around them. I get it, kid.

Woah, it’s Chewbacca Junior! Are the lizard and robot people trying to sell him to the circus or something? Oh, he’s a Jedi?! When did this happen, this is awesome! I loved Chewbacca! I love Wookiees! AWESOME!!!

And Little Orphan Blondie is protecting him, go Little Orphan Blondie, go!

I hope they adopt Chewbacca Junior and get him a collar and a nice bed on the floor of the HMS Search Warrant. They need a pet. Little Orphan Blondie can brush him and put bows in his hair! Do you think he uses a litter box?

They’re taking him home, and look! Little Orphan Blondie is giving him her Lunchables. I’m proud of the Dad Batch, they’re teaching Little Orphan Blondie good morals. Oh, poor wee Chewbacca Junior, he has no family and when he talks it sounds like Jimmers when he’s treed a squirrel*.

But Ryan-from-Accounting can understand him! Ya know, I wonder if his helmet can translate Bitch and that’s how Ryan-from-Accounting talks to his Bitch Wife Laura.

It would be awesome if they adopt Chewbacca Junior and he attacks people with his lightsaber. He’s like a pet version of an MR-15! Imagine the DAMAGE his furry ass would do on the battlefield!

Ooh, they made it to Wookieeland! Ya know, it always reminded me of where Jenny and I used to camp in northern California. I wonder if there’s a brewery nearby? I bet Toaster Strudel needs to throw back, that man needs a beer and a restraining order from Daddy Rambo.

Oh SHIT, looks like the bugs from Klendathu made their way down to Wookieeland. Somebody call the Starship Troopers! Oh, wait, they can talk to those things like Dougie Houser did? Woah. Neat.

Looks like the Empire found the Wookiee weed farm and torched it. Poor Wookiees, they’re just trying to make an honest living growing herb. Leave ‘em alone!

Which planet makes meth, my money’s on Tatooine, it looks like New Mexico and that place is meth Disneyland, there was a whole TV show about it.

(Above is...Tatooine?! - Dr Meat Muffin)

Oh man it’s Houma-BBQ-Bitch’s shitty brothers and they’re burning the whole weed operation to the ground. Guess they work for the DEA.

Kick their asses, Wookiees! Now they want Chewbacca Junior, but the Dad Batch is saying FUCK YOU!

Go Dad Batch go! Fire ‘em up! Destroy the tanks! GO JULIO GO! It’s like Apocalypse Now with Bigfoot!

More Wookiees! And they’re riding giant monkey-cats! AWESOME. Man, I feel stoned just watching this episode. Why can't I stop giggling.

Granny Wookiee says come on in and have some weed! Oh, shit, are they doing ayahuasca? Toaster Strudel ain’t having it, but Julio’s down. Julio’s down for anything, he’s probably gonna stick around, use his pipe laying skills, and get some free ganga out of the deal. Man, we all need a Julio in our life. Love him.

Oh, poor Chewbacca Junior can’t find a home. Come on, Granny Wookiee, just let him crash with you guys! He can clip weed on the side, he’s got that lightsaber, let ‘em have it. But first, let’s talk to the trees! Did they take mushrooms before this scene, Jesus Christ this really does take place in Humboldt County, doesn’t it.

Ah, nevermind, the gators that run the DEA are here. With Stormtroopers. Oh shit, are the gators wearing Wookiee pelts while fighting Wookiees? That’s some Silence of the Lambs shit right there.

Welp, time for fire fights, Smokey the Bear does not approve of this episode, especially as one of the lizard men chases Chewbacca Junior and Little Orphan Blondie into the woods with a flamethrower.

Oh shit, there are the bugs! Shit, am I actually cheering on the bugs from Starship Troopers? What is going on here, I’m so confused. Whelp, they’re eating Houma-BBQ-Bitch’s brother, good for them.

Back to Granny Wookiee’s Pot Palace, where Toaster Strudel and Julio throw back her questionable moonshine and smile at each other. If they end up with Wookiee girlfriends, it will be weird, but I will be happy for them.

And Little Orphan Blondie and Chewbacca Junior are talking to the trees, again. Just watching this episode makes me wanna go back to Electric Forest. Except I don’t think Oceana County has wookiees, but it does have crazy people in the woods I guess.

*=Jimmers is Doug’s extremely handsome poodle mix dog. His full name is Jimmers Jimothy Jimerson III and they found him as a stray when he was eating trash behind a bowling alley in Nacogdoches.

Where my Doug fans at? @amalthiaph @eyecandyeoz @merkitty49 @sued134 are the biggest, but let me know if ya wanna be tagged in the next installment!

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