#because holy hell is it stupid

[thetimelordbatgirl]

A secret look into how all our blogs come to me (or at least Lily thinks this happens).

#lily orchard #star wars meme just came to me for this situation #like lily has to know how stupid this claim looks #because holy hell is it stupid #but also funny at the same time

[tswwwit]

Though I haven't gone into much detail about Stan and Ford in the Familiar AU, I've thought of something funny.

The Stans went on Unspecified Adventures together when they were younger men. Partners, in fact! And while I'm likely never going to get into the details of their eventual falling out - there's potential in those adventures!

Who knows. Maybe monsterfucking kinda runs in the Pines family, but not the one you'd think.

Stan chatting up a Siren, before Ford has to yank his brother back by the shirt. Wondering where the hell Stan went, only to find him partying with some nymphs in a lake and coming THIS close to being drowned. Hell, maybe when Stan describes one of his exes as a 'shrill harpy', he's being literal about it.

A twenty-something on the prowl and on the adventuring path is gonna run into SO many tempting creatures - and the number of times Ford saved Stan's dumb ass from human-ish ladies would go into the DOZENS.

#this is a shitpost #Not necessarily canon but funny for me to think about #'Holy Moley Look at the bazoongas on that gal!!' #'Stan that's a Medusa. Do NOT look up' #Yes I know Oglaf did that joke but it's still funny to me #There's so many mythical beings that are basically DESIGNED to tempt straight men and you know Stan stumbled into a bunch of them #Ford out here with face in hands watching Stan flirt with a lady then having to save his dumb brother's ass #For the love of god Stan do not follow strange women into bogs because 'she really digs me!' #She's going to eat your bones Stanley. No not like that. Please. #That's all in the past but it certainly makes for some memories #Dipper meeting or hearing about one of Stan's Exes and going Dude what the Hell #Oh Yeah?? Like Dipper's one to talk #Said with a meaningful glance at Bill's stupid grinning face

[steakout-05]

how i feel about TBYS causing a shockwave effect of everyone dogpiling on and harassing Illymation and spreading extremely easily disprovable and malicious misinformation about her and putting her in a lot of danger for literally no legitimate reason

#big rant in the tags incoming hold on to your hats: #i swear drama commentary youtubers are actually some of the most dense people on the fucking planet #like holy SHIT i have never seen a bigger display of collective stupidity than every drama commentary grifter harping on illy based on shit #-she didn't even say that they heard from a guy who sounds like budget ben shapiro. how are you that dense. like how. actually how. #it's just a big stupid game of idiot telephone with how much basic shit people are getting wrong because they heard it whispered from- #-another person. istg if i have to see ONE more person say that ''oh but she's encouraging obesity'' ''oh but she said [thing she literally #-didn't say]!!!'' im going to SCREAM. i am going to throw my phone against the wall if i see one more malicious misinterpretation of a- #-basic statement that even a fucking doorknob could understand with more grace and nuance than these idiots #i swear to god this is all so STUPID #drama commentary youtube is where basic reading comprehension and common sense go to die. it is the 10th circle of internet hell- #-just below 4chan. #anyway rant over glad i got that out of my system. #i hope illy is doing well and that she and her partner and her cats are safe <3 #sorry for being so angry. this whole situation literally makes my blood boil and i'm so upset that an innocent person got put in danger- #-because of some nerd emoji sounding wackass blatantly lying about her and being a dickhead #this is the first and last post i'll ever make about internet drama (unless something really REALLY funny happens) i just needed an outlet- #-to scream into for a few minutes #drama commentary youtubers delete their entire channels and leave the internet right now challenge #shitpost #youtube drama

[mazzystar24]

Do ignorant assholes realise that freedom of speech protects you from government prosecution for what you say not from people calling you an asshole for what you say?

#a 60 year old ex politics teacher was agreeing with a bunch of incels about how because you can’t be racist or homophobic or sexist anymore #that that means there is no freedom of speech #like bro you are so stupid it hurts #you CAN say all those things but you just gotta deal with the consequences of people calling you out on your bigotry #THATS STILL FREEDOM OF SPEECH #this same 60 year old teacher says he’s neutral to Israel and palestine as he “isnt educated enough to oppose either opinion” #like 1. it’s not a matter of opinion or it being complicated ITS GENOCIDE HOW ARE YOU GONNA SIT THERE AND BE LIKE IM ‘NEUTRAL’ TO GENOCIDE #2. you’ve had over 60 years on this earth to GET educated that’s not an excuse #little kids rn are in protests and can fully explain the entire history of Palestine and Israel #you’re a grown as hell man it’s not that hard to educate yourself #3. this same teacher said that it’s very complicated because it’s in their holy book #like okay so you’re telling me if it turns out the Quran or the tora or #or the Tripitaka had said that the uk or the USA was actually their holy land and birthright you’d be fine with getting massacred?? #anyways fuck you alan ❤️ #*tipitaka

[holyvirgilscriptures]

are y'all fr

#do you guys really think spotify released the wrapped to hide shit about palestine??? #shit guys a company released a new product! they're trying to cover up what's happening in the region!! #50k notes on that post 😭 the internet should get obliterated #there are legitimate cases of censorship but spotify releasing their wrapped is not one of them 💀 holy shit you all cannot be this stupid #honestly it says more about YOU that you believe anything else happening in the world is designed to take your attention away from palestin #like congrats! you just revealed you have the attention span of a child #and it makes you sound whiny as hell #the ceo is shit yeah we all knew this but they didn't release the wrapped because they want to make people stop talking about palestine 💀 #anyway stop whining about people doing their wrapped and start being a productive member of society 👍 #i know it's difficult esp. for the privileged losers who think an ai-generated music playlist is the pinnacle of bad deeds #but at least try to support a liberated palestine that goes beyond mouthing off on social media #and making dumbass conspiracy theories (that half of the time insinuate jews control the world) #donate! go to protests! for god's sake educate yourself beyond viral tweets!

[buttercup-barf]

Scroobles on a dirty piece of paper with homework! Yaaay...? I feel like I am getting close to something with my art, but I dunno what exactly.

Here's Boy playin' with some little kid, and an OC that's totally not a rip-off of anyone-

And then I went "Hey, the weird harness thing on that puppet kinda reminds me of a certain abstract lady...", so here's Ena! The one on the left was doodled from memory, hence the weird bangs.

#okay okay uh #ena joel g #friday night funkin' #twinsomnia #i can't draw her dream bbq design.. i can't move on.... although i am excited as hell #the puppet bitch is named ''conductor'' but now i'm debating it. like that is a stupid-ass name i need to change it #and also the uniform because holy shit what is that mess #art is hard who knew hence why i'm posting this instead of. Anything Else

[non-un-topo]

Let's ban group projects at the 4th year level forever

#complaining incoming lol #i know it's cliche to say wahh i'm the group member who does all the work! but in this case holy hell.... i literally am. #my prof has set this assignment up so that the groups had to do all the work over reading week on the forums online #so no in-person contact. we have to create a dialogue about this article and then compile a master document with all our notes #and a comprehensive outline of the article. this is supposed to be presented to the other groups on wednesday. #reading week is over and i have not even heard a hello from a single group member. i made a long post with my notes and NOTHING. #i made that post during the week. literally not a peep from anyone (except for the prof thanking me for posting something). this is stupid. #and i'm about to make another post today because idfc. i just want the grade and then to be done with it. i'm pissed lol. #so i assume i'll be making the master document too? #come on... these are 4th year students. and if maybe they're falling behind because of what's going on in the world - #- then perhaps my professor can extend the project a week longer? she hasn't made any statements about this yet. #like... i think there is a good chance that students are finding it hard to get work done with the current events. myself included. #still pissed. but if that's what's holding people back then i'm sympathetic.

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

#I had SO MUCH POTENTIAL and I SQUANDERED IT!! weak ass third grade PUSSY! Your life could have been SO SICK!! #or you could at least be addicted to cocain or something interesting like that!! Boring ass goody two shoes always just staying home doing #NOTHING bitch make a REAL FRIEND go to a God Damn PARTY live a little instead of just hiding in the closet eating saltine crackers for years #waiting for it to be quiet outside before you ever even toed the line #mentally ill self-isolating motherfucker #you could have shrugged it off you could have GROWN A PAIR and FOUGHT BACK but you just ran and cried for mommy #victim complex little bitch baby always whining and exaggerating and making shit up fucking LIAR I am you and I KNOW what you did and I know #you knew it wasn't the truth and you regretted it the moment it came out of uour mouth but once you'd said it you just swallowed it back and #doubled down incriminating or discrediting others with your lies. For why? Because you didn't like them? You could have ruined someone's #life you wouldn't have hesitated mayhe you did and don't even remember because you cant keep your mouth shut with your pants ablaze #manipulative little shit and to WHAT END? Pity? Sympathy? Attention? Entertainment?? What was even going on in your stupid ugly head? #This is a callout post for my third grade self that possessed demon ass evil nine year old. That kid drowned anthills in olive oil and #poisoned a wild animal once. That kid cut plants just to see if they oozed. That kid modified her whole ass personality on a dime for a boy #she had a crush on. INSTANTLY dropped a LIFELONG CULTURAL ALLEGIANCE (thats what football teams were like back then in our town) because he #said he had the opposite allegiance??? What the fuck? girl had NO integrity none zip zilch. #No empthy either that kid looked at everyone else on earth like they were friggin space aliens and she was the only one with Real feelings. #bitch literally thought like 'I have Feelings they just have Reactions' bitch what the fuckkkkk #that nine year old was fucked the hell up!!! #and for literally NO REASON!! No cause!! Just born fucking evil and weird. jesus fuck. #Evil ass bitch caused her autistic brother months of nightmares and then laughed about it and wrote poetry about how evil he was because he? #was a kid??? Normal sibling rivalry taken way way way too far defamatory ass statements #and this girl had NO CONSEQUENCES because she could lie and manipulate her way out of ANYTHING she had the baby eyes and the helpless charm #and played dumb soooo well . read people like some calculative evil AI scanning their faces for microexpressions and overanalyzing each word #choice like holy shit. its not That Deep. pretentious shit trying to play 5D chess on a checkers board. #Manipulating shit just to see what happens?? zero awareness?? no asking just skipping straight to testing for yourself?? #'What happens if I step on this' it fucking breaks 'what does that taste like?' it's not fucking yours to mess with 'if I hit this person #how will they respond?' they'll be upset use your goddamn judgement you are NINE not TWO do you even care a little about any other person?? #Are you just living in some other reality??? #callout post for the fucking demon child inside of me #im so goddamn problematic I'm so so so deeply mentally disturbed and broken for no reason

[amtrak12]

The idea that a god-like character with (supposedly) unlimited powers should snap their fingers at the end of a TV series and remove all pain and terrible things in the world so humans no longer had any suffering is the most BAFFLING thing I have ever heard. WHY DID THE SHOW EVER EXIST IF FIXING THINGS WAS THAT EASY??????

#It seems like this 'gotcha' card that overrides any argument someone could have #but it's actually the laziest zero thought behind it belief I have ever seen #And it complete ignores the function and structure of a story #Holy shit #Like... that's literally Adam and Eve before Eve ate the apple #That kind of utopia is literally in the Bible and in general is considered bad #It was certainly painted as bad in the show! Because Eve gave us free will and choice and the opportunity to self-determine who we are #And that's good! That's considered better than the Garden of Eden! #And yes choices have led to the godawful structures in place on Earth today and all the godawful death and suffering that goes with it #BUT THIS STUPID LITTLE TV SHOW ABOUT THE DEVIL WASN'T SPEAKING ABOUT ALL THE EVILS IN THE WORLD!!! #It was talking about how you always have a choice to do better! That everyone can be redeemed! #It's a much MUCH narrower scope because that's what story does! It picks one thing and speaks to it #And sometimes that thing is indeed Wow modern capitalism has completely fucked the world like The Good Place showed #But even The Good Place didn't use the Judge to snap her fingers and change Earth #She could have! She certainly had the power too! #But no instead they argued against wiping out the entire Earth and starting over in favor of revamping the afterlife instead #to allow people a second chance and support to do better #Which is EXACTLY where Lucifer ended up too with the titular character playing therapist in Hell #That is a strong ending! That is a hopeful ending! Because it's speaking to the audience as individuals and saying you have a choice #You always have a choice to do better. No mistake you make is too irredeemable so don't let yourself drown guilt #because guilt fixes nothing. Only your choice to try again can change things #God snapping their fingers and rewriting Earth is not a hopeful; realistic; or satisfying ending to a 6 season show about free will! #It makes no sense! #like jfc I don't want to drag one singular person through the mud but their opinions are just so mind-boggingly to me #It's like beating my head against the wall

[beboppop]

Yknow a lot of ppl when the menu came out were saying how they didn’t get it and stuff and I’m usually really late on yknow. Stuff but watching it now idk. Kinda easy? I liked it. I thought the idea was really cool and the peoples reactions

#I mean the whole idea is self explanatory #it’s about a guy who lost his love of cooking because he kept kept having to entertain rich people #he was under the thumb of one and had to make adjustments that he didn’t want bcuz it ruined the menu #which yknow stupid idk what’s wrong with substitutions but I get getting annoyed at so #some guy trying to dictate ur menu #rich ppl making a spectacle of ur work and losing the passion feeding ppl who only want the spectacle rather than the food #then he invites over a selected amount for the final menu ppls he has a grudge against #or whatever the hell was Margot’s date thing I forgot his name #but obv Margot was not part of the menu cuz she was lower class #killed the guy who held his ownership over his head #killed his student didn’t really get that mb some like self hatred thing #I say killed but idk mb he actually did want to die #I kinda like how chill the staff was tho #except Elsa idk her problem #the fake boat guy was genius tho also like wow he fr thought of everything #I also think why Margot lived is smth that uh #ig it’s different interpretations #but the way I see it she saw him as a chef rather than some holy figure #she didn’t like the food she sent it back #she’s still hungry #mostly everyone else has been very like oh this food you can’t complain because we paid money it’s a very high end experience #and she chooses a cheeseburger because she saw r #the framed photo in the silver room #he let her live because for a moment he enjoyed cooking #ik she said more stuff like how pretentious he was #I wanna say she’s the only one who had backbone but I mean #idk #half of the people were so #they admired the experience too much yknow #the critic and the Margot’s date

[unsettlingcreature]

looking at reader insert fics like I Would Not Fucking Say That

#i would never utter the words holy macaroni outside of a joke what in the goddamn hell #anyway im not lying when i say this is the number one reason why i block reader insert tags and stuff #because its like. i wouldnt do/say that! and it frustrates me to a stupid degree

[little-shiny-sharpies]

God I wish I could latch onto better media instead of sinking my teeth into Blizz-“absolute scumbag company”-ard for my 2 dragons who are absolutely going to get thrown behind the curtain the second the expansion is over until the writers need their props again. I don’t know how long they’ll be in there, but I don’t know what’s worse, them collecting dust of wasted potential in writers room storage or them being bent into roles they don’t fit into again.

#This is for Rachel you big stupid nasty smellin- #shiny speaks #it’s just so TERRIBLE a feeling like I’m not gonna see them again until the writers wanna fuck them up again #EVEN THEN how long until I get to hear them again?? #They are so so so important to me I’ve never loved any f/os this much before they mean the world to me #it was like 2 years before Wrathy came back from bfa to DD #more like 4 actually I think and god that’s worse #like they won’t die I at least have that one sliver of rope to hang onto #Kalec has his foot in the door to so many important mage stories and they’d have to replace him if they were gonna off him #I’m worried about Wrathy though because they could totally have him die a martyr in some self sacrifice to get him out of the picture #and some of the writers have it out for him personally!! leave him alone!!! #for the love of god!! #Like holy hell this game is my orbiting home where I always go back to. #and every expansion I’m going to be so scared for my boys now good grief #I don’t care if Azeroth burns anymore or if there is a heaven and hell I want them to be safe and happy

[slow-button-off]

Some of you are showing your true colors. Not Ferrari fans, just Charles, and that's fine, but don't lie about it. Justifying both Gasly and Sargeant's accidents but pushing for Sainz to get a penalty. The way Ferrari losing points makes all of you cream yourselves is a bit ridiculous. The obsession with Sainz not getting points so Charles can be closer to him as if he is not the better driver to do it on track, or the talk about double standards but then you do the same thing you "hate".

Ah hello, NGL I was waiting for something like this.

I would suggest watching the videos in this post and then telling me again how sargeant and Carlos did similar things and both deserve penalties.

I want Ferrari to do well. I want Carlos to do well. I went off on George after COTA.

But I won't turn my brain off just because a driver who drivers for my favourite team pulled a dumb move. You can do that if you want but I won't.

If you actually read my opinions then you would know that I think that Gasly should've gotten a penalty but the FIA backed themselves into a dumb corner.

And what do you want to happen to Sargeant? Do you care that much about the penalty points? Because you can't give him a time penalty and do you really think that that was bad enough to warrant a grid drop?

But that doesn't mean that the desperate dive bomb that Carlos did after a bad start wasn't just a desperate dive bomb after a bad start.

Just watch the video and compare it to COTA. And then tell me where the huge difference is. What did Carlos do differently to not deserve a penalty apart from coming from further behind and leaving less space.

If that was Charles I would say the same fucking thing.

And appealing it is an absolute waste of time. There is like no chance that they will overturn such a clear cut penalty. And who on earth is helped is they end up giving Sargeant one penalty point? It's irrelevant.

Re Double Standards there is huge difference between me on my silly little blog doing that and the actually media doing that to start with. Also I am not holding it against Carlos I keep saying I understand being upset. I just do not understand how you look at their reactions and then come to the conclusions that some come to.

And last but not least. I don't tag any of the posts. So if you see them you most likely follow me. And if you don't want to see my opinions then just unfollow me. It's fine.

#asks asks asks #holy hell you curate your experience if you dont want to see my opinions you dont have to #i wont hold it against you #what do you want me to do? scream at the FIA because Carlos was stupid? #there are very few penalties that as clear cut as that one

[sunfishsiestalah]

19631122 years late to the trend/meme but whatever

drawing

#yes im gonna be annoying with this drawing #because i dunno how the hell i managed to pull that off #also holy moly im so rusty with capcut #does anybody know the actual name of this trend/meme? i only saw a couple of em at twiter #videos #stupid memes #jason hudson #bocw #call of duty #drawing process #my art #yea the editing's so scuffed #but i can't be bothered

[non-un-topo]

Hell fucking no you're telling me I'm going to be out for 11 hours tomorrow?? With like 7 total hours of commute time???

#for a stupid field trip??????? #fuck i'm going to be sobbing in pain on the way home #even with all my 'preventative measures' #and i'm working tuesday fffffuuuuuuUUUCCCCCK #oh hell no man i'm gonna cry i should have said i can't come to this. jesus christ i have SO much to do #actually you know one thing no one talks about? how fucking hard it is to stay kind and patient while you're in pain. because holy shit #even right now it's hard. #this is going to be an extremely painful week for me. 11 hour day tomorrow including what. 7 hours total of commuting time?? #then working tuesday afternoon #then screening a movie in class wednesday which always makes my body hurt SO bad. that class has zero breaks #then working again thursday for longer hours #emphatically: fuck. fuckity FUCK. #genuinely should i not go? i missed last class though. but how the hell is this trip important? #bad time for a trip to your farm professor. it's fucking midterms.

[moinsbienquekaworu]

There's these girls in my year - and I try not to judge people based on if they put makeup on or whatever because like, judging other women for their hobbies and appearance is shitty and we're trying to be good people here, but by god do I want to punch them. Every time I hear them talk I have to remind myself that even though some people are annoying and make me want to hit them it does not actually matter, but by god, by god.... Shitting on the one good invested professor we have this year ("god do we have her this time? The one who dressed up for class? Cringe"), the way they speak, the fact they keep mentioning fanfiction but they don't mean like, weird little fandom stuff, just shitty copy pasted wattpad straight love triangles with the BTS or whatever... Punchable punchable punchable punchable. These girls were popular in middle and high school. They keep being annoying about fanfic but in The normiest way I have ever seen. They would have talked in my back and if I showed them a Snarry fic they would explode.

#and i know ultimately it's just like harmless and unimportant #but they're so annoying!!! i keep hearing them say useless stupid vapid bullshit!!!! #biting biting biting #fanfiction isn't exclusively your cringe wattpad x readers 😭😭 #and i wish they would stop judging the teacher because she's so nice #she's super nice and always invested and energetic #you can FEEL the motivation when she talks! she loves her subject and she loves teaching! #AND SHE'S GOOD AT IT!!! #like holy shit all the teachers are boring or there because they have to or whatever #appreciate this one gem in a sea of boring classes!!!! #instead of calling her cringe or whatever #like yeah she is a little cringe. so what. be cringe be free have a good time. #it's the judging other people thing. the normie who tries their best to be normal all the time #live a little fucking hell!!!! #where's your passion where's your joy where's your fun where's your sincerity!!!!!!! #anyway. so normal. i am not biting them. #wow i have a ramble tag now