Sinclair: Why are you like this?
Bester: I used too much “no more tears” shampoo as a child and I haven’t felt a single emotion since.
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In ep 4. Ji-Won has a whole monologue about how shes been changing herself for the sake of other people. And then later talks about how her makeover is the best way to deal with people who judge based on appearances.
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Has anyone written a thesis yet about friends exchanging reels/tiktoks/internet videos for comment throughout the day is a response to a decline in public space? We can't go outside and people watch and talk about what's going on because there are precious few places where you can just exist. This of course is compounded by people moving all over for school work and having friends that don't live near by (which I'm just gonna go ahead and blame on capitalism).
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It is a special kind of soul crushing frustration that autocorrect prioritizes brand names over...just the normal word the brand chose to stick on their package.
The one that comes up the most for me is "canon" - how often do I have a conversation about Canon, the brand, versus canon, the word? I'll let you guess. And yet, I cannot make my phone "forget" that "canon" is always capitalized.
I used the word "kickstarted" in a post the other day and my phone autocorrected it to Kickstart.
I can even fully articulate why this fills me with so much rage.
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I often think I'd like to have my eyesight corrected, as I am almost blind without my glasses, but then I am hungover or just sad/stressed, and I can just take off my glasses and let everything blur for a while, and I just feel better.
Like my brain doesn't feel the need to analyze my surroundings in detail because I know I'm not supposed to see clearly, and it goes into rest mode. The entire world seems softer.
Also, there's nothing cooler on earth, than seeing the Christmas tree lights without glasses.
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for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal
before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"
and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"
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man im looking at the new quest 3 and i just… i hate that facebook is the one leading vr right now. because this thing looks fucking awesome. i know they’re lying about how good the passthrough is for marketing but just the whole concept is so undeniably cool. but of course the people leading the charge is the cartoonishly evil company that’s going to sell all the tracking data for profit, because we don’t get nice things.
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I'm getting so many new followers! None of them have profile pictures except for the ones of conventionally attractive young women
Could be bots, or could be that my followers are all overwhelmingly attractive lurkers, who's to say
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me: I'm definitely too much of a fool for this job
*deep breath*
me: how about I apply for it anyways
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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.
capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.
now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.
and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.
and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.
and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".
it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"
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