my hobbies include shitposting about my au
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crumb accidentally replying to velvet with a fnaf shitpost is like you posting the jordan bi gif
FUCK YOURE RIGHT 😭
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did me immense psychic damage when i'm finally listening to raike's playlist and got to carry on my wayward son. still listening though, because it's a great song! i just bear the curse
Unfortunately it is lodged into my brain forever and also INCREDIBLY accurate for his character
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saying “visual style" because, for example, if you would swap your current wardrobe for an identical, ethically made counterpart, there would be no visible change
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hey why are the Van Helsings always the Vampire Hunting Family in modern Dracula stories. Abraham Van Helsing might be the guy who knows stuff but his family is off in the Netherlands and/or dead and totally uninvolved in the plot. Abraham's great-great grandson has no reason to be doing backflips and chopping off heads or whatever
You know who is a family who hates Dracula so so much and would totally teach their kids how to hunt vampires? The Harkers. Give me a modern vampire story where the protagonists are about to die when out pops Quincey Arthur John Lucy Abraham Murray Harker the Fifth, armed with a giant knife and an encyclopedic knowledge of train schedules
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shoutout to my best buddy in highschool who once told me "you speak like how tumblr users write their textposts" and i was mortified for a second but then realization hit me and i rebutted with "wait how do YOU know how tumblr users write their textposts???" and we were both like
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I feel like the c!karlnapity people and the c!beeduo people should come together to form some kind of support group tbh.
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Sometimes the crime of being Miles O’Brien is unforgivable
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where are all the cats in dark souls 3 ???? 😢🐱
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