#bc theyre adorably shaped here

[friedricebunny]

The most shaped ivan and till ever

#pj talks #alien stage #bc theyre adorably shaped here

[stgosupremacy]

HI SO TODAY WE R GONNA ANALYSE EVERY OFFICIAL SATOGOU POSTER (ok i couldnt get my hands on them all but)🥰

heres the thing no one asked for

there's hearts. 💯❤

honestly pretty chill but THERES HEARTS-

ok so theres not much else going on here but this is rlly cute of a poster lmao of the boys all cosy and cute <33 and ash drinking this cool soda lol

pikachu looks so cute omggggg

(@skyecrystal pointed out this was released on valentines day hehe) 😏

MORE HEARTS MWAHAHAHHAHAHA ok but like all their pokemon are clearly routing for them (esp lucario look at him)

ALSO random but i love how it's gohs pokemon looking directy at the present in gohs hand lol like theyre just waiting for him to fess up....AND GOH DEFO GAVE THAT PRESENT TO ASH AFTER THE SHOOT 💖😊😊

ehhhhh 4 gays 1 picture, keep scrollinggg....

(theyre all literally like 2 inches apart bahhaa)

OK BUT IM SORRY HHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH WHY THE WEDDING SUITS LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 🤨

love how ash is just totally sweetly oblivious and just smiling...

...gary is just acting chill and cool as always...

and goh is....just blushing and is internally screaming we can tell ok

I LOVE THIS ONE SMM LOL LOOK AT MR MIME HE KNOWS BAHAHAHAHHA 😏😏

and goh l i t e r a l l y getting distracted by ash- look at him !! 💖🤨 so distracted in fact that the ICING IS COMING OUT THE PIPING BAGGGGGG UGHGHGHHGH

and then chloe just being adorable ofc awh lmao

ah then we have to appreciate sobble and pikachu looking down at their trainers like 'we know what you guys are' 🥰

iLOVEEEE this one but the ones to come knock it off the bar holy heck 😤-

they literally couldnt be any close in this BAHAHHAHA AWWHHH teyre so cute <33 and ash's arm around him 🥺 I love how are just squashed up together while iris has the spotlight but they happy ^^

wait but we have to appreciate iris tho- LOOK AT HERRRRRR 💜💜

so uhhh...

still speaking of iris, she's so cute feeding pikachu right omg <33 💜🥺

andddddddd as much as i love and adore iris i couldn't help but notice something elseeee....it's not even that obvious idk if yall saw but

ash is feeding him.

he is literally feeding him-

ANDGOHISBLUSHING

LIKE

wow

also love goh's red socks theyre slayin

BUT ANYWAY gosh i love iris OBVS but everyone was like aww iris and pikachu cute aww-

LIKE HELLO?? have you seen this over here omg. the little cherry blossoms falling on them too (i cant help but notice some are shaped like hearts but they normally are anyway 🥰)

so yeah this one was defo anipoke being bold but uh

yall know which one is last 🙂🙂🙂

....

so i was like wow that is some REALLY good fanart dam-

BUT THEN

NO WAY THIS IS ACC REAL??????????????? NO IT RLLY IS OMG I LITERALLY CAN'T HOW IS THIS OFFICAL LMFAO look at them 😰

GOH IS FULL ON BLUSHING WITH ASH BEING PAINFULLY OBLIVIOUS AND WINKING????? AND THEN LOOK HOW FKN CLOSE THEY ARE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🥰🥰🥰🥰 his cap is all squahed upwards bc of how close they are LMAO and ash is casually feeding himm...

again.

c'mon you can't tell me this isn't hinting at SOMETHING HERE 🙂🙂 WHOEVER IS DRAWING THESE OFFICIAL ARTS THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART <33

no like seriously combined with the gay shit from pokemon journeys they HAVE TO BE CANON LOL 🤩

THIS WAS SO FUN 😍 considering to tag this as satogou week 2023....which wasn't even my intention anyway but...HEY LETS DO IT!

#satogouweek2023 <3

(me considering if anyone is acc gonna read all of this 😀😀 )

#goh pokemon #ash ketchum #satogou #pokemon goh #pokemon anime #firstfriendshipping #ash x goh #pokemon journeys #anipoke #fatedencountershipping #journeyshipping #rant post #pokeani #official art #satogou week 2023

[chihirolovebot]

being so normal and regular abt modern domestic physouma . he makes sure phys takes their antidepressants every single day. he knows when theyre having a bad day , when they curl up on the bed or sofa under the weight of a bunch of blankets, head turned against the sunlight , and he's just sort of there, hovering ,never leaving them alone. quietly opens up all the windows and brings them food under the guise of having leftovers . holds them a little tighter when they sleep. and you know he kicks up a fuss if phys doesnt want to share the bed ( or couch, or wherever because ouma can sleep anywhere ) .

like whatever . phys likes buying flowers and plants to look after because it gives them a routine and something to get out of bed for even on days when they dont feel like it. they make ouma sneeze but he'd die before he says anything about it.

theyre both bad at cooking but ouma can make a couple of basic meals and phys likes experimenting . i think phys makes breakfast and ouma makes tea/dinner and beyond that they Scavenge . phys drinks a relentless amount of tea and hot chocolate but ouma isnt allowed caffeine . neither of them like spicy food . phys likes making eggs in the morning but is finicky about texture and finds that the safest way for them to eat them is either as an omelette or hidden in something else ( ouma encourages them to keep making eggs because theyre good for you ) .

they have a strict laundry day because they both know they'd let it slip otherwise , ouma because he hates doing it and phys because they'd get distracted and forget.

phys starts working a salaried job with the professor as soon as they graduate university ( which they do at seventeen or eighteen ) and he buys them a cute little apartment in the city. ouma moves in not long after they get together ( maybe they met at hopes peak .. ? ) and they share the space . and phys watches this apartment with a nice view of osaka turns into Their Home. every time they come home from work exhausted , sensory overload with stuff sticking to their neck and shoes too tight and hair in their face , ready to throw their bag down and scream—they see him . curled up like a cat on the couch or experimenting (to detrimental effects) in the kitchenette or sometimes just waiting for them to come up and they just feel themself light up .

incompatible sleep schedules but once phys is asleep Theyre Asleep so its okay . they go to bed anywhere from 11pm-2am and ouma will go with them but not sleep for ages . combo of fucked up sleep schedule , undiagnosed insomnia and trust issues abt falling asleep in front of someone first . hes a creep and stares at them whilst they sleep bc he finds it kind of adorable and also , like , theres a person so close to him in a way that he never thought there would be , like theyre here and theyre asleep and vulnerable and they trust him and its so surreal he has to jam his fist in his mouth before he screams sometimes . hes a stick insect once hes asleep btw . phys wakes up at 7am and hes clinging to them like a koala bear.

the Big Light never get used . they have so many lamps and phys loves stringlights so much . ouma find fun and cute and creative ones with coloured lights and cute shapes and they hang them up everywhere , all over the doorways and walls, and instead of doors they have those beaded curtains that hang down because they both like how they swish and ouma loves using them to make dramatic entrances and exits .

casual touch . sleepy nights curled up on the couch watching shitty 70s spy flicks , ouma with his back to phys' chest with his head lolling on their shoulder whilst they fiddle with his hair to keep their hands occupied .

#im SO . SO NORMAL . SO FUCKING NORMAL . #🏚.sleep awake #veetxt

[amazingmsme]

Curtwen hc time! Bc we always need some more of these. (And strap in theres a few—)

First things first, i ADORE your last hc with Curt finding out about Owen first. I love the lines of dialogue beforehand between the two of them so SO much. I like that Owen would be like "stop tickling!" rather than "stop tickling ME", makes him sound more british.

Alr here are my thoughts:

Curt obviously spends a lot of time on his hair to keep it ✨️perfect✨️, but actually so does Owen. Owen uses a lot of product to keep his longer hair silky and soft, while Curt uses product specifically for looks. SO Owen loves that when theyre making out his hair ends up all up in Curt's face. Curts squinting and squirming and like "Owehehen- use a hair tie!" and Owens like "I literally just washed my hair, I'm not going to ruin it now-" so Curt has to suffer through giggles.

I will always and forever adore Barb being unwillingly involved in the boys' lil games, SO— Curt keeps asking and asking Barb to buildnhim somrthing that'll help him get revenge on Owen, but he never specifies what he wants the invention to do. So Barb's like "Mega, if you cant tell me what you want the invention to DO, i cant make one for you!!" and Curt tries to explain it in the vaguest way possible so that 1) she doesnt think he only wants it for himself and 2) itll still do what he wants it to do. And wventually when she connects the dots she teases the hell outta him. Curt makes excuses about the 'bad guys' bring thrown offguard or itd be helpful in interrogations, but Barb says "no one would ever use tickling in an interrogation, Mega" and Curt doesnt have the willpower or pride to correct her.

Owen has ticklish arms. There i said it. He wore a tak top while he and Curt were cuddling, and Curt just traced lines up and down the soft skin of his inner/outer arm. He tries SO FREAKING HARD not to tense his muscles because he knows as soon as he does Curt will notice. So hes just like "Curt could you cut it out? You're nails are itching me." and tries to move out of the way. But Curt senses somethings up and prods him (figuratively and literally) about it until he spills. Owen's laughter from soft tickles is so much different from when he's "getting wreckt". Its very breathy and soft, and he covers his face with the back of his hand to hide himself, but doesnt actively lean away from the feeling. Curt gets heart-eyes and immediately wants to hear more. Owen's throwing insults at him to stop, but he just lays there giggling into the side of the couch.

Finally, LETS👏TALK👏ABOUT👏CURT'S👏TICKLISH👏EARS👏. Our canon. Our bread and butter. Curt originally hates wearing earpieces because Barb hadn't perfected the technology yet and it always buzzed. He got yelled at because one time on a very important mission in Budapest Curt was losing his gd mind with how tingly his ear was feeling and he had to take it off. When Barb couldn't get ahold of him, she knew she'd give him an earfull later. Curt also has issues with Owen. Now, Owen loves Curt's ears. He thinks theyre a cute shape and he loves that theyre so sensitive. Owen adores tracing them and pecking them. Depending on the day, Curt wil either get major goosebumps from Owen, or lose his shiy immediately as he did in the famous interrogation scene. Owen always keeps an ostrich feather in his coat pocket. He rarely uses it, but he likes that Curt knows its always there. Its like its watching him 👀

THAT is all i have, i know it is alot but i am obsessed w these two and i just aAA-

AAAAAAAAA THESE ARE SO FUCKING CUTE I’M DYING I NEED CPR STAT!!! These two are gonna kill me, they’re such fucking dorks I love them I love them I love them! & I love that it makes him sound more British, I didn’t even think of that but now that you pointed it out I can’t stop seeing it!

I absolutely LOVE the difference in hair care between the 2 because they both obsess over their hair in different ways. Curt will style & gel his hair before he even thinks about stepping out the door because he’s always gotta look his best. Meanwhile Owen takes fucking forever after his shower brushing it & putting products in it to help it grow, heal split ends, make it soft, literally the works. Curt’s always like what the hell takes you so long??? & Owen’s just like “you have your hair routine, I have mine”

But it makes his hair so silky smooth & soft & it’s the perfect length to brush against Curt’s neck & ears when they cuddle or make out & it makes him so blushy & giggly because wtf hair shouldn’t tickle! But Owen absolutely loves the fact that he doesn’t even have to use his hands to get him laughing

On a related note, his stubble is the bane of Curt’s existence, it should be illegal

& omg Barb is constantly flipping between extremely amused & very annoyed, these boys never give her a fucking break! She’s so patient with Curt trying to find out what the fuck he actually wants from her, but he won’t stop beating around the bush & is being vague af. So she’s just like “damn if you can’t even say it you can’t be trusted with it” & then he tries to make more of an effort to actually describe what it is he’s looking for & she just gets more amused by the second. & when she says no one would use that in an interrogation he like mumbles under his breath something like “well Owen did” or “must be an MI6 thing” & he’s just being classic sassy Curt but she hears what he said & is like wait a fucking second. “Curt you can’t be serious. Agent Carvour is a professional” & he’s getting flustered & huffy & just goes “yeah, a professional pain in my ass. So can you make it or what?” She has it ready for him by lunch the next day & demands a “full report” on the device’s performance. She even had a sticky note with it that just says “give him hell ;)”

FMVRMAGELW I AM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH RN! TICKLISH ARMS ARE SO UNDERRATED! Sorry for yelling but this really has me in a chokehold. Owen is pretty averagely ticklish in all the normal spots, but I like to imagine he’s a lot more sensitive in harder to reach or more unconventional spots like his arms. Light touches here drive him up the fucking wall ok, he cannot take it whatsoever. Immediately breaks down in a fit of giggles. He tries to hold out, but breathy snickers always force their way out as he squirms around trying to suppress his wide dopey ass grin. Curt thinks it’s the cutest fucking thing he’s ever seen in his life, & he’s right. His forearms are pretty bad & he can’t help but twitch away with a huff of laughter when Curt brushes over the skin there. But his biceps? That’s a good way to kill him. Light tickles there will have him in shrill hysterics & squeezing the muscle will draw out full on belly laughs. Owen didn’t even know he was ticklish there until Curt, & so he was really trying to hide the spot from the both of them. Because what a stupid fucking spot to be ticklish, he did not need to know how sensitive that spot was & he really didn’t need Curt to find out either. But he can’t lie to him, so they went in a little journey of discovery together

Bro we’re so damn lucky that we got canon ticklish!Curt I literally couldn’t believe it! & on his ears no less, like that is legit one of my favorite spots! It’s just so sweet & cute & the way people giggle & scrunch their neck for protection is so kxganssmabfi & that’s his literal introduction to the show!!! Like he legit goes from suave spy who never cracks under pressure to cutest giggly dork in the world in seconds flat! Like wtf they can’t do that to me! But I fucking LOVE how he can’t handle the ear piece because he’s too sensitive there & he just straight up ditches it! & when they ask him about it he’s all dodgy & embarrassed & not giving a straight answer until Cynthia threatens not to pay him for the assignment if he can’t answer her & he just blurts it out, blushing so much & Cynthia just scoffs like “Jesus Mega, that’s it? Why didn’t you just say so, no need to make such a big fucking deal out of it” & he’s so shocked because he honestly expected a lecture about how a spy shouldn’t be ticklish, but she was cool with it??? & she can kinda sense what he’s thinking so she says “look, we’re all human, I get it. I’ll get Barb to make some adjustments” & he thinks that’s the end of it but now she just uses it to tease the shit out of him when he’s least expecting it

His ears are Owen’s absolute favorite spot because Curt is soooo cute & giggly when he tickles him there & it’s one of his worst spots, & he’s a bit of a masochist & likes to bully his boyfriend. & I’m fucking dying thinking about him carrying around that feather all the time “just in case” like just imagine the first time Curt stumbles upon it! Maybe he’s looking for something in his pocket or grabbing his jacket for him & he just freezes & turns completely red. & he pulls it out & looks at Owen like “what the fuck is this???” & Owen looks up & smirks like “well you should know what that is” all smug & shit & he fucking has the audacity to wink at him. He knows exactly what he’s doing, & Curt really can’t handle it

Also worth noting: this is one of the top pics that comes up when you google Owen Carvour

I love them so very much, if you couldn’t tell

#asks #fruitee-goose #saf headcanons #spies are forever headcanons #curtwen #owen carvour #curt mega #special agent curt mega #spies are forever #saf #ticklish!curt #ticklish!owen

[yuukei-yikes]

we know harutaka gets a bunch of kitties after str but what about others!!! what kind of pets mekadan would have post str?

harutaka dont get a bunch of kitties they get 1 single spoiled fat ass cat💪💪💪

im gonna be talking like theyre all a little older cuz if they get pets they're all living on their own or whatever SO.

seto and mary have 1 million dogs cats birds etc etc they foster animals🔥🔥🔥 mary also has a service dog bc she suffers from hallucinations, panic attacks and her very bad social anxiety soooo. yeah. doggy. and seto has like 3 dogs that are just his dogs but otherwise they have a bunch of fosters that come and go :3

kidomomo are living together because i say so. they have one or two cats and some like. amphibian or reptile. idk. bc momo likes it but kido's like ☹️ but ok momo likes it so kido puts up with it. they also foster some cats here and there when seto needs room

kano i imagine also fosters kitty cats that come from seto but he's a lot more into it than kido is. i think both kido and kano are cat people and help seto when he runs out of space or has cats that arent good with other animals or need more special attention since cats are generally lot more fuzzy than dogs. i think kano takes the cats that are in the worst shape while kido doesn't bc theyre a lot more squeamish+get super attached very easily (kido's cats are probably failed fosters) so kano is always giving kitties flea baths and taking care of injuries and all that... he also has like 3 cats of his own :3 honestly they're also failed fosters lol. harutaka also get their cat from seto but it's not a failed foster they went there specifically to get her 🔥🔥🔥

shintaro of course has BUNNY!!!! super spoiled bunny. ayano i imagine she has a doggy too. a super huge dog. i think shintaro suffers with ayano's big dog because he's not a dog person. or a cat person. hes a bunny person. anyways he can't deal with dogs jumping on him. ayano's probably awful at keeping her dog in check so it's the kinda dog that's just tackling you and licking you all the damn time. sadly it adores shintaro and it's always knocking him over... also kano's cats also like him and are always napping on him. or scratching him.

hibiya and hiyori i hc they move to the city for hs. hibiya lives with kidomomo and hiyori lives with ayano. hiyori fucking HATES ayano's dog she literally wants it dead she's a dog hater. hibiya also hates cats and is scared of his kitty roommates. if they're college age i imagine they move in together (i imagine theyre just friends) but they dont have pets even though hiyori really wants a cat because she knows hibiya cant stand cats. but i think after years of living with kidomomos cats he's ok with hiyori getting one bc he knows how much she loves kitties lol

#ask tag #headcanons #mekadan

[outpost-31]

do you think the flesh beast creatures would have their own unique abilities? or would they just be differentiated by size and color and stuff?

AGGHH EXPLODES. THANKYOU FOR LETTING MY TALK ABOUT MY CREECHERS.

under the cut bc this is long but I LOVE THEM.. none of this is exactly spoilers this is just stuff it goes into in the story explained in more detail ^_^

OK! SO. the thing about these beasts. hangon copying and pasting from some chats here because I cant explain them better than I have previously:

" !!YEAH EXACTLY. THEY CAN MIMIC VOICES. ANY VOICE THEYVE HEARD. THEY INTENTIONALLY STALK SOMEBODY BEFORE KILLING THEM SO THEY CAN HEAR THEM SPEAK AND COPY IT AND UGHHHH "

" im not gonna spoil anything but the scariest part of these monsters is theyre not just killing for food or survival with animal intelligence. theyre entirely sapient and are knowingly hunting their target with methods they know they'll fall for via observation.. I may or may not adore my own monster concept.

Meaning theyre absolutely smart enough to do things like. open doors (if the weird sludge form they took has proper parts to mess with a lock). replicate the voice of somebody it knows the target trusts. again, stalk for days beforehand to know exactly what it needs to do. imagine trying to fight against something that's intelligent as a person, if not more because of hivemind, and has been observing all your weaknesses for days. rest in peace "

"it's very cool in concept! and the thing is theyre not just mimicking what they've heard to garner trust (though it still sounds a bit off because clearly most of them don't have the proper parts to vocalize), they can understand and form sentences from what they've heard somebody say too.. so eg if you ask it to say something specific to verify its not just parroting it will say it back to you (as long as its heard the sounds to replicate). still not entirely convincing bc again its off, esp if they haven't heard the proper noises to replicate a word, but its VERY convincing from, say, a distance.. if youre not paying attention.. if youre in enough distress to believe its whoever theyre replicating.. etc. which is an incredible feat of 'nature' and is cool as fuck. but also HORRIFYING "

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" YEAH!! not all of them are like that like I said, its actually bc of a specific thing about that character it was about but.. it can kindof fuck with your body however it wants to. repurposes your biological material for itself yknow "

(about beast process->) " I DONT HAVE IT FULLY DEVELOPED YET. However. the general thought is that theyre basically dead and having their body used, but.. it's like some greater organism that consumes you and uses your bits to remake other things with the knowledge it gained from Absorbing You. so technically your brain is still there. just part of a greater hivemind now in a different way. its horrifyingly intelligent and replicates new creatures from the slop.. or atleast begins to transform you once you're way too deep in the " my skin is falling off im dying " stage to recover so it just slides on in and slurps up your melted flesh and starts to reconstruct you "

" basically yeah you're dead its just using your flesh and the basic structure of your body but your mind is still kindof there in a way through the knowledge it has 👍 your consciousness isnt there with it, whoever it takes is GONE but. "

" I mean it doesn't really melt you its more rapid infection and necrosis of the flesh so that your shape falls away away and is no longer stable so it can take over and change into something else and attempt to replicate what was there before but. yknow "

" it makes a convincing deer! somebody goes out to photograph wildlife and sees this thing and stops to take a picture and then its fucking face tears open the second it notices him and its form unravels entirely. its intelligent enough to actively hunt and trick you and thats exactly what it's doing "

+ this post

THATS ALOT. But basically I just set it down bc these things all share those few central important traits bc otherwise they're not exactly 1 group of beasts! there's multiple. and it spreads. TLDR shared traits:

Can spread the beasting through fluids/bites (think rabies), and Creech other things with it

(But don't have to creech things! sometimes they just eat)

Technically a hivemind. Stored knowledge from everything they've killed like a library. They can't exactly read the minds of eachother when separated into different creatures, but from the Goop..

HORRIFICALLY intelligent, fully sapient and possibly even sentient depending on beast

Can manipulate their own anatomy when Creeched due to being able to melt and reform flesh (though their mass stays generally the same, they can't randomly get LARGER unless they absorb another thing). It takes time of course, theyre still ripping and changing and liquefying flesh and bone, its not instant. but they can still do it

Able to mimic voices they've heard. Cant speak on their own, they need to have heard a voice to replicate (usually the one of the person it originated from

Are we on the same page. ok COOL. So, even with that, theyre not all exactly the same. They won't turn into the same gorebeast every single time- their appearance varies based off " host "- as well as alot of other traits. they won't solve situations the exact same way, may develop different hunting strategies best suited to their appearance, etc etc..

For example: take whoever became a BEAST was very intelligent. that monster would display that same extreme intelligence and thinking, despite no longer being them. it just might be used in different ways. And with that varying intelligence comes the difference between their natural survival instinct as a living thing vs actual sapience extending into sentience.

The sapience doesn't exactly MEAN super extreme intelligence: it's just learning and wisdom. Knowing something and acting based off that. It doesn't exactly mean it's capable of feelings and EXTREME critical thought (despite also being able to think)

+ with different physical appearances (i usually based the beasts off of something correlating to their stand ^_^) comes different kinds of uses of their anatomy/abilities that others may not have or think of. it's not like MAGIC, its like strategy and conforming to their own anatomy , and they can't exactly do something impossible (go invisible, breathe fire) but they can certainly develop things other beasts wouldn't have depending on what they became during transformation and their own specific thought.

EG: one might learn to camouflage in some way or learn stealth hunting strategies + change their own anatomy to be better suited. Like developing soft pads on the feet to move silently. or if their body was severely damaged, ripping and cracking their own ribs out of place to hold their own organs in for safety and even reforming their own peritoneum so they aren't just spilling out, vulnerable.. yknow!

Their forms usually remain vaguely humanoid in some way, due to building up off the appearance of the thing they've consumed and taken and changing it, but it can be intensely graphic in different ways for that reason. And sometimes the mutations can occur without reason in rotting and melting away their host to cause the process to go faster (eg: skin splitting open and folding back down to bone, having flesh tendrils somewhere)... just happens.

+ considering theyre still a living thing, they need guts to function. and will even actively attempt to reform them or make new ones as backup from the viscera theyre made up of... they'll stop the life functions of whatever they've taken and just start them over immediately and replace organs (eg brain, any important vital bit) they've dissolved before going anywhere.. have a screenshot for this too actually

SO I hope that answers the question kindof.. theyre not all exactly the same they vary! in different incredibly gruesome disturbing ways! general size and ability just comes down to what they believe will work (and sometimes it doesnt)

#asks #🦅 #Keep a Cool Head Tag #GODD i love my fucking monsters.. sm.. theyre the best

[archaeval]

ooc. no writing tonight just copypasting a long writeup about ruby’s modern verse for @matriarchsdevotee and ruby’s future scooby doo mystery solving

so like. she appears mostly human for the most part, the general public  just sees the library as a private library that functions similarly to a  public library only she gets to choose the organizational system.  allegedly it's been passed down through her family for generations, the  building is a protected historical site, but in actuality it's just  always been ruby, there's no ancestors about it. her eyes are a bit  weirdly reflective and her teeth are a lil sharp but nobody really  notices enough to comment on it.  the building is an extension of ruby herself. there are two floors open  to the public that function as the library, and sub floors 1 and 2 for  storage and offices. there's a 3rd floor that used to be apartments but  now are study rooms and the like and need reservations. underneath  basement floor 2, things get. weir.d though to be fair, the doors to  basement floors 3+ aren't always in the basement, but at least they're  always clearly marked as staff only.

it's a gorgeous old building that was fitted with gas and then electrical lights over the years. the wifi and computer systems have always been buggy and ruby is honest about it, though she claims its just because it's an old building and it's not in the budget to update the computer systems. in reality, newer tech that relies on processors and wireless connectivity and data will get affected instantly bc they're essentially inside her body, which is a swirling vortex of eldritch nonsense in the shape of a beautiful private library. Phones are also iffy when they do or don't work.   i think. in her modern verse. she is also able to shapeshift freely into spider form, and possibly have 2-3 avatars of herself running around to assist people who got lost in the periodical section of the library that is the worst-organized of them all. she's  a mostly benevolent/neutral eldritch being in the middle of an old  metropolitan area, and not enough people look closely to realize what's  goin on. or, if they do, other people pass it off as who cares or she's  just some rich weirdo from really old money of course she's gonna be  disconnected from reality

yes she eats people occasionally. or more specifically, she drags them down into the basements and lets them get lost and starve to death there for wholly justifiable reasons in her mind. she used to be human, and she isn't going to kill someone just for dog-earing a 40 year old book even if she really wants to. the extras spider hands absolutely help with reshelving at night. jane is there also, and is a good baby girl whom i love.

also. she loves her lgbteens. theyre so weird. she doesn't understand  what theyre saying half the time. 

some really nice things about the library itself: open every day. almost  no late fees. she does mention them in the library policy but unless  you annoy her, they get taken off automatically. since its privately  owned, she gets to set all the rules and if someone has a suggestion or  complaint they have a direct line to the person who makes decisions  around here. the kid's section is the only organized section of the  library and has an adorable mural and benches so it looks like you're  reading in the 100 acre wood. 

the bad: no, she will not rearrange her books. if oyu want to know where  something is instead of going on a grand adventure, you ask her and  she'll tell you how to get there. yes this requires landmarks such as  "the creepy light that always sways as if there's a light breeze" or  "the tiny door on the left side of the hallway. do NOT go in the one on  the right" 

she has a very small amount of employees who are paid well.

if someoen's shitty and asks for the manager, she always lets you come get her to deal with the situation and she is always on her employees' side, especially if someone’s being shitty about book displays.

it's Her building, there isn't a free speech debate goin on here, there's no customer is always right because this is a service being provided to the community on her dime  the only time she makes money off this is through donations. the haunted house is 2$ suggested donation that's always going to a local charity. she may be fuckoff rich and struggles to adapt to modern tech but she also hates shitty people and has no patience for anyone trying to talk down to her. she's solitary and snooty so if you've passed her vibe check tm and got a job there, you're p much set for life. the other big downside is that you swear the paintings are watching you as you go past. you're wrong of course. she doesn't need fake eyes to see where everyone is in her building and what they're getting up to

#ooc #v: modern

[peroxideprinces]

who's this doctor guy I'm hearing about

*@#%@#*%()&@#%()*(!&@#%)(!@*@#)%(

infodump under cut SORRY IN ADVANCE

SO THE DOCTOR . the titular doctor who . wooooo boy r they a LOT to explain but i will do my best

the doctor is a time lord from the planet gallifrey !! they did poorly in school, stole a tardis, then came to earth w their granddaughter, pickin up various companions along the way !!!

there r currently fourteen incarnations we have seen of the doctor, plus the timeless children, plus the morbius doctors, plus war + fugitive BUT FOR SIMPLICITY'S SAKE WE WILL ONLY TLAK AB THE FOURTEEN DOCTORS

so ! first doctor !

heres first !!

i have not watched all the series' involvin first but boy do i adore them . well i like their companions a lot lolsies

first had several companions !

susan foreman, their granddaughter

barbara wright, one of susans school teachers

ian chesterton, another one of susans school teachers

vicki pallister, some teenager first picked up after they left susan

steven taylor, some guy ig

dodo chaplet, another teenage girl adopted by first after vicki left

polly wright, light of my life

ben jackson, naval captain of sorts that was in love w polly

i dont remember why the first doctor regenerated but boy do i love second

!! second doctor !!!

they r literally jus a silly little guy .

most of seconds serials have been lost so theyve been recreated w bits n pieces of remainin content from each serial !!! they look like powerpoint presentations but its okay bc they slay hard enough to b enjoyable

polly n ben carried over into some of seconds run, but they got new companions as well !!!

jamie mccrimmon, scotsman from A While Ago that the doctor definitely dated . source: dude trust me

brigadier lethbridge-stewart, leader of this organization called unit that investigates alien shit

victoria waterfield, teenager from A While Ago that feel in love w jamie i think

zoe heriot, from the future n also fell in love w jamie

second was forced to regenerate by the gallifreyan high council after bein a little too goofy . theyre tardis stopped workin n they were stranded on earth as third . speakin of third

third doctor !!!

for thirds first series, they r unable to use their tardis so they stay on earth n work against alien threats w unit !!!!

brig <3

liz shaw, a scientist forced to work w unit bc it was a "good work experience"

after liz left, thirds tardis got fixed i think n they started travellin again !!! this time they were joined by diff companions lols

jo grant, a bit of an airhead but absolutely beloved

sarah jane smith, journalist who was a stowaway that third later loved <3

harry sullivan, Just Some Guy

i . dont remember why third regenerated AUHDSGJKLSDG

fourth doctor !!!

say hello to arguably the most famous doctor . um . ever !!!

sarah stayed w fourth for a bit before she too finally left . i adore all of fourths companions sooo much

leela, some violent lass

romana i, a time lord that tagged along once lol

romana regenerated into romana ii !!!! i love romana ii . she is so dear to me .

series 18 is where things get a little funky okay . in the latter half, fourth n romana get stuck in an alternate version of space known as e-space . its basically negative coordinates . so theres positive space (n-space) and negative space (e-space) . okay . HERE THEY MEET MY FAVE COMPANION !!!

adric, smartass

eventually fourth left e-space w adric but romana stayed behind . anyway . two more companions after that !!

nyssa, the last trakenite

tegan, angry australian that really needs to get to heathrow

fourth eventually fell to their death n regenerated into MY FAVE DOCTOR !!!!

fifth doctor !!

THEY R SO SILLY N DAD SHAPED . OKAY .

adric n tegan n nyssa stayed w them for a while !! adric became the first major companion to die, but the third companion altogether . nyssa eventually left leavin jus tegan . n then there was one more...

turlough, um....

turlough tried to murder fifth w a rock . but thats not important . eventually tegan left too n then turlough n fifth had a beach episode or whatevs n met....

peri brown, THE GIRL EVER

turlough left n peri n fifth were poisoned which is why fifth had to regenerate :pensive:

sixth doctor !!!

i dont like sixth much .

peri was there until she died !! then there was the trial of a timelord thing which i thought was weird but !!

mel bush, nicest gal ever <3

mel was coachin sixth for the thing for a whileeee . we dont actually have a confirmation on how sixth died but every jus agreed it was the carrot juice tbh

seventh doctor !!!

mel stayed for a series longer w seventh before leaving !!!

ace mcshane, second most memorable companion after sarah jane smith (punk rock lesbian lady)

ace was def the best thing for the show since the fourth doctor tbh but the show still did get cancelled .

there was a tv movie though where the seventh doctor died n regenerated !!!

im not even goin to TRY to explain them here .

ninth doctor !!

um...so...the doctor destroyed gallifrey . killed everyone on the planet . destroyed the rest of their species sans the master (who i will NOT get into here) bc of the time war (against the daleks who i will also not get into here) . they r the first doctor in the revival series n arguable as important to the franchise as a whole as the first doctor, considerin they were the first reboot doctor

ninth only got one series, but the companions were vv memorable <3

rose tyler, middle class earth girl infatuated w the doctor

mickey smith, roses (ex ?) boyfriend

jack harkness, the sluttiest alien ever

adam whatever his last name was, completely borin

in their last episode, rose absorbed the energy of the tardis . ninth had to absorb it from her through a kiss n they couldnt handle that much energy soooo they regenerated !!!

tenth doctor

tenth . whooooo boy okay . um . time lord victorious !!! they were definitely still dealin w the destruction of gallifrey but . yeah .

rose stayed !! they were cute for a bit until rose n mickey got locked in an alternate dimension ^-^

martha jones, doctor infatuated w the doctor

martha was in love w the doctor but they didnt love her back . she is one of the only companions to willingly leave the doctor in the modern series . good for her

donna noble, literally the best

i love donna !!! she was snarky n dumb n smart n the most important woman in the universe . she means everythin to me . she did not need to go out the way she did .

tenth 'died' savin donnas grandfather . thats all ill say ab that

eleventh doctor !!!

i dont HATE eleventh i jus dont like them . um . but their companions do absolute WONDERS for their series' tbh .

amy pond, the girl who waited

rory williams, amys husband

the ponds !!! the ponds n the doctor . the doctor n the ponds . they were a family !!! until the ponds died . um lol

river song, the doctors wife

she's a little hard to explain but ill do my best !! basically . so doc travels forward in time right ? river travels backwards . the first time river met the doctor, the doctor was in their twelfth incarnation . the first time the doctor met river, the doctor was in their tenth incarnation . hopefully that gets the point across . anyway .

clara oswald

i dont like clara much . um . but she sticks around !!

idk why eleventh regenerates n i kinda dont care although their regeneration sequence was really sad :[

twelfth doctor !!

EASILY SECOND FAVE MODERN DOCTOR

anyway . clara dies durin their run which leads to the best episode of modern who: heaven sent . its such a good episode . it drives me to tears .

anwyay !! they become a professor n gain two new companiosn !!!

nardole, somethin indescribable

bill potts, super cool tragic lesbian

i love bill . i love nardole . neither of them deserved this . especially not bill . she gets turned into a cyberman . its terrifyin .

um so twelfths death is a little hard to explain but its the masters fault basically

thirteenth doctor

the writin in this era was dogshit im not even goin to lie to you . i love thirteenth . i think there couldve been so much w them . but . man :/

ryan sinclair, some youtuber guy

graham o'brien, ryan's step grandad

yasmin kahn, holy shit...

ryan n graham leave after a bit . yaz stays . she is in love w the doctor btw . that is vv important . it is also semi-canon .

dan lewis, jus a guy

vinder, man...

bel, vinders wife i think idk but she travels across the galaxy to find him

flux was a series that existed . not good . um .

thirteens 'death' was also caused by the master !!

fourteenth doctor

my lawyer said im no longer allowed to make comments regarding the fourteenth doctor.

#in ref to fourteenth IT SHOULDVE BEEN NCUTI !!! IT SHOULDVE BEEN NCUTIIIIIIII #dwposting #long post #tangosv tag <3 #question mark

[dwter]

we did it jan... we got decent merch i might actually want to buy... tears forming fr

I KNOW I KNOWWWWW THIS IS SUCH A JOYUS DAY !!!!! 😭🙌🏽🌟

OK SO THINGS THEY DID VERY WELL: the colours. aurrr my gawd the COLOURS. going with these darker, deeper, less vibrant versiojs of “their” colours was one of if not THE BEST decision anyone in that evil ass company has ever made im so serious i need to give the person who made that happen my first AND second born like ohhhh my god. it is genuinely the thing that makes/breaks this merch as good. NEXT THING IS THE PLAYING CARDS THEME i always adore playing cards as a central theme because it has so much mood to it and it gives the merch such a nice vibe. its also a more “mature” theme in comparison to most of their other designs/themes. i also like the placement of each element. the symbols on the side of the chest is nice, the placement on the back is rly good and the embroidered “dream team” is tasteful. not bad overall!

things that are more eh: ok i know i just said i rly like the cards theme AND I DO ….. but im not a huge fan of the execution. the three symbols representing the dteam feel very picsart-esq to me sadly and the shapes feel kind of childish Dorry dorry ….. like i like the idea but the execution couldve been much better i think? also dont rly like how the symbols are just lined uo next to each other like that. feels thoughtless and awkward. also the playing cards designs themselves im not the biggest fan of. they feel plain-ish and like theyre missing something. probably the border of the cards being plain hurts the design a bit. also screen printing that part is suchhhh a miss like brah. IT WOULDVE BEEN SM BETTER EMBROIDERED 😭😭😭 esp bc of the depth i think the designs lack the embroidery couldve helped bring it to life. i also am not the biggest fan of the aesthetic they chose for the art-style of the designs. shouldve chosen something less cartoon-y in my opinion to match the vibe of the playing cards/casio theme + the mature colour scheme and vibes. huge HUGE miss there and one of my main dislikes. also dont like georges or sapnaps card designs. cat georgie is cute but thats all its giving and the “404” looks odd in the card and that flame is fucking demented girl what the hell. i actually like dreams (<- UNBIASEDLY BTW this is a drerch review my dream bias means nothing here i promise) but again, the cartoon-y route they decided to go for for the cards + symbols i am just nawt fucking with im sorry. feels kiddy, out of place, imcomplete and picsart-y to me ….. lastly: i think this line wouldve better suited hoodies but thats most likely my hoodie bias so not rly a big critique

anyways i hope this essay is helpful and i hope that this partial drerch company slayage is a sign for better things in the future :))) WOO !

#ask #drerch company pos on the jan primeboys account ….. maybe good things do come to those who wait. 😊💚 #essay

[enden-k]

me, gushing once again to my friend about my dearest guizhong and how an important friend she was to zhongli and what impact she had on him for him to develop and change, how perfectly they balanced and complemented each other and how most things he learned to know that makes him so knowledgeable came from witnessing history and from guizhong herself probably; ready to fight eveyone who simply regards her as “lol one of zhonglis dead exes” and fail to see much more of her and her importance for zhonglis character: i like guizhong a normal amount

#realizing once again that the archons so far had important people in their lives (nameless bard; guizhong; makoto) they all lost and how #they dealt with the pain/how it changed/shaped them #theyre basically just. loss and change #ANW I FRIFCKING ADORE GUIZHONG AND i hope zhongli will talk about her one day and share fond memories ahhh #tagging it as hc bc its own interpretation based on canon/lore #headcanons #myountalk #genshin tag #this is the nth time im yelling about guizhong to my friend and it simply started bc we were discussing a new nickname for zhongli which #quickly turned into me explaining her the meanings of the characters of zhonglis and guizhongs names and how well they fit and #balance each other even in their names and boom here we are #once again me screaming and repeating myself bc i prob screamed about the same things enough times in the past year IM SORRY FER BTWHAHAHHA

[cabbagegunk]

Different anon than the last but I would love some random bird knowledge to make the happy chemicals flow

YEEA LETS GO ok some all time favourite birds but not in order this time bc i dare not rank them! kiwi and australian birds bc. youll never guess what region i live

THIS absolute unit is a mallee fowl! theyre these stupid desert chickens who make these big dounut shaped mounds about 4 metres (13 ft) that they fill with leaves n shit to compost! this generates heat for their eggs so they dont die in the desert nights! my memorys a bit fuzzy but the males like stick their whole ass head in the nest to check the temperature and then mess with the layer of sand on top depending on what temperature they are and the time of day n stuff! theyre endangered bc theyre dumb as fuck and also humans keep destroying their habitats but theyre so very special to me <3

also heres an image of the nest bc i think theyre so cool

THIS bad boy is a tui here is a photo of one licking my camera lens

i dontr know that much about em but theyre nectar eaters but will dabble in fruit and insects and have super funny lil dances that they do for defense and mating! theyre angry as fuck and chase other birds and they have this stupid like. feather cravat theyre so <33

THIS ugly motherfucker is an australian brush turkey and hes not one of my favourite birds but im adding him bc i never see anyone talk about them and theyre like everywhere near the coast theyre so fucking funny theyre like what id imagine a raccoon to be like if a raccoon were a bird. theyre another mound nest maker and again dumb as shit. theyre bright fuck off y ellow which seems like a poor choice for a ground dwelling bird and tehyre just. so funny i adore them. no facts i just thought id share him

#cabbagetalk #bird tag #long post #will do more tmwr when im not dead tired #ty for enabling me yall

[torchiiko]

sp. spamton headcanons the trilogy i cant stop the brainrot is real (part 2 here)

im posting this now bc its 7 am and if i dont ill just keep making More and More.. this post is kinda long but this time im leaving some above the cut as a ~sample~

i think the addisons can summon some kind of screen projection, mostly as a method of grabbing potential customers attention and mr spamton g spamton is no exception

mostly bc im in love with the idea that if he wants to flirt hell pull up a "hot singles in your area" screen and have it point to him. he is the hot single

been thinking about what his eyes look like under the glasses and theres a few designs i really like!! love the heterochromia designs especially when his eyes match his glasses but i Also like when he has plain black eyes like the addisons so i present my middle ground:

scleras (whites) are paler colors of his glasses, irises are black, and pupils are the opposites of his glasses

i think his eyes can also display the same things as his glasses but to a much lesser extent, itll never outright change the colors of his eyes but it can affect the brightness or have a mostly transparent overlay etc

the idea of him sometimes having literal hearts in his eyes is Adorable so. pupils sometimes change shape to reflect emotion!! hearts are lovey, stars when hes in awe, spirals if hes dazed or confused (all this applies to his glasses too bc i said so)

his nose is sensitive!! getting hit in the nose Hurts Bad but also its way more?? flexible?? than the rest of him. aka it go bouncy and make funny noise like doorstop

love the idea of addisons making computery sounds!! like notification alerts or ad jingles

spamton will almost always make them, especially when hes startled! the others have more control over it (professionalism and such) so theyd need to be startled real bad to make a noise like that

the specific sound they make often relates to how they feel,, if spammys not doing well hell make one of those windows error sounds, but if hes like happy to see you hell make some kind of chirpy sound as a greeting

big agree with addisons being able to purr!!! i think itd sound like a mix of cat purring and computer fans gently whirring and its entirely involuntary

also seen some designs where addisons glow and im stealing that too. the others have control over it and can turn it on/off whenever they please but spamton struggles with that and instead can only light up when hes happy :) happy little guy.. glowing gently..

when he glows its not pure white, its the kind of off-white thats more of a soft yellow

ive seen some(?? maybe just 1 idk) interpretations of him being really strong despite his size and i love that So Much. hes like an ant. his physical strength is never an issue, all the struggle stems from him being such a little guy

have you ever had a small child attempt to lift you? thats him except he actually Could lift you fairly easily but there would be an immediate balance issue and both of you would end up falling anyway

yeah he can lift things like 10x heavier than him but hes still light!! not good with things like this but maybe around 7-8 pounds? he is Not very heavy at all, he can lift you but you can knock him over so easily (be gentle with him tho)

hes 100% capable of maneuvering on all fours, if he needs a quick escape he will run away on hands and feet and hes surprisingly agile about it! this is all i can think whenever someone describes him as scampering away. animal behavior

i think his swears are often auto censored as sort of an etiquette thing? the other addisons probably have something similar but its a toggle so they can swear freely when theyre not at work. spamton either lost this toggle when Something Happened or never had much control over it to begin with

he can actually swear uncensored :) if he curses enough times eventually a few things will slip through! sometimes he says things assuming theyll be censored and then they Arent and he gets embarrassed

heres an idea: ive seen plenty of doll customization videos and they often "blush" the dolls to make them look more lively so thats got me thinking. spamton with dustings of red/pink around his joints!!! much softer and more blended than the circles on his face but i think itd be very cute :)

also hes the type whose whole face progressively turns red when he blushes :)) even if its just a light blush the tip of his nose still blushes! (i dont give my spamton ears but if i did those would turn red too)

whenever hes sitting where he has enough leg room, he swings his legs back and forth :)

seen some things where he just. pours liquid into his Gaping Maw and it unsettles any and all witnesses and he acts like its a very normal and casual thing to do. love that for him

my guy Can close his mouth so by all means he should have no problem eating or drinking as normal but he decides if his jaw can unhinge like a snake he might as well use it

methinks his hair might not need as much product to stay in place as everyone thinks.. his hairs probably pretty soft when washed and he doesnt need a lot to slick it back the way he likes

he has 1 particular tuft that Refuses to stay in place and hes embarrassed about it so he constantly tries to slick it into place but doing so only brings more attention to it and then he gets More embarrassed

for artistic purposes this tuft can occasionally be drawn in a small heart shape :)

#spamton #spamton headcanon #headcanons #deltarune #deltarune ch 2 #deltarune ch 2 spoilers #just in case yknow #nerd time #ramble

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

Just found out that my best friend is pregnant (FIRST IN OUR GROUP I'M SO EXCITED) and I'm wondering, is there any baby/pregnancy stuff that people don't think to gift but would be really nice to have? Very happy for you :3

not sure on baby stuff since i’m still occupied so i havent yet had the chance to regret not having something.

as for preggy stuff, here’s a mix of both inexpensive and quite expensive gift options!

pregnancy pillow! if bff isn’t too far along then the back pains might not have settled in just yet, and they can get BAD like i sometimes have trouble walking from bed to bathroom without shouting bad. that decreased significantly with a C-shaped pillow! now instead of literally every night it’s only once a week or so!

bamboobie pillows! they’re little microwavable/freezable pellet-filled pillows that you slip into your bra for soothing sore tiddies. and they WILL be sore. perfect for pregnancy, excellent for postpartum, still useful during periods! mine were 10 bucks uwu

a seat cushion! i sit in a computer chair nearly all day and it was already losing the cushion after over a year of heavy use, so i’ve been using a throw pillow to sit on because my tailbone has been taking a BEATING. additionally, i don’t have hemorrhoids yet but i probably will eventually, so a really good cushion will be essential. that’s more late-game content tho.

doppler! you get to see the ‘heartbeat’ (still just a single artery and not yet an actual heart) during the 8-week internal ultrasound. if you’re really lucky, you might get an earlier one, but normally heartbeat is first heard at 6-8 weeks. dopplers are external though, and doctors don’t typically use them until 12 weeks because it’s difficult to get audio externally until that point. if you buy your friend a doppler, it won’t be able to be used until probably the second trimester, ideally after 16 weeks. for this gift, i highly recommend getting one that doesnt require apps or programs, and you should include a tube of echo gel, aloe gel, or aquaphor, whichever clear moisturizing gel you think bff might prefer, because any doppler needs gel to function and its best to get smth you can just massage into the belly after imo. this is the one i have, it’s on loan from a friend so i hafta give it back but i like it since its the plug-n-play type lol. but remember, dopplers shouldnt be used often, once every few days is fine enough.

a grabber! this is the kind i have, i kept it from when i was bedridden from my knee injury a few years back. i normally can’t reach into my top load washing machine, but with a belly bump, now i definitely can’t. it’s getting harder to bend over or reach into tight spaces, so having a grabber is really handy, especially with a magnetic tip! i like this specific kind because i hang it on a screw by the little string pulley bit at the end. that way it doesnt fall over or get misplaced.

grippy socks! self-explanatory. a firm foundation protects bebbie. and everyone likes cute socks!

foot bath! maybe a late-game present, but keep it in mind for a few months down the line. anything to soothe the feet would be a GODSEND right now. i already have problems staying on my feet for too long, but the heavier i get the harder it becomes! i’d kill for 30 mins in one of those fish tanks where the tiny little fish eat all my dead skin. even a small massager would be nice lol. i don’t want my husband touching my feets right now bc theyre sooooo calloused and flakey ;w;

melatonin gummies and a sleep mask! it gets so hard to fall asleep for some reason. ppl will be like “sleep while u can teehee!” like they forgot about the fucking insomnia. it’s enough to make you feel homicidal. those delicious ass strawberry gummies knock me out soooo fast now, and a nicely weighted sleep mask keeps it hella dark even when my man forgets to turn off the goddamned lamp.

white noise machine! if bff doesn’t already have one, that is. i invested in a $100 one (it was slightly on sale, so i got it for 70ish) that has tons of options, i prefer brown noise the most, white and pink noise r too sharp for me. it’s even got an alarm function! i adore it and it helps us sleep because i get distracted by every bump in the night, especially with cats. and if bff doesnt like it, baby absolutely will! white noise is most of what they hear in the womb from bodily ambiance so they’re already used to it.

thats all i can think of right now, i probably included things that lots of people think of already, but i just included stuff i don’t think about until i need it lol

#Anonymous #op #anon #babby recs #pregnancy

[starredfishing]

starry tell us your three houses blorbos. or maybe your fates blorbos if you want. or both

LHDGHDSLFKJFjf ill do both if i can

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most):

fe3h: CLAUDE FERDINAND AND DEDUE <333333 dimitri as well <3

fates: KADEN....husband!!!!!! <3 or azura i just adore her design and tried to learn both versions of her dance (i like her jpn voice MUCH better for singing esp for the light dance!)

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

fe3h: ashe ignatz cyril and bernie 🥺😭 theyre so fucking cute...

fates: literally any of the kid characters shigure and kanna especially sobs...

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

fe3h: putting dedue here too bc he needs more attention along w petra and caspar

fates: idk which characters r underappreciated but like reina and rinkah are my queens!!!

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

fe3h: does the gatekeeper count DLSKGSLKDG actually i think glenn. he never appears on screen but his impact is so powerful just by name alone. im studying him under a microscope

fates: i had to google the npcs bc i remember being unreasonably attracted to one of them and im right it was the adventurer and sorcerer

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

fe3h: SYLVAIN!!!!!!!!! manwhore of my HEART.

fates: YOU CAN JUDGE ME ALL U WANT IM OBSESSED W ZERO.....bisexual KING melanin ICON.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

fe3h: IM PLINKO-ING HUBERT AND FELIX. theyre so mean THEYRE SO MEANNN!!!! (affectionate)

fates: idk xander?? i only played birthright but i think id gently plinko both sibling lines (except the baby girls)

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

fe3h: thales for sure. what the fuck is wrong w u!!!!!! maybe even nemesis and maybe even rhea.

fates: ganon. fuck you man.

silly little rabbit (character(s) im attracted to but like in a you're my silly little rabbit kinda way)

added this category bc i need it

fe3h: sylvain and ferdinand again but honestly most of the male characters r my silly little rabbits

fates: HINATA SUBAKI AND INIGO <3 mansplain manwhore manipulate!!!!!!

#asks #fe #SHGSDLKFJD THANKS <3 OWE U MY LIFE. #this one was hard i had to google 'full cast of [game]' and stare at it.

[adorable-deku]

For the song ask: how about ‘The End of All Things’ by Panic! At the Disco?

Hope you’re having a good day!

tumblr fucked up so here i am writing this au for the second time. ok dfo vampire au

afo is a pureblood vampire, izuku is not because inko is very much a human

afo fell in love w inko bc she 'saved' him from some rather nasty humans (he was about to kill them himself but still he appreciates the gesture) and also look at inko. who wouldnt love her? shes shaped like a friend

he offers her vampiric eternity and she refuses because to her, mortality is a gift. she doesnt want to outlive all of her loved ones and risk becoming someone else

afo relents bc its the least he can do. shes gone thru so much shit just for being informally married to a vampire, he doesnt want her to go through the experience of actually being one

the three of them eventually settle in a town where nobody knows who they are and see them as very eccentric humans, especially the father

izuku also doesnt know who they are, is not aware that hes a vampire, and has no clue whatsoever that people are gunning for his life

afo makes up increasingly ridiculous lies to explain away all the vampiric tendencies

also since afo is a pureblood, hes extremely strong so many typical vampire weaknesses dont affect him so much; the same is true of izuku

both of them can climb on the wall like lizards and when izuku asks why, afo says some dumb shit like 'every family has some weird genetic mutations, right?'

and izuku just kinda squints at him bc that doesnt sound right but he also has no way to disprove it

everything turns for the worse when inko becomes ill (probably with tuberculosis or something) and afo's mental health takes a rapid tailspin with inko's physical health

he hadnt had real emotions in so long, then inko came into his life and he Felt Things and if she dies what can he do? go back to what he was before? he realized that (in his mind) it is impossible to live without inko

kurogiri is also there as their vampire butler, turned by afo several centuries ago. this will soon become important

inko dies, izuku grieves, obviously. hisashi manages to fucking kill himself with a wooden stake to the heart and leaves his near defenseless 12 yr old child to be raised by kurogiri

kurogiri does his best. he really does. but izuku is a very curious orphan who has a habit of being places where he shouldnt be. a tendency unfortunately inherited from both parents. he also has his mothers tendency of being kind to strangers

hes also just learned that hes a vampire and when he dies he'll be ready to punch his father in the face

due to this, the manor they live in which kurogiri manages to the best of his abilities, becomes somewhat of a hostel

to ensure nobody feels like theyre being given charity and to acquire sustenance , he makes a contract that if they stay with him, he can take some of their blood

this does not apply to the kids he occasionally looks after

most of the people in the village know hes a vampire bc izuku is not great at keeping secrets and the ppl who stay at the manor are even worse at it

they get v attached to him tho bc hes adorable and friend shaped and always ready to lend a hand

one day monster hunters come to town after hearing some rumors about vampires but none of the villagers will tell them shit

izuku is loved by the ppl in his life very much and over time a few of the people who intended to stay for the night end uo staying forver as part of the manor's retinue or simply izukus friends

these include:

two sons of an extremely famous monster hunter

a werewolf and his best friend

three witches

a bard

a very unfortunate warlock

a court jester who was a little too honest

a siren who lives in the pool

it is a very large manor

#bnha #midoriya izuku #deku #boku no hero academia #mha #my hero academia #bnha au

[cerealmonster15]

fhdsfkjsdkgjfkdljgv. jfksdlfjklsjel. dont look at me im going to huddle under the readmore to babble about obey me mcs lol ummmm 🏃‍♀️

okay so. so obey me right. fdskjlfjkl whenever im playing, i get like, three general Vibes for the type of answers you more or less are given to choose from and. and so i have had vague ideas of characters based off if you like, leaned real far into a specific answering pattern [i made ocs and i dont know how to phrase it like a regular person WHAT EVER ANYWAY]

they dont have names so rn they are simply. letters lol, and also just rough concepts i was havin fun with who knows if ill change em or even ever draw them again lol but ANY WAY!!!

A - when u play the game and u try to be nice to everyone, you date everyone, you love everyone!!!! theyre a soft pal, shaped like a friend and what have you, also kinda combined with the more stressy panicky vibes of “oh god.i just want everyone to get along. i love u all dearly. plz behave tho. also lets hold hands” lovable!! woo!!!! A probably gets along with the exchanged students the best, and then other “teddy bear” types like diavolo and beel. overall  loves everyone tho, there are no true “favorites” in A’s eyes. thinks levi’s henry fish is adorable.

B. i just think it’s so fucking funny that like, hypothetically, you could be playing this game, this otome dating game where u date characters, and just fuckin turn down every advance that comes your way the entire time and theyll still fall in love with u LOL. B is the mc that’s down there like 😒 send me home. what am i doing after school? i have 2 study. leave me be. stop causing problems or else 🔪 master of curving advances, married to the friend zone? who knows, maybe theres some secret fondness under there for some people, but they dont let it show. real sick of getting dragged into everyones petty drama and not a fan of all the excessive attention. thought the side characters were cooler before they also started competing for their attention l o l. probably eggs on the others when theyre bullying each other bc “everyone ive met here is kind of a bastard and could use some humbling ♥” B’s tolerance for company wavers on the daily, honestly everyone mostly stresses them out. maybe gets along with barbatos the most, because hes the most reserved, but watch your step, pal. they also like to enable luke’s desire to take down lucifer when lucifer’s getting on their nerves. does not like cerebrus.

C. u know that dancing little guys sticker in the chat feature? that’s C’s general vibe. the ??? MC, the one that’s kind of an airhead sometimes, and a bit impulsive. will often go for the funniest course of action, likes to keep things interesting and entertaining, doesnt matter if it’s efficient or makes sense. a real JOKESTER that likes to keep people on their toes. may or may not be romantically interested in someone, no one can really tell bc of their wildly mixed signals. C’s definitely vibing with asmo and mammon’s wild boy energies, and makes guest appearances with the anti lucifer league when they’re scheming something exciting. Definitely enables Solomon’s weird experiments and will not stop him when he’s entering a kitchen; probably sits by and watches the process from start to finish like a little scientist observing the wizard in his natural habitat. definitely an enabler of Diavolo’s wack event ideas lol.also: lotan’s biggest fan. absolutely HYPED when levi summons lotan because it’s always an absolute disaster after, and also lotan is cool

#okay. im. jdkslfjlsd i just like the little sheep people #cereal tries to draw #obey me oc #i probs shoulda drawn them in the uniform or w/e but i forgot it existed and also i dont want to #anyway. dkjslfjsej #me: theyre sheep gijinka [literally just draws people with horns and funny little ears] #leave me alone ksldjjjkfjfjk ok ok ok ok #i got it out of my system now #for now. for now. for now. jfkldsjfjejkejklj help #is it dumb and also cliche. yes probably. however. thats just too bad. #i didnt give their appearances thaaaat much thought so i mean #subject to change if i ever do anything like it again #just kinda like. first things that came to mind to see wht it looked like #maybe one day they will get names #or maybe this will be the only time i ever speak of them #they live in my brain and now they have been. PERSONIFIED. or whatever #OK BYE FJKSLDJEKLJFLEJSKFLJSD #obm liveblogging #i guess jklfjsd