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#bastards box
caktusjuice-draws · 6 months
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A thought came to me that Tinky just throws the bastard's box at Ted like a pokeball. Do with this what you will.
Behold the shittiest thing ive ever drawn
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Gotta catch em all
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
SPANK-OFF-SKI
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zonatcannibalism · 3 months
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Starkid fandom what do you think about my fidget cube
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cherrieguroo · 2 months
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hatchetfield au where everything's the same except the inside of tinky's box is the willy wonka experience
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soggedboytroutanti · 4 months
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Im thinking about Tinky and the Spankoffskis again. Time Bastard is SO good and like. With Nerdy Prudes must die, Steph DIDNT kill pete, but she almost did. And remember what Tinky said? "A Spankoffski! Im gonna have the whole set in my toybox!" Im thinking about how differently things would have played out for Pete. Pete getting sent into the Bastards Box. Finding Ted in there. What did he think about what Tinky said, in the first place? Finding out his brother is the homeless man. Him and his brother trying to survive (while dead) the horrors of the Bastard's box. Ugh! Its so good! I need a fic au of this.
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rentumblsstuff · 2 months
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starkidcats · 1 month
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Tinky playing with the bastards box, I like to imagine that Ted rattles around in there like a little bell
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i understand tinky so much i too want to take ted spankoffski and throw him in a box and shake it around aggressively. like hes so fucking stupid and hes an asshole. i love him so much i wanna throw him against a wall. basic ass white jerk. TED. not even ted, THEODORE SPANKOFFSKI. i hate him so much/aff
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swappydear · 5 months
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Liking my favorite characters isn’t enough i need to put them in the bastards box
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bastards-ask-box · 4 months
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Ok Tinky, why the fuck are you obsessed with tormenting one horny bastard and his family, I just want some answers
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ITS FUNNY HOW MUCH HE RUINED HIS LIFE!!! HIS FAILED TEEN ROMANCE LEADING TO A LIFE OF HORRIBLE RELATIONSHIPS, NEVER GAINING TRUE LOVE??? IT’S TRULY HILARIOUS!!! INCREDIBLE ENTERTAINMENT!!-tinky
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what-the-bally-hell · 3 months
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I HAVE A THEORY/HEADCANON
I think that the maze that Ted is trapped in (in the bastards box) is kinda representative of his life (?), by which I mean that in mazes you are usually alone, desperately trying to find a way out and it's full of dead ends. just like how in Ted's life he's alone and meets a lot of dead ends, particularly in relationships (jenny, charlotte, Lucy and how all those relationships never really lead to where he wanted them to, they're stuck in place). idk to me the maze seems like a metaphor for Ted being alone, lost and trapped in his life just like he is in the maze.
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pete-spankoffski · 3 months
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im bored..
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caktusjuice-draws · 6 months
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WHAT IS THIS ITEM CALLED
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WRONG ANSWERS ONLY
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yourlocalabomination · 4 months
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Tinky gave him some enrichment 💛
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shvmblr · 5 months
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TICK-TOCK TEDDYBEAR!
Ted better start running..
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cloudysarts · 6 months
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TICK-TOCK, TEDDY-BEAR! TICK-FUCKING-TOCK!
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thearcanecat · 5 months
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I found the Bastard’s Box!
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Inside
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