#Ted Spankoffski

[ororthor-25]

The game rigged smh

I know I’m like a day late but pit stop in hatchetfield and the deathmatch was so much fun, couldn’t think of funnier outcome. So I decided to draw something dumb.

also Wilbur my beloved I miss you sm<3

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetfield death match 2 #a pit stop in hatchetfield #ted spankoffski #wilbur cross #tinky #t’noy karaxis #henry hidgens #my art

[yourlocalabomination]

SLEEZE SWEEP!!!

#yes I rushed this no don’t mention it #I’m still reeling from livestream bro I thought he was going to die first round 😭 #MY BOY WON FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER 😤 #anyway today was a great day for autistic Ted fans am I right #also rare ‘Abomy draws Ted with short hair’ moment I thought it was most appropriate given joeys commitment #hatchetfield death match 2 #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #starkid #starkid productions #team starkid #starkid fanart #fanart starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art

[hilacopter]

fuck it I made these when I was bored

#on separate occasions which is why some of them have effort put into them #will i make more? maybe. probably. #also yes i use imgflip the poor man's photoshop #hatchetfield textposts #max jagerman #peter spankoffski #kyle clauger #miss holloway #hannah foster #richie lipschitz #paul matthews #ruth fleming #zoey chambers #stephanie lauter #grace chasity #ted spankoffski #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #team starkid

[booigi-boi]

I'm so glad he won the deathmatch 🐐💛🧸

#starkid #team starkid #Hatchetfield #workin boys #workin boys spoilers #ted spankoffski #bastard but my bastard

[hatchetfield]

"Huh. Where are the hookers?"

#joey richter #starkid #ted spankoffski #workin boys #i just really like gifing joey tbh

[washe-hz]

I just want to say I'm really proud of Ted for deciding NOT to touch the Bastard's Box

#starkid #pit stop in hatchetfield #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #ted spankoffski

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

joey spent like 90% of that stream holding his laptop camera so close to his face like he was trying to hypnotize yall with the Ted moustache and it fuckin WORKED

#joey and jeff were off their rockers today in the best way possible #i still cant believe ted is the champion of that bracket #j screams #starkid #hatchetfield #ted spankoffski #joey richter

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

I’m not a big Paul x ted person but thinking about how in time bastard, even after Ted had his mind broken by whatever he saw in the box and became a shell of his former self, even after ten (I think it was ten?) years as the homeless guy, he still remembered Paul being his best friend and wanted to warn him about robot Emma.

After all that time, after being completely broken by that box, he still remembered, he still cared about Paul. Because “they were best friends once.”

What makes it worse is that A. Paul did not see Ted as his best friend (which is understandable but it’s still sad for Ted) B. The Paul in that timeline wasn’t even the real Paul, he died long before the events of that episode. And C. That Paul then proceeded to kill him

Idk just thinking about them as maybe one sided and it just makes time bastard more tragic

~~~

#confession #starkid #hatchetfield #paulted #chai coffee #paul matthews #ted spankoffski

[samscorch]

This is so dumb

#starkid #hatchetfield #daddy nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #nmt2 #sherman young #sheila young #frank pricely #ted spankoffski #shitpost #textpost

[blazethestarshipranger]

Congratulations to Ted for winning but um...everyone you know is dead so.....here's a crown and a deflated balloon that says number 1 best boy

#ted spankoffski #hatchetfield #starkid #tgwdlm

[nabwastaken]

part 2

#starkid #hatchetverse #team starkid #dan reynolds #hatchetfield universe #donna daggit #hatchetfield #nab's asks #paul matthews #emma perkins #barry swift #harmony jones #bill woodward #alice woodward #frank pricely #sherman young #ruth fleming #ted spankoffski #henry hidgens #melissa hatchetfield #woman hatchetfield #detective shapiro #officer bailey

[richiesnotaloserguyscmon]

My favourite parts of…

WORKIN BOYS GIRLS A NEW MUSICAL

As I watch it a second time…

Football-But-For-Girls

Hidgens’ six boyfriends

Jeff looking like Colonel Sanders if he was a stressed movie critic

A shameless gender swap

“Alright boys-“ “Girls.” “Right right right, ALRIGHT BOYS!”

Hailey just being Angela in the Hatchetfield Universe

Cameos of my faves: Ted, Richie, Grace and Linda

Ruth being adorable but also a perverted creep

“Do you… want to direct… my show?…”

Ruth finally getting her acting debut… and fucking it up entirely

The fact that there was a whole song about balls

The entire rehearsal montage

“I think all the actresses are dead.” “Good.”

Richie and Grace going to watch the show for their friend… but no sign of Pete? :( not even Nick’s Abstinence Camp Pete??? :((

Hidgens’ trauma dumping and then saying it’s lesser than his failed show

“Those tight little college boys with their long legs and those hourglass figures.” *Enter Ted absolutely dying of laughter.*

LINDA LINDA LINDA and her little look to Gerald made me cry

Ted seeing a show he thinks are about hookers is so Ted even after all the character development he’s had in every show

Richie definitely went for a more natural look

Curt’s Cop and Miss Mulberry at the theatre together

MARIA’S VOCALS

“Fuck me with a goal post.” I will be saying that every day now

BRYCE MY WIFE

Jon as Greg

To be honest any of Jon’s characters just send me into a spiral

Fucking transcendent

How can you play a corpse and still look good

DYLAN AS LEIGHTON?! WHAT?!

Grace reciting a verse from the bible before shooting the shit out of Henry

“I’ve decided to make some last minute… cuts.” 🤝 “I shot a Charlotte-ton!”

I love Hidge’s shitty puns

I love the idea that the whole audience thought it was an ironic statement on gender norms and then everyone is murdered

“ITS DISTRACTING!”

The wow after Grace shot him

I didn’t know whether to cry or be happy when Hidgens died… “A standing ovation” LIKE YOU CANT DO THAT TO ME?!

Linda clapping as everyone screams

The whole film was magnificent really

I think I did list the whole film 😭

#richieisnotaloserguyscmon #workin boys a new musical #workin boys #workin girls #starkid productions #starkid #henry hidgens #richie lipschitz #linda monroe #gerald monroe #ted spankoffski #grace chasity #stephanie lauter #bill woodward #jeff blim

[intheconflux]

TED: Morning, Sylvia ;)

SYLVIA: Ugh. Good morning, Spankoffski.

TED: Hey, Paul!

PAUL: Hey, Ted.

TED: (What the hell's up with his face?)

#hatchetfield #starkid #ted spankoffski #paul matthews #sylvia hatchetfield #story #prologue #art #half infected!paul

[toringo]

The stupidest man alive, I want him

#ted spankoffski

[hagridishot69]

Forgive me father for I have sinned

#hatchetfield #starkid #ruth fleming #ted spankoffski #richie lipschitz #meme #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #grace chasity #max jagerman

[hatchetfield]

"... not gonna miss something called Workin' Girls."

#joey richter #starkid #workin boys #ted spankoffski