Buck: All due respect, I love you
Eddie: Don't you dare say what you're about to say
Buck: You know you're not my type, Eds
Eddie: Well you're not my type either bitch
Buck: Wait, how the fuck am I not your type?
Eddie: Because I like them a little more rugged than you
Buck: I'm rugged
Eddie: You're not really
Buck: I'm so rugged
Eddie: You're not rugged
Buck: I'm very rugged
Eddie: Look at you, you're not rugged
Buck: How am I not rugged?
Eddie: Because-
Buck: 'Cause I'm not wearing a fucking flannel in 80° weather you stupid dumb idiot
Eddie: Yeah, but look at you now, you're too angry too. You fly off the handle, I don't like that
Buck: That's a very rugged thing to do
Eddie: No it's no- "wheeze*
Buck: Is it not rugged for you?
Eddie: No it's not
Buck: No?
Eddie: You can never be what I need Buck
Buck: I think I could be exactly what you need
Eddie: That's what you think. You don't even want me!
Buck: I don't want you
Eddie: So why do you need me to have you?!
Buck: But I want you to want me
Buck and Eddie singing in unison: I want you to want me. I need you to need me
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One of those AUs where Jason is adopted later than canon, except Jack Drake is still alive therefore Tim is not a Wayne.
Jason meets Bruce Wayne when he's about 16, and next thing he knows he's living in none other than Wayne Manor.
It's just Jason, Bruce, and Alfred most of the time, but a week or so after Jason moved in Dick Grayson turns up. Jason isn't exactly one to keep up with the latest on Gotham's elite — he'd forgotten Bruce Wayne even had a ward until he wakes up one morning and finds Dick perched on the kitchen counter with a bowl of cornflakes.
Dick is nice enough. He drops in every few weeks, always asks Jason about his hobbies and how school is going. There's obviously some tension between him and Bruce, but messy families are nothing new to Jason.
That doesn't explain Tim Drake, though.
He's definitely not a Wayne — a quick internet search confirmed that. In fact, Jason is pretty sure he has his own family. He doesn't have a room in the Manor, as far as Jason knows. Alfred doesn't drive him to school like he does Jason, and Tim doesn't join them at mealtimes except when Dick or Alfred ask him to.
But somehow, Tim is always underfoot. He lurks around the Manor at all hours, giving Jason a heart attack every time he rounds a corner to find those icy gray eyes leveled at him. He's polite in the same way that Bruce sometimes is: posh pleasantries and a bright smile, then a vague excuse about needing to find Bruce or Dick and a disappearing act that would make Houdini jealous.
Jason tries prying Alfred about the kid's deal — Tim's the neighbor boy, he's told. Jason calls bullshit on that — he's already snuck up to the roof of the Manor, and there's not another house around as far as the eye can see. For that matter, there's only one road leading to the Manor, and Jason could count on one hand the number of times he's see Tim pull up on a bike, or a skateboard, or in Alfred's car. Can Tim teleport? Is he secretly living in the basement, scavenging table scraps for food? Is he Bruce’s illegitimate son? His underage personal assistant? A demon bound to do his bidding?
Who the fuck is Tim Drake?
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“You're looking for a photographer? Well! The person you're looking for is right in front of you!”
Technical Information
Full Name: Rosemi Rei Columbina
Other names: Miss Photographer, Reijay, Rosee (Felicitas), Rei-Rei, Romi (Verin Columbina), Dove (Victoria Shard), Semi (Elaine Nightingale), Forehead of the month™ (Camilla Marigold), Bribing Witch (Azul Ashengrotto), Dame Photo/ Lady Photo (Rook)
Age: 18 Birthday: June 12 (Gemini)
Dorm: Pomefiore Year: 2nd Year
Height: 177cm
Relatives: Unnamed mother, unnamed father, Verin Lei Columbina (older brother)
Hometown: Shaftlands
Favorite Food: Lasagna
Least Favorite Food: Fish
Gender: Female (She/her)
Sexuality: Bisexual (leaning to girls)
Species: Human
Club: Film Studies (former) Board games (?) Photography
Best Subject: Arts, Magic Analysis
Hobby: Taking pictures, making journals, filming
Likes: Photogenic, Fashion, Model Magazines, gossips
Dislikes: Blurry pictures, Brute Forcing problems
Talent: Persuasion and Management
Personality:
An energetic, enigmatic lady who loves appreciating beauty. She loves capturing beautiful sceneries and moments and holds them for herself as a keepsake. Be careful though, she might use those pictures as blackmail material.
The most blackmail she has as of now is for Vil and Azul. But Rosemi and Azul have a contract therefore Rosemi cannot blackmail Azul as long he doesn't terminate that said contract.
She is quite a curious photographer who wants nothing but beauty to be captured. Though, she is well known as the Photographer of Vil (as she is always forced to take his picture).
She is a lady with a wild imagination and will never be willing to change her perspective until she sees the changes herself.
Unique Magic:
Panorama
“The world is a canvas, I see it all in a Panorama.”
Can change the parameters of scenery as she wishes, and what she perceives in their imagination and eyes is true to the real world.
–Additional Info!–
Rosemi and her brother aren't on good terms. They mostly ignore each other.
Rosemi loves lounging in the Iginhyde's dorm, either bugging her friend Azrail with photos she has collected for the day or terrorizing Idia to fix her camera every time it breaks.
She would swoon at the mere sight of perfection. (Exception: Vil, she had enough of his face /hsrs)
Has either threatened or blackmailed anyone who has offended her. Specifically Azul.
Rosemi can't dance.
She has some sort of blackmail for everyone. Maybe not the ones she likes, but there's a kindling feeling that Rosemi mayhaps have a blackmail ready to be presented if things go awry.
Rosemi has ears everywhere, so no gossip is unheard. She loves to hear gossip and share gossip, after all, gossip is the faster news that can arrive.
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