Damian & Danny are twins au and their initial reunion ends up going:
Damian: Danyal?
Danny: Oh shit *runs*
Damian: Get back here!!
Some other batkid: You know that guy?
Damian: Yes and he’s supposed to be dead!
Thus leading to the other batkids assuming that Damian’s goal is murder while Damian is just trying to track down Danny and figure out why he’s not dead and why he never came back after whatever happened to him
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when you both have memory problems
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The majority of geckos aren't autistic. Geico georg, who infodumps about car insurance 10000 times a day is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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I hope that in the next Persona game, Haru brings back her dad so she can kill him with hammers, and all the phantom thieves say ‘Wow Haru, it’s so cool that you killed your dad with hammers.’
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Monkey King and the Sun Family ( ◠‿◠ )
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This horrible vision came to me in a dream.
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i really should have stuck with meteorology despite my struggles with math and science just to be that guy they send out into storms, id go into hurricanes, id watch tornadoes too closely, send me out into windspeeds that’ll probably knock me over, cut back to me from commercial and im waste deep in water
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you all have a little bit of "i want to save the world" in you
that's why you're here.
it's okay if you only save one person
and it's okay if that person is you.
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i brought out the nightcore playlist for this one fellas
insp
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idk why but the Barbie movie has she/her energy and Oppenheimer has he/him energy :)
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS JOKE
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Hey boy you’ve got dick the size of cock
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Glock @mcdens
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