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here’s a video too :3 <3

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#Ohhh my god #op how are you so.. ahhh fucking hell #bhfbjgjfhf handsome… #people

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Cursed cow bikini that causes forced breast expansion and grows a second pair of boobs because a cow has to have REAL udders

#Hhnnbhnn #hucow #udders

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tentacle vending machine... insert a coin and a thick sticky tentacle slithers out to pump your choice of warm semen or soft eggs into whichever hole you present

#I’d definitely be making weekly visits #ovipos #toys

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"My daughter is fine!" Your son wants to be pumped full of eggs against his will

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good morning. hairy tboy ass. you agree. reblog.

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Legends know about Bambi Blaze and TaylorMadeClips

#Literally #back in ye olden days lol

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i've pulled my pants up with the egg still in me, its not fully in though so i can feel it spreading my hole open and pushing against the fabric o_0

#Nnnnh that sounds so good #ovipos

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having slow-rapid pregnancy thoughts

we have a fun, rowdy evening, and i fill you up multiple times. we didn’t use protection, but based on the time of month, it’s probably fine.

(spoilers: it’s not)

later that night, after we drift off to sleep, i have a bleary moment of semi-consciousness. i’m spooning you, hand on your tummy, and i can feel just the slightest unexpected resistance. at first i figure it’s just you breathing, but… i could swear there’s just an almost nonexistent stretch, so subtly rounding you out. i grin and pull you closer before drifting off again.

the next morning, you definitely look bloated, but not unnaturally so. you check it out in the mirror (i check you out in the mirror), we get breakfast, and you leave to go about your day.

you keep looking down at your bulging tummy throughout the morning, expecting it to go down, rather than do the opposite. by lunchtime, you start feeling fluttery movements, and you know something’s wrong.

it’s slow enough that no one can SEE you growing, but you very clearly look pregnant when you obviously weren’t the last time your classmates saw you. i’d guess you’re expanding at a rate of a month of gestation every three hours or so, and you’re definitely carrying more than one.

it certainly doesn’t help that your outfit is about as far from obscuring your figure as your wardrobe can get. when you sit down, you can hear seams stretching ominously.

- 🦑

I’ve been keeping track of my cycle for long enough now that i don’t think twice about letting you fill me up, even begging for it, pleading dumbly for you to breed me while im completely drunk on pleasure.

we both like when you keep your hand on my belly after sex, so of course you notice when i start swelling. im already asleep by then, and you don’t mention it in the morning - you just look at me in the mirror while i check the bloating, before we both move on with our days.

the bloating doesn’t go down. im a little self conscious of how tight my shirt is around it, and my jeans are fairly tight, like always, and if i weren’t in classes i would have them unbuttoned by now. I ignore it the best i can. my stomach isn’t upset or anything, if anything im more hungry than usual, so im having lunch when i start feeling flutters inside me.

i finish eating and rush to the bathroom, unbuttoning my jeans and pulling up my shirt — which feels even tighter than it was before — enough to see how obviously swollen I’ve gotten. i rub my hands over my belly a few times, making sure I’m not imagining it. im not.

i can’t do anything until im done with classes for the day. At least, I try to finish classes. i make it through my next one, but my third and final class of the day is interrupted by the seams of my jeans tearing - and not quietly, either. i go bright red and excuse myself, heading straight home after that.

by the time we’re both home, im five, maybe sixth months along, size-wise — though i look well past full term. im surprised my shirt lasted as long as it did, though the seams on that tear during my commute back home.

we have at least another nine hours left. and, past the concern, im indescribably turned on.

it’s not like i can get any more pregnant if we spend the next nine hours breeding, right?

#belly expansion #rapid pregnancy #hhhh

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gone on a posting spree but I love those dildos that pump an insane amount of cum into whatever pathetic little bottom is using it

Like, they’ll pull it out after it’s filled their tummy with sticky faux cum and it’ll keep spurting over their ass, so fucking cute. I’d shove a plug up there to make sure they stay nice and full

#Toys

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Reminder to oviposit into a trans person today and to make sure the eggs create a visible bulge or whatever these holidays are about

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a slutty waist can be a large waist if youre not a fucking coward

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Droolly, ditzy, little cow 🐮💖✨

#Ohhh my god goals #esp with the one nip just barely out.. #saluting you #people

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Once again I am thinking about being hooked up to a milking machine like a good cow and milked constantly until I’m producing so much that the pump can barely keep up with me. I fill up the machine’s reservoirs within the first hour of pumping, so my farmer returns and redirects the tubing, routing it so that the milk flows directly into my mouth.

Milk fills my belly until it bloats rock-hard, and then just keeps coming. By noon I’m afraid I’ll burst, and by the time the farmer returns to shut off the machine at dusk, I’m so stretched that I can only breathe in tiny gasps and my back is drawn into a fierce arch by the distention of my stomach and my gut. Yet when the farmer removes the milk tube from my mouth, I whimper, bereft, because I don’t have anything to swallow down into my greedy belly.

By the end of the first week, I’ve put on 15lbs, the pure nutritious fat of my own breast milk gathering at my hips and making my tits even heavier and making my belly taut and round even when it’s empty. After a month, I’m 75lbs heavier. I’m slow and docile, and even after the farmer unhooks me from the machine at the end of the night, I can be found suckling at my own teat, rubbing my huge sagging lump of a belly, which wobbles under my hand with the gallons of milk inside.

#Ough fuck #hucow #milkflation #lactation kink

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Imagine, if you would, a werewolf cock so big its outline is clear as it trusts in and out of you. Until they finally can't take any more and flood your womb with seed. The clear outline fades as each passing second more cum fills you, until the outline is totally gone.

Until. You feel it swelling inside you. The outline of the head reappears as it grows bigger and bigger. This happens 2 or 3 more times until they finally seem to hit their maximum size. From then on, it's just your womb being filled relentlessly again and again.

#definitely doing something for me- #cumflation

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ok I just wanna say if you see a kink on tumblr or wherever that really turns u on and then you try it irl and it doesn’t make u feel the way you hoped it would THATS OK!! You can let that kink live in fantasy!! There are a lot of things that turn my brain on that I don’t enjoy during actual sex!! Isn’t human sexuality interesting!!

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if I could ensure it was safe and consensual, I would ABSOLUTELY go to a gloryhole. having my legs tied open apart while I have lingerie on. Maybe the first stranger slowly slides my panties down or maybe cuts them off to slide their fingers/cock/strap in me. maybe on the other side my arms are also tied down and I’m blindfolded while other people enter from the other end probing my mouth, groping my tits, pinching my nipples. Having no say in who does what to me while I’m completely bound and blindfolded, only able to smell and hear and FEEL how good my body is feeling and making other people feel. oh to be a high and dumbed out toy dripping wet for the next person.

#Public #free use #literallyyyy

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hey hey. boobs with chest hair. reblog if you agree