#banana clipper

[captainkirkk]

✩ WEEKLY FIC ROUND-UP ✩

All the fics I’ve read and really enjoyed in the past week-ish. Reminder: This list features any and all ratings and themes. Please look at tags and warnings on ao3 before reading.

Clone Wars/Star Wars

The Sun Swings East by kj_feybarn (+ podfic)

Over and over, Obi-Wan woke up and wished he hadn't.

Palpatine wouldn't stop until Obi-Wan had Fallen, wouldn't stop until Obi-Wan gave Palpatine a shattered galaxy in payment for his release.

He couldn't save himself, Obi-Wan had come to terms with that.

What he hadn't realized was that didn't mean there was no way to be saved.

broken surface by qigiined

"The water is not talking to you, Obi-Wan,” Feemor says without chastisement in his tone. “That’s the force you’re feeling, from the trees maybe.” The clippers turn back on. “Or a fish.” “Bones,” Obi-Wan says. The clippers turn off again. “Bones,” Obi-Wan repeats. “I want to be bones.” “You’re already bones. Where’d you get that idea?” Qui-Gon steps quietly closer to the door. “You’re scaring me, O’Ben,” Feemor says softly.

(Obi-Wan suffers from a genetic and force-based condition that makes him want to drown himself in a bog. And sometimes that bog is the shape of a sink.)

cultural ed by qigiined

PDS: so Kenobi would have been 23? 24? When the padawan came along?

WLF: so probably around 22 for conception. They need time to bake.

PDS: no one can make natborns that young.

FOX: I’m telling you all. Natborns are REALLY good at making other natborns that young. It’s their specialty.

(Cal is assigned to do some cultural education with Obi-Wan on board The Negotiator for a few days and Cody and his batch come to some understandable conclusions.)

and through the spaces of the dark by blackkat (+ podfic)

Jon's attempts to avoid a war he wants no part in are ended when Dark Woman drags him to Coruscant and straight to a posting with the Guard. He intends to keep his head down and do his work, but the mysteries around the Guard - and Fox - immediately have him in out of his depth and on uncertain ground/

Nine Worlds series (Victoria Goddard)

An Impossible Dream by SunInGlory

His Radiancy makes a proposal to his secretary. It probably isn't a real proposal...or is it?

an honorable and enviable role. by mage-pie (looselipssinksubs)

"Get up get up get up!” Something heavy landed on Varro’s stomach. He sat up just as Zerafin turned the lights on. “What?” Zerafin was grinning. The thing he’d thrown at Varro was a duffel bag. “We’re going on vacation! Get up, start packing, we’re leaving at dawn!”

That’s right, iiiiit’s… Vangavayen Vacation Time! Featuring our very favorite captive audience and peanut gallery, the highly trained and extremely professional innermost members of the Imperial Guard! Please give them your applause and moral support; they’re going to need it.

Privacy by Penguinity

Rhodin sipped his coffee. “Are us roommates cramping your style?”

“No,” Conju demurred, in a way which clearly meant yes. “I value you all deeply and am satisfied with a . . . laissez-faire . . . living situation in our retirement.”

Ludvic stirred his coffee. Rhodin peeled a banana in a desultory way. They waited.

Conju sighed. “It’s just–“ Ludvic and Rhodin leaned forward as Conju continued, “– why does he have to be underfoot all the time? Overnight?! I came down for a drink last week and nearly broke my neck tripping over a middle-aged aristocrat. It’s undignified."

Disobedience by alfgifu

You glanced down at the new paper with mild concern and felt your emotions congeal into cold terror.

It was not a standard Council paper, though it came with the usual cover slip.

It was a warrant for Cliopher’s execution.

A touch of home by alfgifu

I might have felt extremely boring coming back to the Palace through the front door in all our finery, but as Kip had pointed out, there was really no need to alarm the guards by climbing in a window when we could shock the world simply by showing up as ourselves.

#only two fandoms this time #which is very unusual for me #the hyperfixation continued #weekly fic round up #my posts #fic recs #hote recs #sw recs #nine worlds recs #i've just added a bunch of fics for different fandoms to my marked for later #so i have a feeling my next fic round up is gonna be more diverse

[livewiregoth]

Desktop Army Evangelion

These pics are from March 3rd, I bought them with help from my dad(don't have an Amazon account) & he had them over at his place until I went to visit him & took the box home on Sunday.

These were meant for Kawosin day but I learned I messed up the date(it's May 3rd not March 3rd) I'll probably do something else for Kawoshin day when it actually comes up since I fixed the reminder.

If anyone wonders, my mom keeps bananas in the living room until they're ripe enough for morning breakfast smoothies

Here's pics of the box & figures of Kaworu & Shinji after I opened the box. I'm not going to build their Eva at the moment, I need to buy some wire cutters for kit building anyway cause my only item is a shitty finger nail clipper that I used to get one of the Spear of Longinus out along with the mini bits to help the two stand.

It's semi funny that the front of their plugsuits are like bibs on the front of the figures. I just find that funny for some reason.

I'm going to put these in a second post but here's one of the pics I took

Here's my Tamagotchi Ps & Eva1 Tamagotchi Nano for size ref

These two are also small enough to use Calico Critter/Sylvanian Families stuff as I tested out a dollhouse I had(it's a two floor dollhouse but is missing the floor for the second floor, I got it cause without it it's an one room dollhouse for my figma)

This is before I put together the stand things & put them on them(let alone realized what they were) so Shinji is leaning against my Tamagotchi Ps & Kaworu is using the stand that came prebuilt with the Joan of Arc figure I'm going to edit that I bought preowned.

Update: I forgot to add the pics post here's the link(LINK)

#evangelion #rebuild of evangelion #desktop army #evangelion desktop army #shinji ikari #kaworu nagisa #tamagotchi nano #tamagotchi p #tamagotchi ps

[lightyaoigami]

im sorry to be so predictable but i would like to ask u light for the headcanon meme

what a surprise to find you in my inbox asking about our special boy!! here goes......

Headcanon A:  realistic

he's lactose intolerant. his preferences in fake milk are as follows: soy, macadamia, pistachio, almond, coconut. i think, like all good lactose intolerant people, he occasionally caves and drinks one of those banana milk things for children made from real dairy, and immediately panics and takes 12 lactaid.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

i think he's extremely meticulous with grooming and has learned from youtube to thread his own eyebrows, trim his bangs, and give himself manicures. like i think he owns a full set of clippers, hair shears, nippers, tweezers, extractors etc like his bathroom cabinet is basically a sally's beauty supply. i also think he is the type to drop a rack on gadgets like the nuface and the foreo luna. but he won't wear makeup because that's for GIRLS >:(

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

i have already talked your ear off about this but i will say it until i'm blue in the face. light is always on the verge of tears. i truly believe, in my heart of hearts, that he excuses himself from various stressful situations to cry in the bathroom, splash his face with cold water, and then rally like it never happened.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

might be ooc based on canon!light but i literally do not care at all: he's into Weird Fashion Guys. like the guys who wear techwear and cyberpunk style. like anything he wouldn't be caught dead wearing himself makes him salivate but he would never admit it. also he once saw L with a tiny ponytail and immediately blacked out.

#light yagami #i realize these answers are fully delulu but ive known him personally for 15 years and he told me these things himself #death note #headcanon #ask meme #quicktimeeventfull

[larysav123]

Let the Packing Begin- Updating From Biggest Ballroom Competition this weekend! 2023 Much Smaller Competition In Utah!

Preparing to pack for the big competition this weekend!  Apparently the biggest one on the East Coast!

 Packing List:   Head to Toe   

Competition portion of the trip

 Healthy Snacks:

VEGGIES Organic Carrots, celery, hummus, salad, peppers, spinach, grape tomatoes, cucumber, snow peas/sugar snap peas,  

FRUIT Bananas, baby bananas are my favorite, berries, grapes, orange/clementine, Apples, applesauce cups,  Dried Fruit-mango, pineapple, apple rings, banana chips, raisins, cranberry, apricot, 

Seeds etc: pumpkin, sunflower, sunflower butter, roasted chickpeas, 

Healthy granola, granola bars, fruit bars

GINGER

Dark Chocolate

non allergy cacao energy bites

WATER BOTTLE and put your name on it ! When I was at MIT they had those awesome filtered fountains to save disposable water bottles.  Hopefully this is all around campus especially in a gym.... At Massachusetts Institute of TECHNOLOGY.  LOL. 

  Containers and carry:

Suitcase for the hotel

Big bag for the competition: your costume, SHOE bag, anything you need for the day

Small bag WITH NAME ON IT, to keep needed items near you possibly near the dance floor like water/snacks etc

Garment bag, plastic bags, ziplock bags, for misc.....

 Head:   Top Down   

  Hair, brushes, combs, pins, hairspray, anything put in hair like rhinestones, hair ties, clips

Makeup:

MIRROR, Toner/Moisturizer/facial oil, foundation, powder, blush, eyebrows, eye-shadow, eyeliner, mascara, lashes, glue, lipstick, brushes, sponges, bronzer, highlighter, concealer, ..... baby wipes, 

 Body- Clothing etc for Competition:

 Dress, pants, DANCE SHOES, any special undergarments, shorts,

Deodorant, mouthwash, gum/mints, safety pins, any special tape for clothing or shoes or skin protection, band-aids, HEEL CAPS FOR SHOES, shoe bag labeled with your name, foot powder or foot pain relieving options, moleskin, shoe inserts, shoe brush, hand sanitizer/alcohol

Dark socks, belt, shorts, powder, jewelry 

Sewing kit, SAFETY PINS, scissors, extra hairpins, extra undies, dance pants, bras, something to wear for warmth in between,  double stick tape, 

Water Bottle, Snacks    

Tissues, 

SHOES, HEEL CAPS, double stick tape, Shoe brush

 Medicine:

Ginger to make your stomach calm, no wonder it's a superfood- only thing that takes care of ALL stomach troubles: nervous stomach, illness, morning sickness, motion sickness, ate-the-wrong-food discomfort...

Pain medicine- anti inflammatory, band aids,  Vitamins, especially C being around so many people and being worn out , antibiotic ointment, 

Inhaler, Tums, Saline Solution (eye saline as well as nose saline,)  cough drops, 

Joint braces, ace bandages...anything to fix the feet after they blister or prevent it

 LABEL (Put your name on):

Shoes, Shoe bag, shoe brush, 

Team Jacket, clothing, costume, garment bag

Water Bottle, snacks, main bag, phone?  

Your Charger(s)

 For the Hotel:

Extra Underwear, socks, bras, pajamas: top bottom, slippers, comfortable shoes, bathing suit? 

Toiletries: shampoo, conditioner, body wash, face wash, bath pouf or loofah, lotion, lip balm, skin moisture....

Toothbrush, toothpaste, tongue scraper, floss

Glasses, contact case, contact solution

Deodorant, perfume, essential oils

Medicine

Tweezers, nail clippers, shaving items, 

Exfoliator, Face masque,  hair thingies, mouthwash/pre-wash, Q-tips, Toner, cotton, 

Bathrobe, coat/fleece/jacket, shoes, slippers, sneakers, sports bras, extra underwear and socks,   air freshener (the more people sharing the space, the more potential odoriferous molecules), notebook, pens, pencils, highlighters, plastic bags (for dirty laundry)  sunglasses, umbrella, workout wear,  hat, heating pad?  manicure scissors?  Nail Polish and remover?    

LIQUID HAND SOAP (because bar soap from the hotel is a nice wet home for bacteria to breed, fine for body, not fine for washing hands from bathroom germs)

Feminine products

 Electronics:

Charger (put your name on it, maybe backup data, photos etc before trip)

Headphones? 

Camera and batteries and tripod?    Computer, charger, case, external memory, 

Power Strip for hotel... or even venue

 Travel:

License

AAA Card

Insurance

Credit Card

Cash

     Notes from Team Captain:  We want you to 

Have a Positive Attitude

Have Fun

Get Better Each Time

#pack #packing #packing list #list #preparation #dance #ballroom dance #competition #ballroom competition

[flyingfishtailoutpost1]

Tagged by @samiholloway a million years ago. I just found this in my drafts. Sorry Sami! I got distracted

Five things you’ll find in my bag:

1. A ton of bandaids because I’m always nipping myself with my gardening clippers, weeding places I shouldn’t be weeding without gloves, or biting my nails

2. Bright orange reusable bag with Hello Kitty all over it

3. Lucky 2 dollar bill my grandfather gave me

4. So much ibuprophen

5. One of those little hair clips that’s also a multitool

Five things in my bedroom:

1. Usually at least one cat

2. A seven inch tall jointed anthropomorphic unicorn doll

3. Stripy rainbow afghan

4. A tambourine

5. Underpants

Five things I’ve always wanted to do in life:

1. Publish a children’s book

2. Go on a proper ghost hunt

3. Figure out how to get meatballs to come out like my grandmother’s

4. Live somewhere that has an autumn

5. Crochet

Five things that make me happy:

1. My husband and kids. I mean, I know, boring right? But there was a time that I was pretty sure I was absolutely doomed to die young, and now I have a family.

2. Grabbing my cats and smelling their furry heads

3. Digging around in thriftshops. Specifically when I find hilariously weird shit

4. Looking for cool rocks

5. When a monarch is all lazy and chill right after it comes out of the chrysalis and it sits on your hand like you’re a Disney princess

Five things I’m currently into:

1. Sandman. Woo boy did that take over my brain at the speed of light

2. Anything by T Kingfisher

3. Butterfly gardening. I mean, always butterfly gardening, that never changes

4. Trying and failing to learn Mandarin

5. Writing (again, thank god, finally, after years)

Five things on my to-do list:

1. Dig out banana plant pups before the banana tree patch gets out of control

2. Fertilize everything

3. Sew patches on half my pants because the pockets always pull at the corners

4. Actually sit down and watch the new d&d movie

5. Write

Five things people may not know about me:

1. Big spaces freak me out— like giant rooms with really high ceilings. Walking through Grand Central Station the first time nearly gave me a heart attack.

2. I can’t stand grape flavored things

3. I love coconut flavored things. Give me ALL the coconut things, please.

4. Im fascinated by horror movies but they do terrible things to my brain afterwards so I can’t watch them

5. Something in chocolate syrup makes me wicked sick and I don’t know what it is

Tagging @shironi-pepperoni , @xxsneepsnoppxx , @alleythegaycat , @cuchullame , and @dutifullygreattimemachine

#me babbling

[princessmadafu]

Eric II

Remember Eric?

The vicious flea-ridden five-foot cactus that I was gifted and then had to commit cacticide on and dump his body parts in a field in the middle of the night?

Eric II arrived yesterday as an unexpected birthday present.

Gods, nooooooo!

He's only a baby so I went round him with the toenail clippers, and now he looks like a punk rock Yoda.

I hate cacti.

I'm thinking of taking him for a walk while he's safe to handle, and then accidentally leaving him somewhere where a kind person will find him and look after him - police station, church porch, charity shop? Maybe I could sneak him into Lidl and leave him on their houseplants shelf? Or by the checkout where customers leave their impulse grabs and regrettable biscuits for the staff to put back?

You have to help me out here - I hate cacti, did I mention that?

I don't want Eric II, and if you don't suggest something friendly I may be tempted to pop him into Mad's new birthday multi-cooker with the pressure-cooker lid attachment and see what happens on High for 60mins.

The yoghurt turned out OK, incidentally - nice with a sliced banana and chopped cobnuts, and massively full of live bacteria, but not as creamy as she hoped. Just pure natural yoghurt without the shop-bought-yoghurt thickeners and preservatives. She's talking about adding extra double cream next time, but as we have two litres of First Attempt to eat up before she tries Second Attempt, next time won't be for a couple of weeks. No.3 Son is an international sportsman and he's suggesting adding some of his weird protein powder and selling it on as a healthy protein snack to his teammates but I'll have to do a bit of internet investigating on that one. Once you start selling food, there are Extra Rules To Prevent Poisoning People and I can't have Mad jailed for wiping out the entire national squad!

Though, come to think of it, that would make a really good crime novel; insane purple-haired witch embarks on eliminating rival teams with deadly yoghurt so her son wins Olympic Gold. Purple-haired witch is a failed Olympic gymnast who reinvents herself as a chef and... No, this is my idea, my book, not saying anything more and this idea is (c) PrincessMadafu.

[nukenai]

My 13 year struggle with Striker’s nails is finally over. He used to only be able to get his nails clipped at the vet where multiple people could restrain him, because he becomes Cujo when his feet are touched, because he is Striker. All other nail clippers I’ve tried have been too dull or just crush nails and can’t get through. His nails are super thick.

But I finally bought a pair for like $15 on amazon that had amazing reviews I almost didn’t believe. I was expecting to have to return them but HOLY SHIT they work so well. They’re seriously so sharp and efficient that Striker doesn’t even NOTICE I’m clipping his nails which is so BANANAS. For the first time in THIRTEEN YEARS I’m able to clip my own dog’s nails with no issues because these clippers kick so much ass.

I’ll link them just in case someone needs really good clippers because I really can barely believe it.

#amazon did not pay me but i want to help people who struggle with dog nail problems lol

[koholint]

today’s playlist:

Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia

Hans Reichel - A Life Without Lychees

Tony Rice - Plastic Banana

Ichiko Aoba - Star Fruits Surf Rider

Dahlia - Smart Ball Water Melon

Sheena - Ukabino Peach Girl

Hiromi Sato - Cherry Heart

My Bloody Valentine - Strawberry Wine

Deporitaz - Pink Lemons Exist

Towa Tei with Sheena Ringo - Apple

Nagisa Cosmetic - Strawberry Short-Cut

Capsule - FRUiTS CLiPPER

IOSYS - Bad Apple & Good Orange

Yuu Serizawa & Maaya Uchida - Cherry-Picking Days

Akemi Kakihara - Blue Apple

Oranges & Lemons - Raspberry Heaven

[discoverybody]

Effective Home Remedies for Skin Tags

Skin tags are frequent growths that can make you feel uncomfortable and self-conscious. However, there are natural methods for removing them at home. Skin tags are harmless and not associated with cancer, although some factors such as heredity, HPV, age, obesity, and hormonal changes can increase their frequency.

It is critical to distinguish between benign skin tags and malignant tumors by checking for rapid growth, unusual shape, or changes in color or texture. Natural removal methods include the use of essential oils such as tea tree oil, castor oil, and apple cider vinegar.

These oils have antimicrobial and drying qualities, which can help remove skin tags. Wash the area, use clean equipment such as scissors or nail clippers, and use antibacterial lotion. Salicylic acid-based removal creams can help dissolve skin tags. Other natural treatments include banana peels, vitamin E oil, garlic, oregano oil, and baking soda. However, before attempting any removal process, you should check with a medical practitioner.

#skin tag #home remedies #health #good health #skin health

[thefazer]

Run The Jewels • Run The Jewels • 2013 • 6/10

Not as strong as their later releases but a promising debut.

#Spotify

[razwantstoloveherself]

Serene

Ya girl accidentally married a fucking covert narcissist, gaslit herself into thinking “hmmm I guess this is aight” for 4 years, got into an affair and was in denial about being in an unhappy marriage for months, then I found some SHITE on my husband’s phone, then my work partner screamed at me, my parents triggered the shit out of me when I finally had the balls to say I wanted a divorce (to the point where I had to slap myself a few times to prove a point but NOOOOOOO it wasn’t working because I did get my divorce but I was putting zero energy into myself and instead on the affair partner who I tried breaking up with 500 times), and yeah, things were bad. I was cutting myself again. A lot. Full on splitting into BPD rage, all that jazz. I was acting like I never went to therapy.

So anyway one morning this person (we’ll call him A) said something triggering (fuck me I was running on zero sleep for about 3 days and I was completely dissociated, I forgot what he even said) and I remember my oldest brother texting me just at that moment asking me if I’m up to hang out. I said not really, kinda having a mental breakdown. I left out the bit where I said I want to kill myself out of compassion, how nice. He sent a shocked fat cat sticker, and asked what happened and how he can help. I asked him to send me to Serene.

WELP Serene was rehab. I thought it was a psychiatric care facility, but nah their specialty is rehab. It was a Saturday. They took me around for a tour. My parents weren’t in the country, but I decided to admit myself. Shamim mentioned later that he saw me around.

I remember my brother telling me that he thinks it would be good for me. I remember video calling my parents and I remember how supportive they were - god, I remember my father telling me that I’m strong for acknowledging that the way I was coping clearly wasn’t working out and that I knew I needed more help. I asked him to repeat it again. It meant a lot.

I came in a few days later, it was a Wednesday. The intern, Sara showed me around and told me how the system worked. I remember them taking away my benzos, sharp objects, phone, a bunch of stuff. Not my pin though even though I told her that I cut myself with pins. Fucker. She introduced me to everyone. Said no pressure or obligation to attend everything. I have an inability to say no so I did it anyway. Then I went to bed and hated myself for doing something I didn’t want to do.

I cried my first night and scratched myself. Went downstairs to the nurse station and asked for nail clippers, said that I couldn’t sleep. They gave me a Ritalin. I remember there were people still up and chatting next to the nurse station when I was there - they didn’t ask. I think in general uhhh suicide is an awkward topic to talk about.

Aight, parking stuff that I wanna chat about further:

R, Pat

Cant say no convo

DOC

Journaling

Shyen fucker

Halfway point

Shaf :’)

Waleed’s validation

Milo’s vibes

What I realised about myself

Remembering - tokens

Banana cigs lol

Self harm vibing

Shafiq telling everyone to take care of me before he left

Naufal

Shahid

David the mole <3

THE CONFESSION AAA

THE LAST DAY AAAAA

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[freddie-dressage]

I got the day off from morning chores bc there was freezing rain so I spent the day cleaning my apartment and online shopping

I got clippers which I've been wanting to buy my own pair for years and I'm very excited. I always tell myself I can't spend any money and I feel so guilty whenever I do but I did check over everything and my budget is actually fine 😭 so I got Andis clippers off of smartpak along with some haas brushes 🤭 and banana bread treats of course

Also renewed some of my memberships

I can't wait to clip Fred though, if I feel ambitious I'm gonna try to put some stars on his butt

#my horse freddie

[melinaparkinson]

My cutie & our day today 🌠

#mine #marc #snapchat #mel.parki #add me #snap #smoking #weed #happy #hippie life #good vibes #banana smash #swisher sweets #blunts #smoke a blunt #clipper #drug rug #handsome

[bunjywunjy]

how do apes shorten their nails in wild? i was wondering how humans would have cut our nails before we made nail clippers lol

they don't have to! the normal daily wear-and-tear of their lives is enough to keep their nails shortened down to blunt nubs.

...of course, apes ALSO see enough daily wear-and-tear on their nails that most wild apes could vastly benefit from the introduction of a manicurist and a dermatologist or two into their ecosystems.

plus gorillas would probably be SO into glitter nail polish, it wouldn't even be funny!

that's his eager face.

anyone got a line on a nail professional willing to relocate and work for bananas?

#cursed biology #ape #teeth

[queenzway101]

Tips on growing long nails 💅🏾

Add Biotin to your diet ~ Biotin is an important type of vitamin B. It can be found in cooked eggs, nuts/nut butters, soy, various beans, cauliflower, bananas, & mushrooms.

Eat a lot of higher protein foods ~ Fruits, Vegetables, Magnesium, Seafood, and of course ✨Biotin✨

Use a nail harder {SOMETIMES} ~ Soft/Weak nails are prone to breaking this will help tremendously. >Can be found at drugstores<

Avoid acrylics & Toxic nail polish ~ Those two things can really damage your nails, so don’t get acrylics too often and avoid nail polishes with Toluene, Formaldehyde, & Dibutyl Phthalate.

Use clippers to trim your nails, keep your nails clean and dry, keep your hands moisturized, Avoid biting your nails / clipping your nails too short.

#self improvement #self care #beauty tips #nail blog #nail care #beauty #self care tips