#bait speaks

[bratbait]

*announcer voice* And now, we’ll hear a few words from our sponsors!

The Sponsor:

#i’m- #my dash glitched in the best way #whom is this? #nsft #bait speaks

[dead-bait]

I wanna post about certain things here. But I’m so scared of people knowing my main and people that I like being disgusted with me for my kin ks.

Like for a few people if they were ever to find this blog it’d be somewhat easy to know it’s me, with me having a lot of posts to do with nagas, since I draw nagas a lot.

Like… sure I’m pretty sure some of the people aren’t in these sorts of places/tags that I frequent. And ones who may be in the monster fucker tags don’t use tumblr. So it’s like I should be safe, but god forbid they start using tumblr.

Like I also wanna draw stuff too, and I’d like to post it to my own space here, but like I said, the concept of someone knowing it’s me spooks me. I guess I could always play dumb but my artwork is very easy to know it’s me.

#monster fucker #bait talks #bait speaks #terato #teratophile

[verocitea]

So I got the funniest hate comment today

#bad news guys #I must go take a sabbatical to go study game design #all because I drew sonic and Kirby standing next to each other #i speak occasionally #obvious bait but wow some people just really have nothing better to do huh? #there’s one other comment but I’ll leave it at this lol

[mossandfrog]

no clue if this is an unpopular opinion but i just love gimmick blogs. even the bad ones. yes! please tell me how many letters are in my posts! make it a haiku! reply when a word is detected! whether it's a bot or a human i just think they're neat. that along with uquizzes. extremely precious components of the tumblr atmosphere imho

#yes this is gimmick blog bait #idk if i met the requirements for any of them but here's hoping #if not i'm still right :) #micah speaks

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

Katsuki Yuuri is so funny because dude is an Olympic level figure skater who competes internationally regularly and he introduces himself through narration in the first episode as very average in skill, who is doing it like him.

Your self confidence may be bad but is it deluding yourself into thinking you suck at something you rank sixth in the world at bad?

#he has one really bad day and forgets that he’s the best skater in Japan #this post brought to you because I’m watching sk8 and was reminded about my true sports anime BL bait love #yuri!!! on ice #yuuri katsuki #yoi #caitie speaks #animanga

[ofishal-fish-posts]

reblog if you like fish

#reblog bait #fish #the gimmick speaks

[official-crab-posts]

hey everyone, i know this is a silly gimmick blog but i feel i need to clarify that zionists aren't welcome here. people who think the violence in gaza right now is in any way justified or proportional to october 7 and support the genocide being committed against palestinians need to get off my blog. leave.

people who use this situation as an excuse to be antisemitic also need to get the fuck out of here. it is never okay to be antisemitic and trying to use your support for palestine as a shield is pathetic. i dont want you around and i do not like you. when i find you i will block you. save us both some time and just unfollow me right now.

i just wanted to make my position clear. free palestine. 🇵🇸

#not a crab #the crab speaks #free palestine #from the river to the sea #i just wanted to make this clear after i saw a couple people followed me that i do not want following me. thanks. #also to be clear obviously this didn’t start on october 7. it’s been happening for over 70 years now #but i specifically wanted to address the claim that this is somehow a proportional response to that day #i didn’t get into the historical context in this post because it was meant to just be a quick response after i had to block some zionists #but it has gotten way more notes than i thought it would and also has led to a couple zionists bothering me so i just wanted to add this #also like dw about the zionists who show up sometimes. i just block them now. it’s not worth it to take the bait

[ladywolfdyke]

I want a possessive, needy femme so bad. I want you to mark me so the world knows I’m yours. I want you to pull me by my belt loops the second I get home so you can kiss me all over. I want you to guide my hands exactly where you need me to touch you. You should interrupt whatever I’m doing and straddle me because nothing I’m doing could possibly be more important than giving my sweet femme attention. When we’re fucking I want you to wrap your legs around me as tight as you can. Beg me to fuck you harder, deeper. You need me so badly. I want you to be a little jealous and possessive in public, just enough to make me wanna fuck you so you remember that I belong to only you. Grab my arm and pull me closer whenever you feel like it. You’re mine after all, which also means that I’m all yours. We belong to each other, so go ahead and take me.

#v speaks #feral wolf #butch4femme #wlw nsft #lesbian nsft #nsft #possessive femmes pspspspspspspsps #if you act really needy I’ll even breed you #femme bait

[jeff-the-landshark]

#jeff speaks #mrrrr #jeff is translated #jeff the land shark #jeff the landshark #memes #reblog bait

[kenobihater]

enjoying 2012 les mis is like. yes i love parts of it. yes aspects of it are absolutely sinful and straight up bad. the acting is terrific. the singing is dogshit (please give jackman a glass of water) except when it verges on angelic (redmayne, barks, and seyfried). the casting is iconic (blagden served cunt for his .2 seconds of screentime and barks is legendary). who let tom hooper direct this (it was mackintosh (derogatory)). why did they cut parts of the songs only to ADD an entire new number. would i recommend watching it? absolutely. should it be your first exposure to les mis? absolutely NOT. was it mine? you know it babes! is it the most well known/popular/easiest version to find? again, yes, but i'm begging you on hands and knees to watch it live or find a bootleg or the 25th anniversary concert or ANYTHING else as an introduction or i promise that the version of the musical that burns itself into your memory will include ugly singing (i speak from experience)

#len speaks #les mis #les misérables #les miserables #les mis 2012 #les misérables 2012 #les miserables 2012 #this is incomprehensible but my feelings on the movie are varied and often contradictory #like the fact that i consider it painfully obvious oscar bait but i still think it should have won more awards <3 #tho thank GOD it didn't get nominated for best original song for suddenly bc. Bad. that song is Boring and Bad

[jangmi-latte]

i'm deactivating the moment twst reveals:

— vil's dad

— ace's big brother

— rook's siblings/parents

— malleus' parents/grandma

— cater's sisters

— farena and his wife

— jack's little siblings

— mama & papa leech and mama ashengrotto

— kalim's siblings

— mama and papa zigvolt

— silver's parents

especially the first three i mean HAHA come on twst you don't want me rummaging through your data files and twirls hair and pins you to the wall. i'll be here for years!! maybe even forever!! who knows who knows!! i mean it's not gonna happen!! haha twst hear me out. please.

#i'm vv delusional #as in VERY delusional #use me as bait i'm willing to sacrifice an ounce of my dna just to see rook's siblings #don't even get me started on the better trappola #I'M JOKING NOT MY SCRUNKLY ACE HE'S BETTER (unless) #blaire have you not learned from speaking too much #no no i don't obviously hello #I AM MANIFESTING SO HARD FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH!!! (they're ruining it) #DON'T TALK TO ME WHEN THEY DROP (they won't) #twisted wonderland #twst

[anxiety-and-fandoms]

aesthetic generator time!! reblog and put what you got in the tags or whatever

I got mosspunk :}}}

#honestly mosspunk sounds rad as hell #aesthetic #reblog game #rb bait #reblog bait #the shapeshifter speaks

[topaziraphale]

"Stop saying Crowley won't help Aziraphale in S3 he'd go back to him in a HEARTBEAT and nothing would stop him" I get it no one likes the idea of Crowley being bitter after what happened for a long period of time but like can we at least acknowledge that he's currently going through probably the most emotional pain in his life since falling? Can we agree that he's opened his heart entirely - something you couldn't pay him to do unless the world is literally ending and he's desperate - to Aziraphale, and got shot down? Can we understand that he did it AGAIN only to lose Aziraphale again? Not that what Aziraphale did isn't without Crowley's own shortcomings (hiding the truth of Heaven's cruelty from him) but like,,,,

The appeal here isn't Scorned Crowley Doesn't Love Aziraphale Anymore, or Never Wants To Help Him Again, the appeal here is Crowley learning enough self respect to not just walk back right to Aziraphale like nothing happened after Aziraphale has had a pattern of consistently refusing him. Going years ping-ponging between "We're not friends I don't even know him" to "That's what friends are for right?" and "We're friends, why would you even say anything?" and "Friends? We're not friends. We are an angel and a demon!"

Like I get it, Crowley is a heartbreakingly forgiving person. Of course he's gonna forgive Aziraphale, I'll be surprised if he didn't forgive him by the time he walked out the bookshop door, but gdi he could at least grant himself the luxury of being at least a little irritated for longer than however long it takes to make a globe and some books float and angrily cry out to God in his flat. But due to the change of pace and dynamic that is establishing part of the conflict for Season 3, I just really like the idea of him for ONCE prioritizing himself and being like "Okay, fine. We'll get back at it when you're ready, then," instead of just taking Aziraphale back like his words and actions meant nothing to him, when clearly they have an effect on him.

What is Aziraphale going to learn if Crowley just accepts what he did so quickly, like he always has the entire time they've been friends? Idk maybe I'm just projecting too much darkness on their dynamic but I mean, if the pattern of Aziraphale pushing Crowley away/disrespecting him one day and then being fine with his friendship the next + Crowley never stopping to be like "Hey, that's not cool, at least give me a little credit" or smth was fine all along and will continue to be fine in the future, then why, after 6,000 years of being friends and loving this demon, can Aziraphale still not accept that Crowley is just fine the way he is, and instead got excited to promote him to an angel in a heartbeat once the opportunity presented itself? You can't blame all of it on Heaven when Aziraphale has demonstrated his free will/defiance to Heaven so many times. Or, I don't know, I guess maybe we can? Maybe I'm just craving too much angst to the point where I'm letting it cloud my analysis of canon. Idk.

#derpy speaks #good omens #good omens 2 #no i dont think crowley is gonna ever hate aziraphale for what happened but he's allowed to be angry #he's allowed to be done with it all. he's allowed to be exhausted. just look at his face when he drives away. #meh. idk. but i dont know how i'll feel if crowley just INSTANTLY accepts aziraphale back in a situation involving #idk - ''hey help me stop the new apocalypse'' #at least. without like. SOME pushback? it can even be something small like ''are you SURE you want ME to help you? do you really need me?'' #doesnt have to be a straight refusal but i'd like SOME kind of action to show that crowley is putting his foot down for once #he deserves that self respect #do NOT reply saying that im insinuating that aziraphale is actively malicious or doing it on purpose. #everything he has done up until now is his own complicated response to all the trauma and guilt he's been through #but despite that crowley is STILL allowed to be upset... it's messy. i can write a whole paper about how this whole thing #is just unfortunate on both ends. again. we didnt get queerbaited we got communication baited 😭 #but help me out here. am i just too fandom-brained to have these expectations from the story? #is there something obvious im missing that is making me sound like a complete asshole here? do i need to get my head out of the gutter? #someone please explain it to me if so because whatever it is‚ i can't find it #not queued

[badolmen]

Saw a post making fun of Asexuals in the year of our Good Vibes 2022 so a reminder:

The A stands for the Asexual community and spectrum (it also represents the Aromantic and Agender communities but I’m Asexual so I’ll be talking about that specifically in this post)

Celibacy is a choice to abstain from sex. Asexuality is a sexuality defined by a lack of sexual attraction to anyone, not by the choice to abstain from sex.

Every asexual person has different feelings on sex (an activity, not an attraction) - some are sex repulsed, some are sex neutral, and some are sex favorable. A physically pleasurable experience is not equal to an attraction to parties involved.

The Asexual community has been around since the dawn of the Queer liberation movement, and Asexual individuals have always existed.

Aphobia is real and has done tangible harm to Asexual people. Listen to and learn from their experiences.

If you make fun of Asexuals and their community jokes (dragons/cakes/cards) you are Aphobic. If you’re Asexual and you make fun of these aspects of your own community or consider them ‘cringe’ you have internalized Aphobia.

Sometimes teenagers and young people will identify as Asexual and change their label later in life. This does not mean that all young people who identify as Asexual will change their minds, nor does it mean that all people who identify as Asexual are young.

Seriously what do you people have against the dragons and cake jokes those are classic and hilarious please deconstruct why you have so much rage for harmless jokes that’s not a healthy response to silliness.

Anyways reblog this post if you’re Asexual, support Asexuals, or really want a dragon.

#edir:​that last point is not at other aces it’s at the aphobic post I saw #please don’t tag this as ace discourse it stresses me out those were dark times. we’re here to celebrate aces on this post <3 #yes I know it’s supposed to be sex favorable not positive I corrected the post hours after I made it. not my fault popular blog reblogged #the version w the typo #stop being weird and aggressive towards me in your tags I’m sorry my poorly worded 5 AM rage post got reblogged to your dash ig #ra speaks #asexual #asexuality #queer #lgbt #violence killing maiming biting etc. #i did not watch people who would evolve into modern t*rfs and g*nder critical blogs harass and suicide bait hundreds of blogs off this site #just to see it happen again #i am buff as hell I’ll kneecap you if I meet you irl #edit: #please be gentle in the notes I have the emotional constitution of a dog in an ASPCA commercial and also I don’t read tone well

[beforeimdeceased]

*lip quivering* *sniffles* do any butches want some head? *tears in my eyes* *on my hands and knees*

#shaking and crying with a craving #trying to be normal about it though #bunnie can speak? ☆ #femme lesbian #femme4butch #femme dyke #butch bait #fem lesbian #lesbian

[kazulmehto]

Bonus:

❌❌THE WRONGEST YET❌❌

#well more like yet to come #waiting with baited breath for og problematic fav #tokyo mew mew #tokyo mew mew new #tmm #tmmn #ichigo #mew ichigo #kaz speaks #kisshu