#bad dad hunt

[nobodyfamousposts]

How would Littlebug react to characters like Doofenshmirtz? Or Jack Fenton?

(In Doofenschmirtz's living room...)

(Doofenschmirtz and Littlebug are having tea.)

Doofenschmirtz: …all that to say, I am kind of off the market for an arch nemesis, though I do appreciate the offer! But I promised Perry the Platypus that I wouldn't take on another arch nemesis and then I promised my daughter, Vanessa, that I would stop my acts of villainy after she made me see that it wasn't actually healthy or what I really wanted in life. And now I'm helping out at OWCA, supporting my daughter, and sharing my non-evil inventions meant to help the world instead of trying to settle petty grudges. So I am sorry, but I hope we can still be occasional rivals or maybe allies?

Littlebug: (Confused)

Littlebug: (Looks down at List)

Littlebug: (Looks up at Doofenschmirtz and points to name on the List)

Doofenschmirtz: (Looks at the name) Oh! I see where the mixup is! I'm Dr. Doofenschmirtz! Mr. Doofenschmirtz is actually my father!

Littlebug: (Tilts head)

Doofenschmirtz: Well you see, a lot of my villainy has been related to my backstory…backstories. You see, back when I was…

(15 Minutes later.)

Doofenschmirtz: (Still going)

Littlebug: (Eye twitching)

Doofenschmirtz: And then there was the time I was shamed for not jumping off the high diving board and—wait, where are you going?

Littlebug: (Leaves)

Doofenschmirtz: Okay! Well feel free to drop by again sometime! What a strange girl.

(Suddenly, Perry the Platypus bursts in.)

Doofenschmirtz: Perry the Platypus! I'm not evil anymore! What are you doing coming in through my window?

Perry: (Chitters and pulls up a screen showing Littlebug)

Doffenschmirtz: Oh, the little living doll thing. Yes, she just left.

Perry: (Looks around warily and chitters)

Doof: What? No! She was perfectly nice!

Perry: (Gestures to Doof)

Doof: Oh, it turned out she actually wasn't looking for me, she was looking for my father.

Perry: (Worried)

Doof: What? What harm could she do?

TV Announcer: This just in! An attack in Gimmelshtump as an elderly citizen is being dangled from a rope off the condemned diving board at the old community pool.

Doof: (Eyes widen) …oh.

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(In another universe, in the Fenton household...)

Jack: (Going to the kitchen when he sees a piece of fudge on the floor) Floor fudge!

(As he picks up the fudge, he notices another piece on the floor and proceeds to pick that up as well.)

(Then he notices another piece.)

(And another.)

(He follows the trail of fudge all the way into the basement and leading to the Fenton Stockades.)

Jack: And that's the last piece! (Picks up the piece inside the Fenton Stockades)

(The door slams shut on him, trapping him in the Fenton Stockades.)

Jack: HEY! Who's there?! Let me out!

Littlebug: (Nods resolutely and marks Jack Fenton's name off The List and starts to leave the Lab)

Voice: Ahem?

Littlebug: (Turns)

(Danny is standing there.)

Danny: You're not another ghost sent by Vlad to kill my dad, are you?

Littlebug: (Shakes her head and shows him her Bad Dad List)

Danny: Why is my dad on this list?!

Littlebug: (Gestures to the Fenton Stockades with a flat look)

Danny: Okay, I know that looks bad. But he's a good dad, really!

Littlebug: (Frown)

Danny: Look, I know he's fought me, but that's only because he doesn't know I'm half-ghost. And the times he found out, he was pretty supportive. I mean, there were situations going on at the time, so we didn't really get to talk it out, but he still seemed to care about me. Even in an alternate reality where I accidentally erased my existence.

Littlebug: (Uncertain)

Danny: If you want to look for bad dads, you should see Vlad Masters. He keeps wanting to kill my dad, marry my mom, and make me his son like some sort of twisted setup of Hamlet.

Littlebug: (Eyes widen)

Danny: So yeah, there are already enough plots against my dad, so I'd really appreciate if you—wait, where are you going?

Littlebug: (Holds up The List, now with Jack Fenton scribbled out and "Vlad Masters" written in on it)

Danny: ....you know what? Have fun.

(They leave.)

...

...

Jack: Hello? Anyone?

#ml crack #ml crossover #multi crossover #littlebug #dolls au #bad dad hunt #no one is safe #though she does at least recognize levels of badness #and certain persons take priority #yes Jack gets out eventually

[arrowheadedbitch]

Obviously shawn has to have some form of ptsd, no way he doesn't

And for a while I've been considering for the sound of shattering glass would likely be a trigger for him but I just realised, no

The shattering isn't the trigger, he won't be phased if you drop a vase, it's the crunch

If you drop a vase and it shatters, that's fine, but someone[with good shoes, hopefully]steps on it and you hear that crunching sound and suddenly Shawn has to remind himself that he is NOT crawling through glass right now, it's fine, everything's FINE

It's the crunch.

#shawn spencer #psych #psych tv #glass #henry spencer is a bad dad #sorry but it's true #easter #Easter egg hunt #ptsd #crunch #🍍

[anglerflsh]

I'm sorry you have been what in the woods.

oh look who's interested in my getting shot lore now. Should have been there when it happened sorry

#[.asks] #anonymous #it wasn't anything major (not a real shooting bullet) I just like to say it like that because it makes it sound worse #my father and I were hiking in a place where some people were doing some sort of hunting training camp or whathave you #in hindsight we definitely should have not been there but my dad ignores warning sings constantly when in the woods #ironic that my father didn't get shot since he was the bigger target but maybe they mistook me for a fox or something #it's the only stiches I ever had to get! and the wound healed bad so I hate wearing canotte now. </3

[kakashihasibs]

Like this

#maybe it's bc i did a lot of dumb shit as a kid and my dad was always there to save my ass #abd also my dad would throw me around and catch me and it was very fun and probably a bad idea lol #anyway #i love them #kakashi hatake #sakura haruno #sakura and her weird ninja sorta dad #also i promise i didn't steal with screen grab #i went hunting for the video to grab it myself

[omaano]

Inappropriate Use of the Force...... Or rather, the most appropriate, really

#dinluke #din x luke #dinluke fanart #the mandalorian #the mandalorian fanart #clan of three #my art #look I'm easy and predicatble #I see a big bad single dad who hunts dangerous things and I want him swept off his feet and picked up for good measure #I think I picked the ship right for that too XD #I don't know what I was thinking going at it all painterly but it was fun playing with shapes #If I ever draw them again I'm keeping luke's hair blond and fluffy and you can fight me on that one #luke skywalker #din darjin #din/luke

[guinevereslancelot]

most fucked up thing at my new job is there's only zero calorie sweeteners at the coffee station in the break room. three different kinds of zero calorie sweetener but no regular sugar because the assumption is that literally everyone is on a diet?

#is this because its a job dominated by women in particular??? idk #that's so weird #like sorry i can taste the difference and i prefer naturally occurring sugar from nature how is that not even an option #drinking nasty bitter af coffee bc i am So Sleepy but i refuse to use artificial sweeteners #they Do taste different and they're not even good for you im not doing that lol #also they got mad at me for telling one of the parents that we took one of the kids temperature and it was 99 and he threw up a little #when his dad came to get him yesterday and all of the other teachers were nowhere to be found #they were like tou shouldnhave had colleen do that #ma'am colleen went home before that and so did you #i should have left already too but waited bc the ratio on the playground was bad #anyway i did NOT say he had a fever i said it was 99 and to talk to the teacher inside #but the dad didnt yalk to her clearly then went home and scared the mom that he had a fever and threw up so she texted my boss freaking out #i literally just said he threw up a little and we took his temperature and it was 99 and to talk to the other teacher #which was all true and there was no one else there to tell him #anyway #apparently the person who had my job before me was a wacko who scared the parents with fake medical information or something #but that is not my fault and nobody told me that or not to tell the parents anything medical until this morning #ugh #also my supervisor is kind of a weirdo #she wanted to show everyone ~cute~ pictures of animals she has killed while hunting??? #and i said i didnt want to see #and she was like ~oh it's not dead yet in the picture~ #like okay but its dead now??? #she traps them first so its a cute little fox in a trap about to be killed 😭 #like wtfff #i know trappong predators is a reality but why take pictures like ohhh so cute then kill it #THEN show everyone the cute pictures like yeah isnt he adorable i killed him btw <3 #huh?????? #she has a bobcat tail on her keychain too she was giving it to the teachers and kids to pet like ohhh its so soft <3

[shiversdownyourspleen]

My biggest worry for the Batch is if they stay on Pabu, how could Tech continue his racing career???

#I want tech to become a champion racer and also a dad like come on #Tech races while Phee does the treasure hunting deals #But tech's also doing treasure hunting during the race #teamwork makes the dream work #star wars #sw #sw tb #the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #bad batch #tbb #tbb s2 #the bad batch s2 #the bad batch season 2 #bad batch s2 #bad batch season 2 #tech #racing #tbb racer

[hauntingblue]

The marines calling Roger the worst man of the world is something but considering ace renounced him and luffy kinda blindly admires him bc we don't really know much about what he has done past his travels....

#like i know he wasnt but why then #bc he opposed th government and thats it #and now theyre going to kill his son just because they can #also surprised the d came from aces mother (well considering what she could do...) but i really thought it was bc of roger #even if they keep writing gold roger and not gol d roger but alas #tbh idk if thats just a theory or it has been confirmed but im not there yet #also i wanna know more about aces mom #and the fukcing bubbles of saboady keep haunting me!!!!!! #why is the people so sure that roger was bad what happened #and why is rayleigh alive if rogers family is dead like damn #also fuck!!! the marines know about dragon being luffys dad when iva san said to keep ot quiet!!! because of fucking garp!!!! #like lets kill rogers son but dragons is alright i guess #not like i want luffy to die but considering the revolutionary army you know #a newborn doesnt carry any sins just as boats arent good or evil. thats what im talking about #there arent any love stories in one piece and like i get it but it would be nice to know why ace was even born you know #OH ACE LOOKS LIKE HIS MOTHER OOOOOOHHHHH... THATS A DEATH SENTENCE #he has his mothers eyes what if i shit and cry and throw up #this is sickening also #the hunting pregnant women #the orange clouds looking like fire when ace is born. what if i start to sob #nono gol d ace now.... so they are both d names.... is that like a curse because damn... #also ace being held by his mom with the orange clouds behind again..... i am telling you he is like jesus christ you wouldnt get it #mary did you know your womb was also a tomb etc etc #god.... rogers rivals raising his son. whitebeard wanting him to become pirate king.... his rival's son... old men do not make me cry #buggy opening the doors like moses lmao #ace surprised whitebeard is coming for him.... and not believing luffy came for him either #that was good i cant wait to see more flashbacks but how many episodes will we be here until the thre hours are past. i fear for aces knees #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 460

[amaliia]

The Bad Batch Season 2 Episode 5 Spoilers

Bruuh our man Hunter was so done in todays episode

Give them all a break. I pay for the Wellness weekend

#star wars #the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #tbb hunter #the bad batch season 2 #spoilers #the bad batch spoiler #treasure hunt #give this dad a break

[nobodyfamousposts]

How does Littlebug even know how these men are Bad Dads?

I mean it seems, to me at least, that she learned about them before she went to their universes.

Another day, another upload from Littlebug.

No one knew how she or Chaton got the doll avatars to work or look so lifelike, but their avatars were adorable and THEY were adorable and everyone went nuts over them.

It was especially fun to be there for her livestreams. Sometimes she asked questions from the chat. It was pretty evident from some of these questions that she was quite young and some of the viewers were a bit worried about her being safe and what she could be exposed to, but most of the audience seemed on board with protecting the little virtual stars, so they all seemed to have made an unspoken agreement to avoid more mature or inappropriate things.

Not that they had much to worry about. Mama Noire had apparently set a filter on the chat to keep it child friendly. And anyone who started getting too mean for Littlebug's taste would be quickly booted from the livestream. For a kid, she certainly knew how to manage things. And she certainly didn't tolerate bullies.

Though it seemed there was something else she didn't like if her recent query to the chat was any indication.

hello Frends Outside! i hav a qestion?

She was adorable and still learning. And of course they all wanted to help where they could.

wat are some Bad Dads you know of?

The chat was confused, but of course wanted to help.

Loveybug997: Bad dads? Like real or not? DJhatman: If we're talking real, then Gabriel Agreste for sure. Captain56: Let's not go real or we'll end up in a flame war and Mama Noire will be unhappy. Nachohead: Yeah, Papabug JUST got released and is able to play Animal Crossing with the kids again! Don't take that from us! kimjustkim45: Are we talking like in cartoons and anime? Or games? ninjapaste2: Oh! Then Mr. Doofenschmirtz! Definitely! adrienagresteishawt00011: ooh ooh!! yeah he is the worst! insertnamehere2823: Ozai! From avatar! He burned his son's face in an "honorable duel"! SupermanFTW: Do they all have to be villains? Because I gotta say, have a bit of a beef with Son Goku for some of his stunts. I mean, throwing his son into a fight against Cell with NO warning? COME ON! Vladdyfan37: Jack Fenton!I mean he keeps making things that can kill his son! And was responsible for his son dying! # Vlad would never GokuIsBetter: @ SupermanFTW You just mad because Goku would kick his butt. AND be a better dad than he was to Superboy. Captain56: Guys no, this is the opposite of what we want. Let's just focus on the question.

And so answers poured in.

A List was forged.

And Littlebug smiled.

#ml crack #ml crossover #bad dad hunt #littlebug #dolls au #littlebug gaming chat

[bluezeri]

seeing how Leo is so obviously splinters favorite in almost EVERY generation is making me so sad

#tmnt #no this isnt about leo angst #and if yall rb this w leo centric shit i will hunt u down #this is about the other three #specifically mikey #rottmnt mikey #splinter mentions mikey name ONCE in the entire series #and that was when he was trying to prove he was a better dad than dracum #now im not saying splinter is a bad dad #im just saying the favorites are very obvious #like no wonder mikey like draxum so much #he gives him the attention that splinter doesnt lmfao #like in that one episode about the. car fight or smth. idk it had donnie in it. it was about donnie and splinter mostly #but he says he keeps falling for it when splinter wants to #like homie #even in the rest of that episode he was there but just kinda ignored #thats how it throughout most of the show honestly #im sorry yall im insane over mikey i really dont care about anyone else #gonna shut up now just had to get my thoughts out #when splinter wants to spend time with him sorry idk why the tag did that

[shopcat]

as much as i enjoy conceptually the whole Everyone finds out how zuko got his scar tropey thing bc i agree it's a strange little knowledge gap for them to have to be happily exploited for like, patting him on the head, but i also feel like it's just like. well OBVIOUSLY it's an excuse to throw some love at him which is good and i like it but when people use it as a way to like ... have people tell him it was Wrong and Bad well that's just stupid. the literal entire point of his confrontation with ozai during the eclipse is zuko TELLING his father that himself and then leaving to follow his own path. it's one of his biggest moments as a character and IS his most defining moment of deciding to take a stand against his father. like he knows it was bad he came to that conclusion himself he literally even said it was cruel!!! "how could you possibly justify duelling a child. it was cruel and it was wrong"!!!! he doesn't need people telling him Child Abuse Is Bad Zuko like. he knows. it's kind of part of his whole arc.

#🐾 #it's honestly crazy how people can see a character who spent honestly the vast majority of all 3 seasons coming to terms with EVERYTHING #about his place in the war about his family about his father about who he is as a person and what he needs to do #overcoming the indoctrination. letting go of the need for his fathers Approval. and realising he was wrong BY HIMSELF!! #when he says as well that he had to come to the conclusion ON HIS OWN!! .. WHEN he was banished #and then just be like. we need to tell him #like Oh my god.. he knows ... #the thing about that trope that makes it interesting is how he got his scar is a significant and also defining part of who he is #via the snowballing results. and his friends who he had been you know hunting not knowing that huge part of him is like DUDE #but i honestly kind of like it as well like i dunno that's why it's so interesting #people literlalt lvoe zuko bc of his you know. entire character. it's not just because he's sometimes funny or silly #and you're meant to love his character and his ''redemption arc'' wasn't a true redemption arc or maybe it's just the best one on earth #well it probably is ngl. bc from the very beginning you're meant to be rooting for him #he's set up almost immediately against zhao. he's countered with his sympathetic kindly uncle #we learn and it is INTEGRAL!!! that we learn that he got hurt when he spoke out specifically on the behalf of innocent people #in an act that was ultimately futile bc they were torn up in the war machine. #like i don't know believe me zuko knows Why the war is bad and Why his dad is bad specifically that's the whole damn point #walks away kicking a can #child abuse mention

[a-lonely-dunedain]

44 for tossdir and ethedis?

“I… I think I need a hug.”

Tossdir’s voice hung still in the cold air. Ethedis hadn’t expected to hear those words from the young ranger who had been so closed off ever since their meeting. Indeed, he sometimes acted as if he wished they were not traveling together at all, as Ethedis’ jovial attitude seemed grating to him. She recalls him mentioning something of his annoyance at Elrond’s insistence that he not come to the Misty Mountains alone, that he could handle himself and did not need a ‘babysitter’ – as if hunting a Nazgul and a Gaunt-Lord were tasks he thought anyone should be doing alone.

Still, she did not begrudge him for it. Before they left for the Misty Mountains Elrond told her that Tossdir had lost some people very important to him recently, and while he would not go into the specifics of what had befallen Tossdir –for it was not his story to tell– he told her to be patient with him. She had spoken briefly to his friend Galasebdir before they left, and he told her much the same, and that his demeanor was normally never this dour. He was still grieving, and not altogether himself. 

Yet here he was, sincere and vulnerable, sheepishly asking for a hug the same way a child might after waking from a nightmare.

She turned around and looked at him curiously, though he could not meet her gaze. This might have been a time where she could crack a smart remark at his expense, to point out that he had been doing nothing but pushing her away for this whole adventure, and now has the audacity to ask for a hug– but she doesn't. Elrond told her to be patient with him, and so she was.

Instead, without a word, she takes a single step closer and swiftly wraps her arms around him, as tight as she can. He flinches, as if he did not expect her to actually oblige him. He is tense for a long moment, but finally returns the embrace with shaking hands. 

Ethedis thinks he might be crying, but decides to allow him the dignity of pretending she doesn't notice.

#ok I didn't expect to get this one out so fast but it just kinda wrote itself idk XD #thank you for the ask friend! #poor baby boy Tossdir is having a Bad Time. luckily Elrond knows the cure for that is... Ethedis apparently! #he's really like ''ok this Very Sad Boi is going to hunt a Nazgul and won't take no for an answer. he NEEDS a silly elf to go with him' #''or he'll literally die of sadness'' #top 10 Elrond dad moments #Ethedis is like a walking antidepressant. the only thing a Nazgul fears #lotro #lotro fic #lotro oc #Ethedis #Tossdir #taz's foray into writing

[trashbinbackyard]

failure future ghost guilt hate for ivana and an immortal

Girl wins and fails. (I rolled a d4 for the immortals bc I couldn’t choose and it landed on 2 so angsty Maya ahoy!)

failure: What's your OC's greatest failure? Have they been able to move past it? Does anyone else know about it?

Probably an incident with a target, where she couldn’t get the guy fast enough and civilian people lost their lives. She managed to get her target but too late in her opinion. It’s a source of shame for her and no matter how much she tries to move past it, she goes to bed knowing people died because she wasn’t good enough yet. Orion would know as he was her boss back then, and anyone who stumbles on the case files

Not keeping closer contact with her friends after Nayden’s coronation. Their merry band sort of scattered into the four winds soon after and Lucas was her only friend left. If she knew what would become of her she would’ve clung to them tooth and nail but it’s too late now, they’re long dead

future: What's the worst possible future for your OC? Are they taking steps to avoid that outcome? Are they even aware it's a possibility?

The worst outcome she sees for herself is growing old and cynical like Orion, loved by none and hated by many, there’s an inkling of pity she feels for him but she will die before she admits it. She wants to avoid it, but she can see herself slipping into the same patterns as he did, so it takes active work and thought to not end up like him. She tries her best to upkeep the bonds she already has and be open to new ones aka Carmina and her family

As the years go on and on and on she becomes more isolated and jaded. She’s seen how Dimos’ mind has completely broken and she fears the same thing will happen to her eventually, even if Dimos is younger than her. She tries to find comfort in the fleeting moments with mortals and get closer to the other immortals who share her fears of the future. 

ghost: Who or what haunts your OC? What happened? How do they live with their ghosts?

Orion. She took so much abuse from him yet she never stopped respecting him. It was some sort of sick admiration and warning tale. And now that he’s gone and she’s stepped into his shoes she can feel the pressure he was under. But she also doesn’t have an astonishingly failed relationship and hatred for any and all things living so she has that to one up the ghost of Orion

Out of everyone she lost, Lana, her sister. Way back when, she was supposed to take care of Maya when their mother refused, she was supposed to keep her safe. She failed, but got another chance years after. She didn’t get to say goodbye to her, for all Lana knew she died in the woods being ambushed by bandits and Maya knows Lana felt so guilty about it, that she failed her again.

guilt: What is your OC guilty about? How do they handle their guilt? Do they try to avoid guilt, or do they accept it?

Guilty about treating her team harshly. She has that streak of perfectionism and expects everyone to be just as detail oriented and punctual as she is. She comes off as ruthless, she admits it. She justifies it by thinking it’ll keep everyone sharp.

She feels guilty for thinking bad thoughts about Lucas, Lucien, Viessa and Dimos. They’re her only threads to the world she once knew and her lifelines. They should get along great right? But sometimes they frustrate her so much she isolates herself from them. And eventually feels bad about it and comes back with her tail between her legs

hate: What does your OC hate? Why? How do they act towards the object of their hatred?

Most of the police department, organized criminals. The little guys, the thieves, the scammers and the sort who do it just to get by she knows the systems have failed them. But the big dogs like Ipes she despises.

As much as she loves Lucas, or the being that once was Lucas, she despises him. Gods do not understand how mortals aren’t meant to experience eternity, estrangement from the world is sometimes too much to bear, everything she knew and loved is long gone, trapped with company she didn’t choose. She still carries out his will, for there is not much else to do. And she will become his voice in the coming ages. It’s complicated, is what I’m saying. As well as bad parents, and two who abuse their power, but she can now deal with them herself and guardian of the lost

#i have some meledramatic titles for the immortals come the third age #maya is the voice of the wild hunt #feelings are hard and complicated when more than one feeling about a thing is valid #space shitstorm #armed asshats #by god ivana will try avoiding becoming like orion #even though she is miserable at the office and genuinely bad to be around in professional settings #but at least she has her dad #and carmina #who ground her and keep her from spiraling into workworkwork

[babygirlcowboy]

Me: I'm not that country

Dad: I made pheasant soup for Christmas dinner 😀

#my dads hunting dog died this year so he had to go out alone 🥹🥹🥹 #rip to my bestie rex #he was a really bad hunting dog but his company was worth it

[daisywords]

it's like...I don't have a problem with finishing school. It was nice enough and I'm sure I'll miss it but I can be done. But the problem is everything else goes away when I graduate. literally my lease will be up and my job will go away and my internship will be done and even like. my adobe creative cloud access. gone with the wind. And I don't want to live across the country from my friends instead of 30 seconds away. And I don't want to leave behind my piano or even my stupid ikea bookshelf. like I have an entire life here that is going to just disappear and there's nothing I can do about it

#idk how I'm supposed to get through the next two months of living on a sinking ship #let alone what comes after #ahhhhhhhhhh #combined with like. being on the phone with my parents and them asking how the job hunt is going #and my dad was like ''well did you expect a job to just fall into your lap?'' #and I was like ''no of course not I knew it would be unnecessarily complicated'' #and he was like ''so why are you upset?'' #um. hey newsflash just because you expect something to be difficult and emotionally devastating doesn't mean it won't be difficult #and emotionally devastating #literally what kind of logic is that #the anticipation of a bad time doesn't make the time less bad my dude #but idk I think sometimes my parents interpret my complaining as unwillingness to do it. like no I'm gonna do it #but I should be allowed to dislike it