#babynappers

[the-prophecy]

Cleo you're a baby you're the one who'll get babynapped tho

#I'll be the babynapper

[foldingfittedsheets]

Most parents I think worry or wonder when their kid might finally start repeating swear words they hear. The tale of my initiation into the world of cursing was the subject of family lore however.

First, to set the scene, my nana spent a lot of time with me when I was young. She lived with us briefly and I firmly cemented my place as number one favorite grandchild by climbing up into her attic room to cuddle on the regular.

She’d take me on errands and watch me when my parents were at work. She even once lured me away when she ran into my dad watching me as a store. She didn’t think he was keeping a close enough eye and called me over to her a few aisles away.

I happily complied since I loved and recognized her then we watched my dad for several minutes before he finally looked down, saw me missing, and panicked. “That’ll teach you to keep a better eye on her!” My nana scolded him, convinced that every babynapper was slavering for her precious redheaded grandbaby.

So one day my mom had me in the car. We were driving along and from my back seat I chirped, “Can we play pretend?”

My mom smiled, imagining I’d start narrating some silly adventure or something. “Sure.”

“Shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!” I yelled at the top of my lungs.

My mom sat stunned in the front seat, baffled momentarily by the stream of cursing.

After careful questioning it was pretty obvious what had happened. My nana had sworn up a storm in front of me but didn’t want to come clean about it to my parents when I started repeating it. She’d instead invented a fun game and the rules were that I could only curse when we were playing a special game.

My mom was furious, and my nana got a sound dressing down both for the cursing but more importantly for the lying.

My favorite time telling this story though was to a girl in high school. She listened with wide eyes then asked, “Did your mom fire her?”

“What?”

“Your nana? Did she get fired?”

“My…. Grandmother? Did my mom fire my grandmother??”

“Ohhhhh. Not the nanny then.”

#ramblies #funny #ffs foibles #writing #story #shit kids say #I’m sick and channeling lore

[raidouversusthesoullessarmy]

Also, the fact that Resh'an is canonically a babynapper is so insane to me. And everyone's just fine with it.

#sosposting #he's such a batshit character i love him so much

[paleobird]

💬 + rumor has it you stole those baby cubes from their mothers!

"Yeah, the harpy's a babynapper. That's not wildly offensive at all."

#Anon

[ratsoh-writes]

someone FINALLY kidnapped my baby. edgy is my babynapper <3

Lol good job edgy

[btsqualityy]

I don’t know if you remember me texting you this lol when I was on my midwifery placement, they put security tags on the babies’ ankle in the postnatal ward (after changing the tag from the delivery suite lol) in case of babynappers and the alarm goes off 😭 imagine Ava’s extra ass making them put two on Tessa’s ankles (because Tessa is their first child and Ava and Kade want to be extra cautious). Jk is definitely the one who make it go off by accident and the entire hospital security would come running to their room

I could see Ava being that extra 🤣

#btsqualityy asks

[superman-2050]

#HeroesOfQuantico #InHarmsWay #IreneHannon #RachelSutton #DebraKraus #ChristianFiction #ChristianMysteries #InfantAbduction #BabySnatchers #NationalCenterForMissingAndExploited #Kiddnapped #MysteriousDisappearances #CriminalProfiling #FBI #Quantico #FBIAgents #BabyNappers #Infertility #ChildAbuse #Jealousy #Anger #God https://www.instagram.com/p/CMttm-ZFFBn/?igshid=13kkhqfduahib

#heroesofquantico #inharmsway #irenehannon #rachelsutton #debrakraus #christianfiction #christianmysteries #infantabduction #babysnatchers #nationalcenterformissingandexploited #kiddnapped #mysteriousdisappearances #criminalprofiling #fbi #quantico #fbiagents #babynappers #infertility #childabuse #jealousy #anger #god

[stairset]

Oh in that one post I forgot to bring up that when Luke shows up to get Grogu in The Mandalorian he rather explicitly says that Grogu needs Din’s permission before he can go with him and I think that alone should make it clear that the Jedi do not take in younglings without the consent of their current guardian. So there ya go. 

#when that episode aired i saw a post that was like ''grogu clearly didn't wanna go with him'' like bro grogu CALLED him in the first place #and finding a jedi to take grogu in was din's mission the entire season #yeah he was sad about letting grogu go as any parent or guardian would be #lots of parents for one reason or another just aren't equipped to raise a child and end up having to give them up for adoption #you think they're not upset about that? does that make people who run foster homes evil babynappers in ur eyes? #THINK mark THINK #also people act like luke was all heartless about it but he let them have a whole touching moment together lmao #shut up tristan

[twilightofthe]

Hmm sorry I haven’t been on here that often lately.  Depression has been Big Sad recently, and it’s been kind of hard to connect with other people in the fandom.  Like, I guess it’s actually not a good thing that I really, REALLY like most characters in the SW saga, because it seems no matter where I turn, if I find someone who really likes a character I like, I can’t talk that much to them because they inevitably despise another character I like and suddenly it’s “how dare I try and talk about that character positively I’m a Bad Person Actually” and then when I go looking for someone who likes the character that was bashed before so I can be positive about them in peace, those people start bashing aNOTHER character I like.  And then if I do find someone who likes all of the above, whoops they hate something I ship.  

It’s tiring, is all.

#bleh #you like the jedi? you're excusing a corrupt institution of babynappers #you like satine? you're excusing a white genocidal maniac #you like anakin? abuse apologist who hates the jedi and woobifies a fascist #you have opinions on certain creator decisions? actually you're a simp who's blinded to your fave characters' flaws

[bestportableplayard-blog]

How to Make Baby Sleep Through the Night (or Even Half the Night) 

Get Your Baby in a Routine

Give your baby time get sleepy and to adjust to the notion of going to the comfortable and cozy baby crib.  Make it a habit for them, and your baby will begin to become sleepy once the routine is in effect.  

Sometimes babies will cry at night because they've become sick, most commonly with some kind of stuffy nose or cold.  In this case, provide him or her with lots of comfort and a gentle medication or pain relief if needed.  If your child is ill, this really is one of those times that you deviate from a normal sleep program, but that's okay.  Be flexible with your rules if something is really wrong so that you child can return to normal more quickly and get some restful sleep.

Maintain a Schedule

Check to make sure that everything is all right immediately the first time your baby cries.  If everything appears to be fine, then rest easy and try to get some sleep.  The next time he or she cries, wait just a few minutes before you do anything, then make a trip to the crib.  If your baby cries again, wait even longer and make this visit shorter.

Security items can help your baby become more comfortable with during the evening.  Sometimes babies will wake themselves up and need only a small amount of comfort to get back to sleep.  Waking up in a dark, somewhat unfamiliar place can be scary for anyone.  Give your baby with one constant thing that may remain in the crib while he or she sleeps. You may find it helpful to get a comfortable and familiar bed for baby, to make him feel secure at bedtime.

Help the Baby Self Soothe itself

Let your baby cry for at least a little while, especially if it seems like your child doesn't have a particular reason for waking up or being uncomfortable in the crib.  Even though it may be your immediate reaction to go comfort your baby yourself, sometimes the best option isn't to immediately satisfy his or her comfort needs.  By conducting to hold your baby at night each time he or she cries, you are inadvertently teaching your child that crying will always solve any problems.  This means that your child would continue to cry for much less significant nighttime scares.

Depending on how old your baby is, your kid could sleep up to 16 hours during the whole day.   Make sure your baby is getting enough sleep at night by enabling him or her to go to bed early.  Adjust the exact bedtime schedule to you and your family's needs, but remember that your baby ought to be asleep shortly after it gets dark outside.

Make Sure Baby Feels Secure and Comfortable

First, try to figure out if anything is seriously wrong.  Although all babies cry at night sometimes, make sure that it isn't for a harmful reason or for a reason that could make your baby uncomfortable during the night.  If there's something that could be fixed and made better, your baby will sleep much more easily at night.  By way of instance, check to be certain that all the bedclothes are not only comfortable but also safe for sleeping in.

A small tag blanket or stuffed animal can help make things a bit more familiar and secure-feeling at night.  Keep these items with you at first for at least a couple of hours in order to transfer your"mom smell" on the thing for even more safety.

For a truly fussy baby who constantly wants mom to be there, try dabbing a little bit of breast milk on a small, soft cloth that you baby can sleep with at night.  Babies like to use their sense of smell to identify people, especially in the first few months of their lives, so make certain your private smell is on something in your baby's crib to be able to make it smell like home.

Maintain a consistent schedule and stick with it.  The best thing you can do for your baby is to put some rules and boundaries that don't change.  Don't keep your baby up late at night with plenty of noise, and do not allow them to stay awake in the living room with you when you relax for the evening.  Once a specific time strikes, maybe 6 or 7 or 8 pm, it's time for baby to start his or her bedtime routine.

Infancy is a difficult time for babies and their sleep patterns, so it's normal to have some issues with it initially.

There should not be some snaps digging into their skin, and it should not cause your baby to become overheated or chilled.  Additionally, be certain that you keep a baby movement monitor under your baby's crib mattress so you can be alerted immediately if your baby stops breathing.

#newborn #babysleep #babycrib #babynapper #packnplay #portableplayard

[kensiedoodle]

Met this kid like three months ago in the womb and look at him now!!!! Wow!!!! Shook!!!! Living!!!!!!!!!!!! #babynapper #ByeImRunningAway #LucasAnthony1WeekOld

#lucasanthony1weekold #babynapper #byeimrunningaway

[biohazrd]

ill be talking to a girl i met on a dating app and they ask me what im doing and im like reading resident evil wiki logs and they're like oh cool i liked 8 :) lady dimitrescu am i right and im like haha yeah i like chris too and they're always shocked and appalled that i like the stone cold babynapper and im just like cmon man...that's chris! my good friend chris. big dumb himbo chris who loves his little sister and punches rocks and eats raw eggs :(

#ITS HAPPENED SO MANY TIMES NOT JUST ON DATING APPS #like u dont know him like i do u dont get our bond...... #they play 7 and 8 and ignore the 10000 other games and theyre like chris bad #like put some respect on his name man hes nice i prommy

[poppy-metal]

Idk i feel like if he wasnt kinda of a babynapper and psychopath then you would go pretty ok with Heisenberg from resident evil😭 -daisy

finally someone i can respect

#ask #princess daisy

[dameronalone]

reminder that the jedi are not evil brainwashing babynappers :)

#pro jedi #star wars

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

@extra-garlic replied to your post “I’m not an evil babysitter would an evil babysitter say follow me nugget”

They could very easily

I do not know if I am evil, though evil babynappers say I am

#evil babynapping

[dangermousie]

Do you think now that Zitan has the throne, he'll be the one to get rid of the empress dowager? Or will it be her back-from-the-dead brother? Also, I am just waiting to see if/how this will be Xiao Qi's breaking point - his friends and men have died because of evil plotting, he's condemned as a traitor after a life of loyal service, and his beloved wife and adopted kids have been taken by his/the nation's mortal enemy. Can't wait to see what happens!

I cheated and peeked at the raws of 53-57 and I don’t think Dowager is dead alas (unless I missed it), though Zitan does make her life unpleasant. I honestly don’t think Zitan has the balls. Daddy Wang the babynapper could totally kill her, heh.

Speaking of babies, I don’t want the baby as the next emperor, I want Xiao Qi to take the throne, as he does in the book. I suppose they could change to show it he’s a guardian to the baby emperor or w/e because I think China doesn’t love stories about its positive protagonists overthrowing governments.

Also due to peeking, it’s official nothing can break Xiao Qi. He’s brought really low (he really looks incredibly down and the dead haunt his thoughts and he literally weeps once over something) but he’s also planning to get control back and save her and just THIS MAN IS AMAZING. If any of the royals had 1/20th of stuff thrown at them than he had, they’d all be gibbering wrecks or six feet under and yet he keeps going.

#asks #cdrama #monarch industry