#at the slightest provocation

[yo9urt]

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#mine #too embarrassed to say this in the main body of a post. #minors dni #having a crush on a coworker is insane for a lot of reasons #but especially the fact that i go to work and i do my little job i do what must be done #and he's also there #and i have to act very normal and do all my tasks #and talk to him like a normal person as if i wouldnt drag him into a secluded area and give him sloppy for an hour #at the slightest provocation #EXCUSE ME ...

[destinyandcoins]

ryan: what would you say if you turned on the tv and saw on the news that sara had robbed a bank?

shane:

#🥰 partnership goals #watcher #mystery files #shane madej #also them ragging on steven and saying he's probably out robbing a bank at that moment 😂 #i love their sibling instinct to rag on steven with literally the slightest provocation #shane and ryan are never more united than when faced with the opportunity to pick on steven

[geddy-leesbian]

cant believe im crying in the club over starcraft in 2022

#i am genuinely crying actual tears rn #get my depo shot next week so my uterus is like #CRY BITCH #at the slightest provocation #once i cried bc i thought we had a frozen spaghetti meal #but i went to make it and we actually didn't #and my hormones were like 😳🥴😨😰no spaghetti 😭😱😢😭😭😭😱

[mylittleredgirl]

when i hear "found family" in relation to an ensemble of fictional characters in media there's two different things that could be happening here.

often it's what i think of as forced family, which is like "i found myself in a situation with these people" but a key part of the trope is that, like most families of origin, they're stuck with each other and can't leave without taking extreme action. voyager's "found family" is a forced family. i'm watching m*a*s*h now and it seems that way too. in both cases there's an outside constraint where you literally cannot escape these people and so grow to love them as a result, often in a codependent or unhealthy way but you are closer to them than you will ever be to anyone who did not share this experience. you would sell some of them to satan for one corn chip but god help any outsider who tries to break you up or even understand the situation. sometimes you get lucky and there's a person or two in there that you would choose to spend every day with regardless of circumstance (but would you really? can you even tell for sure??). but also it's "i will never ever speak to you again as long as i live but i'm really bored so can you give me a ride to the 7-11 first."

meanwhile chosen family is more like star trek the next generation where they are placed in this group at random but there's no hostage element to it. any one of them could request a transfer at any time, but they never will because this community and group of people have become an inseparable part of their identity. in both cases they'd saddle up and risk their lives to save each other forever at any personal cost ("not to me, not if it's you") but forced family also contains the element of "i'll fucking do it but christ alive." not every ensemble fits into one or the other but i think it's fun to distinguish as a concept.

#on fandom #star trek thoughts #i was thinking about all the times when hawkeye and frank are like i would literally murder you at the slightest provocation #but then in that ep where trapper thinks he's leaving he's like are you gonna move out to get away from frank #and hawkeye's like of course not. or the time when they both trick frank into staying at the 4077 for some flimsy reason?? #or when margaret tries to rage quit the 4077 and henry's like lol yeah we all commit psychological warfare on each other #but how could you actually want to leave that?? we're a family margaret hello?? #mashblogging

[girlsdads]

max really said if i had to be trapped somewhere with No other human beings except for Daniel it would be great bc Daniel :)

#maxiel #he offers up this information at even the SLIGHTEST provocation it’s crazyyyy

[unexpectedbrickattack]

shoots him with my furrification beam

#/ #// #/// #//// #///// #peppino #furry #im settling w boar!peppino its just so cute #i didnt draw it but mach 4 speed is just him running on all fours #ZOOMIN #I just think its v fitting #generally a laidback animal that WILL kill at the slightest provocation #there is no such thing as fight or flight; it is ONLY fight and im only programmed to take you down with me if it comes to it <3

[abirddogmoment]

the traumas of being very very small and very very tired and being offered poison (high quality kibble)

#dogblr #rory borealis #sometimes you just have to throw a baby tantrum for no reason #(honestly mood though) #after like 8:30 or 8:40pm she just walks around with her teeth out #ready to throw down at the slightest provocation #its been really fun having a puppy #i legitimately missed this #my face

[fourtyforever]

Charlos gang is really eating well rn. Just the other day it was all about the thigh grab and now we got another sim racing video ahead of china to talk about.

#we stay winning #or more like they stay acting like they want to crawl in each others lap at the slightest provocation #charlos #charles leclerc #carlos sainz

[phoenixmetaphor]

not much of a knight, are you

#my fanart #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #resident evil #knight au #or is it #in any case i didn’t spend years and years drawing the iron man armor over and over again #to NOT put all my blorbos in plate at the slightest provocation #thanks silvercap for just innocently being in my orbit #okay i’m done here #back to failing at ink advent

[glassesmcfancyhair]

Daniel Jackson is always about six seconds and one minor inconvenience away from becoming a super villain.

#stargate sg1 #daniel jackson #he’s so silly #just ready to commit violence at really the slightest provocation #the man is unhinged your honor #I adore him #but he is the least moral of sg1 #just so amoral when it comes right down to it #I love him

[satans-knitwear]

I know I did it to myself, but man oh man it hurts ✨

My links

#Me when i sit like a fukin worm for hours. Forgetting i have a spine that feels many agonies at the slightest provocation. #My gif to you #Satans knitwear #Unzipped corset clip available on OF #Corset top #Gingham print corset #Overbust corset #Alt pinup #Pinup girl

[aphel1on]

- furina using "boku"

- arlecchino being referred to as "father"

4.0 massive nonbinary W

#i know neither of those facts necessarily means anything but i only need the slightest of provocations to activate a nonbinary headcanon #see also zhongli being forever genderfluid 2 me bc of the one offhand mention of him taking the form of a woman #genshin impact #arlecchino #furina #focalors #gender stuff #aphelion.txt #yes i play with the japanese dub what of it

[hearts-hunger]

goodnight boyfriends <33

#so glad my joints are getting fucky again and hurt at the slightest provocation 🫶🏻 #time for bed 😌😌😌 #but i'm so happy to see everybody talking about their shows and thankful i'm going with hannah 🩷 #i love you guys!!! gn 🫶🏻 #maddie's daily danny love post

[thatfanfictionchick]

You're supposed to panic at the disco

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Epel and Leona

Rating: Everyone

Warnings: Panic attack;

Word count: 734

Notes: So yeah @insertsomthinawesome had yet again clobbered me with feels with a Whumptober piece that has languished in my drafts. Enjoy!

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They had a joint lesson with the upperclassmen and Epel just wanted it to be over. Everyone else in his class always got so nervous, especially if it was a day Leona bothered to show up, and it had a way of getting on Epel’s nerves. Maybe it was because he was in the Spelldrive club and knew firsthand that Leona was way more bark, er, roar, than bite, but he got secondhand embarrassment watching the other freshman fall over themselves trying not to do anything that might be considered even slightly offensive.

The delicate melody of breaking glass drew his attention. Michael, another freshman, was clutching his hands to his chest and backing away from Leona with fear etched in every line of his face. It was pitiful, and Epel waited for Leona to say as much, but the words never came. In fact Leona was oddly still and quiet, his unfocused eyes staring at his hands. Epel shoved his lab supplies onto the closest table and moved closer, his concern quickly mounting. “Leona?” he said softly. Leona flinched, a low growl erupting sharply from his throat that made several students nearby scurry away. Epel paused and stared. Leona was trembling from head to foot, his ears pinned back and sweat beading on his forehead. He was still staring, confused and unresponsive, at his shaking hands. “Leona,” Epel took a slow step forward, holding his own hands out palms up. “Look at me?”

Finally he got the housewarden’s attention. Epel gently took one of Leona’s shaking hands in his own. “Can ya come with me?” He led Leona out of the classroom, away from the murmuring crowd, and into the hallway. Fortunately it was easy enough to get Leona to sit on a bench. He was still shaking, his body painfully tense and his breathing rapid. “It’s okay,” Epel said quietly. He kept hold of Leona’s hand. “Ah’ll stay with ya until ya feel better.”

What was the matter with him? Leona didn’t know, and that made him feel all the worse. His heart was pounding so hard. You never really think about your heart beating. You don’t feel it. Except he was feeling it. And he could feel how hard he was clenching his teeth. His back hurt from how tense his muscles were and as the seconds ticked by he realized he was probably holding onto Epel’s hand way too tight but Epel wasn’t complaining.

It seemed to take ages until he was calm enough to take a deep breath, until the roaring in his ears that distorted all the other sounds abated. Suddenly instead of feeling stiff his whole body felt too limp and he tried to shake the fog out of his head. “I don’t know what’s wrong with me,” he muttered. He’d never wanted a nap more in his life than at that moment.

Epel chewed on his bottom lip and responded slowly. “Ah think yer havin’ a panic attack.”

“I’m inclined to agree.” Epel jumped. Leona was one thing, but how he didn’t notice Professor Crewel standing next to them was downright shameful. With a flick of his magic pen Crewel had their labwear replaced with their uniforms before fixing Epel with a sharp look. “Felmier, escort Kingscholar to the nurse’s office.” His gaze slid to Leona and though his eyes may have softened the tiniest bit his voice remained firm. “It is not a request.”

“Sure.” Leona was beyond tired. He was completely drained, an unshakable exhaustion settling into his body. He didn’t have it in him to put up a fight right now, even if he’d wanted to. He got to his feet feeling unsteady but shrugged it off; tails were useful like that. He shoved his hands into his pockets and waited for Epel to stand and lead the way.

“Leona.” As he went to walk by Crewel stopped him with a hand on his shoulder. “The mind is just as important as the body. There’s no shame in taking care of yourself.”

“Right.” Leona mumbled. He knew it was true, but that didn’t disperse the uncomfortable knot in his chest. From up ahead Epel offered him a small smile.

“We’ll get you through this, Leona.” Suddenly Epel’s face split into a wide grin, his eyes bearing a certain country-wild glare. “And ah’ll punch the snot outta anybody who gives ya a hard time!”

#twisted wonderland #twst #whumptober i guess #twst leona #twst epel #Epel has so much moxie I adore him #will throw down with no provocation and I support him #gets the slightest notion that somebody's talkin shit about Leona's panic attacks and 👊💥 #lights out beach #Vil's mad about all the fights until he gets told why and then he's just like 'carry on I see nothing' #maybe Rook is like 'Vil must maintain plausible deniability we tell him nothing'

[three-gnomes-in-a-trench-coat]

Love how Donna set the entire tardis on fire with a lukewarm coffee. I feel like at this point the tardis just likes being on fire.

#doctor who #doctor who spoilers #martin talks #it takes just the slightest provocation to set the tardis on fire. If you so much as tap on it it will explode into flames.

[fisheito]

Resting body temperature headcanons based on pure speculation

#nu carnival #no i didn't put them at their proper heights they are all just existing randomly #yakumo is an icicle because i want him to be i need him to be #but does he technically go in the middle?? bc someone says “endothermic temperature regulation” #and yakumo will respond “who is that” #how can rei and Dante be similar resting temps but one is almost dead and the other has the energy to fight at the slightest provocation #i don't know #none of this is science #maybe Edmond got his baseline down after his desert training lol #something something muscles higher metabolism than fat something differing temperatures something #edmonds fat thighs are the only thing keeping him from heat stroke #kuya needs everything to be a crisp 17.6 degrees Celsius for optimal comfort #i don't even know why quincy is the king Master heat radiator 6000 #i have no evidence #just a feeling #this entire scale was sparked by the lingering idea that yakumo would enjoy using quincy as a personal heater #they started this #as soon as i finished this i started changing my mind on everyone #gOOD THING temperature isn't a forever one time value----- huh---!!!!! #garu reminds me of those tiny dogs u hold and they're just somehow so warm and their lil hearts beat so fast and you're just wondering #how yall keeping cool under all that fur??? i need to get u some watermelons to lie on #yakumo #aster #blade #rei #dante #kuya #edmond #eiden #olivine