A short list of things that happen in a single scene in Guards Guards:
One and a half pages exclusively describing Vetinari, including an entire paragraph about how he looks like he's into some freaky shit but is actually just a boring nerd*
"But he was popular, in a way" hmm yeah can't think why!!! yes I know it's immediately explained why but honestly Terence you can't say these things so close together I'm going to need a lie down
Learn The Words
Vetinari brooding in the rain. Peak Goth.
Vimes and Vetinari having their first shared brain cell moment over the dragon, even though Vetinari is blatantly lying about it like "this is fine :)"
Carrot almost arresting Vetinari for a minor traffic offence and Vimes shitting his pants about it. Oh, Mister Vimes, if only you knew what's in your own future
Anyway I'm going to go insane :) this was supposed to be about all of them but no! nope!!! I'm having a 'goth dad brain rot' relapse and I have zero regrets
*this is an occupational hazard of being a boring goth. ask me how I know.**
**please do Not ask me how I know.
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Bez keeping sixth place with the small sacrifice of like ten people in front of him
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guess I'm just gonna gnaw on the walls until this obsession dissipates since there will most likely never be more Boimler live action content (a tragedy btw, I vote they go somewhere in the live action universe in the next season of Lower Decks just for me thanks)
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TW cuts (not particularly sh, but still cuts)
why tf do cuts on wrists sting so much, bro tf
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why is it that i can ship both naruto and sasuke with pretty much any of the other rookies except for the ones they actually married,,,,,, i wanna like the canon ships ok i do i already like the aesthetic and the potential is there but,,,,,, GAH
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On one hand, I tested and I don't have covid.
On the other hand, I got my ass utterly kicked this week due to fucking ALLERGIES. Holy shit. I'm typing this while sprawled like a faint Victorian maiden. I've accomplished nothing but naps and coughing today. All because the weather shifted and it decided to pour all week.
I'm done with coughing. I would like to Do Stuff now.
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I know I said that if TLOU HBO won Emmys, I'd start committing crimes (probably arson), but the only awards it got were for things like make up and sound design, which are the only parts of the show that were any good. So I'll let it slide.
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spoiler for veluriyam mirage event things utc
(aka oops i forgot i have these saved when i spent the day before yesterday exploring the whole domain)
sir i'm gonna need you to elaborate more on that 5k words of praise for our lord and savior morax also would you like a membership to the zhongli (feral) mutts association-
changing my status to this
i feel very called out
"idyia stop being relatable challenge" failed
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We'll always have her... (Captain America: The Winter Soldier [2014 - dir. by the Russos])...there's that
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feeling upset about taika turning out to be a complete cunt when i liked so much of his work
remembering i never watched any of it legally so he didn't get a single dime out of me 👍
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i can't get used to it. haven't even seen the stage plays but i know what stage ichiro looks like i know what stage samatoki looks like this is not them. it's too soon
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