#at least his momma is there

[quinnylouhughesx43]

Jim Hughes is in Ostrava to watch Luke play. Which means Jim will also miss Jack’s birthday. 🥺

#Jack Hughes #jack’s birthday #Luke Hughes #Jim Hughes #hughes brothers #nj devils #bless his heart #at least his momma is there

[yaralulu]

Tell me why when rhys visited the spring court for the first time in acotar he mentioned the lady of autumn THREE TIMES to try and taunt lucien. Bringing her up more than once in a span of like four minutes was already insane but it doesn’t even stop there because he continues to do it in acomaf.Stop dragging his momma into this and leave the poor woman alone what’s wrong with you 😭.

#at least his momma is alive 💆 #actually so bold coming from someone with no mom #beefing with LoA and for what #lucien vanserra #pro lucien vanserra #anti rhysand #rhysand critical #lady of autumn #acotar #a court of thorns and roses

[uzumaki-rebellion]

How are you a dude making a diss track to a woman? Lol. You were begging to come back by writing her love poems, but when she peeped you were really the ops, you have the audacity to do a 180 by putting out an incels greatest bullet points...and can't even keep up with the wack ass beat. This ninja said "Megan thee person" on a soundcloud beat. Meanwhile Meg out here paying you dust like:

#At least come with some fire beats and some flow #Like how are you rapping sad boy songs to your ex when you have a new baddie? #Run Twinkle run! #Negro she was fucking men and women before you were a couple just like you #He in his feelings and probably texting her while she's at his momma's house right now #Lipo where? Meg been had body looking fine since she entered the game and the gym been her 2nd home #Like seriously you can have your say but at least make it worthy #You fumbled dassit

[webshood]

headcanon that Jason Todd has indigenous/native heritage from Willis side, but nobody ever addresses his ethnicity bc Willis never cared about it and Faye Gunn used a 1900's phone agenda to name all the kids under her care, Willis was the name of a pizza place and Todd was their milkman's name.

Roy: So Jason I've never really asked about it, but from which ethnic group are you from? Like I know ur native, but ya never talk about it.

Jason Todd, 21 years old native man who just realized that apparently he's native: Park Row?

#jason todd #dc comics #red hood #jason growing up and everyone assuming he's just Gotham racially ambiguous #but as soon as he hits puberty and let's his hair grow a little he's a proper native boy #before anyone starts with the 'he's white!!' know that idrc and he's canonically racially ambiguous #at least ambiguous enough they thought Lady Shiva was his momma

[a-stars-art-blog]

Kakyoin drinks his respecting women juice UNLIKE SOMEONE

Yes that airplane scene where Kakyoin catches the girls JOTARO PUSHED and APOLOGIZED FOR HIM is where Kakyoin officially became my favorite.

#jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #Jotaro Kujo #Kakyoin Noriaki #jojo part 3 #comic #yes I am reposting this #seeing if not posting this at midnight will help #idk #I like this one too much for it too flop #thank #anyways everyone say thank you to Kakyoin #for not being RUDE #his bestie though.... #well at least he loves his momma

[astridthevalkyrie]

everything you see ab being the oldest daughter is true btw why am i the family therapist AND punching bag smh

long ass depressing rant in the tags srry i got a wee bit emotional

#my dad has something going on where there's a ringing in his ear my mom has tendonitis and neck pain now #and i feel for both of them i'm goin to cvs to get the meds giving my mom massages every night talking to my dad to distract him #they're both going to the correct doctors #but just throwing it out there i have had tendonitis and chronic upper back pain for 5-6 years and no one gave a shit most i've gotten is #jokes that i'm faking it #i'm in physical therapy for my back NOW but that's bc i finally crawled out of the depression long enough to do it myself #which is fine whatever i'm 22 i should be the one making my own appointments and it'd be weird if i wasn't #but when i was 16 or 17??? #being hospitalized for STRESS HEADACHES at 14 too??? #who gets hospitalized for that shit and how were my parents not concerned that i at the age of 14 was #so stressed out that my head was pounding all the time #and bc i'm the third parent who has to be the only emotional safe space #i don't say anything if my sisters are rude to me bc at least they feel safe enough around me to be rude to me #i have to listen to everyone and their momma's problems #i'm in law school!!! i do not need this i'm anxious all the time!!! #and if i'm not anxious i'm depressed!!! #my therapist point blank tells me shit like 'you're incredibly lonely' or 'you have way too much on your shoulders' and it makes me CRY #the most basic fucking observations that i KNOW but hearing someone else acknowledge it and not berate me fucking sends me into TEARS #i get messages from online friends here like 'hey i saw your post you don't deserve that' i physically cannot keep my eyes dry!! #every time i have any interaction ever i am at least a little uncomfortable bc i am always trying so hard to make sure i come off as kind #and not awkward or mean #i feel like everyone around me was given some kind of how to manual on life that i wasn't #and i KNOW this is not unique tons and tons of people feel like this #i know this is the depression and the anxiety and the possible autism i'm well aware #but then every couple of days my mom gets the brilliant idea to tell me i'm rude or lazy or whatever and i lose my shit #i just wanna sleep and write fanfics in the nicest way possible i hate everyone #i will try my best to not be mean to anyone bc no one deserves it but i am angry and i am constantly feeling the hurt of my inner child #my MOTHER threw a hardcover book at my HEAD when i was ten bc i had been reading and hid the book under the pillow #what the actual fuck???? #my dad's response to any and everything is to deal with it

[brattylikestoeat]

Two women social media influencer have come out to say that men begged them for a child. Only for that same man to dog them as soon as the pee dried on the pregnancy test.

Both of these men have babymommas that they treated horrible before, publicly. 🚩

Neither of these men talked about long term commitment. Does marriage stop you from getting dogged out? No but it should still be in the conversation. 🚩

Both of these women are older than 25 so I have zero grace for them. These aren’t fresh outta high school young ladies. These women thought they were better than the last baby momma and found out otherwise.

I want us as a group, people that can have kids, to do better with our womb. We need to make better choices. I want that to be the lesson. Men aren’t going to change, you have to control who has access to your body and womb.

#then both hopped online to drag the men #um girl we knew he was shit #NLE shot at his first baby momma #SHOT! he didn’t hit her but still tho #Gibbs has at least 3 BMs?? 3! #like bffr #bratty lessons #brattylikestoeat #my post

[timothylawrence]

sorry it turns out hcing your fave fictional white dude as nonwhite makes you go crazy a lil

#ewbie.txt #govt ordered shutting down rhys posting for the forseeable future (at least attempting to) #IM SORRY HIS NOSE JOB JUST SECURED HIS LEBANESE-NESS TO ME !! #tbf he has tanner skin brown hair and brown eyes and hes a momma's boy like that is an arab man. im sorry its the truth #me when i post abt things i like on my own personal blog: GOLLY GEE WILL YOU STOP BEING SO EMBARRASSING & ANNOYING!! #sorry to evryone invested in rhys nosejob saga...

[ryryryryryryryryry]

Things I love about being a mom: everything (she makes it really easy)

Things I don’t love about being a mom: swim lessons where you have to be in the pool

#we didn’t sign up for this session cause we’ve done the last three and momma needs a break #but C and his fiancée apparently bring her to the pond in the summer (he’s pathological so sometimes I think he just says things to make #himself look like a good dad) #so if they’re bringing her to any body of water and the way she RUNS for the water no matter the weather or temp of the water #I just wanna make sure girly can swim #or at least float if worse comes to worse

[mutalieju]

I think the real winner of Succession is Rhea, for looking at Logan and that shitshow and walking away, but as far as the Roy kids go, after S4E3 I am calling it now, Connor is the winner of the 'least psychologically damaged by their father's abuse' award.

#succession #a big win for the conheads #the thing with his mom is horrible but it feels like she was at least a positive influence in his life #connor was momma's boy and that's why logan didn't want him

[bo0zey]

me, afraid to develop a benzo addiction so doesn’t take any of my prescribed clonazepam for >1yr : eek!!😨😰no thx!!😓😓

me, 1 year of worsening escapist behavior + 6.5mg klonopin later: now THIS is the shit im talkin bout😎😎🤤🤤

#IM NOT CONDONING DRUG ABUSE PLSSS TAKE UR PRESCRIPTIONS AS PRESCRIBED!! #benzodiazepines are only rlly addictive if the person starts abusing them. not if ur taking them as prescribed #also i can’t just keep doing this on the regular degular ok this was a blip in the simulation #i just had an awful spiraling start to my day at 6am and just wanted to sleep away the pain of realizing i’ll never have my mom again #everything i wanted someone to feel abt me everything i wanted them to say that they love me that they’re proud that they’re going to miss #i was so desperate to be comforted i even left my room and went up to my dad before he left for work and he didn’t even notice the tears #then the waterworks started and my dad finally hugged me against his chest #i felt so small like a child 22 year old me jsut wanted to be comforted by her dad like #like a child all over again #but ik i had to get it together i couldn’t be a child forever so i let go #i went back to my room n i couldn’t qualm the sobbing abandoned child within i couldn’t give her her mom back #all i could do to make this anxiety this pain this desire to see her again right now now now. #all i could do was take my anxiolytic and hope it put me to sleep. just for a little while #i only wanted to sleep for just a little while until the storm passed and i woke up n forgot what it feels like to miss my momma #she wrote her last letter to me and i spiraled at her words #‘i’m really going to miss YOU’ as i tell myself over and over i don’t rlly miss her i’m numb to her absence #‘ our coffee dates. car rides. shopping’ i don’t remember any of those things not clearly at least #’sitting in the couch together holding your hand while running my fingers through all that hair of yours’ #that’s all i want . someone to run their fingers through my hair. but she’s not here anymore no one wants to love me like she did #‘you know your self worth like i taught you when you were just an itty bitty little baby’ #how would she feel now if she knew my self worth was 0 it’s nothing i’m worthless i’m alive to be used n abused i’m not worth anythin #not worth anything good #i always thought she was my best friend. in her letter she said i was her best friend .i always thought my feelings were one sided. but no #she said she’d look at me and it was like looking into a mirror #now when i look into a mirror i don’t recognize the reflection they’re a stranger to me #was she my mirror too??? and now that she’s gone i don’t know who i am anymore???? #if she’s gone i might as well be gone too #these awful thoughts needed to stop i needed to sleep so i took 12x the amt im supposed to #it’s not gonna happen again. but i won’t lie it was nice while it lasted #ramblings

[love-fireflysong]

Finally on the bus back home (like 2 days late cause I'm a moron oops) and while I am so fucking happy to NOT be living in Saskatchewan anymore, I do have to admit how pretty (and flat lbr) the province is lol.

Like look at this shit! I can see for fucking MILES baby!

#That was the joke growing up here lol #Welcome to saskatchewan: the province where you can watch your dog runaway for three straight days #We have literally no topography here its hilarious #But god i cannot wait to be home though #Even if its gonna only be for a few hours cause i have to work tonight :/ #At least my cat will be happy im finally home lol #My roomie texted to let me know that she'd often hear him crying in my room for me the last few days #I clearly never leave my house for long periods of time and now my son misses his momma #And thats understandable cause i missed him a whole lot too

[lanegritaalma]

Izuku mom was playin bc had EYE come back home and found my baby bruised and burned, oh, I’d have torn the whole school system a new ass. I’m talkin no body gets pension, no salaries, I’m fucking up everybody day until my last dying breath bc how fucking dare you coward ass bitches

#lucky draft no.162 #my hero academia hasn’t some fucked up tropes #the way they punked his momma out was down right triflin #MY mother would have eaten every weak ass teacher student and administrator alive #I mean the absolute destruction and havoc she can do with a LOOK is what I’d have done in MHa #im just saying yo momma can’t be a punk AND. a crybaby #she could at least be an assertive ass crybaby #like mwah 😉 but I digress #Izuku would not have gotten bullied like he did with me #no no no my son will NOT be No in the trenches last legs underdog that folks can piggyback off of

[therxtking]

Hey, if you're bored you can start mental projecting again. Maybe Khorne will come back and snatch your waist like he did Skarbs.

He sighs softly. He does speak in his mind, since he still can't talk. "Who needs him? He's not my lord... Sure rage is fun and distracting... But there are nicer things..."

He holds the broken top of one of his bottles, blown into the shape of a rose and tinged a soft quartz pink. Turning it idly in his hand with a lazy smile.

#My momma may be wrath incarnate but #have you tried #soft? #*Bro is forever tainted by his mothers vice. It literally infected him spending so much time with her and bonding. #So he do have a near constant at LEAST simmering of rage and bloodlust inside #but now it's just gently glowing smoke. He's feeling light and whimsy. Maybe a little... romancey. #gordon #king gordon #answered #asks

[imsorryimlate]

Intermezzo (1936)

#when your husband is absent but at least your son is a momma’s boy and willing to take his place #intermezzo #intermezzo 1936 #inga tidblad #hasse ekman #gustaf molander #swedish cinema #for all the mom-son fans out there 😇🫶🏼 #also i just did the subtitles and translation real quick so it’s not like. official

[sugurizz]

𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐬, 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐬, 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐬 ✧ Feat. JJK MEN

𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 ── Jjk Men in their -real- Daddy era. (Am I secretly having a baby fever LMAOO)

𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 ── fluffy stuff, pure wholesomeness and affectionate dads.

𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐓𝐨𝐣𝐢

It's safe to say that sometimes you're raising two babies - only one of them is a big buff pouty one.

Daddy Toji sneaks to the kitchen in the middle of the night, leaving you both sleeping in your shared bedroom and then slowly closes the door. He promised himself he'd only take one *unnoticeable* spoon of your newborn's baby formula but ends up stuffing his face with the forbidden powder in the heat of the moment. He tries his best to hide his tracks by shoving the tin somewhere far in the cupboard.

He *oddly* always makes sure to be the one preparing his baby's bottle the next day - 'Oh darling, don'tcha move a muscle...I'll be right back with our baby's breakfast!'

You smile and raise a brow, already suspecting something. Daddy Toji is not much of a morning person. much less when it comes to baby chores...

𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮

Gojo is always there whenever you change your baby's diaper. He keeps laughing and giggling like a 6 year old, curiously learning from his baby momma how to take care of his little child. His sky blue eyes are staring at your skilled hands, handling your precious little one with infinte care. He keeps smiling in awe, chuckling every time your baby farts and making the funniest faces just to make them giggle.

He takes a million pictures of his baby every day; we're talking his whole camera roll is just his baby's face, cutesy hands, tiny feet, smiling, eating, sleeping on daddy's chest, drooling on his shoulder...the list never ends.

His baby looks so smol when he holds it in his huge hands. He has to bend all the way down just so he could pick them up cause obviously my dude is the tallest man ever.

𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐍𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢

He'd take full care of your newborn just to see you rest and relax. He told you to teach him everything he needs to know so that he'd be perfectly fit for his new -and best ever- occupation; your baby father. He's got however only one pet peeve; getting his little one to burp after feeding them.

The reason? He was doing it once, holding the baby while gently patting its back...until he suddenly felt a warm liquid slithering down his shirt - the expensive one you dearly gifted him on your wedding anniversary- and to his surprise it was none other than his little one's vomit dripping down his shoulder...

Now he makes sure you hold a napkin behind him whenever he does it.

𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐆𝐞𝐭𝐨

He's by far the chillest Daddy EVER. Carries his little one whenever he goes. Gets super jealous when your baby starts calling for you, or wants you to hold them instead of him. He's determined to make them say 'daddy' first, but deep down knows it'd melt his heart when he sees the little version of him utter mommy's name for the first time.

Staying awake at night putting his baby to sleep just so you can get your full nightly rest is something he'd never miss out on. He hates seeing you tired or sleepy and puts both of your needs before anything else.

Daddy Geto is always calm and smiley, no matter how much mess his baby makes or how long it'd take for him to clean it up - sometimes makes you seriously wonder how he manages to be so damn chill all the time.

𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚

For a husband twice your size with four arms and eyes he sure should take most care of your little offspring - He does tbf - His baby is always laying somewhere on his body or at least near him; sleeping against his chest, nibbling on his thumb, drooling on the side of his shoulder or sitting on his huge lap.

He's got a 6th sense whenever it comes to his baby being hungry, thirsty, sleepy or needing anything at all. Instantly knows the reason why his little one is crying and most of the time is very quick to make them happy again.

Absolutely hates poopie smell and calls them a brat whenever he senses their diaper getting heavier. 'Aggh you little runt!' You can't help laughing at him getting overwhelmed with such a tiny thing and start teasing him over it.

𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐘𝐮𝐮𝐭𝐚

There's nothing that Yuuta loves more than children. He has always wanted to have kids and couldn't wait to create his very first and own one with you. He's in LOVE with seeing you taking care of them; almost admiring every move and every word you say. He smiles like an idiot whenever he sees you holding your baby, breastfeeding them, playing with them or even laying next to them.

His favorite game is to hide somewhere in the house and let his little one look for him. He does it so suddenly and quickly, leaving them puzzled with big round eyes - comes out of his hideaway when they start sobbing and laughs at their little red nose and pouty cheeks.

'Aww why is my little cupcake cryiiing?...Daddy's right here!'

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