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icecoolcryodude · 2 years

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“A document… for me?”

(You confess to Tighnari)

notes : thank you to @thefavchilde for dealing with my shit and watching me start up this side blog ur the best <3 (gn!reader)

The warm summer breeze trails through the retreat as you and Tighnari sit together. It’s the middle of July and you and Tighnari stay up late to help him get through some more research.

“I can’t believe you’re still on this.” You comment, playfully rolling your eyes as the fennec looks back at you with an almost offended look. “Aren’t you the one with insomnia?” He comments back with a glare, smirking as you lose your train of thought.

“That’s what I thought.” He comments back, going back to his research as you flush, looking away from him for a moment before saying, “this is why you get no bitches” he pauses for a moment, blinking before turning back to you, confused. “What?” “You’ll understand when you’re older.” You quickly comment, snickering as you laugh at how confused he looks. He just sighs, saying, “I know what ‘getting bitches’ means, I just… why is that the first point you make? you don’t have a partner either, you know.”

You stare back at him, almost offended before smiling and flushing, saying, “well that’s because I’m waiting for a chance.”

“A chance at what?”

“A chance to finally confess, dumbass.” You sigh, leaning into the palm of your hand as you continue. “I’ve never found a good moment so… I just. yeah, you get it.” He stares at you, ears twitching for a moment before he stops and blinks, shaking his head as he then says, “well, maybe you should just go for it.” He then smiles, chuckling as he sarcastically says, “document it too, I suppose. Since that’s how you deal with everything.” You huff, cross your arms as you say, “heyy that was once!” He simply nods, enjoying your pout as he continues with his work.

The next day you come back to the ranger’s retreat, sighing softly as you look at the paper in your hand. Was this really the way you wanted to do this? You ended up going home and then making a fancy document with all sorts if glitter glue, fancy magazine paper and anything else you could grab that read “be my partner in crime (boyfriend)” with your name signed. You sigh softly before entering his office again, swallowing thickly as you look to him.

“Y/N! Oh, hey I was just about to-“ he pauses, watching you nervously fidget with the paper behind your back. “Is… something the matter?” He asks before you slam the paper down on his desk, covering your face as he reads. He then blushes, staring at you before… you hear the soft scratch of the pen on the document, the way his breath tenses for a moment before quietly mumbling something, the way he sits there so still it’s almost as if no one was there at all. You uncover your eyes to find the document signed with a blushing Tighnari behind it, looking to you before saying, “all of your taunts… all of the waiting. it should’ve made sense.”

You blink away tears as you then hug him, accidentally making him fall to the floor as you yell, “You’re my boyfriend!!” He laughs, his hands finding solice in your waist as he smiles, “yaaayyyy…” with a small smile coating his lips as you both relax j to eachothers arms, at least for a moment.

#tighnari #genshin impact #tighnari x reader #my brain could not get this out #so this is what yall get #enjoy <3 #genshin x reader

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meinmyanxietyattack · 2 months

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Daily Devo (D1)

John 3:16

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."

The scripture said that God loved us and He wants us to be free of any sins because it could lead us to death. The fact the He told Jesus Christ to go on Earth and live with us is I think the most loving act that God do for us. In the Parable of the Tenants, Jesus talks about the giving us so many chances. Chances to improve our daily living. I think every waking day really proves us that it is another chance to give God the fruits of our existence on Earth. What is our output for the day? What is the output of the day that we can give to God for today? The fact the vineyard owner let his son go to the vineyard is also same as God giving Jesus to Earth to guide us on how to become fruitful while we live.

I want to be fruitful too. Everyday, lagi na lang ako nagcocomplain na kesyo wala akong purpose, di ko alam ang track ko, without thinking na kelangan ba yung purpose big agad? Pede naman magkaroon ako ng purpose na at least magbigay ng maliliit na bagay for Jesus, for God everyday. I think I should start thinking this way, ano bang ita-try ko i-achieve today para at the end of the day masabi ko kay Lord na, "this is my report Lord, at ito po ang naging output ko".

Papa Jesus, help me to be fruitful everyday too. Kahit konte lang po, may magawa naman akong output na makakapag-glorify pa sa Inyo. Please help me be fruitful daily, para at least yun yung malinaw na purpose ko sa araw araw kahit di ko pa alam yung big purpose ko talaga. Please also help me with my devotional journey too, Lord. I want to be close to You again. Help me to be consistent. Kayo na po ang bahala sa akin. I don't know kung san ko po ba ipapasok sa devo ko yung prayer requests pero pede po ba dito na lang sa baba? I-bubullets ko na lang. Hehe.

1. Praying for healing sa ubo ko po ngayon.

> I am healed at hindi na ako inuubo bukas. Yaaayyyy!! <3

2. Praying for consistency sa devo journey ko na 'to.

> I did my devo again bukas! :)

3. Praying for healing sa reproductive issues ko.

> I'm finally getting my monthly period consistently starting this month!!! <3333

4. Praying for our first pregnancy

> I am a healthy pregnant woman now! :'>

Thank you Lord!!! Promise, I'll take care of her!!! <3

5. Praying for my husband, and family's health and safety.

> My husband and family are always safe and healthy <3 Thank you Lord!!!

And above all, I'm praying that I will be of great help to You, Lord. Sorry If my devo is quite magulo pa. But I'm positive na mag iimprove pa po ako. Sorry po sa singit na prayer requests. hehe. At the end of my prayers will still be "Your Will be done, Lord".

Thank you, Papa Jesus.

Amen.

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arandomaquarius · 4 months

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got officially diagnosed with PTSD I’m feeling greeaattttt yaaayyyy /sar

but yeah at least I’m getting medication to take when I have episodes. Hopefully school won’t take it away bc I don’t have a note cause my psychiatrist didn’t think it was necessary as long as they could identify the medication as mine and it was properly labelled when I have it on me. But if I get suspended for it istg I’ll go to a different school entirely bc this is going to be my lifeline

glad that we addressed the fact that despite the abuse not being physical anymore it is still verbal and it’s perfectly acceptable when I “back talk” (as my beloved brother put it) and stand up for myself :)

….Happy Holidays y’all

#arandomaquarius #vent post #tw family #tw ptsd #tw mental health #tw abuse #tw medication

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valcat--online · 4 months

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me and lewis went into asbestos yesterday to do a mix down together. I knew going in that if it went well I'd ask him to mix down the whole album. aaand it went so well! really lovely! I could say things like "this bit needs to sound like melting ice cream" and "this is a square track" and he just got it, heard what I heard, and can actually make a backing vox sound like melting ice cream. yaaayyyy!

It was also great that we worked on the track we did. I showed him three tunes that are kind of quintessential pixel dust and he chose PLUCK! which was one of the first ones finished and least often revisited. It was so nice to hear it go from a lot of potential to a real breathing, singing, purring tune.

now onto the rest of the album!

#valcat diary #music producer #singer #songwriter #valcat

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frogsandfries · 2 years

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WebToon is going to be a pain

They want an individual thumbnail for each chapter or page or installment. It took way too long to get the book images resized to the exacting specifications. They want any images I want in a chapter just so. I guess I could try to make a page template that's one by, I dunno, probably ten frames. Then I have to come up with title/chapter names.......hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

This better be worth it, but honestly, I think I'm going to hold off till the weekend to wrestle with this website because between the cat sleeping on top of the blanket on top of my legs so I can't turn over in my sleep and then me wanting to disturb her as little as possible, and then add that my job is so boring it actually makes me tired....... I'm a fucking zombie, man........

I'm honestly probably going to try to get everything ready to go live, before I put anything in the queue. This isn't anything like sharing the frames on Tumblr or WordPress. I need to get my chapter thumbnails ready, I need to get my strips ready, I need to choose a day and time to upload.

I worry a little that I should have stuck to my guns about the size that the frames are meant to be in the book........I wonder if I should add things to the strips for WebToon or if I should leave it more of a frame by frame. Now I'm worried that long-scroll isn't the right format..........but the potential reach on a comic-specific platform......... that's way too good to pass up........ And I can definitely post every week for a couple of months, that will give me tons of visibility right up front. I'll definitely have at least fifteen ten-frame posts to start with, so if we do like four to eight posts in consecutive weeks, that brings us to like, April? That's another two months to work on issue two artwork. I still have seven or eight more strips to post every other week, which will buy about four months. I estimate that in maybe nine or so months, I should have most of issue two art done. Yeah, I'll definitely be fine. I didn't really even think of WebToon as a viable option for my comic, so I'll just let it kind of spool out for a bit. Y'know, whenever I get started on it.

After a while, I probably am going to have to drop down to one a month, but I'm going to take advantage of the material I already have to get some good visibility.

But yeah, fighting WebToon while I'm absolutely zombified is just not going to work.

I'm also going to have a bunch of frames needing shading this weekend and I keep talking about updating my queue on WordPress. I hate queuing on WordPress, which is why I avoid it which only leads to me hating it more....yaaayyyy...... Ugh.

But WordPress is doing me good. If I'm consistent on WordPress, the graphs only go up.

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fallenrepublick · 4 years

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Armor

A/N: Alright dudes instead of a headcanon today you get a new fic. Yaaayyyy... It’s with a dominant reader so all you tops out there can rejoice! Is it well written? No. Did I write this because I know you people are thirsty 24/7? Yes. Have fun or whatever

Warnings: Oral/fingering, blood?, Maul’s a bottom here so... sorry?, it’s not fluffy either, is kneeling in general a kink? I think it is

He had commissioned a new set of Mandalorian armor for you. A dark, ominous red painted the shields on your arms and legs. Black markings traced down the middles and sides, mirroring those on the body of your lover. At first glance, the piece seemed to blend you into the other members of Death Watch, albeit newer and most likely even stronger than theirs. However, further investigation showed golden accents on the edges, lining each piece of armor as a reminder to those around you of your supposed royal status now. Your helmet was no less extravagant. Detailed paint covered the face as well, with a tinted black eyepiece hiding your features. Before each battle, when you walked through the army of Mandalorians who had pledged their allegiance to Maul, and by extension to you, voices went silent. All heads turned to you in preparation for what was to come.

Maul had fought you at first about it, saying that allowing you into battle was absolutely out of the question. The thought, the risk that went into even considering anything happening to you was enough to rock him to his core. And yet, with persistent enough coddling and a painful amount of reassurance that you’d lead from behind, he relented and had a new set of armor created specifically for you, also insisting that he let everyone know that you getting hurt would result in everyone’s punishment.

But that set currently sat on the top of a dresser to the right of your alcove. The sun was setting on the city and enough clouds were rolling in on the horizon to merit concern over a potential storm. It was later than Maul said he’d be back and frequent glances at your new armor sent thoughts of seeking him out passing through your mind. A soft tremble in the atmosphere could be heard in the distance.

The door slid open to reveal your Zabrak, posture indicating a tense and frustrating meeting with the other Syndicate lords. He walked like a predator seeking out his prey for the day. Had you not known any better, you might have been concerned. Yet even as he stalked toward you, you barely turned, hoping maybe the silent treatment would make him feel guilty for leaving you behind.

“My Starlight,” he practically whispered, seating himself on the edge of your navy window cushion. You didn’t turn to him.

“You left me.” Your head remained turned out the window, hiding a scowl wiped across your face.

“I know, I didn’t mean-”

“I just don’t understand why I can’t stand by you. I mean,” you gestured towards the dresser. “You make it seem like I’m here ruling with you, but when it matters, and I mean really matters, I’m stuck in this room like a pet waiting for you to come back for me and tell me I can do something.”

Maul didn’t move, breath shaking and eyes scanning your face for a hint of what to say. If even possible, his voice went quieter. “Darling, these men are… criminals to say the least. If anything were to go wrong and their allegiance changes, then-”

“Then they’ll know who’s hunting them. That’s what you were going to say, right?” You stared, testing and daring him to bite back.

“That depends on whether or not they’re hunting you.”

“Yeah. Wouldn’t that be something,” you scoffed, shaking your head slightly at the thought. He tried to reach over to hold your hand, but you yanked it away, snapping around to face him. “I’m not as weak as you think I am, you know. If you want me to be some sort of trophy wife, just tell me, but I’m not going to pretend like I’m doing anything that matters.”

“That is not,” he growled back, leaning closer towards you, “What you are. You are my queen, Starlight, with just as much power as I, if not more.”

“Yeah sure. Bow to me like one and then maybe we’ll talk.”

A smile tugged on Maul’s lips. His hand traveled slowly across the soft fabric of the cushion, landing on the backs of your calves, moving up to your thighs. Warm fingers made paths across your skin as you struggled to keep a straight face. He pushed himself in front of you, one of his mechanical legs kneeling between your own, the gentle traces turning into a firm grip.

“So that’s what you want?” His voice was a low rumble, lips dangerously close to your inner thighs. “You want to be worshiped?”

His horns brushed against you, moving further up, pressing you to answer his questions. Your head turned back to the window a moment, contemplating. The clouds had rolled in fully, thunder shaking the glass panels and strikes of lightning painting pictures of electricity in the distance. Your breath slowed and you faced him again, amber eyes glowing in the coming darkness, awaiting your command.

“Yes.”

He slid you down closer to him, leaving you on your back entirely. His hands moved up, spreading your legs further apart for him to gain access to, planting lazy kisses along your inner thigh. He traced bites up and down your leg, marking every inch of bare skin he could find. You held in any sounds of pleasure or desire that might have come from you on any other day, wishing to deprive him of any knowledge of what you wanted. One of your hands pressed up against the wall behind you, leaving you wishing for something to hold on to.

“Then, my queen,” He moved up, tugging at the seams of your already soaked underwear. “I will do as you command.”

Maul’s fingers went to work, pressing against your folds and moving further into you, curling as they moved. Your hand found his horns, gripping them and pressing him up against you, eliciting a growl from the back of his throat. You knew what he was doing and you knew the consequences that came with it, yet the anticipation pulled your legs in tight enough to draw blood against the horns on the sides of his head, dripping down and mixing with saliva and the juices already dripping down the sides of your legs.

His tongue slid in, stroking the inside hastily and desperately. Every movement he made sent shivers down your spine, stars dotting your peripherals and an overwhelming awareness of every place he touched taking hold of your mind. You couldn’t hold it back any longer as your gasps and moans escaped your throat, only causing him to want you more. His thumb rubbed your clit, causing your thighs to tighten around him and your legs to curl around his shoulders.

“Faster. Go faster,” you managed to call out louder than you had meant to. In your head, you knew that people could hear, knew that the walls of the palace were not nearly thick enough to contain your moans and commands. Yet, as it stood, you wanted them to hear it.

As if a switch had been flicked, the Zabrak obeyed almost immediately, adding yet another finger inside of you and setting the pace from that of a heartbeat to a race fast enough to make you crumble. The added pressure pushed you to your limit, back arching and cries of his name resounding off of the metal walls. The vibrations of his gentle purrs against you shook you to your core, a painful juxtaposition to his less-than-gentle movement otherwise, and you bucked your hips against him, forcing the sensations to only deepen.

The nipping and biting became more frequent, Maul sensing how close you were, the knot in your stomach becoming more and more difficult to contain. The control he gave you was like a drug. On any normal occasion, you’d be under him, begging, pleading for your release, and it was only after he told you to, that you came. But here, as desperate as you were, no commands or orders were uttered from your lover. He only worked as directed, as if driven entirely by your desire. Electricity shot through your vision when you came, a cry reverberating through the room as you soaked him in your cum. He took no time in relishing your taste, licking a sucking until there was nothing left.

Your breath still rushed, your heartbeat faster than ever. Maul rested his head on your knee.

“My queen,” he gasped, visibly exhausted as well. “Did I please you?”

You smiled at him, sliding your legs off of the cushion. Standing up, you took one of his hands, urging him to follow you.

“You did,” you hummed, looking back at him. Once he was standing, you placed your hand on his shoulder, pushing him down onto his knees. His eyes gazed at you, confused, yet obedient, as a pet does waiting for a treat from their master. You pressed your foot on top of his thigh, a hand lifting to stroke the tattoos on his cheek lightly. “But that does not mean we’re finished yet.”

#darth maul #darth maul x you #darth maul x reader #star wars x you #star wars x reader #look i like writing angst better do you see the shit i put up with for you people

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dangan-happy · 3 years

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KAME-HAME-FORGET ABOUT IT!

To anybody from any of the main 3 games(or UDG) who wants to awnser this ig(y'all can call me Engine btw)

I found out my crush is dating a chick on Discord. Now, I'm happy for them, don't get me wrong, but it still hurts, y'know?

So I wrote this when I found out to vent, so here I guess, also, could I have a hug? Btw sorry the weird poem song thingy sucks

Fantasies of love

Happiness and life

But it's crumbled

I loved you

But it's gone

I can't deal with it

The one chance I had is gone

You love someone else

You two are cute

No doubt about it

But we weren't meant to be

And that hurts me

I wish my heart would let me be

Why does it hurt me to see

You loving someone who's not me?

Why is my heart aching

For you and me

Why can't you love me

Why can't you just love me?

Ooh

Why can't you just love me?

Uwwaahhh, a situation involving heartbreak; not a good one at all. I’m glad that you’re at least happy for them and not completely on the negative emotional side of things, but still, you have every right to feel hurt by this. Seeing someone you loved get together with someone else is always such a sad bummer. As a teacher, I don’t partake in the doki-doki heartbeat love scene myself, but I do watch some animes where the protag sees their love interest get together with someone else. And even then, that brings tears to my eyes, so believe me when I say that your pain from this is painful for me to see, my anonymous student...

Writing is more of Toko’s and Hifumi’s gig, but I like what you wrote! It’s nice and simple, but good! I give it a solid 100%, which is a even more solid A+! Yayyyy for good grades! Writing something like a vent poem, song, or story is a good way to cope anyway. It’s better than doing nothing and bottling it all up, y’know? So take some pride in writing this.

Oh, and I would just love to give you a hug, my anonymous student! I’ll give you a super duper soft, warm, squishy hug. Yaaayyyy, it’s officially hugging time!

#danganronpa #danganronpa roleplay blog #ask #monomi #mod hajime

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thewhizzyhead · 4 years

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okay so HELLO FILIPINO SIDE OF TUMBLR HOW ARE WE ALL DOING TODAY? HOPE WE'RE STILL SOMEWHAT ALIVE CAUSE the Anti-Terrorism Law will take effect by midnight, July 18, 2020. And uhm yup it's a pretty shitty situation sooo I hope you all have vpns installed and everything haha make extra sure that all your accounts are protected and if you wanna go the extra mile, feel free to hide your political posts.

But because I'm a reckless shithead with no concern for personal safety whatsoever, I won't be hiding my political posts YAAAYYYY this account, granted as long as my will to live and my ability to process absolute shit are above the 51% threshold and as long as my physical, mental and emotional health aren't on the verge of shattering into pieces, will keep on posting news about whatever the hell is happening in the Philippines because guess what I've lost the ability to give a fuck and luckily for me i've got privilege and the algorithmic mess that is my account-mostly-used-to-post-stuff-about-musicals on my side. So if there are some philippine political bullshit things that you want to broadcast but you're worried if posting stuff will make you a target and everything, feel free to dm me or anon me or whatever if you wanna and I'll do my best to make people know about said philippine political bullshit especially on here and on twitter (granted that the info is true of course). My account is not a big or famous account by all means so yeah the news won't really travel fast through me haha but nevertheless I am willing to help by spreading information about the topic so at the very least a few number people just scrolling through their dashes and the philippine tag might come across the information and hey maybe it'll cause a domino effect and more people will be made aware of it so let's see how this goes. Stay safe y'all

#i mean i post about six the musical stuff often enough to probably mess up the algorithm sOooo goodluck internet police #God save this country #philippines #philippines stuff

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btsqualityy · 4 years

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Kins surprising pooks when he finishes taking a shower and finds her in her pjs in their parents bedroom “unnie!!!you are not at your house with hyung?” “I missed my baby bear too much so I’m sleeping here tonight” “YAAAYYYY!!!! Mommy, daddy, sissy!!!! Unnie is sleeping here tonight!!” Mama min “🤣we are right here pookie no need to yell our names 🤣” “daddy can you make your night night coco please?and add more marshmallow in my cup?” Kam “mine too!” Kins “me too !!” Reader “mine too!”

Omg this is so precious 😭🥰I honestly could see Kins going home to spend the night with them at least a few times a month

#the mins

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paradife-loft · 4 years

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something my emotionally-illiterate ass just learned literally yesterday:

the feeling I tend to think of as “holy shit it’s so gorgeous out and omg a bird!!”-variety happy? is... apparently at least one form of what people actually mean when they refer to the concept of “gratitude”????

( - or, even if not what people are thinking of (?), it’s a functionally equivalent feeling in terms of benefits to mental health?)

which is honestly kind of wild bc I had always parsed the idea of “gratitude” as requiring, basically a dative indirect object? like it’s always, “now think about what you’re thankful for~ uwu~” and uhh, the idea of being thankful for something without directing that to a source of The Thing has always been very ???? divide by zero? to me.

(not helpful the often background or legacy religious context, where the implied dative object is “god”.... yeah nope.)

- happiness, on the other hand, is an emotional experience that doesn’t require a dative object (being happy to something?), and so in my classification scheme, it makes perfect sense to just toss “pretty trees and like eight crows in that yard!!!!” in the general “happiness” filing cabinet drawer. (like all of those drawers, it’s got a fair number of folders in them, but good luck trying to find anything with the usual set of english emotion vocabulary.)

and ofc, trying to assign emotion labels to my experiences based on the received definitions rather than my own idiosyncratic classification, mostly just ends up with a lot of ordinary terms tossed in the “oh look a Positive Feeling that you’re Supposed To Have As A Person, but I don’t bc I’m broken and an asshole, so fuck it” trash bin folder.

so kind of... fascinating to have someone else reach in that folder and pick up a crumpled up word, dust it off, and read the fine print text on the back, and make me realise ?wait what, I do have that feeling? huh??

never sure that ever makes me feel inclined to properly re-assimilate those words into my way of thinking about/describing my experiences afterward, and that’s the same thing with “gratitude” rn.

but hey, it only took, what. 27 years! yaaayyyy............ yay.

#rambling #neurodivergence #internal experiences #file under: sharing in case this is useful to anyone else #.....also Lise I've been following you long enough that my default impulse for how to tag or name this sort of analysis is 'omphaloskepsis'#so I figure I might just give up and steal that tag :P #omphaloskepsis

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castielss · 4 years

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one: i will definitely be asking you questions about giffing since I just got a new laptop and am very excited to try and two: i may have made you something destiel

Yaaayyyy! I need a new laptop tho. Or at least another external memory disk. Feel free to ask me any questions! Uhhhhh I cannot wait to see that 🥺💛✨

#asks

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melodiouswhite · 5 years

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Classic literature vines compilation: crossovers pt. 02

A/N: The second part of the crossover compilation. :)

STRETCHING HABITS

Victor Frankenstein: *The Screamer*

Dr. Jekyll: *The Sexual Stretch*

Dr. Moreau: *The Tarzan*

Van Helsing: *The Exorcist*

Herbert West: *Death Metal*

Hyde: *struggling with his shoes*

Dorian Gray: *laughs* Can't tie your shoes?

Hyde: I can't tie my shoes, but I can fuck your bitch!

Van Helsing: And when we go in there, let's show Victor, that we're happy for him!

Dr. Moreau: But I'm not.

Dr. Jekyll: Well, then fake it.

Dr. Jekyll: Look at me, I could be grinding on the fact, that without my stabilising telescope mount, he never would have found that stupid, little clump of cosmic Schmutz.

Dr. Jekyll: But I'm bigger than that!

Dr. Moreau: … Fine. What do you want me to do?

Van Helsing: Smile!

Dr. Moreau: *smiles creepily*

Dr. Jekyll & Van Helsing: … O_O

Dr. Jekyll: Oh crap, that's terrifying. O_O

Van Helsing: We're here to see Victor graduate, not kill demonic entities. -_-

Dr. Jekyll: Try less teeth.

Dr. Moreau: *still smiles creepily*

Dr. Jekyll & Van Helsing: … O_O

Van Helsing: Close enough. Come on. -_-

Victor Frankenstein: I'm so angsty!

Dr. Jekyll, to Herbert West: Hold my champagne.

Dr. Jekyll: It was destiny, that we met! ;)

Herbert West: Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? ;)

Victor Frankenstein: … *very fast* Do you want your mouth on my mouth? Darling. I'm out. >///< *runs off*

The other two: …

Griffin: At what point did you forget that WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

Edward Hyde: Who gives a shit, GET THE FUCK A LIFE!!!

Everyone else: *clapping in approval*

Dr. Jekyll: I'm not angry. Nooo! *laughs* You thought I was angry? Quite the contrary! I feel … splendid, I do! ^^

Dr. Jekyll: *knees Dr. Moreau to the chin* My knee hurts a little bit now, but that's okay. Because, I'm … I'm a gentleman! A gentleman never gets angry. ^^

Dr. Jekyll: A true gentleman keeps his calm cool. And he … he … he respects his environment …

*Victor Frankenstein appears and taps him on the shoulder*

Dr. Jekyll: And he is nice to people-FUCK YOU!!!

Victor Frankenstein: :(

Victor Frankenstein: I'm so troubled!

Dr. Jekyll: Hold my champagne.

Edward Hyde: Hah, joke's on you!

Dorian Gray: There is something on me?!

Edward Hyde: Uh, no, that's-

Dorian Gray, shrieking: GET OFF ME!!!

Edward Hyde: But-

Dorian Gray, hellish voice of hell: GET OFF ME OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Edward Hyde: …

Herbert West: Yo, what do you wanna eat?

Victor Frankenstein: What do I want to eat? How can I eat, when life is an illusion? An elaborate-

Herbert West: So, like pizza, or what?

Me: Story time! For some reason Victor Frankenstein and Dr. Henry Jekyll are fighting. Again.

Victor Frankenstein, proudly: I created an artificial human, when I was nineteen!

Dr. Jekyll, drily: Yes, by committing grave-robbery and using rotting flesh and then you wondered, why he didn't turn out the way you had imagined. Also, why does your creature have to be so tall?

Victor Frankenstein: It was easier to form him that way!

Dr. Jekyll: Then you must really suck at sculpting.

Victor Frankenstein: Excuse you?! Your creature is just as hideous as mine!

Frankenstein's Creature, thinking: Why am I still here …

Dr. Jekyll: *glares* First off, don't call him hideous! He may look creepy, but he's not ugly! Except for being very small and pale, but that's not the point! He gives off the impression of being ugly, that's a difference!

Dr. Jekyll: Secondly, he's my alter ago and my other half. The only one who's allowed to call him a creature is me!

Victor Frankenstein: You were already an old man, when you created him!

Dr. Jekyll: Yes, I spent decades of scientific work, research and theorising! You just decided to reanimate a corpse out on a limb, like the immature teenager you are. And when you succeeded, you ran away. Like a coward, leaving him to his own devices.

Frankenstein's Creature: First trauma of my life.

Victor Frankenstein: *gasps*

Dr. Jekyll: Yes, I just went there!

Victor Frankenstein: Well … you're also a coward! As soon as your alter ego What's-his-name caused trouble and got into shit, you claimed that none of this was your fault!

Dr. Jekyll: That's true, I admit it. One of us has to be the adult in this argument after all. Still, your creature killed almost your entire family and your best friend and you did nothing to stop him. Hyde killed one man.

Victor Frankenstein: Fuck you, old man! At least I don't have a split personality! Your alter ego is a psycho!

*Suddenly Edward Hyde appears visibly in a nearby mirror*

Dr. Jekyll, noticing his alter ego: Why don't you say that to his face, Victor?

Edward Hyde: No thanks, I heard everything. I just showed up, because I have to tell Frankenjerk a thing or two.

Edward Hyde: Alright, kiddo, first off: leave Henry alone. Because if you make him upset, I will take control and tear you to pieces! The only one who's allowed to bug him is me! Also, don't try to be the smart one here: you're a college drop-out, he's an actual doctor and professor.

Edward Hyde: Secondly, I may be a freak of nature - I stand by that - but Jekyll is not, so shut the hell up. Also, even though we don't get along, he still treats me better than you treat your creature. At least I have a name, a place to stay, papers, a bank account and he lets me have fun once in a while. And he didn't immediately book it when he saw me, just because of my appearance! He may be hypocritical, but he's not as superficial as you! You're an arsehole to your creature 24/7. You didn't even name him! But don't bother, Jekyll and I already did that for you. His name is Adam Frankenstein now.

Frankenstein's Creature: *nods* It's all true.

Victor Frankenstein: YOU DARE GIVE HIM MY NAME????

Frankenstein's Creature: *grins gleefully* Indeed.

Edward Hyde: Try to bloody stop me. He's your fucking son, so deal with it. Moving on.

Edward Hyde: Thirdly, Jekyll may be fifty, but he's still gorgeous. Unlike you. Seriously, how old are you? Twenty? And you look older than he is.

Dr. Jekyll: O///O

Victor Frankenstein: *gasps* Oh no, you didn't just-

Edward Hyde: *smirks* Yep, I just went there.

Victor Frankenstein: *stomps off angrily*

Dr. Jekyll, to Edward Hyde: *blushing* … Thank you.

Edward Hyde: Eh, it's nothing.

Dr. Jekyll: Why did you defend me?

Edward Hyde: Hey, you're still my creator and my other half! And that little shit certainly has no right to talk shit about you. If anyone does, it's me. It's my privilege and mine alone. Do you hear me?

Dr. Jekyll: Duly noted.

Frankenstein's Creature: Ahem!

Dr. Jekyll: *startled* Ah, I'm sorry. Do you want to come over for tea?

Frankenstein's Creature, surprised: Really?!

Dr. Jekyll: Sure. Well, unless you mind having Mr. West and Dr. Moreau for company.

Frankenstein's Creature: Of course not! Count me in. :)

Dr. Jekyll: Great, let's go! ^^

Victor Frankenstein: I got 'A's in both my tests last week.

Dr. Jekyll: That's great.

Victor Frankenstein: And I was productive today!

Dr. Jekyll: Awesome.

Victor Frankenstein: So this is happiness! O_O

Dr. Jekyll: … Ew.

Edward Hyde: Can we go yet?

Dorian Gray: Not yet! Gotta do make-up! ;)

Edward Hyde & Dracula: *groan*

*later, after Dorian styled them both up*

Dracula: Never mind, this was an amazing idea!

Edward Hyde: We look so good!

Herbert West: Today we're gonna show you how we keep this delicious pie we just made taste fresh. ;)

Victor Frankenstein: And how we're gonna do that? ;)

*later, after they gobbled up the pie*

Herbert West: Eat the whole thing at once.

Victor Frankenstein: *burps*

Griffin: This homework is impossible!

Victor Frankenstein: I already did it.

Everyone in class: ANSWERS?!?!?!

Victor Frankenstein: Uh-oh. O_O

Dr. Jekyll, the professor: Boy, you better run.

Victor Frankenstein: *runs from a mob that wants his homework*

Dr. Jekyll, the professor: No one is answering? I guess I'll just have to call on someone.

Victor Frankenstein: GET DOWN!!!

Everyone in class: *panics and goes down*

Dr. Jekyll: *points at Griffin* You.

Griffin: Uhm … 42?

Dr. Jekyll: WRONG!

Griffin: x_x

Herbert West: THEY GOT GRIFFIN!

Victor Frankenstein: I bombed this test! :(

Herbert West: Yeah, we all did that, I got-

Victor Frankenstein: -Ninety-seven!

Everyone in class: *throws their paper away in frustration*

Victor Frankenstein: I'm so bad at baking.

Dr. Jekyll: Recipes are step-by-step instructions.

Victor Frankenstein: Yeah?

Dr. Jekyll: So you're actually telling everyone you can't read.

Dr. Jekyll, to the class: Alright, who's happy to be back?

Victor Frankenstein: Absolutely no one.

Dr. Jekyll: Me neither, let's get the heck out of here.

Everyone: *boarding the next train* YAAAYYYY!!!

Victor Frankenstein: *struggling to catch up* HEY, WAIT!!!

Dr. Moreau, sternly: Where is your project?

Herbert West: Uh, right … here!

Herbert West: *holds up a dog* PUPPY!

Dr. Moreau: *gasps* PUPPY!!!

Everyone in class: *squeals in delight*

Frankenstein's Creature to Edward Hyde: You ever thought about shaving your body or cutting your hair?

Edward Hyde: You ever thought about why your dad left you?

Frankenstein's Creature: …

Edward Hyde: Oh crap.

Frankenstein's Creature: *starts to cry*

Edward Hyde: I'm sorry!

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