#at least as the narrator

[jackdraw-spwrite]

Clockwork's explanation had been lacking many things, chief among them brevity and clarity. In fact, there had been so many words that they had congealed together into a putty-like mass of confusion in Danny's brain and stuck fast to the inside of his skull. He was pretty sure he had a headache.

"How can you only be pretty sure you have a headache?" asked Tucker as he handed Danny an ice pack.

"I think I might not have a head," said Danny. "Technically."

There was a rich and incredulous silence.

"Weren't you asking him for help on algebra homework?"

Danny only moaned.

#danny phantom #danny phantom dp #clockwork dp #jackdraw-spwrite #jackdaw-spwrite #just a fun little thing because Fine has put me in wip hell #I am 6k words into the next chapter of this 3k oneshot #and was bemoaning the fact that I never have anything with the right tone to mock Clockwork for his utter lack of explanation skills #at least as the narrator

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny was livid.

The Guys In White had been following Phantom around constantly and while they weren't much of a threat, they were a massive nuisance. They had shot him down on Thursday and caused him to crash into some poor kids birthday cake in the park.

On Friday they had accidentally released ghost rats into the school.

On Saturday they had somehow managed to turn Paulinas hair ectoplasm green. She refused to leave her bedroom until it was reversed

On Sunday they tried to commandeer his parents GAV and earned the ire of his mom. They found out exactly why that was a bad idea.

On Monday they bardged into Danny's classroom, interrupting his math test because they were looking for a ghost parrot. It was mostly harmless but kept insulting them in a cheery tone. Danny decided he liked that bird.

We won't speak about what happened on Tuesday.

On Wednesday, he scowled at an agent that had accidentally blasted him and his friends with liquid ectoplasm while they were sitting and eating lunch. It was then that Danny began plotting his revenge.

That night he when ghost and lead the GIW on a while goose chase. Did danny take them across state lines? Yes. Did he manage to pull a massive following of these creeps? Also yes.

Did he plan for his target-the guy he had been leading them to- to already be in cuffs when he arrived in Gotham? No. Not at all.

"Hey, uh..." the words died on his tongue as Batman- The Batman- turned to him with narrowed eyes. Mustering his will, he started again, "Could you let him out? Just for a little bit?"

"No."

"Aw, Cmon!"

Condiment King began raving about something, but Danny didn't particularly care to pay attention. "If you're not going to let him out, then can you at least call the rest of the paw patrol? I wanna ask if they wanna throw mud at evil secret organization people. For enrichment." Danny gave his best, most cheeky smile for extra measure.

"Hn."

#dpxdc #fanfiction prompts #prompts #danny fenton #danny phantom #batman #condiment king #guys in white #maddline fenton beating up government agents #supposed government agents at least #the bats should be allowed to tear apart the giw for funsies #Danny -i have never met a compatent adult- Fenton: Yeah i can totally keep my identity a secret from Batman :D #narrator: he could not #the batgam go ham #not only do they destroy the giw they also terrorize them with stains #danny is so happy #danny is trying to figure out what *hn* means. hes not fluent in Batman

[zarla-s]

Two little snips of dialogue I really wanted to put in the hanahaki fic but just couldn't find a good place for them. At least now they can live on...

[patreon]

#team fortress 2 #spy #heavy #medic #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #i really wanted the last one but it just didn't fit with how the info came out #oh well soldier hassling merasmus was also fun #i did manage to work the first one kind of into it via narration at least

[blackkatdraws2]

Whenever Stanley closes his eyes, he can feel the older man's aura surrounding him. [Blank Scripts AU]

#im literally about to pass out #i made this while im about to fall asleep #im not very coherent #my apologies if the description or the meaning of the image doesnt translate very well #i was originally planning on doing more panels but i got tired and shortened it #damn it #but basically this is just The Narrator (Black) emitting his energy out (aura) #it feels really cold #like an ocean of ice #that black mass is NOT the narrator's (Black's) true form #that black mass is like a physical manifestation of what the Narrator's (Black's) aura looks like #(in Stanley's imagination at least) #but Stanley is too much of a simp to care about all that #hug wife... wife very cold but thats okay. hug wife #maybe hug will warm wife up #tsp blank scripts au #tsp au #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp #tspud #tsp narrator #narrator tsp #stanley tsp #tsp stanley #stanley x narrator #narrator x stanley #stanarator #stannarator #stanarrator

[questionablealibi]

Doodles before i go to sleep! + A peek on my narrator's out-of-bounds form or what else you call it ^^ i had fun doing these!

Info-dump just past this "keep reading" line! Give it a look-see if you'd like! It offers some explanation behind some of the doodles here:

• Narrator is built different, to put simply. He can see clearly through his glasses despite the fast bouts of coding speeding across his vision a mile a minute. So if Stanley or some human being were to put on Narrator's glasses, all they would see are fast blurs from the game's codes. (See fifth /5th/ doodle)

• Narrator has an Out-Of-Bounds Form! (I like calling it that it's nice to my ears) He's big and gooey (like the inside of a lava lamp!) And supposed to be very starry sometimes! He also appreciates tiny (read: literally) kisses from Stanley.

• In case some missed it in one of my posts' tags - (My) Narrator indeed calls Stanley dear, darling, etc! It started as an ironic thing Narrator would do and a thing Stanley would frown at, but it got so frequent that they got used to it over time and just accepted it.

• (Not related to the doodles but a tid bit of information about Narrator) He doesn't always physically accompany Stanley through the Parable :) he only does when he feels like it or when either of them need a moment. Or when Stanley insists enough.

And that's all! I may delve into more serious tones for TSP doodles and art sooner than later, maybe. Soon ;)

Thanks for stopping by! Take care <3

#the stanley parable #tsp fanart #tspud fanart #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #tspud narrator #tspud stanley #tspud #stanarrator #Alibi! #Stanley always tries to fluster narrator #It rarely ever works #At least thats what hes been thinking #It actually works #Theyre not exactly 'lovers' per se #But theyre teetering the line that separates ^^; #its complicated #All they know is that they need each other #But that alone is enough said

[vellichorom]

i'll post this on its own 💛

#uwu art #The Stanley Parable #TSP Narrator #The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe #i haven't drawn this man in a little while... AT LEAST NOT PROPERLY #at least it feels like that... pensive #BUT HEY I'M GETTING BETTER I'M PUTTING THE AGE BACK ON I AM GOING TO ENJOY HIM AGAAAIN

[notmoreflippingelves]

Actually going insane over the implications of Jason asking Dick to be the Robin to his Batman in Battle for the Cowl.

Like I initially took it at the purely surface-level of Jason wanting a partner in the general sense. Which made sense, it's a huge responsibility and a lonely one so an assistant/sidekick/partner seems a no-brainer if you can get one.

But then I really thought about it, because Jason is not asking Dick to be his partner in the general sense; he's not even asking Dick to be his Nightwing. He's asking Dick to be his Robin.

And they both know exactly what Jason means: "Be the light to my darkness. Be the smile to my scowl. Be the hope to my fear. "

He's saying "Be 'Robin'; be the embodiment of Love and Justice and Goodness. Be the exceptional person that you have always been. Be the slightly-less exceptional person that I was when I wore your colors. Be the person that I was in the process of becoming and might have been (or might still be), if only Joker hadn't clipped my wings."

He's saying "I am prepared to become vengeance, become the Night. And I will go further than Bruce ever dared to, because it is what is needed. I will be the necessary evil. But you don't have to be. If Batman is Gotham's curse, Robin has always been its blessing. I will be the brutal punishment to our world, and I am asking you to be its incandescent gift."

He's saying, "Be for me, what we were for Him. Be my anchor, my comfort, my hope. Remind me what it's all for, why it's all worth it. And remind yourself as well."

He's saying "Be 'Robin' again--for both of our sakes."

#dick grayson #jason todd #battle for the cowl #jaydick #dickjay #kinda but also not kinda #batman #dcu #otp: be my robin #'we can rule together as just it always should've been with you as my guiding light and conscience' #is that not in essence; a sort of marriage proposal ? #well no but it's not NOT one either if you catch my drift #i should note that i haven't actually read bftc yet and i know it's considered controversial/bad #and considered ooc for pretty much everyone #so i am not even sure if I will like it #but i am still planning on reading it for the jaydick crumbs #and b/c i am using it and knightfall as the primary inspo for my krisnix au #apparently jason does ask tim to be his robin first and that's interesting as well #but honestly a little less powerful/interesting to me at least since jaytim just doesn't interest me as much as jaydick #and honestly i've looked at the panels and it seems a little more genuine when jason asks dick idk #more like 'last chance; i'll let you live if you join me' for tim vs. 'join me because this feels right' for dick #and honestly even with clumsy execution; just the narrative and emotional richness of this scene is still making me absolutely feral #this arc could be complete trash in any and every other way but if it gives me THEMES; i will forgive anything #it's the former english major occupational hazard #*apollo justice voice *: I'M FINE #(narrator voice: she was not in fact fine)

[lexumpysfunland]

I may be wrong about this but, In a comic didn't you say that Stanley was afraid of Centipedes? And isn't one of Walter's forms a Centipede? Wouldn't Stanley be scared of Walter then?

laterrrr-

Stanley didn't know about that.... now he has another thing to worry about 😞

#though Walter will not turn into a centipede while he's in he same room as Stanley... #but he might try to make him learn to like them #or at least tolerate the presence of centipedes #only if he manage to make Stanley be less afraid that he might turn into a centipede before him #tsp #narratorverse #tsp narrator #tspud #tsp art #tsp stanley #stanley parable #the narrator tsp #tspud narrator #stanley tsp #the stanley parable #tsp au #heartache au

[j0ly0n]

i am jack's sleepover MASH game

#fight club #soapshipping #marla singer #as a tyler x narrator x marla truther... #tyler & marla to the narrator: hey we saw you across the room and we dig your vibe #I'm in my SILLY fanart era rn though. least serious arc. goofy #etc #my art

[medievalthymes]

one of my favourite underrated moments is when beloved tells fitz how bee is their love-child and fitz is trying to rack his brain for when he had sex with the fool. LIKE, rote is a romcom actually

#‘is rote canonically gay?’ bro. there’s mpreg in this series #rote #realm of the elderlings #fitzloved #fitzchivalry farseer #f&f spoilers #fitz and the fool #fitz and the fool spoilers #rote spoilers #‘fool!! we never had sex!!… or did we…’ #fitz I could write essays on at least two times I’m like 90% you and beloved got down and dirty and you blocked it from the narrative #ily my idiot unreliable narrator

[gothic-mothic]

Stanley learns about the inherent eroticism of the machine

Original image under cut

#‘haha like wires’ yes it’s like wires what about it #he is kissing that machine and the machine is gonna do it’s best to kiss him #that being said #stannarrator #implied at least #he would do this even if it wasn’t Narrator #the stanley parable #tsp #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tspud #stanley tsp #.png #also he has fun computer socks #it’s hard to tell so I’ll say that here #fun sock guy headcanon will always be real to me

[dootznbootz]

I think people sleep on this moment in the Odyssey...

If I'm wrong, not getting full context, or see something that isn't there, feel free to give evidence to explain why.

Here he crept under a pair of bushes, one an olive, the other a wild olive, which grew from the same stem with their branches so closely intertwined that when the winds blew moist not a breath could get inside, nor could the rain soak right through to the earth.

(Book 5, Rieu)

I think this is about Penelope and him.

Obviously, their marriage bed is made from an Olive tree. If it's just about Athena then why are there two mentioned? Why did Homer mention two when he could've just said he took refuge under one? Or a completely different type of tree? Why mention them being intertwined?

One an olive: Penelope, who has been with society and "safe" in Ithaca ("Safe" because of the suitors)

One wild: Odysseus, who has dealt with literal monsters and immortals and has just escaped from Calypso. Literally naked and filthy, a "wild man".

"which grew from the same stem with their branches": Them both being together at first, before being separated.

"so closely intertwined that when the winds blew moist not a breath could get inside, nor could the rain soak right through to the earth.": Despite being separated, they are still "intertwined". Whether you want to think of it as them being likeminded or simply connected, even though they are apart, nothing could get in between them. 🥺

I don't know what else Homer could be referring to other than them.

#It's funny to me as even though she's not always mentioned when he retells his tale to the Phaeacians. The narrator mentions her CONSTANTLY #Because even if Odysseus doesn't say it. He's thinking about her often #honestly I...I don't think it COULD be anything else but I'm sure people will be mad that the simp loves his wife. 🤷 #This part is the reason why I mention them calling the bed their “nest” as that's what THIS part calls it too. and I find it really cute #It was a nest where he SHOULD have stayed in with his family but no... :'D #half-empty nest😞 #also it could be him comforting himself??? He's been forced to be in beds he doesn't want to be in for YEARS #Now. he's free and while it's not “fancy”. but at least it's SOMEWHAT like his own #greek mythology #tagamemnon #odyssey #the odyssey #penelope #odysseus #odypen #odysseus and penelope #odysseus x penelope #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #essay

[webs4ribs]

Everyone hated Stanley, including The Line™

#my art #the stanley parable #tsp #tsp fanart #tspud #tspud fanart #tsp stanley #stanley the stanley parable #tsp narrator #the narrator #the narrator stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #fanart #guess who bought the stanley parable (original edition) to save money but accidentally fell in love with the game #now i need to spend even more money than if i originally bought the ultra deluxe TT #at least i can get 33% off now LOL #I NEED MORE ENDINGS STAT

[squuote]

finalized my curator design FINALLY. she is here now :-)

(these arent actually her pajamas btw. i just thought the idea was funny hehe)

#the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tspud #tsp #crows art #the narrator #the curator #stanley #unlike the narrator her mask doesnt emote! just stays still. well unless i think its funny to make it otherwise lol #ended up with the simple look for her design in the end #think i made the right choice :-) hopefully lol #i know her size changes a lot in these images but she is always at least taller than the rest #any limbs she conjures are all statues and unmoving like her face

[blackkatdraws2]

Another drawing featuring Stanley whispering to Narrator (Grey.) He's annoyed and flustered every time Stanley does this.

#wah #oueagh #i am exhausted #my hands r tired I have a powerpoint presentation to make I havent slept i am overworked #i wanna rest but drawing is my only stress relief #at least I have friends and Stanley and Grey to accompany me #tsp #tspud #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #the stanley parable #tsp narrator #narrator tsp #tsp stanley #stanley tsp #tsp au #stanley x narrator #narrator x stanley #stannarrator #stanarrator #stannarator #tsp achromatic loop au #my drawing museum

[braisedhoney]

(edit: accidentally messed up the eye so i fixed it :P)

some of you are down seriously bad for the narrator. here’s more.

(silly bonus comic below the cut)

#ney’s art #ney’s comics #tsp fanart #tsp narrator #the stanley parable fanart #tspud #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #the stanley parable #sona art #it’s my narry and he’ll cry if i want him to (musical riff) #no but really i love seeing people react and comment on stuff like this. i was kinda worried his design was a lil messy? #but at least this way he can swap outfits if it ever comes to that :P