My favorite thing is putting Astarion in a het presenting relationship because let's be real everything about him reads gay man and he knows it. For the rest of his existence, this will keep happening.
A: "I know this will come as a shock to you, given this." *gestures to himself* "But I have a wife."
It's doubly funny if he's with Karlach because she gets the same shit about having a husband and then she just picks him up like "See husband."
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Larian should definitely give a raise to whoever's in charge of their social media
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Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)
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Showed my mum Astarion.
She concludes that he is sexy cause he has the body language and looks of David bowie.
But he talks and acts like Tim curry.
These are the most sexy men in the world according to my mum. I can't unsee it now.
David Bowie and Tim Curry's lovechild is a sexy, sassy vampire. Sounds about right.
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No thoughts, only modern Astarion selling inappropriate cross stitch at the local craft fair
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If Cazador ever commented on Astarions companions (instead of just ignoring them which ultimately leads to his downfall) he'd be pretty flabbergasted to see the durge he definitly has heard of innit
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The gang’s all here 💖
More High Rollers screenshot redraws!!! This one was too fun I’m glad I got to draw everyone 😌
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