#asshole-dio

[itsapmseymour]

Now that I have officially started binging JoJo, I can rightfully say,

Jonathon was too good for this world.

#jojo #jojo’s bizarre adventure #and I thought Dio was just a goofy asshole BUT OH NO BE IS ACTUALLY A PIECE OF SHIT #jonathan joestar

[diospore]

Endeavor + Hawks - Undercover Mission! ...Except, Enji seems to think he's better at disguises than he is.

"Dude. Enji. Literally everyone can tell it's you."

"How so?"

"You are literally flaming."

#mha #endeavor #todoroki enji #my hero academia #bnha #mha hawks #bnha hawks #endhawks #endeavor x hawks #keigo takami #Hawks is fantastic at disguises I think. let that man loose in a clothing store and he'll come out an entirely different person #they have to catch a criminal who happens to frequent this gay bar and have to go in pretending to be a couple #and then they're a real couple by the end of the night #yes i just wanted an excuse to draw endeavor in a dress! look! he looks good! #he should embrace his feminine side after he stops being an asshole #dio's art tag

[snail-speed]

The fact there's some people who seriously think Movie!Adrien sucks because "he's not nice anymore" is so wild to me.

Did we watch the same movie? Yeah, he's mopey, but that doesn't equate to him being mean. The only time he lashes out is towards Gabriel, and that's entirely fucking deserved, at that point in the story he's still being a shitty, emotionally absent father to Adrien.

A character doesn't need to be a perfectly demure and subservient doll to be nice, least of all one that is supposed to be a minor in an emotionally abusive household.

#miraculous ladybug #spoilers #yeah i committed the mistake of browsing the movie's tags and dios mio #i promise you people it's fine. you don't have to join astruc on the copium huffing. #i swear it seems everyone is just too used to adrien being a doll marinette a stalker and gabe the worst of the worst #that a rendition of the characters not dreamed up by a fucking unhinged asshole seems like it's bad writing

[sarcastic-hats]

A little self indulgent AU

I focused more on the book rather than the movie, not that movie isn't great (It's fantastic, I LOVE it) but Howl is a true little shit in the book and it fits Joseph the most :'D

Hope you guys like it!

#jjba #Battle Tendency #stardust crusaders #Joseph Joestar #Caesar Zeppeli #Smokey Brown #Muhammad Avdol #Dio Brando #caejose #Joseph x Caesar #Caesar x Joseph #Howls Moving Castle #The book in this case not the movie #The movie is GREAT but Book Howl is a bigger asshole #Sooooo #digital art #fan art

[shel-bits]

I am contractually obligated to like him

#jojos bizarre adventure #jojo part 1 #dio brando #fan art #traditional #he's a vampire and a total asshole i legally have to love him

[depressedtheatrekiddo]

Picture this.

Stevie on the most fucking perfect killer queen dress you could ever think about, Robbie and them decided on going to see a drag performance and then fuck around a little, dance and be so fucking fabolous and pretty and all

AND

Robin isn't there, she's running late. Why didn't he pick her up? Well, Robs was staying at Chrissy's and she was dropping them. As Steve's sent a message to Chris and she told her that she already left Robbie there, so Stevie went to check out outside.

Robs there, uncomfortable, searching a way to enter the club, their eyes scanning the street, fear on her eyes.

Steve sees there's a man with her, has them by her wrist and is awfully close

What a fucking dumbass

AND THEN BAM

Steve does that shit they did on the Russian base you know, the think that he picked up that thing and hit the Russian guard

But

Now it's her heel they quickly put in his own hand in two seconds and hit the man in the face once they see Robin being touched

And she thinks "not again" because they didn't know what happened to Robin in the Russian base but he can imagine

So he knocks out the man with her heel

"I get you're jealous because she pulls more girls than you would never but there's no need to be an asshole" And then she spits on the man eye "ya infertil ass, next one I'm gonna rip your balls and make me earrings with them"

And then she switches back as their sweet self "Are ya okay Robs?"

"Perfectly fine Stevie"

Robin's eyes goes from scared and empty to fondly and full of love as she looks at Steve. Stevie smiles softly and takes of their face a stroke of hair.

" 'm glad, wanna enter again?" Steve offers their hand and his soulmate takes it as they enter the club, Nelly Furtado singing Maneater as they do

And it's fucking epic

And they rule.

#they/she robin <3 #I'm a believer of enby stevie = enby robs #it just makes sense #of course they give each other their gender when they don't want it #the sillies <3 #ANYWAYS #I think we all agree that something happened to robin on the russian base #But guys #today I'm going to start a new movement #we must all forget about stranger things #like yeah thanks for giving me the characters but now they don't belong to ya (and the assholes on there 🤢🤢) #so #I propose #we all enter in collective delirium and create a Robs and Stevie chaotic series #that's gonna be the new canon. #no more steve from stranger things #but stevie from the squad #the squad because #they're duplicated #and as they have to personalities each other because gender #they're four #you know #(I have a problem I know and I'm sorry) #anyways #dio shit #steve harrington #robin buckley #should we change their names like on arsene vs sherly #or should I say herly #genderfluid steve harrington

[druvjelly]

AITA for destroying my adopted brothers relationship with our dad, steal the first kiss of his gf, destroying his honeymoon, and making his entire bloodline hate me?

He fed his dog grapes

#jjba #jojos bizzare adventure diamond is unbreakable #jjba part 1 #jjba part 2 #dio brando #jonathan joestar #txt #jjba meme #am i the asshole #AITA #jojo kimyou na bouken #jojos bizzare adventure vento aureo #jojos bizarre adventure phantom blood #Joseph joestar #Dio #dio JJBA

[cheemerthelizard]

need need NEEEEEED to make a JJBA Puss in Boots AU where Polnareff is Puss in Boots

#Avdol can be Kitty idc #Iggy is too much of an asshole to be Perrito though #Honestly everyone’s too much of an asshole to take Perrito’s place #listen it’s not working YET. But I Will Make It Work. #Dio fits into the Jack Horner role really well tbh #and there is literally another Jojo character named Death (13) #obvs the name will be Team Stardust instead of Team Friendship #Listen. i CAN make this work

[bansept]

Truly wondering when any version of Dio will NOT be thotty

Can't wait to see more of that big butt after I finish watching the anime

#jojo's bizarre adventure #diego brando #dio #*sighs* back in the dio wagon again #can't wait to know what kind of asshole is he #also this mf popped in my dreams recently might have to dig that character

[twink-with-an-agenda]

im just scrolling through your blog and all the posts abt the dios apate trio are making me LOSE MY MIND i love them so much they're so fucked up and deranged in the perfect way can't believe they're dead sometimes i can still hear their voice

YEAHH so glad someone else has severe brainrot over these ancient bastards! There's just so much there to analyse... so many layers to pick at... so many angles and lenses to look at their dynamic through....

#they live in my head rent free #internally screaming about these assholes 24/7 #the urge to shake them violently in a pringles can... (especially jod) #asks #tlt #the locked tomb #dios apate

[rael-rider]

OFC Xtwitter misses the point of what Ewing was trying to do with the Storm vs Vulcan fight and gets mad because he didn’t do a cool DBZ fight to demonstrate how their fav would've won.

#and this isn't me calling out people who thought the conclusion was rushed #or even anticlimatic #but the power scaler versus crowd #which is so annoying #and I know that Ewing dislikes too #honestly Cates is the writer who they'd want to go for that #not Al Ewing #also one person getting angry because war crimes summers is their blorbo #if you're going to stan a character that kills and instigates war and destruction on a whim #and is an unrepentant ass then acknowledge they'll get karma'd #I love DIO from JJBA but the guy was an evil asshole and got what was coming to him

[rejectshumanity]

🌙

send ‘ 🌙 ’ for my muse to talk about their father | ACCEPTING

❝ i'm glad that my father is dead. ❞  it's a shocking admission for anyone to hear, let alone from a classmate. dio's usual decorum, so perfectly composed on any other occasion, has a troubling tendency to crack wherever alcohol is involved.

❝ he was a miserable, drunken brute, ❞  he slurs, pausing momentarily for another gulp of his flat beer,  ❝ who beat my mother and left us destitute. ❞  the truth spills out before he can stop himself. never before has dio spoken so openly of his hatred for his birth father — he feels overcome with frustration, incensed that he should suffer such an embarrassing outburst at this blasted party, of all places. swallowing his pride in a vain attempt to save face, he says,  ❝ he did not deserve to call himself my father. every opportunity i've been granted, i owe to mr. joestar. ❞

#sat0mi #// answered. #// verse ii. dio the invader #// pov: you're at your first college party and this drunk asshole won't shut up about his daddy issues that you never asked about 😬 #// thanks for the ask btw! i'm happy to see you back on my dash <3 #father's day // #abuse tw // #alcoholism tw //

[cuntstable]

i am self aware enough though to acknowledge that it is pretty funny that i love some of the actual main villains in jojos but have such a viceral 😒 reaction to analsui or however u spell his name….it is what it is

#truly could not care less and find him unlikable is my problem #partly because hes an asshole yes ​because at least characters like dio were always funny about it. and pucci was cool af!!!! and insane #about it. thats the difference. flopsui wasnt #ideal world version of him as a character would change his backstory to get rid of the weird dv vibe and then make him even more fail and #cringe on purpose. then he could be like mista where the funny overrides everything else but nooooo #jojo

[commander-gloryforge]

paint doodles of some non gw2 characters (+ one ambrose in celebration of unkissed thursday)

#tell me that you love me even if its fake #ive been thinking about these schmoopsies a lot again #alex (grey haired asshole) and ambrose are very similar in the sense that theyre so so terrible #dios wisdom

[get-starfingered]

Seeing some idiot in the part 6 tag argue that New Moon Pucci x any of Dio's/Jonathan's kids = incest is a firm reminder why I don't respect half of the fuckers in fandom

#please get real problems #thank you pastor for confirming what is acceptable for us horrible sinners 🙏🙏🙏 #/s #also i'm gonna be that pedantic asshole who henceforth calls giorno ungalo rikiel and donatello dio-jonathan kids #too many people wanna deny the obvious bc they want the series to be ''wholesome'' (or ''not gay'' for the dudebros) #truly just losing the thread on why incest can be harmful irl & what incest is if we're going to argue that this shit #media illiteracy continues to run rampant

[cicerobussytransplant]

theres nothing that makes me more mad than that backhanded compliment thats like dripping with 'id rather kill myself if i had to do that, but im glad this living like shit thing is working out for you'. like in the name of brother earth, silence is also an option lol

#.text #thankful the tone was not used on me bc i would have punched the asshole #sadly we have the same goals. so he can't do that but i wish hed be quiet per dio #understand having different environments in which you thrive but if you cannot phrase a sentence that doesnt paint the other person as a #moron i think you should have the lungimiranza di stare zitto