Yo what's good JBC fam! 🤙 We're diving into our list of requests! So check it, Doctor Logan's on deck with a special ASMR sesh – paper style! He's busting out those crisp paper sounds, sorting stacks, and giving those pages a sweet crinkle. Plus, you know he's bringing those extra vibes, crafting up a paper bib, mask, and even an envelope hat! Dude's always clowning around! 😂 So, kick back, chillax, and vibe out to those chill AF ASMR paper sounds! 📜✨
how good each lcb sinner would be at rolling a joint: a compendium
FAUST: it's either perfect because she's a genius or bad. either way she just looks at everyone else like this is what she meant to do. like when a dog gets stuck somewhere and just stands there with their head through a lawn chair or whatever like they're just fine with it. that's faust with her godawful joint.
YI SANG: it's average. it's passable. it's not great, but you can smoke it.
HEATHCLIFF: slightly better than yi sang, but he might get performance anxiety from people watching him, in which case he messes up one thing and smashes the weed against the table and crumples the paper around it like THERE'S YOUR FUCKIN SPLIFF MATE. FUCK OFF I'M NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN
ISHMAEL: usually vapes or uses a pipe (picked this up from queequeg) but will take a stab at it. like yi sang, it's fine. it's okay.
RYOUSHUU:
MEURSAULT: so precise it looks machine-rolled. it's technically sound but it's not fun the way some of the others are
RODION: masterful at any and all weed activities. this is the woman you want to smoke with.
SINCLAIR: doesn't know what he's doing so rodya is showing him. it's half decent for his first time and rodya's like "hey good job kiddo!" and sinclair is like "...? :D" then he takes one hit and gets really scared.
GREGOR: rodya tries to give him an out because he only has one hand, but he probably hand-rolled cigarettes during the war. so he's like "well hold on" and rolls a pretty good one-handed joint using his bug arm as leverage. it's actually kind of impressive. rodya starts cheering and clapping
HONG LU: starts by taping two rolling papers together to fit an absolutely massive amount of weed and has no idea that it's, like, a lot. hong lu will create something that will fucking kill you.
DON QUIXOTE: My comrades! Prepare to feast thine eyes upon talent heretofore unseen! (spills the weed on the floor)
OUTIS: tells everyone she will not partake in such a foolish pastime; is currently blasted on military-grade amphetamines
DANTE: gets goaded into it despite their protests that they don't even remember anything and also don't have a mouth. sits down. rolls a perfect joint. even spread of weed. touch of tobacco to keep it from burning down too quickly. handmade filter rolled in. everyone is silently staring at the joint. dante's like <what? did i do it wrong?> outis is like "... executive manager one of the others must have placed this down on the table when you were not looking." she refuses to believe dante just did that in front of her. rodya starts cheering again.
VERGILIUS: wishes he could kill these idiots in a way that matters
very messy sketch of my honey because i am experiencing guy drought but i can't draw men (yet . kinda)
i don't have a name for any of the listener characters tbh . honey is honey🤞 filipino pride again because they're the listener character i relate 2 the most so they're from my country now🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭 they go by they/them and i am trying to make them as androgynous as possible🫶 also rocking the hairclaw hairstyle because it is summer and filipinos r melting🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Patrick is making some ASMR book taps and paper shuffles sounds. Along with other book sounds. He even gives the book a spanking. LOL! The man is such a jokester. Never a dull moment with Patrick. Enjoy everyone!
I recently did a complete re-listen of david's entire playlist for reasons and god does this guy say some beautiful and sweet ass words. so here are some of my favs cause yes i'm a david simp if you haven't noticed:
"your words need to carry weight.... maybe it's just a matter of who you're talking to. your words carry weight with me, no matter how much, or how little you talk." - tsundere werewolf boyfriend comforts you during a storm
"i'm still trying to figure out who i am now. where the lines between david, and pack alpha start and end. but you're helping me find that out. thank you, for helping me and for loving me, even when i make it hard. you're everything to me." - tsundere werewolf boyfriend breaks down
"i’m glad you’re back. now it’s home again. no. no when you’re gone, it’s, it’s a house. a house i’m proud to own. a house i’m happy to live in. but it’s just a house. home is other people. home is you, wherever that is." - sleepy morning cuddles with your tsundere werewolf boyfriend
"you don't have to know why you're feeling off for it to be valid. it's valid because you're feeling it. you don't need to know why, and you don't need to apologize." - your tsundere werewolf boyfriend takes you for a night swim
"hey, scratch it with me?" - camping with your tsundere alpha werewolf boyfriend (♡)
"until i knew you, i didn’t know what it could be like. to share yourself with another person like we do. in a way that’s honest, without the walls, without the reservations, without judgement"
"you hold my heart in your hands, angel. you have for almost four years now. and you’ve treated it with a kindness that I haven’t always deserved. but that you give so freely"
"when i’m with you, i’m not an alpha, i’m not a friend, i’m not a competitor — i’m david. and i thought i’d lost him a long time ago. you changed everything. your love changed everything." - your alpha werewolf boyfriend proposes (╥﹏╥)♡
Was getting ready to work out with the new Reductive Audio in the background. I paused it right after the ad, and now I think I have a new reaction image: