bright: *breaks into his house and slams his door open* hey important question. because we no longer need to eat or drink anything besides blood does that mean that i technically no longer have to shit or piss anymore
sam: *half asleep* what the fu-
darlin- *also half asleep* answer the question sammy
what can i do to get more people writing for krisis. i love them. i don’t even care if it’s romantic or reader insert anymore i just need to see my silly guys being silly
his name is shhh and i want him to eat a happy meal IMMEDIATELY ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ GIVE MY SILLY GOOBER A FUCKEING HAPPY MEAL NOWWW🗣️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
spoilers in tags
i really want doc to be super hyperfixated on stars and tell hushy hush shhh about them. “so that really bright star there is sirius..” if ykyk
or like, ring a wind chime by him and hes like “???” idk. i really headcanon my pookie doc as a wijd chime loving star obsessed goober snoober. and they explode whenever stars/space gets mentioned in a conversation.. just me?? sorry. im also heavily head canoning that doc just has fish.. maybe like a pond behind their apartment that they just visit every day. doc is disney princess coded AND U CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE ‼️‼️‼️‼️