#I was a fish

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Pack fishing pt2

Tank: yo ash

Asher: yea?

Tank: eat the bait

Asher: what?

David: ash no

Tank: do it

David: Asher don’t you fucking dare

Asher: uhhh

Tank: what are you? A wimp?

Asher:…

David: oh no

Asher: [grabs 3 bait worms and eats them while staring a tank, then gagging]

David: [face palming] mother fucker… this pack is so fucking stupid

#it happened #I was a fish #redacted #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redactedasmr #redacted headcanons #redacted darlin #redacted asher #tanker redacted #redacted tank #redacted tanker #tank redacted #asher talbot #redacted david shaw #redacted David #David Shaw #Shaw pack #redacted Shaw pack #redacted wolf pack #redacted werewolves

[azurechicken]

My account is now fixed and i can message and reply again 😚✌️ being banned on your main is truly the premium sideblog experience

#its sending me how being banned helped me finish some drafts of my wips bc i was too disheartened to come here ahshahshshs #i was a fish #in my own bowl #watching my fish friends roam freely out of the bowl... so sad so sad.... 😢 #and all i could do was talk to myself .... #now i can also talk to myself as usual... but this time i HAVE AN OPTION TO TALK TO OTHERS AND THAT IS BETTER THAN NO OPTIONS #murmurmur

[crehador]

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant

#this is the saltiest fish i have ever eaten #actually was just about to post ''there has been another altercation with the salt merchant'' #but realized without context that meant nothing lol

[drewing-your-mom]

video from: California Academy of Sciences

#sea creatures #fish #fishing #fish care #guys i love fish so much #fishery #water #fish tank #fishblr

[sturgeonposting]

Do you love the colour of the sturgeon?

Which one?

#sturgeon #sturgeon fish #fish #fishblr #i love pngs #i love sturgeon fish #I did not edit the colors of any of these photos but I feel like I should say: m #some of these are taken under water which makes the colors look different #do you love the color of the sky

[aristoteliancomplacency]

Guys.

Y’all.

I…

I just. I just… i have discovered something. And I have laughed too much. I have laughed every time I have tried to explain it to someone. I cannot get through this.

Look. Okay.

There are two things you need to know, here.

First: There’s a style of Greek pottery that was popular during the Hellenic period, for which most of the surviving examples are from southern Italy. We call them ‘fish plates’ because, well, they’re plates, and they’re decorated with fish (and other marine life).

Like this one, currently in the Met:

Or this one, currently in the Cleveland Museum of Art:

They’re very cool. We’re not 100% sure what they were for, because most of the surviving ones were found as grave goods, but that’s a different post.

The second thing you need to know is that when we (Classics/archaeology/whatever as a discipline) have a collection of artefacts, like vases, sculptures, paintings, etc. and we do not know the name of the artist, but we’re pretty sure one artist made X, Y and Z artefacts, we come up with a name for that artist. There are a whole bunch of things that could be the source for the name, e.g. where we found most of their work (The Dipylon Master) or the potter with whom they worked (the Amasis Painter), a favourite theme (The Athena Painter), the Museum that ended up with the most famous thing they did (The Berlin Painter) or a notable aspect of their style. Like, say, The Eyebrow Painter.

Guess what kind of pottery the Eyebrow Painter made?

#tagamemnon #fischteller #can you fucking imagine? #like other painters trying to explain to him that fish don’t have eyebrows #and he’s just like ‘fuck you all at least my fish have SOULS.’ #and people bought them??? #other people were also like ‘FUCK YEAH EYEBROW FISH!!!’ #other people like me. #I would 100000% buy the eyebrow fish

[cowardlycowboys]

girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs

GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️

#omg kiera no one cares #admitting u have needs and stuff is so embarrassing like I'm literally an adult grow up #like I'd rather go crazy then ask if you still like being around me and love me #unfortunately that's unhealthy and i gotta work on that but until thats complete i will think about being gutted like fish instead

[leaff0dil]

They’re so silly

#monkey d. luffy #nico robin #straw hat luffy #one piece #straw hat robin #straw hat pirates #i have to screenshot individual frames of that fish spinning #cuz i’m just that guy

[six-of-cringe]

Once when I was in college I needed a picture of my fish for an assignment, but the fish lived at home so I text my brother to send me a picture and he asks "how close of a picture" and I say "pretty close" and he sends me this

#hysterics every time i see it. like all up in his fuckin business got damn!!!! #quite literally he did not understand the assignment. he wasn't messing around either #not soc #fish #close fish

[creepyscritches]

Making a weighted velvet baikal seal plushie :3

Head and tail end are stuffed w ultra plush fiber fill and the bulk of the body is packed full of weighted pellets that have a nice crunchy sound when you squeeze it. Not weighed yet, but it feels between 1.5 - 2lbs?

#Creepy chatter #Crochet #Waiting on some fishing line to make whiskers before attaching the mouth #Next I need to make the front flippers and then assemble everything :3

[sawkinator]

My Stardew Valley hot take is that I simply do not think the fishing minigame is as bad as people make it out to be

#Sawk talks #stardew valley #I'm not a gamer by any means and I've still caught all the fish without mods #I think a lot of you just need to Git Gud

[wroniec]

Karsus' legacy

#gale of waterdeep #Gale #Gale Dekarios #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate #look what I just fished out of the Chionthar

[dragoonwys]

Many times I feel like the sad fish you 'buy for a child because its low maintenance', stop doing that

#fish are not low maintenance and deserve to be treated like other more easily expressive pets #do your research on the fish species and what they need damn it #same goes for humans #Its a I have a mouth and I cant scream thing #meme #digital art #doodles #mental health #pets #fish #my art

[whalefill]

feeling fish emotions today

#my art #art #artists on tumblr #illustration #salmon #fishblr #original art #oceancore #fish #id in alt text! i tried my best

[aplpaca]

I got a fish book from the library and I just think everyone should know that archerfish aka the guys that spit jets of water at bugs to knock them off plants and eat them aka these guys-

-are a social species (like a lot of fish), and that the jet spitting is actually a learned behavior rather than one they just do instinctually. They have to watch older members of their social groups do it a bunch of times (like up to thousands) before they're able to successfully do it themselves. If you take a young one and isolate it from its species, they just never get good at it (they also catch prey like "normal" fish tho, so an archerfish that can't archer won't starve just bc of that)

When they do learn to do it tho, they can compensate for light refraction, vary how much water they spit based on the size of the insect they're aiming for, and will learn to shoot insects that are midflight by spitting in the bug's flight path rather than where the bug actually is

#i support them #fish #ecology #animals

[t00thpasteface]

god i love the blue catfish so much. kind of a terrifying superpredator honestly. they like living in muddy water so their eyesight is dogshit, but they've got these huge barbels around their face to feel around, and their whole body is covered in almost two hundred thousand tastebuds to figure out exactly where their prey is, and they've got a special adipose fin to be extra tuned-in to water currents/pressure, and they have super keen senses of hearing at really low AND high frequencies, and they ALSO have a deeply forked tail to decrease drag so they can just cruise around and gulp down literally whatever they want, including other catfish, even in like zero-visibility water where every other animal is basically blind. and they get so fucking stupid huge with this technique that nothing can grab them because they're as big as a person. and if an eagle or something does grab one before it's gotten big enough to be eagle-proof, the catfish has fucking POISON KNIVES on its fins to not only stab things but also envenomate them in the process

you may not like it, but THIS is what peak performance looks like

#i need to draw five hundred million of them #shebbz shoutz #fish #catfish #blue catfish