physically unstable
get the f u ck away from mE
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[spock voice] my dick is green
[jim voice] green is not a creative color
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steve clam down omg
i am so cALM I don't know what you're talking about
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hon it's 2013 the emo trend is so 2008
too bad i wasnt there to witness it
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Doesn't Thor look the tiniest bit like Kirk's father?
Yes, I see the resemblance. However, Kirk’s father isn’t a complete imbecile, unlike the norse god.
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um ew
excuSE ME
*AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO KISS U*
im not gonna masturbate in front of u bc that's inappropriate rn
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How our conversations with askswagthor usually go.
Pity that our exchanges are so short.
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so... ask swag thor just followed me
and i kinda LOVE it
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your hairstyling decisions make me want to light myself on fire
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OKAY IT'S A DEAL. BUT IF I HEAR A SINGLE MOAN OUT OF YOU I WILL THROW YOU IN THE OCEAN.
WOAH NOW
RUDE
I WON'T
BUT JFC YOU KNOW I'D JUST COME BACK
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