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Dear tumblr,

Your shit is ridiculous. 

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NO

NO YOU'RE NOT

AND IF YOU GO EVEN FIVE FEET WITHIN HER SEX OOZING ATMOSPHERE

I'MMA KNOCK YOU OUT

SLEIPNIR

ARE YOU HITTING ON MY WOMAN

YOU BETTER CUT THAT SHIT OUT

#bigpimpinmjolnir

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SHE DOESN'T THINK YOU'RE SEXY

SHE'S FUCKING SEXY

YOU

NOT SO MUCH

SLEIPNIR

ARE YOU HITTING ON MY WOMAN

YOU BETTER CUT THAT SHIT OUT

#bigpimpinmjolnir #sleipnirdaslippy

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SLEIPNIR

ARE YOU HITTING ON MY WOMAN

YOU BETTER CUT THAT SHIT OUT

#sleipnirdaslippy

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EY MAN

GO RIGHT AHEAD

BUT THOR ISN'T INTO HORSES

they’re lying

OH YEAH HEY

I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOM

I HOPE THAT’S COOL

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they’re lying

OH YEAH HEY

I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOM

I HOPE THAT'S COOL

#sleipnirdaslippy

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youre beautiful

THANK YOU

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PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF

I WAS EXPECTING SOME REALLY CREEPY MUSIC AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. I cant breathe. I can’t stop laughing.

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i found this in some old stuff today, its not mine but if you know what the fuck this is, lemme know

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BB I'M SO PROUD

I HAVE 40 DISCIPLES

I’M CRY

EVEN JEEBUS AIN’T GOT SHIT ON ME

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#shameless self promotion

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OKAY IT'S A DEAL. BUT IF I HEAR A SINGLE MOAN OUT OF YOU I WILL THROW YOU IN THE OCEAN.

WOAH NOW

RUDE

I WON'T

BUT JFC YOU KNOW I'D JUST COME BACK

#askswagthor

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YOU'RE A HORNY LITTLE SHIT THOUGH. I'LL HOLD YOU IN A NONSEXUAL WAY

OKAY FINE

I CAN LIVE WITH THAT

#askswagthor

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OF COURSE NOT

i-am-thor-odinson started following you

THOR

THOR HOLD ME

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MJOLNIR WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

THOR I JUST WANT YOU TO HOLD ME MAN

THAT'S ALL

#askswagthor

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i-am-thor-odinson started following you

THOR

THOR HOLD ME

#iamthorodinson