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The Hamsters of Midgard
We are the collective hamsters of Midgard.
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"shoot guys what do we do about the ladybugs and bunnies"
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The human supermarkets have made our lives considerably easier in obtaining sustenance.
Nobody can really say anything while they are being overrun by a swarm of hamsters.
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#taken from the tweet of the ston of hiddle#quite clever things you humans are#you're crude humor is fascinating to us
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I can't even tell the difference. They both look the same to us.
And we're hamsters
Which one is the hairy beast, and which one is the hamster?
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nO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO HAT FIC.
HAT FIC IS BAD.
THE HAMSTERS DO NOT LIKE THE HAT FIC.
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We have checked our beloved hamster tag to find a mention of this "Hat fic."
We shall use our google skills to find this piece of work.
If it has hamsters in it, it ought to be not that bad.
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Don't you ever regret posting something?
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thor and sherlock have a little of hamster babies. smut and fluff, please!
Oh my god we didn't write that hamster fanfic we posted. Someone else wrote that. I can't write smut to save my life.
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WHAT. A fan fict involving thor, myself and... hamsters?? NO. Denied. Not allowed.
We weep for you, Sherlock.
We truly do.
Only the strongest can survive the oncoming storm.
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OUR HAMSTER LIEGES HAVE GIVEN US A PROMPT. WE SHALL WRITE *ALL* THE FICTION. FILL THE INBOXES. OUR PURPOSE WILL BE GLORIOUS.
It has begun.
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hamsters, you should write a fan fiction with thor, sherlock, and several hamsters. PLEASE.
Bringing up such an idea of psychological terror is to be commended, greyface.
To excute the idea to it's maximum potential,however,we need someone who is better versed in the art of fanfiction than us.
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DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT NESTING IN MY BEAUTIFUL CURLS.
If we can't have your hair, Sherlock.
No one will.
#this is why we like john better#he doesn't notice when we nap on his head in the middle of the night
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Thor/Loki : Thor and Loki as Hamsters
This started on twitter. I misread “Thor’s Hammer” as “Thor’s Hamster”. And thus inspired, I typed line after line of Thor-as-hamster on twitter. So here you go, a short fic of Thor and Loki as hamsters.
Warnings : Mpreg(?), Thor/Loki, Hamsterception
Update : Also available on AO3 here. Had to come up with a title to post there, so I came up with this:
Call Me Fat And The Pups Aren’t Yours.
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Thor is busy hitting the 30mph mark on the speedometer above his wheel when Loki waddles in looking tired.
“Brother,” greets a panting Thor, his legs moving so fast they are but a blur, “have you, huff, put on weight?”
Loki moves a wooden block over and with a grunt of effort, shoves it under the wheel and jams it to a sudden stop. Thor tumbles off, rolls and crashes into a pile of bedding.
“Do not call me fat,” warns Loki.
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omg hamsters ru okay?
We have been quite away from the computer due to negotiations with a weapons deal with one of your human companies.
We are after these pronged weapons known as "forks"
In careful hamster paws, we believe it will be an excellent deterrent for those who dare question the authority of our fuzzy empire.
#i used to be a normal human like you...#until i took multiple stabbings with a pronged object by a hamster
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I believe the artist of the Derpvengers has uncovered your existence.
How interesting...
We are gradually breaking into the mainstream audience.
Soon everyone will know the name of the Hamsters.
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Yes, Tony. Buy all the hamsters.
Guard your wallet, Tony, before Loki buys all the hamsters! :U
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