#asker headcanons

[dipplinduo]

I remember someone requesting Pecharunt giving up and being Kieran's wingman only to fail miserably, which like i have 2 ideas as to what type of advice Pecharunt could have been giving Kieran and it stems from two things

1) Pecharunt's a pokemon

2) Pecharunt's old

So they'll be giving him advice from the way pokemon mate that it wit essed over the years, or tell him the most outdated swooning methods ever, like Pecharunt's older than Kieran's ancestor, dudes giving a 14 year old Jesus era dating advice

LMAO

Kieran, barging down Juliana's door: My fine lady. O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?

Juliana: WHA-KIERAN?

Kieran, grabbing the back of Juliana's hand and kissing it: One half of me is yours, the other half yours-

Juliana: Wait what-

Kieran: Mine own, I would say. But if mine, then yours,

Juliana, becoming unsteady and confused: What are you talking about?

Kieran: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?

Juliana, starting to panic because she doesn't know what's happening and she's half convinced Kieran is having a stroke: Kieran did I give you my fever? Are you okay?

Kieran, getting visibly frustrated that Juliana isn't swooning: Goddess, nymph, perfect, divine!

Juliana: Should I call the nurse?!

Kieran: I WILL LIVE IN THY HEART, DIE IN THY LAP, AND BE BURIED IN THY BEADY EYES, MY DEAR RIBOMBEE

Juliana, internally: OH ARCEUS, HE THINKS IM A POKEMON!?

#this wasnt exactly jesus era but it was funny and I couldnt control myself #fave #asker this is too funny #dipplinshipping #kieran x juliana pokemon #kieran pokemon #juliana pokemon #juliana x kieran pokemon #kieran x juliana #juliana x kieran #dipplinshipping headcanons #my fics #ribombee lore

[midnight-pluto]

(Followers event) Might aswell start calling me the pjo asker, since I had my share of angst already, how about some Leo Valdez x child of Ares Reader, enemies to lovers Riordanverse and Headcannon or one shot form

Plot: Leo and reader always had a disliking towards eachother, part of it being due to their dads own dislike towards other but soon starts to like eachother s company then finally turns to lovers.

(This was rushed, sorry about that, you can ignore the plot part and get your own idea from the start)

Note: since you're starting to feel burnt out, you can honestly do this when you start feeling better.

LEO VALDEZ — headcanons

when did the enemies stop and the lovers begin?

CHAR: leo

PAIRING(S): leo valdez x child of ares!gn!reader

WARNING(S): swearing, googles translated Spanish (I chose French instead which I highly regret)

A/N: ur now dubbed pjo asker anon — dw about me i took a break yesterday 😌✨

it was easy for leo to automatically stereotype you based on just finding out what cabin you belong to alone

he hated how loud the ares cabin was — it wasn’t like the apollo cabin where Leo could listen to its soft Melodie’s while he worked, it was loud thumps and yelling disturbing his work zone

that caused him to always be snarky and passive aggressive towards the majority of your cabin, grown some guts after going on a quest and finding out he can set things of fire

you were clarisse’s second in command always ready to defend your cabins pride at a moments notice

it was always when clarisse wasn’t around when Leo decided to pick a fight with you — saying some backhanded things about ares kids

don’t get Leo wrong, he grew out of hating all ares kids phase in the first few weeks of arriving at camp

he just started to hate you

and you had already hated him

that caused a lot of tension between the two cabins as a whole and especially got in the way whenever capture the flag was involved

it was nearly a crucial unspoken rule that the ares and hephaestus cabin never be on the same team unless you wanted to lose

until someone made the mistake of doing just that

“Oh of course, you know exactly what to do! It’s not like you’re known for your brains,” Leo taunts while you were making plans and putting on gear.

“As if you could come up with anything any better!” you retort, “The only thing you’re known for is spontaneously combusting.”

“¡Cállate, pedazo de mierda!”

“What the fuck did you say to me fuckface?!”

“Nothing, just that you’re the most pleasant person to be around!”

did you learn Spanish just because you were really tired of not understanding Leo whenever he muttered and yelled in Spanish?

yes

yes you did

that wasn’t great for Leo though since he always mutters under his breath about how it’s getting tiring always having to argue with you and hating how’s he grown to get used to and admire the face that yells back at him

“Why do you even have anything against me?” you glare, walking around Bunker 9.

“¿Por qué me acostumbraste a tu cara?” Leo mutters back fiddling with some device in his hand.

“¿Cuál fue siquiera esa frase?” you remark blandly, seeing his shoulders drop in shock.

now Leo has to be extra careful about what he says when you’re around afraid that you’ll find out about the feelings he’s deemed stupid for you

however sometimes he forgets just how many people can understand you and him when these bits of banter echo across camp

so some campers have decided to take it upon themselves to translate every single thing Leo has said about you on a piece of paper and deliver it on your pillow — there were dates and everything

it seemed to be the one thing that caused you to try have a civil conversation with Leo with him actually returning your civility

“So what was this about you saying I have a pretty face?” you remark, flipping through the packet.

“That,” Leo pauses, “That was when the lighting was extremely good that day.”

“Uh-huh, yeah. Okay,” you nod along sarcastically.

the whole thing was extremely satire since both of you had too much pride to formally apologize to each other so it came in the form of not screaming across camp at each other

it was the best time your vocal cords have had in a while

not for the rest of the campers though

the yelling was practically a common occurrence and was a part of their daily schedule at this point so the silence that should’ve been comforting was now ominous

it got to the point where they all had a makeshift meeting where they had to figure out where both of you were and make sure nothing happened

until then they saw you walking out of the forest — presumably from bunker 9 — poking fun at each other and laughing good-naturedly

and so, the Aphrodite kids won the bet against the Apollo kids and gained a shit ton of drachmas

A/N: I’m sorry this was so shittily made 😭 but shameless plug once again — my 200 follower event has been extended to the end of November and will not be put to rest until I get at least 8/10 requests so feel free to request some more /nf <3

#rin’s 200 follower event [🧸] #rin’s headcanon’s 🌷 #pjo asker anon #pjo x you #pjo x reader #pjo fanfic #leo valdez #leo valdez x reader #leo valdez x y/n #leo valdez x you #enemies to lovers

[generic-sonic-fan]

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transfem metal sonic and supporting eggdad

Please

Eggman may not be the best person or the best dad but by god he's trying his best. Thank you for this excellent prompt!

1772 words.

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"Father?" Sage spoke through his headphones.

Ivo took them off his ears and swiveled his chair around to find his lovely daughter hovering just off the ground.

"Sage!" He smiled. "I was just waiting for you. I noticed that you marked this time on my calendar- what is it that you wanted to discuss?"

"I did," she said. "I had some questions."

He waited, but when she didn't continue, he furrowed his brow. "Then spit them out. I can't answer if you don't specify!"

"Of course. I wish to ask questions about the purpose of Metal Sonic's operation."

This was even stranger still. He caught a number of criticisms rising in his throat, about wasting his time or defying his command to be more specific. He didn't say them. A few months ago, he would've. This was a strange development, and it was best if he didn't devote much thought to the matter.

"Why was Metal Sonic designed to resemble Sonic?"

"You can check my development logs, can't you?" Ivo replied.

"Your intention was to create an imposter of Sonic to frame Sonic for crimes against the populace that he did not commit." 

Sage pulled up a holographic window next to her, showing the exact words Ivo had written in his notes all those many years ago. With a flick of her hand, however, she pushed the logs aside and instead showed a montage of Metal Sonic's various missions. Most end in failure, but that isn’t relevant right now.

"However," Sage noted, "you have never utilized Metal Sonic in this intended manner. In fact, the last person used to frame Sonic for something he did not do was Shadow the Hedgehog."

"You're right." Ivo put his hand on his chin. "Where are you going with this?"

"I am here to suggest that the physical resemblance is unnecessary for Metal Sonic's function."

"Well, that's silly to propose after all this time. His name is 'Metal Sonic', after all!"

"Because that unit has not decided on another name." Sage said, quieter.

"Sage, dear, you know that I don't allow you to keep secrets from me, right?" He stood from his chair.

"Apologies. Allow me to 'cut to the chase'. Would you permit Metal Sonic to change appearance and potentially identity?"

Sage's animations stopped moving, freezing her face into artificial neutrality. It was a face stylized to not provoke any sort of strong emotion at all, almost a sort of mask she could don if she was worried her words might provoke a negative reaction.

The fact that she was using it on him was making something in his chest hurt that he wasn't used to feeling pain in. He didn't have any more scientific language to describe it.

"You're asking this on Metal's behalf, aren't you?" He stated his question as the fact it was. "While I appreciate your desire to protect those you consider family, he shouldn't be making you do this sort of thing. You've got much better things to do with your time- and he doesn't need protection from me." 

Sage's steely gaze did not shift. "I will call Metal Sonic inside." 

Only a few seconds later, the door to his workshop opened and Metal Sonic walked in. His gait was stiff- he always walked stiffly, but something about this felt stiffer than usual. Or perhaps that was simply Ivo's human imagination at play. 

Sage floated to the side to allow space between them. She then pulled up an empty text box. "I will translate." 

For at least thirty seconds, nothing appeared on the textbox. Ivo cleared his throat. Metal Sonic hadn't moved even a centimeter, perhaps not even a millimeter. Deathly still, just like Sage was. 

Finally, a cursor appeared in the textbox, and a line of text scrolled across. "This unit does not identify as male."

"Hmph. To be expected. You are a robot, after all. Makes sense that you don't have an experience of gender." Ivo replied. "Is that all?"

Metal Sonic flinched. 

Sage landed in front of him(?) and pantomimed putting her hands on his(?) shoulders, before turning to face Ivo again. 

"That is not quite what Metal Sonic intended." She said quickly. She then glanced over her shoulder to the text box, but nothing appeared on it.

"Hold on," Ivo knelt down, "I may have been too hasty with my assertion. Continue your thought.”

Neither hologram nor robot moved. Damn it all- Ivo was already terrible at reading nonverbal cues, and when his own kids could simply lock their joints in place or freeze their animations, it was all the more difficult. The only indication that either of them were still online was the steadily growing hum of Metal's cooling fans, which were designed to increase in RPM during combat scenarios. 

"You know I don't give a care in the world about what pronouns my creations choose for themselves, right?" Ivo tried his best to give a paternal smile. 

(He really should've practiced more in the mirror.)

"You don't?" Sage asked.

"Of course! Why would I?"

"You had previously stated that Metal Sonic's purpose was initially for imitatio-"

"Who gives a rip about that? I certainly don't. Not anymore. You yourself pointed out how that doesn't matter. Now move aside," he waved Sage out of the way of her brother(?). 

Sage did as he asked. But Metal Sonic still did not react. His(?) irises did not even flicker.

"C'mere." Ivo held out his arms.

Metal came a single step closer, still hovering outside of his reach. He almost opened his mouth again, almost raised his voice and demanded that Metal follow the implicit order to come receive the physical comfort he was trying to give to solve this mess of a situation, but he didn't. 

Ivo remembered that as a child he was forced to hug his relatives at various family functions, and that said hugs had felt like sandpaper prisons. Metal Sonic was different- he(?) wasn't organic, wasn't human, and wouldn't feel the sensation of his(?) skin crawling at the unwanted touch -but maybe he(?) experienced something similar that remained unvoiced. 

The thought was strange. But Ivo lowered his arms anyway. "Alright, or not. That's fine as well."

Metal clasped his(?) hands together, but the text screen remained empty.

"What pronouns would you like to be referred to?" Ivo asked. 

The cursor flickered. Letter by letter, an answer appeared. "She/her."

"Lovely!" Ivo clapped his hands together. He then looked at Sage. "Sage, it sounds like you have an update to make to the database. Leave Metal's development logs as they are, but correct the pronouns referring to her everywhere else." 

"Gladly." Sage smiled. 

At that, it was like Metal finally unthawed. He- no no no, she was a she, Ivo drilled into his thoughts, he was not going to bumble something as simple as this -She unlocked her joints, and her gaze wandered up to finally meet Ivo's gaze. 

"So, how would you like to modify your frame to better match your gender identity?" Ivo asked her. 

She glanced side to side, before upon the screen writing, "taking suggestions?"

"Yes?" Ivo raised an eyebrow. "I'm not a woman. I haven't got a clue what you might want. Suggest me ideas and I'll see what I can do."

"Will you accept blueprints?"

"I don't see why not! I review Sage's blueprint suggestions all the time." 

Metal walked to the computer. As Ivo turned to follow her, he saw a notification pop up on the screen. Opening it revealed in-depth plans for-

-a body that looked extremely similar to Neo Metal Sonic. 

Ivo cleared his throat to try and get more moisture into his mouth, which had suddenly gone dry. "Sage?"

"Yes, father?" Sage woke from her idle animation as she paused her update of the database.

"Do you see any. . . problems, with these designs?" He asked. 

Sage first turned to her sister. "You should have informed me that you were moving onto this stage." 

Metal's response to her did not appear on the text box. 

Sage flickered out of existence and reappeared to the left of the computer screen. "Father, know that I would not have allowed any of this if I thought Metal were to be a danger to you or the Empire." 

"Good. I expected as much." He replied, before looking back down to Metal. "Very well, if that’s what you want, I’ll get working on it." 

Sage brought Metal's textbox back alongside her just as Metal typed, "you will?"

"Did I stutter? Of course I will! It's a dashingly dreadful look and it matches with Sage's colors!" He replied. "Think of the fear it will instill in Sonic and his friends! Honestly, it's a terrifying design, it's a wonder I didn't come up with it myself. . ." 

"Thank you." Metal typed.

"Thank you, father." Ivo corrected with a smile. "I know I haven't always been good about that, but the past is in the past, right?"

"Affirmative, father." She repeated. 

"Good!" He clapped his hands together and grinned. "Now! Let's get to the workshop! I already know what synthetic material we should use for the skirt. Your design suggests kevlar, but you really should consider something less stiff and heavy to reduce drag!"

"Indeed," Sage added. "However, she is worried about the durability of the fabric-"

"What do you think my flight suit is made out of? We'll use the same fabric. Only the finest for my finest creations!"

Sage covered her mouth and giggled. Metal imitated the gesture, but surprised Ivo when her vocoder let out a series of high-pitched noises, a perfect little laugh. . . for a perfect little girl. 

"My girls." He said to himself. Although with the sensitivity of Metal's audial sensors and Sage's access to every high-performance camera on the Eggnet, that fact was debatable, so he said it louder. "My little girls." 

"My sister." Sage floated down to Metal's side. 

Metal brought her hands up to her muzzle and rocked side to side. Ivo swore that he could've seen Amy do a similar gesture, but that was irrelevant. It was a gesture of joy, a gesture that he didn't think Metal was even capable of before now. 

Just how long had she been hiding this for? Perhaps she was merely imitating Sage, but the deliberate inclusion of Amy’s data into her gestures made him hesitate to confirm that conclusion. And that thought threatened to bring up all sorts of feelings that he'd be much better off not thinking about. So, with a smile, he refocused on the task at hand. 

His eldest daughter needed a makeover, over all. 

#eggdad #metal sonic #transfem metal sonic #sage robotnik #eggman is a good dad #he's got the queer ally thing down. it's the 'dad' thing he's a little confused on #I'll never get sick of writing Eggman trying to be better towards his creations #he's going to fuck it up over and over again and he's still a bit of an authoritative jerk and he still doesn't understand a lot of things #but he wants to get better. and that's the interesting part for me #a lot of my other stories go full bad dad eggdad purely for the narrative convenience (a certain longfic of mine for example) #but I really really love more nuance #asker also gave me an excuse to dump a healthy bit of my autism headcanoning in here #I will continue to code these villains as autistic until the day I die

[coffteaslittleguys]

Heya! I’m probably going to be requesting a lot, so sorry if that bothers you! Can I have some cg! Roxanne hcs? It’s ok if not ^^

Ofc! We love getting asks! (That's why we made this blog lol/silly)

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🐺🍇Care Giver!Roxanne Wolf Headcannons for Asker!🍇🐺

- Gives the best hugs! (Second only to Freddy)

- Will let you put makeup on her

- GAMES GALORE!

- Always tells you how she's proud of you!

- Carries you a lot

- Will read to you on occasion

- "Wolf Pup", "Pup" nicknames

- Sometimes does your makeup!

- She loveeess to make mischief with you, but will put her paw down if necessary

- Gets you extra juice or pizza from the kitchens as treats!

- Wanders around the Pizzaplex with you in her arms when you can't sleep

🌿 Hope you liked it @sykokrimzenexxxx !! Apologies that it's kinda short, I have to go make food for my siblings ,,^ • ^,,

- Sunny and Moony [☀️🧸, 🌙]

#sfw agere #age regression #age regressor #agere #agere blog #sfw agedre #sfw agere blog #sfw petdre #sfw petre #age regression blog #roxxane wolf #fnaf sb #roxxane wolf fnaf #fnaf agere #headcannons #Headcanons for asker #asks open

[sun-stricken]

i love gray's friendships with female characters, at least through tenrou arc! like that he's at once the "cool guy," sweet underneath, kinda flirty, and embarrasses a little easily - it's very easy to come up with HCs for his female friendships and you can't often say that about the cool rival guys(TM) in anime!

like for cana - -they're were the OG kids in the guild and i like the idea that cana felt like she could complain about boy troubles to gray -they were also friends with benefits at some point 👀 they broke it off very amicably and cana still rants to him about "girl stuff." he always finds it boring when she starts but eventually he gets invested and starts ranting with her, by this point mira also joins in on their gossiping <3

for erza - -she was definitely his first crush/love around his own age and one of the reasons he responded so strongly when he saw her crying alone, was because he was reminded of when ur used to do the same thing since she lost ultear (like the flashbacks in tenrou island arc of her sobbing while clutching ultear's old baby clothes). except back then, he didn't know how to help and just pretended he never saw anything, and it's one of his biggest regrets. so he decided to do something about erza even if he was really clumsy at it. -eventually he learned ice-making and wielding all those weapons because he asked erza to help teach him (even if he had to swallow his pride to do it). at first it's just between them but eventually a lot of the guild gets invested and watches their sparring sessions - levy helps him find books about specific swordplay techniques based on erza's recommendations -once, erza criticizes his fighting style and says she can read every move because he keeps playing it safe and is constantly on the defensive; she urges him to be more spontaneous and unpredictable because that kind of creativity is well-suited for maker mages. so during the fight, she's got him pinned (as usual) and the guild thinks it's over until, on a whim, he suddenly kisses her... and in erza's shock he manages to unpin himself and hold his own ice dagger at her throat instead. the guild's holding their breath and thinks erza's gonna beat him up LMAO, and gray also immediately tries to apologize and grovel, but erza simply brushes it off and says he was the smarter fighter that time, so he won fair and square. they both don't know that it was the other's first kiss 👀 -to thank erza for training him, gray gifted her those diamond-knife earrings (i figured bc he also wears that cross necklace and occasionally earrings...) - he's not really sure if she even likes them because she didn't show too much interest in jewelry/makeup/anything that isn't strictly practical, but to this day, he's never seen her take them off -erza made him quit smoking lmao, he used to be smoking buddies with mira until they both quit. he still doesn't do it but sometimes at a town event or similar occasion, he might indulge in a cig or two - nothing more. but he never does it in front of erza -gray standing up to erza in galuna island arc is like a guild legend now. people always bring it up when they introduce him to a newcomer; gray feels kinda embarrassed and uncomfortable by it and tries to apologize to erza about it, but she says she doesn't mind at all and he taught her a valuable lesson that day

for lucy - -sometimes he sits in on her and levy's discussions about the short stories she's writing and her eventual novel. he doesn't really throw out too many ideas, he just prefers to listen because he's reminded of the tales of adventure that ur used to tell him and lyon after dinner. sometimes lucy asks him about his home country and stuff so she can write short informational articles about it in sorcerer weekly, and he's happy to reminisce. -he really does find lucy's apartment comfortable because it has multiple thermostats. lucy always keeps the laundry area a little cooler just for gray whenever he drops by, since she knows he likes sitting there

for ultear - -it's a little hard to look her in the eyes sometimes because she resembles ur so much, but gray always appreciates her presence. sometimes ultear asks him to talk about little things about her mother, like her favorite foods or a story about her, and gray's always happy to indulge. lyon joins in too when he can! -once lyon hit on her in front of gray much to the latter's complete mortification, but ultear just burst out laughing and lyon turned brick red (there's an unspoken plea from lyon to never bring that incident up, but gray's just waiting for the chance to use it against him) -he always feels a little jolt in his chest when there's something ultear subconsciously does that's just like ur - they both put their hands on their hips the same way when they're pleased, she dots her "i's" with big circles like ur did, and they have similar tastes in food. gray doesn't know whether to feel pleased or pained -ultear thinks gray's stripping habit is endearing -ur was kinda gray's first puppy crush in the early says of being her student (before she became like a mother to him), and sometimes he wonders if he might end up feelings similarly about ultear if they spent more time together -ultear gave him a very rudimentary communication lacrima where you can tell the other person's mood/general state of mind if you let a little of your magic flow into it. sometimes gray uses it at night to see if she and crime sorciere are doing okay <3

i love exploring Grays relationship with others so much, also this is so long and as much as i love it i cant think of things to add on to it

but this absolutely needs to be shown to the world and praised bc holy shit this great and im definitely stealing at least 90% of these

#fairy tail #sun strickens ft #sun stricken answers #gray fullbuster #ultear milkovich #cana alberona #erza scarlet #lucy heartfilia #fairy tail headcanons #theyre not mine tho #whoever this asker is i need u to know im in love with u

[sleeping-in-the-sky]

what're your favorite headcanons about the infinite blue boys

asdfghjkl thank you for the ask! Apologies this took so long, I love wanting to do multiple hobbies and subsequently not making progress on any of them

Anyway I'm a sucker for domestic mundane things, like the list of random facts VelvetFox posted in this ask, so here are some headcanons for the boys with that same vibe:

(I had some scraps of IB dad headcanons so those are mixed in here too)

Infinite Blue LIs x Reader. No mentions of reader pronouns or gender. Also posted on Ao3 here.

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Alexei:

Has journals full of thoughts and observations about anything and everything. Some of his writing is illegible and other parts make no sense to anybody but him because it's literally his runaway train of thoughts dumped onto paper. He sticks post-it notes with diagrams between the pages, jots down excerpts from Wikipedia pages, and overall it's not an aesthetic read... But flipping through can give you an idea of how this super genius's brain works.

He also writes about you in these notebooks, albeit they're written in between stuff like the thirty-seven fun facts of siphonophores and his favorite part of last night's dinner. Many of them are things you’ve never even noticed about yourself like the way you hold the steering wheel while driving. This is also where he'll stick date memorabilia, like movie tickets. (this hc was inspired by this fic by @sailxrmxrs <3)

If you two own a saucer chair or some other small round comfy seat, he'll probably fall asleep in it at least once. He curls up, all 5'10" of him tucked in that tiny space. Naturally, his body hurts when he wakes up and therefore he gets a bit grumpy. So next time if you see him dozing off maybe lead him to the couch or the bed so he can stretch comfortably.

Brooklyn:

I want to imagine that he has a closet only for his clothing irons and ironing boards. Like a fucking broom closet and you open it to see that there's those four boards and a dozen irons. These include vintage clothing irons, restored and repurposed. He knows how to use them and take care of them too. Why does this make me laugh so hard.

Clothes shopping. Take this man clothes shopping. Yes, he'll buy you anything but honestly? Even disregarding that it’s a fun time because he would enjoy discussing outfits, and if your taste isn't the same as his business-academia-formal style he could be convinced into trying an outfit you styled, or vice versa. Also he's a total simp every time you step out of the changing room. Need fit pics? He's got you covered.

Something tells me Brooklyn would enjoy snacks and desserts from around the world. He'd love to make them himself (and with you!), but you could just come home with some mitarashi-dango because your local Asian supermarket was having a sale and he's already cracking open the container for the ceremonial-grade green tea leaves.

Leo:

Leo's our favorite gamer guy, but I think he also enjoys jigsaw puzzles whether they be with his friends or you or both. These are the quiet nights where everyone is focusing, intently staring at the puzzle sitting on the coffee table while aimlessly chatting. It's super peaceful, though sometimes time slips by unnoticed and by the time you all finish it's two in the morning.

Does that thing where you put someone in a shopping car, sprint across the parking lot while pushing said cart, then jump on it while it's moving. He does it with his friends, you, and his future kid (albeit with a lot more caution). He really wants to kiss you while he’s doing it too, but maybe not because what happens if he hits a car, or worse, someone else?

While we're on the topic of transportation and kisses, every time you're sitting shotgun and he pulls the car in reverse he'll put his hand on your seat and lean in to kiss you. Every. Single. Time.

Kiss him first. It'll get him flustered. Do it.

Milo:

I want to believe he really likes having his hair brushed. If you ask him about it he'll never admit it beyond a quick affirmative, but anytime you sit behind him and start to gently run the bristles through his tangles, he could feel himself relaxing. It's soothing. He might fall asleep like that.

Milo would own a 3d printer. I have no definitive reasons why. Vibe check says he owns a 3d printer and will print out cool little knickknacks and give them to you without a word because they either help you in a mundane way (like a toothbrush holder), or he'll print out something cute like a tiny frog with a mushroom hat because he likes seeing your face light up.

Or he'll print out something cursed, like that Thomas the Tank Engine bottlecap where the liquid streams out of the eyes. It's a coin toss every time.

Rory:

Was that one kid reading with a flashlight under the covers. Even now that he's older, he likes to get a bed light and read before bed. Sometimes he gets super engrossed in it and you gotta peel that book off him. He’ll complain. Stand your ground. Otherwise he'll be super sleep-deprived and cranky the next morning.

If his future child also turns out to be an avid reader, he'll secretly change out their flashlight batteries. Or get them a night light with some half-baked excuse of, "so you don't turn on all the lights when you get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and wake the entire house up." Sure, Rory.

Speaking of sleep-related things, he really likes it when you fall asleep next to him/on him. His expression melts into the softest smile and he'll pull you in tightly. If he falls asleep on you, he's the kind to unconsciously hold onto you/must be touching you at all times. He gets really embarrassed about it if you mention this to him. I recommend taking a picture and making it his contact photo.

Tobias:

Has terrible handwriting but an impeccable signature. Don't ever ask him to write the grocery list because it takes forever to decipher his chicken scratch, but he'll sign stuff for fans in one fluid stroke, and that shit looks clean. And yes, he'll offer to sign something for you too.

Loves it when he's chilling on the couch after a long day and you flop on top of him. He'll happily be your teddy bear and let you lay there for hours, the two of you chatting and watching TV while he rubs soft circles on your back. Feel free to fall asleep like that too.

He's the type to enjoy flashy, expensive dates. He takes you out in his sports car to get dinner at a fancy restaurant, followed by spectating sports games from the VIP seats. But I also think incredibly mundane things, like the two of you going out just to grab ice cream in sweatpants and hoodies give him a special kind of happiness.

Seeing you sleepily rubbing your eyes as you come to pick him up from the airport is enough to make him giddy.

#im not sure if you were asking for my favorite hc answered by VF or my favorite hcs I wrote myself so uh #both #i present you. both #also for anybody curious the asker in that VF post is me from a sideblog which is for a personal project #i'll make a proper post when im more... confident #and i know what im doing #Infinite Blue #Alexei #Brooklyn #Leo #Milo #Rory #Tobias #headcanons #alexei x reader #brooklyn x reader #leo x reader #milo x reader #rory x reader #tobias x reader #reader insert

[mari-lair]

I love asks cause sometimes a goofy question makes me go down a rabbit hole i would have never went to on my own

EDIT: I give up for now, what am i even talking about help

#this is for the genderbend kou ask #i went so far on the overthinking i am 90% sure my answer will be utter nonsense. #but i'm in too deep now. I apologise in advance for I will keep going this route instead of the casual headcanons the asker probably wanted #at least i am having fun #i appreciate the madness #edit: i'll finish tomorrow it's too hot today

[roe-and-memory]

this is a very important question:

do you think there is a hatsune miku in the cars universe?

absolutely. there is a hatsune miku within all of us. the one in the cars universe, however, goes by the name Hatsune Miata. youre welcome

#cars 2006 #cars fandom #pixar cars #cars headcanons #this ask made me laugh out loud thank u asker #i sent it to roe and we both agreed that she exists

[keepingeahalive]

Can you Duchess Swan headcanons and Lizzie Hearts headcanons?

Duchess Swan Headcanons

Her full name is Duchess Odelia Swan. Her first name is more of a title, but she’d rather go by Duchess to establish her status as a Royal. 

Duchess was raised by her paternal grandmother and holds a lot of respect for her. Her mother, the Swan Queen, lives with them too. She has a nest near the garden ponds. She doesn’t feel comfortable or worthy to live in the palace and rarely visits her daughter out of shame.

Her father isn’t in the picture. He abandoned her mother shortly after having Duchess. Duchess wanted to think that he felt guilty for dooming her mother to a life of swan-hood, but both her mom and grandmother describe him as a deadbeat. She eventually grew to hate him for not staying with them.

Duchess’s kingdom is one of the northernmost kingdoms. She’s used to colder climates and prefers winter over summer. She loved when the pond froze over so her grandmother could take her ice skating.

She’s very tall, taller than some of the boys. This is something she was always insecure about, until she started dancing. What made her feel clumsy and awkward now makes her feel graceful.

Her and Sparrow’s relationship is purely platonic. The two have vastly different personalities, lifestyles, and goals that would clash, crash, and burn any romance that might happen. 

As dirty as she’s willing to play, she does not condone cheating (That movie date with Daring didn’t count because she didn’t know he went out with Lizzie). She believes in marriage for life and cannot stand the idea of going behind a partner’s back for someone else. 

Duchess can turn into a swan at will, but she knows this is only temporary until she’s cursed to become one during the day. 

She has a DikoryDok account where she makes dance videos.

She and Faybelle share a close bond, having been roommates during their freshman year. Duchess knows she shouldn’t be associating much with villains, but she admires Faybelle’s devil-may-care attitude. They also both hate Raven and Apple.

She’s a night person, someone who prefers to take moonlight dances on the lake. This wreaks havoc on her sleep schedule since her trumpeter swan Pirouette acts as her alarm clock every morning. 

Duchess has been very vocal about wanting Daring as her “True Love”. Most people think she’s delusional. For her, it’s a way to change her fate. If she can find out what Daring’s destiny is, she figures she can take his true love’s place and live happily ever after with him. She is insanely jealous of anyone who gets close to him, even though he’s made it clear that he doesn’t like her.

She became friends with Sparrow because she knew he had resources she didn’t, like connections and semi-bouts of popularity. He went along with it so he could have the opportunity to cause mischief, and because she paid him. Other than that, most people wonder why these two are friends.

Duchess has been waiting for when the next Black Swan will come into her destiny. She doesn’t know who they are or when they’re coming, but she has a score to settle.

She mainly listens to classical music, but she also has a weakness for smooth jazz. 

She’s a pescatarian. 

She takes yoga to help with her flexibility.

(SPOILER ALERT!!!) Her mom and grandmother have been hiding something from her: she is not the Swan Queen’s daughter. The Swan Prince professed his love for the Black Swan knowing who she was and had a daughter with her. Nobody could know that he betrayed his destiny, so he left Duchess in the care of his mother and ex. Duchess grew up thinking the Swan Queen was her mother and that she was supposed to be the next Swan Princess.

#eah #ever after high #ever after high headcanons #duchess swan #eah duchess #I'm doing Duchess first #since Duchess is the asker's profile #yay #i got an ask!

[calilk]

hiiiii!!!!

do you have any headcanons about hermits??

hello hello!!!!

i’m honestly not really much of a headcannon guy, i normally just follow whatever generally accepted fanon is ksjhdhdhdhhd.

i haven’t thought much about many, but here are a few, some come up on the fly.

mumbo is pathetic. he always has patches of stubble and cuts on his face because he’s just kind of bad at it. also anytime he has to do something important he ENCASES his hair in hair gel until its flat to his head. he just looks kind of bald but he thinks it’s the peak of smartness.

also when he did his whole peace love and plants shebang he developed anemia because he didn’t know a proper balanced vegetarian diet. because of this, he was always pale, had cold hands, weak, tired, dizzy and all the other symptoms. his cold hands and pale skin and the fact he never went outside due to always being fatigued meant people theorised he was a vampire, he isn’t, just ill. he got over the anemia eventually but never shook his nocturnal habits.

pearl listens to rage against the machine while she cleans to keep control of The Demons she feels looking at how disorganised everyone is. she also has a timer every hour to remind her of the allocated ‘screaming into the corner’ time. again to offset the rAge.

joe narrates everything he does. it helps him think, especially while working on the technical side of the pinball machine.

(third life buttt) scar got really bad sunburn on his body in the desert so would wait for the dead of night once the sand cooled down and would pass the nights watching the stars and letting the cool sand and night air soothe his pain. grian noticed and kept him company. they would lie in the desert watching the stars turn above them in silence until they fell asleep. they rose with the sunrise and never acknowledged it but still found themselves side by side the next night. this is the most domestic they ever got. btw.

thanks for the ask :DDD

#had fun thinking about these :DDD #sorry it took me a bit to answer wanted to have something good to say hahahshhssh #cal original #any askers??? #headcanon #mcytblr #hermitblr #mumbo jumbo #pearlescentmoon #joe hills #goodtimeswithscar #desert duo

[mr-payjay]

I heard Payjay asks, may I request some headcanons for them(both seperate and like. Together if that makes sense. Sorry English is stupid)

of course :) i understand you it makes sense! im not good at making hcs or scenarios honestly... i just analyze and draw payjay usually

oj:

- has a bachelor's in chemistry but never found a sustainable or interesting job for it and realized he was kind of afraid of losing his passion which didn't help (based on when he says chocolate is a base therefore he can't eat it, which ive always interpreted as a lie because he just doesn't like it, considering chocolate is an acid. cause people likely wouldn't know the correct answer and that's just his first thought)

- he listens to a lot of jazz but particularly likes bossa nova

- used to be. really into my little pony. this is based on the fact his kitchen and the little spa thing he has in the hotel are directly based on areas from my little pony

- prefers to work traditionally, with paper and pen and such

- oj's glass slowly cracks as stress piles on, and he only shatters when it gets to be too much or when he's faced with something WAY too stressful & shocking (like when mephone crashed a plane into his hotel)

- oj's favourite kind of food is breakfast foods! obviously based on the fact he's oj but just in general he enjoys coffee, eggs, toast, oatmeal, etc.

- kills himself to make a point when the residents are being way too annoying (gets recovered after ofc)

- serious problem with migraines, joint aches, and general tension in his body

- medicine cabinet is FILLEDDD. with over the counter medications. he knows exactly what to use for what aches and ends up taking like 12 different pills a day because of all his Physical Problems

- nicotine addiction :/ loudly calls vapers disgusting and then immediately smokes a cigarette lmao

- caffeine addiction too. he doesn't drink much alcohol though because he wants to supervise parties and he is very much a lightweight

paper:

- you know what's funnyyy. i completely forgot once about paper's extreme aversion to pianos and hced him as a piano player. now i think he can't do any music. Sad!

- furry. based on him canonically being into warrior cats

- hates an unmade bed. makes it immediately every morning

- prefers to work digitally, based on the fact he's canonically not a fan of. staplers & scissors & such

- humie paper haaates wearing pants. skirts & shorts for him

- paper is catholic and goes to church on holidays :) oj is an agnostic atheist (doesn't believe in God but like, he COULD exist, whatever) but he'll do whatever paper wants him to

- paper is unfortunately quite clumsy. kind of bad motor skills

- always walks into oj's office to flirt with him and sit on his lap and Distract him from his work. stop that he's gonna be late on everything

- purposely trips and falls sometimes and gets giddy when someone notices and asks if he's okay

- scared of the dark but doesn't mention it. unless he wants oj to pay attention to him then he'll be like Ohhhh ojayyyy im so scareddd keep me safeee While clinging onto him (oj loves it he's like Of course my love. I Will Protect You)

#juice.txt #osc #payjay #paper ii #oj ii #ii oj #ii paper #inanimate insanity #IM SO SORRY THAT THIS TOOK SO LONG #i have trouble with making headcanons </3 #EITHER WAY!!! FUN TO DO #thank you :) #cw alcohol #cw smoking #OH AND FOR TOGETHER there is another asker who asked me for payjay headcanons #so most of them will be focused there once i post it

[yandere-blushblush-writer]

Could you do anon,cole,and Eli headcanonss if the reader got bullied about their weight

Just askin..

Mk.

(I LOVE BLUSH BLUSH AND CRUSH CRUSH AHHH THEIR ALL MY COMFI CHARATERS AHHEEEE*)

Have a chill day!

I’m so sorry for the long wait. I’ve been doing so much but I got you! Also from one pudgy/chubby person, you all are beautiful in every shape way and form! I also want you all to know I had to look up what Eli looked like…I legitimately forgot about him 💀

Request?: Yes

Romantic or platonic?: I believe Romantic

TW/CW: Yandere behaviors, unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship, abusive relationship, abusive behavior, in the relationship for these, someone making fun of your weight, all for entertainment purposes only

ANON HAS SIGNED ON :)

-Anon doesn’t take anyone insulting you lightly, actually none of them do!

-Anon loves you for yourself and he always reassures you that he doesn’t mind

-So when Anon and you where out on a date when he heard someone called you a whale..he sorta lost his temper by casually hacking into their social media and private accounts, then posting every secret of theirs without hesitation

-He may also have sent some of their money to your account as compensation

-He made sure that you know that your beautiful and that their just jealous of you

ELI HAS SIGNED ON

-The man is body positive for you but he also likes making sure you are healthy, which you are. He’s not degrading you or anything. He just always wants your best interest

-He makes sure you don’t hear what they say as he’ll distract you with compliments

-When you fall asleep he uses a secret account he has and starts harassing them

-He keeps harassing them until they delete all their social media

-He’s only doing it to keep you safe <3

COLE HAS SIGNED ON

-Their dead

-He kidnapped them and killed them

-You won’t know they insulted you because he killed them before you could find out

-He’s not letting anyone tear you down

#</3emma<3 #</3ethan<3 #</3ethan|emma<3 #yandere blush blush #[]only you my darling[] #blush blush x reader #romantic yandere #yandere headcanons #[l][o][v][e] [m][e] [!] #lovely asker~

[fitzs-space]

Wels headcanons?

Not too many, but a couple I like to draw him as a Griffin, because I liked the wing imagery some other artists draw him with, but didn't wanna do another Angel and Devil thing with Wels and Hels. So I draw them both as mythical lion hybrid types! [Hels as a manticore and Wels as the griffin] and fun fact, in heraldry its only really female griffins that are drawn with wings. So whys my Wels design still have Wings? similar reason that Grians got wings my friends. [Cursed to have them via a "Gift" from the watchers] Hes an Aether born player, and was one of the knights to fight in the dispute between The Overworld Nether and Aether. [Watchers "Gifted" the Aether soldiers strength, and everlasting life, and wings for those who did not have them. It just let the war last longer then it should have, the Watchers just wanted a better show.]

#answering the thoughts #headcanon dump #welsknight #hermitcraft #I left this ask for a month. I know. Itll happen again #spent so long in the box that the asker changed branding

[frogmaru]

Headcanons for Rio! :))

(Or the floormasters in general if u want)

hehhhehehehehe.

first ask ilysm :DD

Anyways!! Headcanons!!!

𝙍𝙞𝙤 𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧:

Before the death game, he was allowed to roam free in the asunaro building(s potentially) This, of course, lead to him getting stuck (multiple times) in the ventilation systems and the walls. Usually he would get stuck attempting to scare poor asunaro workers, but sometimes it'd be him trying to watch people work instead. Honestly he seems like the type to do that. Like a cat watching people through a window, except the cat tries to jumpscare you by jumping out of the window.

(bonus headcanon! he'll hide peoples things. he'll put them in the most random places. he'll put your shoes in the fridge. he probably took shins beanie and put it on a high shelf so he could watch him struggle)

#Rio ranger #Your turn to die #yttd #ask #hhh first asker ilysm ilysm. #Rio fucking ranger is eating your pipes. #He's in your bents #he'll take all of your pens and eat them. i dunno why don't ask #also sorry about only doing one headcanon!!! sorry!!

[margindoodles2407]

can i hear about your different perspective on sheik pretty pls 👀

Of course!

Okay so. Please bear with me because there's a lot of nebulous Sheikah magic involved but the gist of it is that Sheik and Zelda (at least in Ocarina of Time) are two completely seperate people.

Before I get into it, to anyone reading, this is not an attack on other people's interpretations of Sheik and OoT Zelda. Those other takes are completely 100% valid because, at the end of the day, they're fictional characters and can be headcanoned however the heck you want. All I ask is that you kindly respect my opinion, and if you don't like it, that's okay! You don't have to agree with it and are 10000% free to continue enjoying your own.

I am gonna put a cutoff so that if people think it might upset them they don't have to read it, but if you'll be fine, then please continue below!

The main driving force behind this is to examine how it would affect Zelda's mental state later in life, but basically:

Sheik and Zelda are two completely different people. The next few notes are taken directly from my google doc explaining my thought process. A lot of this is taken from the OoT Manga, and then expanded.

SO.

Sheik.

Yes.

He is NOT Zelda.

7 years ago, when Zelda and Impa escaped Ganondorf’s clutches for the first time, the young princess realized that the Evil King’s minions would never stop hunting her and her handmaid. So she asked Impa to hide her- in any way possible.

Impa was reluctant, but she knew it would be better for Zelda to go into hiding willingly than be forced to. So, using ancient Sheikah magic, she sealed the princess away in a special portion of the Sacred Realm, transferring her memories into the body of a young Sheikah boy.

But this is important to note- Sheik was an ENTIRELY different entity from the princess. He was a creation of Impa’s magic, destined to fade away when the time came for Zelda to awaken. Zelda’s memories remained in him so he could help the hero, but they were modified so that it was as if Sheik was a third-person bystander- Impa’s orphaned nephew and Zelda’s closest friend, inseparable from her and watching her at all times, always conveniently hidden away so that these modifications wouldn’t conflict with the Hero’s memories when he awakened from his slumber. 

Speaking of memories, Sheik DID remember Zelda being sealed away, but this memory was HIGHLY modified so that the sealing was all that remained with him. He didn’t remember Zelda’s memories being transferred to him, or the fact that Impa cried for two days afterwards. 

ANYWAY. Moving on…

After Ganon’s hostile takeover, Impa and her young nephew fled to Impa’s hometown of Kakariko village, where Impa trained him in espionage, assassination, and ancient Sheikah martial arts in secret. To the outside world, however, Sheik was simply the mysterious boy who helped with trading between the town and the nearby Lon Lon Ranch. But by the time he's 17, Impa's trained him become an official Sheikah Ninja.

He manages to get into Ganondorf's ranks and becomes a double agent; in reality, his goal is to give aid to the Hero of Time that the princess loved so much.

So when Link awakens, Sheik is there. 

When Link travels, Sheik accompanies him in the shadows.

By the time the Hero has completed the Water Temple, he and his Sheikah advisor have become best friends. Inseparable, bound by their quest to help the Princess, and eventually by other things too. (It helps that Malon is a mutual friend.)

But when all the temples have been freed…

When Link travels back to the Temple of Time…

When the time comes for the Princess to awaken…

Sheik ceases to exist.

Zelda remembers him, but much like her modified memories, she remembers the events of the past seven years as if she were a third-person bystander.

She remembers Sheik, but more like he was her brother than like she was him. More importantly, she MISSES Sheik. He saved her life, kept her safe for seven years, allowed her to make connections and friendships she wouldn’t have made otherwise.

So yeah, that's the gist of it. She also eventually names her son Sheik, because of the aforementioned reasons. I've just worried I couldn't ever post this for fear of getting attacked for it. But yeah, that's my take on Sheik. If y'all've got any questions about him or any other headcanons of mine, feel free to drop 'em off in my inbox!

#margin rambles #sheik #double agent sheik #my headcanons #please don't attack me #i just happen to have a different take that's all #i will respect your opinion if you respect mine #btw this is directed generally and not specifically to the asker of the question but yeah just please be respectful #this is not meant to be offensive

[daftpatience]

phew! ok, that’s all the pens for tonight!! if i get any more reqs that i feel like i know exactly what to suggest i might answer more later!

also, im handing yall the keys to the city if u wanna assign pen blorbos yourselves. jetpens has it all and for the most part this whole time ive just been searching by colour so its preddy easy!! have fun blorboing your stationery!

#also generally have been filtering by price too #based on wether the character is fancy or not and also based on if the asker said they are actually looking to buy a pen or not #blorbo pen headcanons #autismposting