feeble scholar? not with that PHYSIQUE on god. i want him to punch me so hard that i black out & wake up on the way to helgen
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THIS SHIT TOOK ME OUT I STG 😭😭
Im simultaneously in shock someone noticed this dynamic ive been pushing, and am so fucking estatic u made a meme abt it <333
The reader/MCs may or may not display this behavior bc this is how i feel abt alhaitham all the fucking time in game 💀
Sumeru quest was just constantly me screaming at the screen: "u cant "im a little nerd guy" ur way out of this one, u literally starting a coup against the government alhaitham???!!!!"
Its the body builder arms that simply put his argument at a disadvantage immediately
ANYWAY TYSM FOR MEMES SPECIFICALLY FOR MY BS THIS MEANS MORE THAN U KNOW LIKE ITS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE 😭💖💖💝💝💝
Guzma: Which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different if you put in hot water?
Archie: You were putting it in cold water...?
Guzma: Yeah, I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, didn't realize there was an actual reason
Archie: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???
Maxie: Why are you... putting it in the microwave... to boil it???
Archie: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove???
Maxie: It takes less than a minute!
Archie: Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun??
Maxie: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?!
Archie: Like 7 minutes!
Maxie: Just stick the mug on top of the stove, on medium heat... And it boils in like 2 minutes- Less than that if you use a saucepan.
Archie: You're putting the whole mug on the stove?! On medium heat?! Your stove is enchanted.
have an acid pit 3/4 full of hydrochloric acid. when the PCs fall in, nitric acid pours in until it is full. you now have an acid pit of aqua regia. aqua regia is one of the few acids that can dissolve precious metals. this includes gold and platinum.
I'm gonna be honest bud I think losing their money would be low down the list of concerns in this situation - Paper
love how this photo shows off the curtains of limestone in white room, while also getting some cool creatures in here too! the way pyramid butterflyfish school in this game has always been something i love…
Aqua: Can I get your opinion on something that happened at work today?
Subaru: Of course.
Shion: Yeah, sure.
Aqua: Well, I did something that will either make me look like a lovable goof or a horrible monster damned to spend eternity in hell.
Subaru: I’m sure it’s lovable.
Shion: I’m gonna go with monster. What do you got?
Aqua: Well, there’s this person in the office who’s retiring, and they were passing around one of those big cards for us to sign…
Subaru: Okay.
Aqua: But no one told me they were in a horrible car accident over the weekend, and what I was signing was not a retirement card, but was actually a “get well” card.
Shion: I’m liking my odds here.
Aqua: So on the card, in the hospital, next to the person who’s clinging for life are the words “Hey, Staff-san, you deserve this.”
Shion: *gasp*
Aqua: “And at least with you gone, no one will steal my yogurt out of the fridge.”
Colress: “Doctors. 140,000 pokén a year. Furry artists on Patreon. 160,000 a year.”
Rose: “I think, you’re lowballing the furry amount, to be honest.”
Colress: “Oh, sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff.”
Rose: “… no matter how I respond to this, I don’t look good. Well played. I walked right into that.”
Lusamine: “Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.”
Colress: “… Did you just legitimately tell me, that a person who draws LUCARIO ASS, is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years at a university to give you your lung transplant?”
Guzma: “Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them.”
Colress: “You will die in 7 days-”
Maxie: “It took doctors like, 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me. Some insisting I was faking for attention, while a furry artist I knew just went “That sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right. Also, I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Swoobat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?”
Archie: “YOU COULD IF YOU WEREN’T A FUCKING COWARD!!!”
Cyrus: “This conversation was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here??”