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*team star and Arven hiding in various locations around the team star base*

Nimona: team star come out to battle

#submission #pokemon #team star #arven #nemona #incorrect quotes #source: warriors

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Eri: BB what are you doing here

Penny: hide me Florian is on vacation and nimona is desperate for someone to battle

#submission #pokemon #team star #eri #team star eri #penny #team star penny #nemona #incorrect quotes #source: ???

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Rei: we don't talk about volo no no no

Volo: I hate you

Rei: feelings mutual bitch

#submission #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #protagonist #rei #volo #pokemon wielder volo #incorrect quotes #source: encanto

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Penny: You're in her DMs. I AM her DM Penny: We're playing Dungeons & Dragonites. We meet on Fridays at 8, you can join us if you'd like. Please bring snacks and a mixer

#pokemon #team star #penny #team star penny #incorrect quotes #source: meme

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Protagonist: I only wish for people to be happy :) Volo: Christ you are extremely fuckin selfish, die Protagonist: I am 15 years old

#pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #protagonist #volo #pokemon wielder volo #incorrect quotes #source: meme

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Atticus: Vodka or fireball? Mela: I only drink molten plastic, dumb thotticus

#pokemon #team star #atticus #team star atticus #mela #team star mela #incorrect quotes #source: meme

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Ghetsis: You all only hate me because I've tried to kill you multiple times and will continue to do so. Get over yourselves

#pokemon #team plasma #ghetsis harmonia #plasma boss ghetsis #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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*Playing "Guess Who" with Team Star members* Penny: Does your person have mental stability? Juliana: ...Yes Penny: *Slaps down all but one card* IT'S MOMO

#pokemon #team star #penny #team star penny #protagonist #juliana #giacomo #team star giacomo #incorrect quotes #source: meme

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Guzma: What do you mean you had 56 boyfriends? You told me you were a virgin till you got married.

Kukui: Hey, you can have a boyfriend without having to go all the way.

Guzma: You cannot! If that were true, Kukui, that would mean you were a slut.

Burnett: Oh, come on, Guzma, how can you say that? So the man had 56 boyfriends in one year. He's not a slut.

Kukui: Thank you, burnett.

Burnett: he is the slut. She's the Grand Pooh-Bah of Slutdom. Hee's the easiest man in this room.

Guzma: Burnett, you take that back.

Burnett: The slut is dead. Long live the slut.

#submission #pokemon #team skull #guzma #skull boss guzma #professor kukui #professor burnet #source: golden girls

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Cliff: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Arlo: I'm a knife.

Sierra, from across the room: He's the little spoon!

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#submission #pokemon #team go rocket #pokemon go #cliff #arlo #sierra #incorrect quotes #source: ???

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Volo: Remember, this is supposed to be fun!

Giratina: This is supposed to be war.

Volo: No reason it can’t be both!

#submission #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #volo #pokemon wielder volo #giratina #incorrect quotes #source: she-ra

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Ortega: Here you go, Penny, a nice hot cup of coffee! Penny: It's cold. Ortega: A nice cup of coffee. Penny: It's horrible! Ortega: Cup of coffee. Penny: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee. Ortega: C U P.

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#submission #pokemon #team star #ortega #penny #team star ortega #team star penny #incorrect quotes #source: cabin pressure

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Cliff, after defeating a Trainer: You are dead! Not big surprise.

#submission #pokemon #pokemon go #team go rocket #cliff #incorrect quotes #source: tf2

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Ghetsis: "Since I'm an atheist, it means I can't sin. As a result, I can kill you without any of that moral or legal bullshit getting in the way."

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#submission #pokemon #team plasma #plasma boss ghetsis #ghetsis harmonia #incorrect quotes #source: ???

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Ghetsis: Bitch, do you want me to jump across this table because I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY FOR THIS, okay?!

Cyrus: You feeling froggy? Leap.

Ghetsis: Ok well here I come

(Source: "Empire")

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#pokemon #team plasma #ghetsis #plasma boss ghetsis #team galactic #galactic boss cyrus #cyrus #incorrect quotes #source: empire

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Penny: It's pride month! You know what that means Ortega: huh. what Ortega: do you want me to build like. gay. starmobiles? what??

#pokemon #team star #penny #team star penny #ortega #team star ortega #incorrect quotes #source: meme

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Penny: All my followers are actually hostages I have tied up in an abandoned grain silo and am monologuing to. Atticus: 'Tis a most splendid monologue. Penny: Thank you, Hostage #3. Ortega: It's true, I'm currently tipping myself over to lick grain off the floor. Eri: I am just pretending to be tied up because of peer pressure. Giacomo: The acoustics in here really adds to the dynamic quality of your monologue. Mela: Is it wrong to willingly want to be your hostage? Penny: Never before has the world seen such well-behaved and cooperative hostages. Clive: This is great, I'm going to get a good grade in hostage!

#pokemon #team star #penny #team star penny #atticus #team star atticus #ortega #team star ortega #eri #team star eri #giacomo #team star giacomo #mela #team star mela #clive #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr