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mr-whitebullet · 5 months
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sorrowgrove · 1 year
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everyone clap i actually finished something more serious :-] and it only took 4 days of goofing off
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eirian · 2 months
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i wanted another opinion! i talked to my wife about it and got hers but i value multiple opinions even if i MAY have already made my decision
so a while back i asked how ethical it was for me to use someone else's species in a story--not on the level of dragon ball where i used saiyans for mirrors, thats a huge franchise. i mean like...idk, a protogen. a smaller species that is open for usage and has been for a loooong time.
most of the responses said "yeah it should be good but if youre in doubt just ask the creator ^^" and so i did! unfortunately the creator was in the hospital at the time of my asking, and even more unfortunately, he soon passed away. the timing was a little insane but i digress
so erm. you may see where my problem lies lol. the issue now isnt "can i use this species w/ or w/o the creator's permission" but instead "how soon is too soon to use a late creator's ideas in your own works after theyve passed"
im not talking about single ocs here btw, i mean like...again, something like mirrors that uses saiyans! for an actual story and such. i'm not opposed to making single ocs--ive BEEN doing that--but a story feels..different?? idk maybe it isnt. maybe it is. i dont know! thats why im asking for yalls opinions :]
(the species in question is the skiltaire btw. sadly mark merlino, the creator of skiltaires and one of the grandfathers of the furry fandom recently passed, which is what prompted me to ask this question. like i mentioned i DID approach him on twitter and ask permission but he was recovering from a stroke and then never got the chance to answer. so i dont know what the etiquette is now)
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Bracket H Round 1
Poll 24
Skitt & Ena & Olive (@bootsieboots) vs. Apricity Nix (@decapod-appreciator)
495. Skitt & Ena & Olive (@bootsieboots)
skitt usez any, ena usez they/it/she (bc of her eczema), and olive usez he/they
The TL;DR 4 them is that theyre little fucked up guys living in a circus 2gether. Skitt is a repressed traumatized clown amphibian, Olive is a sweet jackalope who acts like an asshole as a defense mechanism, and Ena is a chaotic little shithead w a short fuse, whos actually secretly the mom friend. I like to put them in2 situations in my head and then never write said situations down. Also theyre all aspec and trans.
Skitt:
he is simply a little guy! (puts him thru the horrors puts him thru the horrors p) Oh, hes a bit fucked up actually.
-a mishmash of basically any amphibian features i think r cool! It is also a clown! Isnt that silly? Well its actually 4 trauma reasons. Lol. lmao.
-has rejection sensitive dysphoria and wants every1 2 love him so much all the time. Cries and throws up when it inevitably doesnt work out.
-ADHD!
-super in2 fashion and makeup. Can u guess why? Trauma reasons, of course! Honestly most of her hobbies r rooted in wanting 2 escape something.
-i cant think of anything else non-spoilery 2 put here. Uhm. ze really likes bubble baths and swimming.
Olive:
A little skrunkly autismic sourpuss. He wishes that he cud b more sincere w people sometimes, but every past attempt has been met w people shutting them down, in 1 way or another. The only person in the world he feels even mildly comfortable around is Ena (and later on in the story, Skitt).
-acts like an asshole around most people bc theyre used 2 being seen as one. And by asshole, i mean a little quiet, sulking, wet cat in a corner of the room who makes angy faces at any1 who invades their space.
-mute! This is bc bunnies do not have vocal chords. Communicates thru sign language and annoyed noises. Screams when overstimulated. Yes, bunnies can scream, just not using vocal chords. There r also other sounds they can make! (mostly annoyed sounds. He does purr as well! Just like a real bunny)
-very in2 music. Plays the harmonica and other woodwind instruments that r easy 2 steal. Can they play good? Uhm. havent decided yet actually.
-has a sort of heart shaped facial scar and a broken antler he got from entirely mundane causes (antler is permanently broke, dont question how that works bc i dunno).
-very incredibly touch averse, only tolerates Ena’s touch. theyre also fat and very fluffy! Great 4 cuddling! But he wont let u. Sorry.
Ena:
Money gremlin!!! Chaotic anarchist motherfucker!!! Probably owes u money! Is currently being gay doing crime. In this world, 1 does not have to pay/steal 2 survive, but Ena does it anyways 2 fuck shit up and stir the pot.
-escaped from a shitty orphanage w Olive.
-horrible anger issues. If Olive is a sourpuss, Ena is a bomb waiting 4 an excuse 2 go off. This is bc in the orphanage, they learned that no 1 wud listen 2 them unless they scratched and fought and clawed and bit and punched. (and shocked!). Shes generally chill tho, just, its easy 2 get on her bad side.
-sorta the therapist friend, bc its good at telling ppl what they want 2 hear. Her charismatic attitude also helps when scamming people.
-uses prosthetics! In this world, aquatic animals r given the ability 2 stay on land 4 extended periods of time via prosthetics! Want 2 know more? Ask me :>
-basically blind. Electric eels have awful eyesight, and shes no exception! She can only see bright lights and colors. They use electrolocation 2 get around. (please ask me what it is if u dont know, i am v happy 2 infodump abt anything oc related!)
Remember kids, a vote 4 my ocs is a vote 4 disability, queerness, anarchy, the found family trope, little guys being put in situations therye entirely unequipped for, furries, and much more!
Skitt has a triangular dress with purple and yellow split colors, and purple leggings. Pointy, slender legs. A long pointed yellow hat with a little green thingy on top (idk what to call it). Blue eyes with froglike pupils. Minty-green, short, curly hair. A classic clown makeup look (off-white facepaint, a clown nose, and pennywise-esque makeup lines going from the bottom of his eyebrows to the sides of his mouth.
Olive is a jackalope with short, olive/forest green hair swooping over one eye. His eyes are the same color as his hair. Most of their fur is darkish brown, while his belly, his inner thighs, and lower left arm is beige. their right arm, lower legs, and the top of their ears are black. Only wearing black arm warmers thanks to sensory issues.
Ena is a vaguely pirate-themed girlie. Dark brown skinned, with grey arms and greyish legs. Big thicc tail. Mostly black hair. Tattered black shorts and an even more tattered, dark green crop top. Has red eyes and a red sash tied around its waist. Lots of little spots all over their skin. lazy-eyed.
496. Apricity Nix (@decapod-appreciator)
she/her
she's a werewolf she's aroace she stalks people on accident. she didn't know what a crime was until the police went after her. her best friends are a supervillan and a failed actress. she thinks she would make a good detective (she wouldn't). she's fun and friendly and sweet but still a fully thought out character. she runs away from her abusive home to find her sister and in the process finds a whole new family. she even takes down the government.
Pris is a short, pale girl with  black hair styled to look like wolf ears. she has brown eyes with diagonal red pupils and a bit of a snaggle tooth on one side.
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mogaifurs · 1 year
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MOGAIFURS!
[pt: MOGAIFURS!]
🐾 [About my blog] ----------
MOGAIfurs is the idea of turning MOGAI and related terms into fursonas! This is my blog for the topic!!
You can submit your designs here! and you can request designs here!
Run by me, @nightfallsystem, and @catboy-clowns
🐾 [MOGAIfurs rules] ----------
You can do any term as long as it isnt harmful (eg. transid) and as long as the creator is ok with it. If a creator tells you to delete the design then you must.
You can use any base and colours, just make sure the design is based off the flag!
Don't use MOGAIfurs to promote transid, consang, pro contact harmful para, and other harmful things, etc. (Obv, anyone can make a fursona based off something, just don't use the MOGAIfurs name).
You are allowed to make 2nd designs of an already designed term.
Don't steal any designs!
No NSFW content of any OCs. NSFW gender designs are ok though, just don't send it to my blog, I am a minor!
Please don't use the MOGAIfurs name if you are on the DNI (found at the bottom of this post). Obviously you can make a fursona for anything, just don't use the name.
Don't use AI art to design anything as AI art is just stealing from artists.
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🐾 non-fur - mogai oc designs that arent furry!
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DNI if you are / support
Proshippers --- Including supporters of loli/shota, "fiction doesn't affect reality" sayers, etc.
Queerphobes --- Including anti-queer, homophobes, biphobes, stelliophobes/anti mspec gay/lesbian, anti turigirl/lesbian/straightbian/straightgay/etc, thinks a-spec is not part of the LGBTQIA+ community, use the term "bi-spec", aphobes, super-straight/super-gay/etc.
Transphobes --- Including TERFS, transmeds, anti neopronouns, anti emojipronouns, anti xenogenders, anti-MOGAI, anti neurogenders, etc.
Ableists --- including supporters of autism speaks, thinks 'narc abuse' is real, thinks people with low/no empathy are bad/evil, thinks there's always an 'evil murderous' alter in systems, supports the film 'split', thinks personality disorders are evil or bad, wants to "cure autism", etc.
Cringe culture supporters --- including r/fakedisordercringe users, r/systemscringe users, thinks bullying furries is actually funny/good/deserved, thinks harassing people is okay, pretends that all furries are zoophiles, etc.
Racists --- including using names that aren't of your culture, cultural appropriators, introjects from another culture that uses a name that is not of their bodily culture (it is cultural appropriation).
Radqueer --- including transabled, transracial, transautistic, support the term transplural, any transX identity, thinks any paraphilia is LGBTQ+, zoophiles, necrophiles, pro contact in harmful para, "contact-neutral", "contact-complex", make "pride flags" for harmful para, sway/persuade people with harmful para away from getting help, etc. Non-harmful para is okay here JSYK.
Pedophiles and related --- including shota/lolicons, DDLG/CGL(re) and variants, NSFW agere, MAPS/NoMAPS, boy/girl/child liker/lover (pedo term), cub, etc.
NSFW --- including porn blogs, nsfw blogs, fetish blogs, post/reblog NSFW/fetish often, etc.
MLM/WLW fetishizers --- including fujoshi/variants, weirdos, etc.
Anti plural --- including anti-tulpas, anti-endos, sysmeds, think DID/OSDD is the only way to be plural, think people with DID are evil/always have an evil murderous alter, thinks switching is "possession" or "evil spirits", don't listen to systems about system experiences, etc.
BYF
I'm pro-endo.
I'm Hazardqueer
I'm anti-proship
I'm anti-transID
I'm pro KFF, but I won't block you if you're against it, just letting you know so you can block me if that makes you uncomfy.
I'm neutral on factkin
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fisbyartarchive · 15 days
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I know she's a joke OC based by Catty and Rosie's tracers, so why tf i gave her big ass story?
The furry ass looks you see rn isnt her true form, she is actually a slime made of tree sap, flour, melted crayons, and literal toy slimes. The only that solid in her body is just two eyeballs. Yuck.
She was born inside nothing, a part of DreamSpace that only has...nothing but white? Not really tho since there someone who always throws garbage there. According to Tara, she have a dark hair, Tara never meet directly to that person. The second she was born, she is given consciousness of 9 years old. Theres nobody in nothing, only her. She found a phone, anyway. And it magically never runs out of battery. Tara quickly grown attached to it and keeps using it everyday, and thats pretty bad ngl. She learns so much about outside world, even many things that a child shouldnt have known, also sum brainrot. One day, she found Catta's chanel (Catty and Rossie) and loves it instantly. She even tries to animate like her, but didnt get any attention. She's so angry about it and began harassing catta and her fans out of it. One day she found lots of Catta's tracer and sees them gaining lots of views and comment. Of course she became one, and gains lots attention of it, no matter if its filled with hate. And on another day she thought about going to catta house and dox her house for more views, so she tries to ask the garbage thrower girl and ask her how to going out. The girl gave her a golden scissor and gold big needle, told her to just keep it. Ecstatic, she quickly cutting air, creating a portal and jumps instantly...wait? Why did Catta's house so different than the one she record? (She teleported on wrong place lol)
Her personality before going out was hard headed, needy, snappy, shameless, overconfident, and is a bully. She usually learns quickly from her mistake and has big ego. she later is a sassy, confident, supportive, yet still needy. Also still able learns quickly has a strong ego, although not as big as before.
did i tell she got different personality before? Yes, long ago i planned 2 story about catta and her traced counterpart's story, shes involved there. Also a side story about the traced counterparts! Gonna tell ya later!
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breitzbachbea · 3 years
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Emi, I'm kissing you on the mouth right now, you're so sexy. In general but also for taking the bait.
Put “📓” or some other version of a book emoji into my inbox and I’ll explain the plot of a fanfiction that I haven’t written but daydream about.
The Constantinople AU
This AU is from 2017 and came about because I watched a TED-ED video about Constantinople's walls, relistened to the Aladdin soundtrack and because I had earlier talked with a friend about how I had not really seen people make a genie a woman. I came back years later to explain it to my friend Jonah and add new stuff and this year I showed it to @amber-isnt-a-precious-stone to add even more things. It's one of my favourite AUs for sure.
Dramatis Personae:
- Herakles Karpuzi (APH Greece) as Son of the Roman emperor and heir to the throne - Sadık Adnan (APH Turkey) as Soldier in the Ottoman army and Imposter Prince - Dilan Taş (Human OC) as Jinn and Sadık's unsuccessful wingwoman - Athanasios Karpuzi (Human OC) as the Roman emperor and serial skirtchaser - Salvatore Vento (Human OC) as Advisor to the emperor and Fuckface McBadDad - Michele Vento (APH Sicily) as Herakles' childhood friend
The Happenings™:
- It's set in Constantinople in an alternate Universe, close to ours. It’s the late High Middle Age/Early Late Middle Age (depending on how you want to periodize. I am working with how the German Middle Ages are divided, which is arguably a very bad method for classifying Byzantine. But this is my silly Hetalia AU, not my term paper). Around 1300, I’d say.
- Athansios Karpuzi is the current Roman Emperor, which makes Herakles the heir to the throne. Athanasios is desperately trying to wed his son off to any available suitors to form new alliances, but two things keep getting into the way: 1. Herakles is thoroughly uninterested in playing along with Athanasios’ plans. He’s not a chess piece on his father’s board if he's got anything to say about it. 2. Salvatore Vento is Athanasios’ closest consultant and protests any marriage for whatever reason he can find. For the sole reason that he has been eyeing the throne for himself the entire time and wants to marry his own son, Michele, to Herakles.
- Like in my Hetalia AU "Like Father Like Son", Salvatore and Athanasios trust each other as far as they can throw one another. There is no genuine trust here at all, no sympathy, really, they just stick together because they know the other is useful. Have some assorted banter as result of this:
Salvatore: "Immortal what a name! What a title to bear! Although immoral would have fit you much better." [Athanasios’ etymology is “immortal”]
S: "Maybe you wouldn't have to struggle to find a suitable bride for your son if you stopped dragging every young woman within and from outside Constantinople to bed." Athanasios: "He's into guys too, problem solved." S: "Oh, yeah, me dumbass thought you needed stop whoring around, how silly of me."
A: "If he is into anything at all. But if I have another child, they might keep this empire going." S: "No legitimation to the lineage's claim to power like a gay loner and a bastard child." A: "Ah yes, I hired the man whose wife ran away with his son so he could berate me about family life. How I value your opinion, Salvatore." S: "She didn't run away." A: "No, she just hides and sends you people until she can get her divorce. I'm very inclined to give it to her."
S: "They're childhood friends! They'd make a great couple!" A: "All I can hear is what a great emperor you'd make, ruling on my corpse."
- So. Herakles is staunchly resisting any marriage to anyone and minding his business one day, walking along the great walls of Constantinople. He stops to look out into the surrounding area and suddenly, hears a noise. Confused, he looks down and sees someone scaling the wall. Sadık looks up and sees the most beautiful man he has ever seen … spotting him trying to get into the city.
- Sadık is part of the Ottoman Turks, who’re conquering the area around Constantinople these days. He’s some nobody in the army and thought he’d give it a shot and get into the city by himself to earn some fame (and money).
- Herakles is seriously impressed Sadık managed to actually almost scale the famously impenetrable walls of the city. Not impressed enough to actually let him in. So these two banter a bit, Sadık now distracted by this hunk in front of his nose. Herakles correctly assesses that he’s a Turk and says of himself that he’s the emperor’s son. Sadık: “Hey, hot stuff, if that’s true and it’s so impressive, why don’t you let me in as a reward?” Herakles: “Yes, of course. And then I’ll open the gates for the rest of your people, so that you can just walk in and take the city. What impossible thing do you want to happen next, a kiss on the mouth?” Sadık: “What’s so impossible about that?”
- Either way, Herakles threatens to sick the guards on him, which leads to a “Oh no you wouldn’t” - Herakles grins and definitely would, so Sadık has to retreat. (#Don’tSickTheGuardsOnMyAssYou’reSoSexyAhaha).
- He goes back to camp, having gained nothing but a crush. He gets in real trouble for rummaging around the booty, where he finds an oil lamp and WOULDN’T YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. Dilan, a Jinn, pops out and Sadık uses his first wish to get out of trouble. Once that is done and the two have a moment of peace, he's thinking about what to do next and his mind circles back to Herakles.
- Dilan: "Ah yes, they always want something with love ... so who struck you and what's the problem?" Sadık: "Well ... I don't really know if it's true but he said he was the son of the emperor. He certainly looked the part! And I didn't really want to wait for him to call the guards to confirm it." Dilan: "Wait ... so you want to get with the son of the Roman emperor?" Sadık: "If that handsome little shit didn't lie to me, then yes." Dilan: "Isn't that a little out of your ballpark?" Sadık: "What, is it out of yours? Can't help me in that case, magic lady?" Dilan: "Psht, don't make me laugh! I can make the impossible happen, just tell me what you need." Sadık: "I dunno ... I guess getting inside the city?" Dilan: "That's it? That's all you need? That's less than a no-brainer -" Sadık: "Oh yeah, if it's so easy then, save that second wish for later. I got past one of the walls already once, I'll figure that out without your magic." Dilan: "Alright, alright ... and what about the wooing of your sweetheart?" Sadık: "That we'll see to once we're there ..."
- Dilan and Sadık chitchat while they make it to Constantinople. Dilan spends some time in the lamp, because walking is boring, but she does tell him that she's pretty sick of being in there. So that's where Sadık learns about her wishing to be free. Dilan in turn learns that Sadık doesn't have such a rosy life either (especially because now he can't return to the army, after he basically deserted).
- So they get to Constantinople and decide to actually factcheck if they got the right guy - and if yes, some general information about the emperor's son. Luckily enough, a friendly trader/tradesman tells them a bit about the city and the imperial family. Dilan: "So, did you by any chance ever see the emperor's son?" Trader: "Oh, well, that's an odd question, isn't it? But since you don't seem to be from here, I can understand the curiosity. Well, let me think ... You often see him only from afar ... during a triumph where he had accompanied his father during the campaign I got to see him up close. What a regal figure there at the head of the troops!" Sadık is too lost in the vision of his crush all decked out in military gear on a horse. And then taking all that gear off and being a regal figure while he fucks Sadık into the sheets … Dilan: "Yeah, yeah, yadda yadda, we need something more concrete. Height, hairstyle, haircolour, what does the dude look like?" The trader/tradesman is a little baffled but does provide a description that lines up with who Sadık saw. So with that information, they start to wonder how to woo a future emperor.
- Luckily, now that the trader/tradesman thinks they're here for imperial gossip, he actually mentions the fact that Emperor Athanasios hopes for his son to follow his footsteps and is currently looking for a suitable match, so that Herakles can be of political use even while he's still in charge. So Dilan and Sadık get an idea how to get into the city and Herakles heart. Or his pants. Milestones are still up for negotiation.
- After the grand entrance happened, where Herakles definitely took offense at either "Heard your prince was a sight lovely to see" or "Heard your prince was hot, where is he?" because either question was accompanied by Sadık's flirty looks, Athanasios actually lets Sadık and Dilan into the palace. There he and Salvatore discuss the entire thing, aka if whoever Sadık pretends to be is a good match.
- While they talk political stuff and snark, because of course Salvatore is against it, Sadık continues to feel very smug in his new princely identity and makes flirty eyes at Herakles. Herakles is just like "ugh" and much more happily plays with his cats. Which tbh sounds like they're 16 or something, but they're not that much younger than in canon (I think they'd be 22 and 24 here).
- Hijinks ensue. Herakles tells his dad that he’s a Turkish soldier that tried to sneak into the city and Athanasios doesn’t believe him, thinking Herakles is now lying badly to not get married. Dilan and Sadık are developing a friendship that is best described as hoes being bros.
- Dilan: "Look, you like cats. Cats are furry. Hairy, if you will. You know who else is hairy? Sadık. He's juuust as hairy as a cat - shhhht, I'm wingmanning for you and it's working great, you can thank me later."
- At first, Dilan mostly employs her magic for some silly little things with Sadık to woo Herakles. It doesn't work very well. Herakles: "I know it's magic, that's not impressing me - Okay, it is kinda cool, but you're still a dick." Dilan: "But a dick with a cool sidekick, come ON! What else do you want me to do to make the nerd viable?!" Sadık: "You call that wingmanning?!"
- Once Dilan realizes dickbags Athanasios and Salvatore are, she also uses little magic tricks to continously make their lives worse. Ironically, this may be what finally endears her and Sadık to Herakles. (If you haven't noticed, he doesn't like his father very much and Athanasios doesn't care for him aside from being a political pawn).
- At one point, Michele shows up at court! Herakles is overjoyed to see his childhood friend, which he hadn’t seen in years! Sadık is absolutely not, because it looks like just when he and Herakles almost had something, this twat shows up and steals the show!
- Dilan: "Well, I can't make him not love this dude, but I could beat the dude up." Sadık: " ... keep that in mind."
- However, when Dilan goes to investigate what Michele is doing here (and wingwomanning again), this ensues: Dilan: "Hey brah, what's up, why so blue looking? Is it because your boo just told you you ain't his number one anymore?" Michele: "I, eh ... no ... May I ask who you are?" Dilan: "Just one of the servants of the insanely charming and powerful - and hairy - Prince who's here to marry the Prince. Yep, he's sooo gonna marry that guy." Dilan: "There was a whole musical number about it, you should have seen it, I was on top of my game." Michele: "Sure heard about it, you stirred up trouble here. Hope it helps ... I'm not saying that Herakles should marry someone his dad set in front of him, but it'd be nice if he found someone at last. He told me he was very lonely the last years ... I don't want to leave him behind just as lonely again." Dilan: "Yeah, it'd be - Leave him behind?"
- Dilan: "Good news! His loverboy is not here to stay! He wants to go to the west, he's just here because of his terrible dad!" Sadık: "Oh, that's good! Wait ... isn't his father that asshole of an advisor?" Dilan: "Yeah. Why." Sadık: "The guy who wanted to marry his son to Herakles since apparently forever?" Dilan: "Yeah, but his son is not going to marry him." Sadık: "I smell a trap 10 miles against the wind."
- There is no trap however. Herakles realizes that the crush on Michele is nothing but a childhood crush and has to be left in the past … and that he wants to move forward with Sadık. When he wants a conversation one-on-one, Dilan wants to make it a one-on-two, but Herakles asks her if she doesn’t want to keep Michele company in the gardens, it’s not gonna take long, an hour or two at most. Then she can also fetch Michele when they’re done, so that Herakles can say goodbye before he leaves for Sicily.
- Dilan thinks about it, finds it’s not a trap (and if it was, nothing she and her fists couldn’t solve) and goes in the garden. There she talks with Michele and makes the mistake to either show off her magic powers, tell Michele of TurGre’s meetugly (#Don’tSickTheGuardsOnMyAssYou’reSoSexyAhaha) or to be like: “Hey, do you wanna know a cool secret? Sadık isn’t a Prince, all of this is my doing. Pretty cool, eh?”
- Unfortunately, they’re not alone. Salvatore was searching for Michele in the gardens, to get his “fucking rotten brat of a son” to play along after all instead of disappearing once again. So he overhears this. Salvatore: "Oh, so Prince Sadık is not a Prince? That's a funny joke indeed and I'll laugh my ass off the hardest in the end."
- So just when Herakles and Sadık had time to talk about their feelings and confess and, also, you know, make out and fumble for good measure, they get interrupted. Literally when Herakles was finally stripped down to his tunic and Sadık slid his hand underneath it.
- Athanasios: "This is gonna be the last wall you breached, you little rat." Herakles: "Dad! Stop it!" Athanasios: "This man nearly ruined our dynasty. Arrest him." Salvatore: "Arrest the man indeed. Go and get the ex-emperor." Athanasios: "Ex-Prince. It's not the right time for your snark." Salvatore: "I'm not talking about that small fish. Guards - arrest this careless idiot who nearly ruined our city by letting a scammer into its walls! Clearly the emperor's been in on this and can't be trusted!" Athanasios: "You've lost your mind." Salvatore: "You've lost yours and it's actually the thing you'll miss the least when syphilis is going to eat away the last of your rotten brain in the dungeons. So get him! And that ottoman faker, too, just get the trash out of here."
- The scene ends rather dramatically, because I love the thought of Michele and Dilan rushing to their help, but they get held back. Dilan maybe gets restrained by some anti-magic stuff. And Dilan begs Sadık to use his last wish to help him. To solve this problem. But Sadık refuses, because he promised to use it to set her free. So Dilan is just livid and upset, distraught, yelling at him to let her do something while he gets taken to the dungeons.
- So now Salvatore’s in charge and setting his plans into motion. PR is of course the first thing that needs to be done, so there’s a speech to Constantinople’s masses: "But, as you know, I respect and regard the royal family, the entire dynasty, more than any of you! So I am not going to assume power, it'd be a crime against God himself who granted us this emperor, if I had removed him for anything but his unstable condition and his tragic mistake of almost letting his lineage being tainted! Not to mention that this would have been the end of our beloved empire, our city, suddenly overrun and ruled by those barbarians! No, of course I'll give my power to the true heir who was merely a victim to his father's incompetence. To prove I really mean it, I'm even going to give up my son to the Prince, to forever bind my loyality to the throne!"
- Michele: "I hold no more respect for you as father as I did when we left. I'm not going to play along your perverted plan." Salvatore: "Well Michele, if you don't respect me as father, then maybe you'll respect me as the Roman Emperor!"
- Meanwhile, in the dungeons, Athanasios and Sadık have some great chitchat. Sadık: "Guess that's some quality father and son in law bonding time, eh?” S:“Though I'm pretty sure your son would rather call me daddy than you." A: "Once this entire drama is over, I'll have you decapitated. Or just kick you back to your people and let them handle this." S: "Ah, but when I came here as a fake prince, your arms and gates were wide open. Should've listened to your son when he told you so."
- Here’s also some Salvatore content: Athanasios: "And now you strut around in my clothes. I'm surprised they even fit you fatass!" Salvatore: "Oh, the entire imprisonment is really getting to you, ain't it, emperor tightlips? Ah, I meant - ex-emperor tight lips. Now you've sunk low enough to insult me with such details. Is it because you have nothing else left now that you're off your high horse?" Salvatore: "I thought so. At least you're enough of a sound mind to not threaten me with 'once I get out of here' hot air. Because we both know you're not getting out of here in a lifetime anymore. And yes, I’m wearing your rags, since I’ve got no time to waste.” Salvatore to Sadık: "Actually, it's sad that you aren't going to be there to watch it. Although, I think a public execution would just spice the entire wedding festivities up, if I think about it."
- Ah yes. The wedding. Herakles: "You look great today, my love. Like a polished jewel." Michele: "Thanks. I'd never seen a man more handsome than you though. Truly, a prince with all his qualities seen right away." Both: -sigh- Ft. Dilan, who’s just watching the kids sadly and is trying to reassure them she got this, she’s gonna find a way, it’ll be fine!!!
- Herakles and Michele wonder why Sadık didn't use that wish. To which Dilan replies he said he'd free her with it, but she didn't believe he'd actually uphold that promise. And he shouldn't have because now she's useless and he's in trouble. (And Hera only falls more in love with Sadık, because being a good person is HELLA swoony.)
- Dilan also tries to cheer them up and I believe she can still do small magic tricks, she just can't get out of whatever shackles/confinement she is in. So when she isn't despairing or raging, she tries to cheer Herakles and Michele up with some silly little tricks. She shapeshifts into their fathers to make fun of them. Which leads them to an idea ...
- I have no idea what it is though. I only know that the grand final and resolution involves shapeshifting. If anyone who's better at plots wants to give me ideas, please do.
- However they manage to stop Salvatore's machinations, this is what follows: Salvatore gets thrown into the dungeons. Herakles decides to not let his father out and instead take the crown himself. He becomes emperor and marries Sadık. Sadık uses his last wish to set Dilan free. Michele goes to travel to Sicily, promising he’ll write letters to them and come visit some day (Dilan promises the same).
- The end of Salvatore and Athanasios rotting in jail together is SO satisfying to me, bc now that they are useless to each other, there is nothing left to do but be a pain in each other’s ass. They hate each other and they DESERVE EACH OTHER.
Sequel Bait:
- Before we get to the sequel bait, let me give you some prequel bait for a change. Here's a little "what if one of the many suitable matches for Herakles had been one of the Beilschmidt brothers" scenario. Plus free medieval history lesson:
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- Now for the actual sequel: Three years come and go. Herakles and Sadık settle in their new rules as emperor and ... emperor's husband. (I don't know if Byzantine empresses were "put into office" in the same way the Emperor was. If someone is more knowledgeable about this than me, correct me).
- Their marriage is going swell, however both struggle in their new official roles. Herakles faces all the administrative problems and tough decisionmaking that comes with being a ruler, while Sadık struggles to be accepted by the people of Constantinople. Where Herakles tends to take care of the court, Sadık tries his hand at being a military leader.
- One morning, Sadık wakes up with Herakles in the room. Which should not be surprising, if it wasn't for the fact that Herakles had left the city yesterday. He's oddly nonchalant about it when Sadık asks him and also ... weirdly chipper? Eager? Kitschy in his flirting? He's at first flattered, but soon very confused by everything and wonders if either he hit his head real hard in his sleep or if Herakles fell off his horse when he tried to make it out of the city.
- Turns out none of it, because after some more eyelash fluttering, his "husband" goes POOF! and turns out to be Dilan, who's on the floor laughing. "You should have seen your stupid face! Really! Wait, I'll show you!"
- After Dilan is done shapeshifting into Sadık, absolutely overacting his reaction and argueing with him about it, they finally get to catch up. Turns out that Dilan was bored by travelling around the world and wanted to check in on her old buddy.
- She couldn't have chosen a more opportune time to do so. Once Herakles returns, he ... at first has a weird reunion with his husband. Sadık is kind of wary around him and starts to list his attitude and general personality traits/ticks as proof for ... something. Takes a while for Herakles to get the news that Dilan is back, too.
- Herakles is very relieved to hear that! He wanted to confide something in Sadık, because after he had returned to the city, someone had taken him aside. Natasa Simonides, an old and trusted courtly advisor, needed help. Recently, her husband Ibrahim disappeared and she's worried.
- Natasa also told Herakles a secret: Ibrahim is a Jinn, which is why his disappearance worries her even more. Herakles informs Sadık and asks Dilan if she knows anything, but she sadly hasn't heard anything either. - Before she can zip off and see if she can find Ibrahim, Herakles asks another favour of her - to educate Natasa's twins, Timothea Farah and Omar Veniam instead. Natasa thinks they may be able to find their father, but they don't know they're half-Jinn, so they'd need some guidance. Dilan happily agrees to be their teacher!
- My only more in-depth infos on Jinn and their children with humans comes from this Monstrum video by PBS Storied. I don't think Thea & Omar would need to be taught by anyone to be seers and how to be in communication with non-human spheres, but it makes for a better story.
- So Dilan is off to teach the kids while Sadık volunteers to go and search for Ibrahim. Herakles resumes his imperial role in the city.
- It's not really fun and as the people become more and more agitated with the status quo, more and more people "remember" that the old emperor is still around. Enough people are going "What's that kid knowing anyways?! All those highfangled ideas and useless reforms, for what?" that a select few decide to stage a coup by releasing Athanasios from the dungeons.
- Now, I still haven't decided if Salvatore also gets let out. The problem is that I really would begrudge him his freedom ... but I also begrudge Athanasios his freedom! It doesn't feel fair that one bastard gets to walk free and the other doesn't!
- Out in the field, Sadık isn't having much more luck. No Jinn in sight and the trouble he has with a few of the men that accompany him keeps him thinking about the acceptance problems again. He really wishes at one point that Herakles wasn't emperor at all. You can imagine how terrible he feels for these thoughts when news of the coup catches up to them. Be careful what you wish for and all that jazz. On top of that, he gets into trouble as well - betrayed by some of the men he had taken along. He gets stuck in some place like a cave or an abandoned house he was investigating ...
- Sadık finds a large sealed bottle and thinks 'Well, what's the worst that could happen?' He is greeted by a GIANT cloud of smoke instead of anything edible/drinkable. By the time the cloud is human-shaped, he already has a giant grin on his face. Sadık: "Hah! I have a sixth sense for this kind of stuff!" Jinn: "Greetings, mor-" Sadık: "Yeah, yeah, quick question, is your name Ibrahim? Or do you know one of your kind called Ibrahim who's been passing through recently?" Jinn: "My name is Ibrahim - " Sadık: "Great! You know a Greek lady called Natasa? I take that look as a yes. Okay, so first wish is to get us out of here, second wish we'll see, third is like freeing you from the whole servitude bit - You do the three wishes thing, right? Anyways, your wife and kids are wishing for dad to come home, so get us out of here, you'll get explanations on the way back."
- In the meantime, Dilan and her protégés, along with Natasa and Herakles, have been trying to figure out how to solve the problem at court. It doesn't help that the news of Sadık's troubles also reached them (I know the speed of spreading information may be historically hella inaccurate, but I need it for the drama). So Dilan is torn between helping her best bud and helping the rest at court. The Greeks cook up a plan and assure her that she should go and help Sadık, they've got this.
- The plan is to get Athanasios to do something incredibly stupid that would immediately turn the people against him. They exploit the fact that Athanasios likes to listen to words that fall from pretty lady's mouths. So Timothea flatters her eyelashes and promises to tell him something of a vision she had ... that the divine has something to tell him through her. (Don't worry for her, she may have to endure his fingers under her chin, which is infuriating and nauseous enough, but no more skin contact than this). Thea gets backed by her brother to lend it more credibility once Athanasios considers with his head and not his dick.
- And we can all appreciate that Dilan has been sent away, otherwise the scene would have been like this: Thea: "The spirits are talking to me about you ... " Dilan: "Mhm, mhm, indeed, I can hear them to. They're saying that you're a bitch!"
- Dilan in the meantime reaches Sadık, Ibrahim and those of his troop that haven't betrayed and abandoned him as soon as they heard of the coup. A little happy reunion before she immediately fills them in on what's happening.
- They come up with a plan themselves to finally get rid of Athanasios and the Simonides and Herakles have begun to sweat a little back home, because Athanasios mistake of listening to the twins' advice has bought them time, but not really solved the problem yet. Which is when Dilan and Ibrahim sweep in, concocting an illusion powerful enough to wrap up everyone in Constantinople and make Athanasios seem like the literal devil. Some mass-hallucination miracle bullshit, truly, to assert that he doesn't deserve the throne.
- Maybe for good measure, Athanasios disappears after the illusion is over. Dilan and Ibrahim have no idea where he went, they say with a smile.
- Another grand finale! The four lovers are reunited, Thea and Omar are overjoyed to have their dad back and he is overjoyed to have his kids back. When Dilan tells the Simonides twins that they did a great job, she's a good teacher after all haha!, Ibrahim and Natasa invite her to stay. Dilan says that they don't need her, surely, now that Ibrahim can teach them, but Ibrahim says he could use some help. Herakles also encourages her, saying that he'd love to have her at court - and Sadık also bullies her into staying. "What do you wanna do, see the world again? Didn't do much for your peanut brain the first time around, maybe hit the books together with Hera so that you'll be a passable teacher some day."
- Dilan and Omar also have evolved a crush on one another during this entire mess. That's what I'll leave you with - all well that ends well.
Also hey you! Thanks for reading all of this! Here's a little bonus content if you made it this far!
A wonderful fanart of Michele and Salvatore by my beloved friend C0FFINATED over on twitter!
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Here's an amazing commission of the Greeks and Turks by @captkirkland ! I'm not sure if I'm allowed to repost the pictures myself on tumblr & you shoud reblog it from him anyways. Show him and his amazing art some love! From left to right it's Timothea, Herakles, Omar, then Dilan, Sadık and Havva (who's not featured in this AU, rip. Things would have worked to well with their brainpower).
Thanks for reading this! Hope you have a wonderful day!
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animevillainscourge · 2 years
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masterlist for original stories ive never posted about holy shit
UNCANNY VALLEY a horror/mystery game about the titular fucked up little town in the middle of nowhere. everyone is a furry anthropomorphic animal.
hemlock is the main character. theyre a trouble-making 17 y/o and their best friend, isabelle, has moved to uncanny valley for unknown reasons. but then isabelle dies. hemlock decides to investigate her death with the help of two new allies: ambrose, a goody two shoes church kid, and a cynical angel who i cant be bothered to give a proper name. the further these three dig into the mystery, the more they regret the decision.
ABSTRACTION idk this one is super underdeveloped despite starring two of my oldest ocs. theres a weird hosiptal?? and god is an evil tiger??? daddy issues?????
arthur is the main character, and theyre weird. theyre a weirdo. arthur was originally an angsty edgelord from a shitty fantasy story i wrote a while back that im pretty sure had no end goal.
twilight is the head doctor at this weird hospital and she was originally a ripoff of tigress from kung fu panda but with god powers.
UNTITLED SPACE OPERA this one has been around the longest and totally isnt a mutated avas demon rewrite wdym.
anyways pandora is an aspiring evil scientist and she brings back some dead kid named schrodinger with the help of her best friend and roommate, jade. then she gets noticed by leopold, an asshole who thinks hes god, and baug, another asshole but this time he actually is a god (sort of. its complicated). everyone is an alien and theres magic cause why not. oh also theres sergei and finneas theyre important i promise.
FOODSTUFF imagine working at mcdonalds but capitalism has manifested itself as an entire plane of hellish existence. also youre a furry and your existence connects all three aforementioned stories to some bizarre multiverse.
starring kyle the neurotic beagle and griffin the stoner hyena.
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larrythethird · 3 years
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chess
i cant fuckign believe i found the login to this account holy shit chess is real
but anyway, if anyone from old ilasgoc is reading this just remember you are very gay and a nerd and i hope you are doing well in life and being the best person you can be. things got stupid with the group towards the end of things thanks to some people ruining it, and the group as a whole had super edgy humor back then, but it was the first real online community i ever PARTICIPATED in and nothing can ever change that (or chess). this isnt even my first account as lawrence iii and it’s dated back to 2013, who knows how old the first account wouldve been holy shit. i was a young lad back then, and now i am a grown ass chess man with grown ass chess man taxes. incredible.
more chess below
its weird to think that something as dumb as ilasgoc was can make me feel this way, but i owe a lot to the friends i made back then. it was a great feeling to know there was such a big community (300+ accounts at its peak) waiting for me, and they’d always get so excited to see new faces. i remember for a while i took a bit of a break after losing my first larry account, but when i came back everyone got so excited, i saw a huge flood of posts going “!!!! IT’S LARRY!!!!!!! WELCOME BACK LARRY!!!!!!!!” and that shit was heartwarming. almost as heartwarming as chess.
ive seen a lot of people feel nostalgia for the group, or say that they really miss it but feel weird about missing it for some reason or another, often because a handful of people in the group turned into jerks. thats okay to feel that way. we were never perfect, but we were still a big family of people all united by one thing: really silly pokemon crack rp. i wiped the posts on this account just because most of it was embarrassing as hell, but i dont regret being a chessmaster. i had a good amount of accounts, but getting to be one of the most important characters to the existence of the group really felt like an honor.
i still remember all of it. the dumb shenanigans, the art everyone would make from those dumb shenanigans, the chess, steven stoned, the skype groups, archer in the manga, mpreg alberto, gay is elm, its mine alone, the chess, bruno island, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAあああああああああ, all the bee movie and shrek stuff before those memes even hit their peak, the crackshipping that we were passionate enough to make into more than just jokes, the weird furry pokemon rp blogs that were at war with us because why not, the chess, the ridiculous canon we’d built by just going along with whatever happened that day, the post limit blogs we’d make because we were just that unhinged, the big group events, the chess, the joke ocs that grew to be proper serious ocs, the spinoff groups, the ripoff accounts that weren’t affiliated with us, the autoplay everyone had because we were heathens, the mad rush to make new accounts whenever a new Pokemon game was announced, the chess, the photoshops, the odd times ilasgoc stuff would leak out into the rest of tumblr and confuse people (i still see a couple of ancient posts that i know we made and its wild), the chess, the things that are not chess, and lugia
sometimes i still see people from back then still around, or people i suspect were ex-ilasgoc but i usually feel weird to say anything about it. some people moved on with their lives, some people kept making silly content to this day or run pokemon blogs/twitters, some people became Problematic™, some people even still have relationships with their old shipping partners in the group! i still see remnants of the group here and there, and it’s wild. sometimes i still see mentions of ‘that weird crack pokemon group that used to exist on tumblr’, and i feel like some sort of ancient entity carrying knowledge of the old (chess) world. so many people had a history with this dumb group regardless of where they are now or who they became, and i got to be one of them.
anyways, i guess what im saying is that i miss you guys (and chess) a lot and still think about all the friends i had back then. its just like how anyone would look back on a fond memory of their childhood and wish they could experience it for the first time again. it was an honor getting to be larry during those years, and i hope the people that were there back then are living their best lives, or are at least getting by well enough. if anyone does want to reach out to me feel free to drop a message, but just make sure to actually include another way to contact you since i doubt im gonna be checking this account often. i think it would be disrespectful to actually do anything new with this account now that i got back into it again, so instead i leave you with this longass message where i pour my heart out in all lowercase letters. Even though I actually talk more like this, nowadays. Thanks for the memories, and remember:
It’s Like a Simple Game of Chess.
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getallemeralds · 4 years
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@riftclaw replied to your post “urgh theres a new character design we've been messing with but its...”
i really want to know what fandom this is and why they'll yell at you, that sounds super unreasonable and mean
im being vague bc of, like, paranoia, but basically uh. putting under a cut bc this got Long
it’s a fandom that sprung up around a youtube animator who has very popular furry designs. owning one of her designs has turned into a bit of a status symbol bc theyre super expensive, so theres a lot of tension over it
back in like, 2014? 2013?? she released a single episode of an animated series that she’d been building up hype for, and then ended up not continuing bc of behind-the-scenes reasons. us being us, we kinda... when we get into something hard, we get into it Hard, and that includes a bunch of us kinning from it lmao. or getting fictives, or... whatever.
this.. ended up being a problem when we got a specific fictive from it as trauma coping stuff, around the same time the actual character was in a bit of a ??custody battle?? bc of the original owner selling off like all the characters but also there was some stuff w/ that one character where they were being sold to 1 person but another person thought they were being sold to them and it was A Mess and i think ended in that person giving away all of their designs theyd gotten, regretting it, and then getting in trouble with the fandom for wanting them back-- it was Drama, basically
anyway. so we have a fictive of a character that had some ownership issues, from a fandom that very much prizes the value of that person’s designs and also isnt very kin/fictive friendly. and... we used to use toyhouse to catalogue our art of alters as well as our ocs (we still kinda do, but most of the pages are locked now). and we figured that they look different enough from canon that our art isnt fanart, and we figured we could put up a notice of “this isnt the original design, we do not own the original design, this is a fictive”. and we didnt share that page anywhere, we just had it sitting on our toyh along everything else
and then we woke up to several angry messages and an admin deleting that page for Character Theft
so... ever since then, that alter has been Terrified of being perceived by anybody, and we’ve all gotten extremely paranoid over it happening again over Anything-- us, our characters, anything. even our fursona was a source of stress at first bc Sol was initially designed by one of the people involved in the ownership debacle, and we were worried that the way we were stylizing his scars would look too much like he was a [specific character group/?species? from that].
and now we have a design we’re knocking around that’s inspired by a character from that same animation, who has a concept that we vibe with hard-- and like, the entire lore of that character & who he’s connected to literally parallels our system in a way that helps ica Figure It Out. but if we post them, we’re gonna get in trouble Again.
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clownfluid · 7 years
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im just so tired of the “thicc” shit like 90% of their body is hip/ass and 50% is boob but oh wait you also gave them a 1 inch belly bulge so theres ur fat representation did i mention they also have a 5 foot long horse cock? what do you mean im inserting my fetishes into everything? every single one of my OCs has multiple sets of genitalia for maximum porn drawing isnt this the trans representation u want? wait look i also have trans boy characters and they are exactly the same 90% hip ratio with gigantic dicks but this time their chests are flat with no scarring and also they are smooth and soft and dont forget the
   H U G E   D I C K   !!!
. . .
im just
so tired
and so bitter             ;‘ ) ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘’ ‘ ‘’ 
and really should not complain when i could simply blacklist some stuff and unfollow some people and find better content for my dash, but like, god.
ppl get all angery abt comicbook proportions/poses making girls look like they have rubber spines and make fun of anime styles where the girls tits are as big as her head but so are her eyes but like.. lmao.. yall doing the Same Damn Shit, you realize that, right??/ the fuckin boob sweaters and the obsession with thigh highs that squeeze the leg and somehow the girl still has that tiny thigh gap so of course you can draw some big ol skintight hooch lips peaking out??
its ugly!!!
and no fucking disrespect intended (really) but speaking as a fellow trans person; a lot of this shit i see coming from my own damn people i have to double check to make sure is not just some fetishizing cis creep and sometimes im shocked that its not???? yall...........................
ive seen very fuckin few artists that draw a trans dude that looks anything like any actual trans dude ive ever seen and yes i know the whole “but we draw them the way they would WANT to be” okay then just make the character cis? lmao? 
maybe it IS just me but seeing every “trans boy” character looking like a cis dude (sometimes wearing a binder) doesnt make me feel anything but further hate for my physical being. like. a lot of it. worse than usual kinda hate.
and since a lot of specifically furries r doing shit like that, another thing,
stop with the fucking “animal crossing style” porn it looks like you are drawing child porn.
it does not matter if you made them 80% ass. it still. looks. disgusting.
and can we really continue to act like bronies are the absolute WORST thing when people were nutting to nsfw art of the fucking nintendo switch dog ?? to ‘the amazing world of gumball’ porn ?? or steven universe, even??
yes i know bronies carry a lot of other reputation for being Fedora Tipping MRAs but im talking specifically abt the kink shit here :/
. . . S I G H .
im just real tired of fetish art lately and ive already unfollowed a couple blogs for posting too much of it but i guess ive gotta really scrub shit clean.  :/
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is fact time
holy fuck lets try im ready to die . how many fcking facts!
Eisuke’s favorite animal is an Owl! He thinks theyre super cute and those are probably the only videos hes seen online.
Eisuke is so disconnected from tech outside cameras and basics online. He probably has a flip phone. 
Scorpio boy. November 18th birthday much like all my ocs. 18 power. 
Eisuke likes cats and dogs but prefers dogs a bit more
This is more an ooc fact but when i first made eisuke luke misheard me and called him acegay so i sometimes say that joke to myself
His family is pretty average; Mom- Yuriko, Dad-Hotaka, and his lil bro Yuusuke [the name was from a friend who heard the previously mentioned joke- Yousgay orz]
What is his sexuality? He doesn’t think about it much. He’s too wrapped up in work to really consider it. Confused as shit basically.
A decent cook! Mainly simple foods honestly but he’s not bad at it! Used to making ‘on the go’ food since he spends so much time away from home. 
He speaks Japanese [obvs] and some very basic Chinese and English. Mainly business terms and such- travel and online communication of course. He could never hold a real conversation.
IF u cant tell from his blog’s background his fav season is fall. It’s really gorgeous in japan and he adores taking pictures of it. Not that he hates the others, but it’s especially pretty. 
Eisuke can and will sleep anywhere. He’s probably slept in a tree at least once. 
Eisuke has no idea why people think freckles are cute. He is a mess w/ them everywhere he just thinks theyre normal. 
Eisuke is HORRENDOUS at strategy games of any kind. Kick his ass at chess.
How does his hair do the shit it does? Who knows! Eisuke thinks it looks cool. But really its just another joke cause i thought he looked like a Tales of Character and i was too attached to it. He likes it though.
Eisuke almost exclusively wears hiking boots. He’s rough on his shoes and they stand up to stupid shit.
HE always /always/ carries his camera w/ him. 
Along w/ that he’s got a lil pocket notepad too. Always prepared.
Theres like. No animals i can think of that Eisuke hates. He’s a child who loves all animals. 
Music! Uh well considering his limited time w/ stuff he only listens to things that are what his family or classmates listen to. He doesn’t really look music up on his own. Opposite of me living on music orz
this isnt a fact but i was looking at the kpk facts i did and ‘ [x files theme plays] If he dies here I won’t have to answer this’ < still true
He bites his lips and fingernails a bit
His room is a awful mess most of the time. When he feels up to cleaning it it looks fantastic but it doesnt take long for it to get messy again
The most patient temper ever known to man [is that even a proper wording? it takes a lot to get him angry] 
Eisuke is both a morning person and a night owl- it really dpeends on the situation. He loves the early mornings- reason below- but he also likes the nighttime.
Loves sunrises ! Thinks they are super pretty and a fair amoutn of his pictures are those. 
knows nothing about furries. Nothing. 
Tarot wise- Strength i  feel. I may b bad at tarot but hikaru makes me pay attention
eisuke has never had alcohol. hes stuck on rules and wont drink till hes 20.
Likes strawberries. wishes they werent so expensive ; -;  [me too buddy]
Colorwise... stylish blue actually. Green is liked but well . blue is the fav
b prepared for some weird ass movements because eisuek emotes more visually than i can draw orz 
Gets really invested in shit he watches, so much so he tends to not really watch much of anything 
loud noises startle him, another reason he prefers being out in the natural shit world. Not as loud.
i am running out of facts fuck!!!!!!!
the worst big brother ever. He’s trying, but holy shit hes bad at that.
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seraphimic · 7 years
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i think you've only drawn him once but you should tell us a bit about lazy
lazy is ... a furry ...
he’s another character that isnt actually in my story , i just came up with him for the sake of having another oc .... but in HIS story , he and my unnamed werewolf girl are dating ... he’s like..  a centaur , but instead of a horse, he’s a lion .. i dont know if there’s a name for that or not ??? but anyway yea, furry boy
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