#anon this is so funny to me

[faffreux]

it's weird to be attracted to an ugly frog like wtf is even your taste in men

i won't argue with you about whether or not fawful is ugly but it is weird yes, i agree

i have long accepted that i am weird

#i'm sorry i had to publish this one bc it's worded so funny #thanks for giving me another ask to add to my funny anon asks folder on my desktop #asks

[trans-writes]

I will not lie I have absolutely no memory of sending the same thing 2 other times. I thought maybe I had sent it once before but 3 is. Several too many. Condolences!

No worries, mostly I was just Very confused LMAO

Good to know it wasnt a bot at least!

#anon this is so funny to me

[stxrslut]

ignore this if it makes zero senses but anyway

how do you think rafe would react if you had like a temper tantrum like an actual baby bc he's all like business man now and has no more time for sex and he always comes home tired but now he's like all fed up and you know

GRUMPY RAFE MY BELOVED!!

Rafe had been having a hard month business wise, and you want to give him a surprise to make him feel better. you’d been planning it for a week or so, and tonight will be the night it’s finally executed. you make sure to do everything perfectly. you set the table, and make the bed, and dress up in the cutest little baby pink lingerie set you own.

when Rafe gets home he’s agitated, his jaw ticking as he makes his way into the kitchen. though he stops when he finds the lights dimmed and two plates of his favourite meal set out on the table.

you bounce up to him, little pink floral dress flowing around your upper legs. “hi Rafe!” you chirp, moving to hug him tightly, cheek smushing up against his chest.

he wraps one arm around you, though he’s clearly distracted “uh— hi, baby. what’s all this for?” when he asks the question you don’t think much of it, just assuming he’s happy with the surprise.

“I made you dinner! so we can have a special night!” you smile, pressing yourself closer to him as you say the last part.

“right… sweetie I can’t right now.” he scratches the back of his neck awkwardly, looking down at you as you frown.

“oh…” you look down, eyebrows furrowed, “you need to work?” you know the question is stupid, because obviously he needs to work, it’s all he’s needed to do for weeks.

“yeah… uh— look I’ll eat with you, kay?” he does his best to compromise when he sees the disappointed look on your face.

you brighten up slightly, nodding “okay…” you lead him by his hand to the table, sitting him down and pouring him a glass of the wine you’d prepared.

you try to make conversation, but Rafe keeps brushing you off, providing empty answers. it’s not even ten minutes before he’s finished his meal, standing up and giving you a half apologetic look “sorry baby, just uh— need to check on business.” he doesn’t say anything else before he leaves the room.

you wait for him to finish his work, and you’re determined to give him a good time once he is. you light candles in the bedroom, and splay yourself across the bed perfectly in your lingerie.

when he finally comes through at nearly one in the morning, you’re half asleep. “Rafe!” you scramble up to meet him, and he looks a little bewildered when he sees you all dressed up. “surprise!”

all he does is sigh “baby…” your face falls when he speaks, because you know by his expression what he’s going to say. “I can’t- we- it’s late— look… maybe in the morning.. or something.”

normally you’d just comply, but today you’re fed up, and all you want is some time with Rafe, and some awesome sex, that you haven’t had in weeks.

and so your lip begins to wobble, and you let out a petulant whine. you can see the cogs turning in his head as he processes what you’re starting to do.

“do not.” he warns, pointing with his eyebrows raised “do not freak out on me.” but you’ve already got your sights set, whimpering as tears begin to fall down your cheeks.

“why don’t you want me?” you wail, flopping back down on the bed and kicking your legs. the Cameron boy shakes his head disapprovingly, but what could he really have expected.

“right— what… what is going on?” he sits down next to you, bringing a hand down to rest on your thigh which you only kick off.

“what is— what is going on? Rafe— ugh! you’re so annoying!” you sit up to yell, push at his chest, and then flop right back down again.

he sighs defeatedly, “right, I can’t fix this if you don’t tell me what’s going on. you got that?” you nod, avoiding eye contact. “good, now talk.”

you huff, annoyed at the commanding tone he carries, and annoyed that you know you can’t ignore it. “I just wanna have a good night!”

“what d’you mean by that baby?” he emphasises, clearly just as tired and fed up as you are.

“I mean we haven’t actually spent time together for like— weeks! I did everything right Rafe! I made a romantic meal and— and I put music on and I dressed super nice for you! I mean look at me okay I’m sat here with my tits all up in your face and- I wore that stupid sparkly buttplug you like to see. even though it’s so annoying to put in without your help and— I was going to let you do whatever you want to me! but all you’ve done all night is work, and I waited for you and now you just want to go to sleep and that’s fine! but— I just— I miss you Rafe.” by the end of it you’re sobbing, unable to keep your emotions in check any longer.

Rafe sighs, pinching at the bridge of his nose before speaking “okay kid, come here. you’re fine” he pulls you onto his lap, pressing a kiss to your forehead to try and soothe you. “s’that all it is? you just want some dick?”

“rafe!” you chastise, pushing your head into his chest, “don’t just want dick.” you whine. Rafe just chuckles.

“but that’s part of it right?” he raises his eyebrows, and when you nod he sighs, shaking his head in defeat “right… well it would be a shame for you to have got this dressed up for nothing…”

#anon #lily writes 🌷 #this took me so long to write it’s not even funny #rafe cameron prompt #rafe cameron smut #rafe cameron x reader #rafe cameron #rafe x reader #outer banks smut

[the1trueanon]

hehehehe finally got these done!! Reboot is so fun to draw; I swear drawing him just bursting into laughter immediately made me feel so much better about literally everything 🥰 He has such a pretty smile, especially when it's genuine. I love him being silly and giggly 🥰 I want him to just be able to laugh and be happy .....buuuut at the same time I also want to put him through so many of The Horrors(TM), so maybe my wants shouldn't be trusted XD

As always, Welcome Home belongs to Clown (partycoffin), and Reboot!Wally/the Reboot AU belongs to @bloodrediscream!💖💖

#augh im just #him giggle #sorry he has. melted my brain XD #ohhhhh my heart QwQ #but fr i just #i wanna make him laugh really hard at really dumb jokes #LUCKY FOR ME I HAVE SEVERAL FUNNY THINGS IVE FOUND THAT FIT HIM AND ROSEMARY #SO GUESS WHATS NEXT ON MY BRAIN LIST OF DRAWING THINGS?? >:D #*cackles manaically* #(....stares at my actor au stuff that i really need to work on 😅) #also i really hope im not bothering BloodRed too much 😅 #i know i @ them a lot 👉👈 but its because i draw him a lot!! #you gotta understand! hes a Very Pretty Boi (TM)!! #anon's art #welcome home #anon's doodles #welcome home puppet show #welcome home wally #welcome home au #wally darling #welcome home fanart #welcome home arg #reboot wally #reboot!wally #reboot wally au #welcome home reboot au #reboot welcome home au #reboot wally darling #reboot wally fanart #anon rambles in the tags

[dailyhatsune]

if u haven't already can u draw hatsune miku

every once in a while someone reinvents the disappearance of hatsune miku

#hatsune miku #vocaloid #piapro studio #doodle #ask #anonymous #i can’t tell if this was a funny ask or to do with my recent inactivity #but combined with a recent breath of fresh air in my time this ask gave me something to draw #so thank you anon

[sqwdkllr]

I am down bad for your designs they're amazing! May I request the Watcher with Cucurucho?

They sure have something going on,,,

Yeah,,, erm. There they are ! Absolutely only enemies nothing more to see here guys 👍 let’s be respectful now

#qsmp watcher #cucurucho #qsmp #fanart #my art #anon #ask #fun fact ! i was gonna scrap this design for cucu before tweaking it a bit to look how it does now #I like the cartoon logic of the face mask thing #glad these freaks are something you enjoy anon I have lots in the back burner that I just never post bc I don’t #really think about if someone else would like to see it? #or if it’s funny enough to share with the audience idk #I have this queued when I am at my first class so I will have forgotten I uploaded this #lets see how long it takes me to I remember I did this and have that regret settle in

[lazylittledragon]

it was nice while it lasted. to have something i actually liked by you. eddie ruins everything

there's a really easy solution here and i'm going to let you figure it out yourself because i do have faith that some people still have functioning brain cells

#ramble #my guy whose house do you think you're in #you're complaining about steddie in the steddie factory #also the implications of the wording are so funny #why were you following me if you didn't like any of my work before mombin #you're so obsessed with me it's everything #usually i let these rot in my inbox bc the idea of anons refreshing every day to see if i've checked is hilarious #but i had to share this with you #not to accuse anyone but are you the same person who brazenly told me my same face syndrome was out of hand

[shepscapades]

Losing it over the dbhu au comic. Grian seeming to acknowledge that Mumbo isn't normal factory setting but being completely ignorant why that's worth mentioning feels like the perfect degree of almost smart but sadly no brain cells for Grian. Meanwhile Scar is probably oblivious in every way. Not a single brain cell to be seen. You're doing great Mumbo sweetie

YEAH EXACTLY LFDKJGLDJFG

its like. you can't tell if Grian thinks mumbo's "special" because he can tell his robot has Anxiety, or if it's because he and scar give mumbo simple tasks only to turn around 2 hours later to find that mumbo has constructed a 4-chunk-large redstone contraption for collecting 3 feathers

#DFLGJLDKFJ ITS SO FUNNY TO ME #there were more high-tension deviant mumbo ideas i had at first but this one was funniest and i HAD to go with it bc its just so fitting #dbhc #dbhc ask #shep speaks #ask #anon

[realpokemon]

You must get a lot of asks, how do you decide which ones to answer?

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#[ #literally its just if i can think of anything funny or Worldbuildingly Constructive to say about it #unfortunately ive been pretty preoccupied as of late so i havent been able to achieve this for as many #also. this is me looking you in the eyes. if i don't answer your ask #it's probably because there are a dozen more asks every time i open this website. my goal has never been to answer every ask #its to HAVE FUN :] #also. PLEASE ASK OOC QUESTIONS IN MY DMS! #THEY ARE OPEN FOR A REASON! #it's not just there for the PORNBOTS! #or at least ask OFF ANON so i can answer privately #i hate answering ooc asks. im doing this one because i get it a Lot and no one dms me ooc questions. #crying begging read the faq #] #blog management

[houndfaker]

shadow with a mimikyu. or silver with an absol

both is good

#pokemon #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #absol #mimikyu #quinn drawings #quinn moment #asks #anonymous #ty anon. #i dont draw silver much. i think it is because his headshape makes me unspeakably angry #absol is so funny to me also because like youd think the weird emo dog would be a quinn favorite but i dont fewel too strongly abt it #i rly like drawing it though im realizing

[sandflakedraws]

YOUR BLOG HEADER?????

fun fact! the junior novelization for TBT is delightful.

also, a great observation from a friend of mine

#anon #joey babbles #trolls floyd #floyd #the fact that they also have a bottle labeled just 'Baby' is so fucking funny to me #imagine somebody seeing that with no other context #wild man

[stlamb]

awww cute i pissed him off lol

#zegalba #now hes going thru my blog and uploading every post ive ever made dude ur so funny #stop harrassing me and other blogs over anon

[canisalbus]

Your anons are always so different. You either get funny anon (like the 'pantaloons' one, I'm still thinking about that) or existential dread and misery anon.

.

#that's the fun about it #a wide spectrum of anons #you never know what you're going to get and I'm lucky to receive so many genuinely thoughtful and funny asks #they're the highlight of my online existence #answered #anonymous #moments ago someone sent me the beginning of the My Immortal fic and I'm not posting it because it was long and #it doesn't really have anything to do with me or my art but it was unexpected and I chuckled #first of it's kind

[devotion-disorder]

I was going to write an ask but I accidentally wrote Noel as Boel. I completely forgot what I needed to ask

get 🅱️oel'd

#ask #anon #yandere oc #noel posting #ngl this ask made me laugh so hard when i first saw it lol #would be funny if it was pronounced like “bowl” #boel........................ #i dont really wanna delve into the whole ~alter~ thing but his color scheme do kinda slap......actually....... #sillydoods

[crows-home]

Infinite makes a Sonadow amv to Everytime We Touch and forces Sonic to watch it repeatedly

lmao. yeah

#infinite the jackal #eggman #sonic the hedgehog #sonadow #kinda #answers #my art #sorry this has been sitting in my asks for a while i HAD to draw it #i love sonadow i love infinite BEING a sonadow shipper. just like me fr #but god this being the months of torture that sonic goes through is so so so funny #thank u anon ur right

[zillychu]

is it really an AU if it looks like an entirely original premise where you cant even recognize the cast?

1. Yes actually!

2. Are you really admitting you can't tell it's Danny Phantom because his hair is long

#zilly squeaks #i normally don't answer anons but this one is so funny #oh no that girl is wearing PANTS instead of a SKIRT who is she!!!! #wait now i understand how Clark Kent worked #me looking at Tucker #Tucker: (adds a little poof of hair) #oh my god where did Tucker go who is this original character