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finalshaper · 1 year

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hi guys. shitty picture of my computer screen (because I’m too lazy to take an actual screenshot and chase it down) showing off shaxx I made in TS4. sans his scars because I forgot and notably lacking the green/brown heterochromia. you agree

#caydeposting #TS4 has given me the power to model characters #and you bet your ass I am #if y’all want where I got my cracked version DM me because loose lips sink pirate ships #and if anyone asks the ship is called the Flying Dutchman and it doesn’t exist #destiny #destiny 2 #lord shaxx

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soaqrudyz · 10 months

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soap who regularly brings ghost tea just because he can walking into his room and only blinking once when he finds ghost maskless

ghost takes the mug with a gentle “thanks johnny” like always. unlike always, soap unthinkingly responds, “thank you, gorgeous.”

a stunning pink nips the apples of ghost’s cheeks and he huffs, shoving soap away with a muttered “piss off, i’m working.” he does, always does, but the thought of that flush, rising to the very tips of ghost’s ears haunts him (the irony is not lost on him). he realizes he’d do anything to see it again.

the names become a part of the routine, nearly as important as the tea itself.

“thanks, johnny.” ghost will say. “no problem, sweetheart” “anytime, darling” “my pleasure, beautiful” soap will return.

its on one of these days that karma decides to strike him down. ghost has just taken the still steaming mug from his fingers, cradling it. soap prepares himself for the usual, an easygoing smile on his lips and his heart beating ever so slightly faster in his chest. the usual doesn’t come.

“thank you, love.” ghost murmurs, voice rumbling in the small room and casting an avalanche of emotion over soap’s steadily heating frame.

love? LOVE?? that wasn’t part of this, ghost was supposed to be the one fighting down nauseous butterflies not soap. that rat bastard, soap thinks, stupefied, he thinks he can outplay me? i’ll fucking show him.

he takes two confident strides forward, places a steadying hand on the back of ghost’s chair and the other on a stubble laden cheek, and leans down to press a chaste kiss to the corner of his mouth. ghost goes rigid, soap can feel the blush against his nose.

“always, simon.”

when ghost pulls him in for a real kiss, messy and hurried but full of longing and want, soap only thinks he could get used to the taste of tea if it was off the man’s lips

#do you see the vision?? do you understand the perspective???#call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #john mactavish #soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #simon riley #soapghost #ghostsoap #soap x ghost #ghost x soap #ghoap #did i just post? yeah. am i doing it again? you bet your ass i am

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enigmaticdoctorscully · 5 months

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🩷smoochy smooch🩷

#once again i am feeling super normal and well behaved #xena and gabrielle #xwp #xena warrior princess #fanart #xena fanart #my art #will i find something i want to fix 4 minutes after posting?#you bet your ass i will #i hate backgrounds so much #never doing backgrounds again bye

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laurents-secret-diary · 6 months

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oh damen we're really in it now.mp4

#caprisun #captive prince #damen #damianos of akielos #damen of akielos #kings rising #prince's gambit #ITS HIM ITS MY GUY #also can i just say #i know i made him blush in the rip pitcher sketch because thats the correct interpretation of that scene. cuz he saw his thighs #but can we all agree that those must be the palest pastiest legs a man has ever put in direct sunlight #diogenes said to plato “this is a man” about that peeled chicken because he mistook it for Laurent in a chiton #i bet he burns like a lobster #you leave him in direct sunlight for too long and he starts heaving like an office laptop from 2016 booting up Baldurs Gate 3 #i am still in the middle of book 3 and when i tell you i am in DIRE NEED OF SOME LAURENT POV DECRIPTIONS OF DAMEN #TELL ME HOW LOVELY HE IS I NEED YOUR PASTY ASS TO SAY IT #I want to hear those rapid fire thoughts because you just know he is extinguishing them like summertime mosquitos #if the govart dies chapter is anything to go by #damen oh damen you really thought ancel was gonna shove that stick up his ass during that one performance. i love you.#you are THE funniest motherfucker in that book and your obsession with that blue eyed featherless biped only adds to it #who drops a pitcher when they see a white boy approach #god out of fear maybe #i would never live it down straight up never #that memory instantly became damen's dark horse in the championships for the most embarrassing shit that he will think about in bed at nigh

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cupiidzbow · 2 months

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we’re autism4autism have i ever mentioned that

#YOU BET MY ASS I WILL SIT AND LISTEN HIM TALK ABOUT THE AERODYNAMIC DIFFERENCES IN PLANES #YOU BET MY ASS I WILL SIT THERE AND LISTEN TO HIM TALK WHILE HE WORKS ON HIS BIKE #literally my favorite thing to do is listen to people talk abt their special interest #I have learned more things in life by hearing people talk then I have ever learned in school #my sister is the reason I am so knowledgeable about w.we i know these all of these wrestlers just by listening to her and I love it ☝🏽#funky hanging on to every word I say as I talk about the regional differences and variants of my tamagotchis #‘have I ever told you about the one where you can send your tama.gotchi to go get a job. you have to give them a resume. they can reject you #‘I am madly in love with you.’#sorry I’m crazy i love this hc so much #THE REASON HE WEARS THE GLASSES ALL THE TIME EVERYWHERE ?? LIGHT SENSITIVITY ISSUES!!!!#THE REASON HE SEEMS SO ECCENTRIC AND ODD AMONG HIS PEERS SOMETIMES? MISSING SOCIAL CUES BABY!!!!!!!#I think it’s fun to think the coolest mf on the island is autistic LIKE I KNOW THATS RIGHTT 🔥🔥🔥🔥#ok sorry for rambling I love talking about this #doodles #self ship #self shipping #bipoc self ship #🦍🏄‍♂️🌊

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laurenkmyers · 8 months

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#only friends the series #sandray #firstkhao #firstkhaotung #only friends #otfsedit #ofts #mine #am i re-using that first gif?#you bet your ass i am #and what #i'm just feeling a lot of things okay

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ottoslab · 1 year

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here’s a fun fact! My psychonauts timeskip au is over a year old as of March 28th! How wild is that!

This wasn’t really made to commemorate that, though the timeline works out pretty well! I just had to strong urge to see if I could get all of my camper designs in a lineup without fretting too much over poses and details and stuff. The answer was apparently yes! My bones hurt! This was so many characters!

had to stop myself from going too far otherwise I was never going to get this posted, but I did do a little collage-ish sketch of whereabouts they all end up in the future

Ok! Ok! Thank you. I’m going to go try and make sure I don’t draw for at least 24 hours to give my hands a rest

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osarquivosmagnus · 10 months

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Can't stop laughing at the clip of qmaxo saying he can't be beat at combat to qETOILES who obviously says "oh I can beat you for sure", so qmax is like "okay, hit me. Hit me now." And when qetoiles does he just. Moans. And goes "HIT ME AGAIN" and qetoiles screams "NO IT'S OKAY. YOU WIN YOU WIN" what even is this server

#qmax #qetoiles #qsmp #maxo and etoiles I have Feelings for you #they are so much fun #i get a little bit of spanish so I can watch max s vods sometimes #I am learjing french for you etoiles!!#you bet your ass I will watch your vods.#even if it kills me #(it = the duolingo owl)

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yharnamesque · 11 months

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Bloodborne Observation Notes

Back in 2018 I had a very stupid idea: what if I went through my favourite game, Bloodborne (2015) by Fromsoft, and noted down every single thing I could see? Well that’s what I started doing. Did the main game, took a several year break, came back and did the chalices. I mean it when I say this is my favourite game, it is so stupidly important to me, and I wouldn’t have done this if it wasn’t

So I present to you, broken down into territories, all of my notes looking into every single detail I could come across in every single area of the game. I made these to be shared, for everyone to see and to use how they want. The only thing I ask for in return is you share them about, and give credit plus a link back if they end up influencing your own work. This is my contribution, my gift, to the community, and I hope it serves you well

The links below will go straight to the folders themselves rather than all the individual documents, but they’ll still be listed out here for easy reference as to what is where

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Progression + Foreword

Yharnam

Iosefka’s Clinic

Central Yharnam

Old Yharnam

The Hunter’s Dreams

The Hunter’s Dream

The Hunter’s Nightmare

The Cathedral Ward

The Tomb of Oedon / Oedon Chapel

The Cathedral Ward / The Grand Cathedral

The Upper Cathedral Ward

Healing Church Workshop

The Abandoned Workshop

The Altar of Despair

The Forbidden Woods

Forbidden Woods

Byrgenwerth

Cainhurst

Hemwick Forest

Hemwick Charnel Lane

Castle Cainhurst

The Unseen Village

Hypogean Gaol

Yahar’Gul

The Graveyard of the Darkbeast

The Nightmares of Yharnam

The Lecture Hall

The Nightmare Frontier

The Nightmare of Mensis / Mergo’s Loft

Pthumeru

Central Pthumeru

Lower Pthumeru

Cursed and Defiled

Great Pthumeru Ihyll

Hintertomb

Lower Hintertomb

Loran

Ailing Loran

Lower Loran

Isz

Great Isz

Cut Chalices

Great One Beast

Alternate Moon Presence

#bloodborne #bloodborne lore #bloodborne observation notes #i've checked the links multiple times to make sure they're shared properly #but it's also 9am and i haven't slept so i might've still missed something #you have no idea how glad i am to finally be done #and you also bet your ass i'm going to be obnoxious about it

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redactedcrowart · 7 months

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tfw you're just a little guuuuy just a little maaaan

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voulezloux · 1 month

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All Louis’ life, he’s known he’s been different. There’s always been something at odds about how he felt. As the eldest daughter of seven kids, he knew something was wrong with his body. Something was off, he just couldn’t quite put his finger on it. His mum dressed him in dresses and tights, plaits in his hair as he wandered around with the local neighborhood boys. They called him a girl, called him she and Rosemary when his name is Louis. He had told the boys as such, but they would tell him Louis is a boy’s name, not a girl’s. Louis is a boy. He knows he is.

the one where louis is trans and afraid, harry is cis and brave, and being 100% yourself is easier said than done.

don't be afraid to love (and love again) (83.2k)

written as apart of round 7 of @onedirectionbigbang

art by @wendersfive

listen to songs that inspired the fic here

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trolithfoxyflint · 3 months

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Vincent gets used to [Halloween Town] in small increments. Here, he blends into the environment so well that residents are surprised to find him a newcomer.

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He speaks with the Werewolf, avoids the awe-struck vampires and listens to the band in the evening, perching on the light pole to overlook the sprawling township.

-Smoke and Mirrors Keep Us Waitin' On A Miracle by Gothams_Only_Wolf (@bamfcoyotetango ) on Ao3

I’ve been rereading some of my older Ao3 bookmarks and idk what possessed me, but I had to draw something for this one lmaooo

#kingdom hearts #ffvii #nightmare before christmas #vincent valentine #bamfcoyotetango #nathalia draws things #fic art #also i know rebirth gave us some sexy new ss of Vincent but you bet your ass im using his dirge of cerberus look as ref #tempted to pull out my ps2 and replay ... i love her ...#me: collects a bunch of refs for wolfman #also me: doesnr really use the collected wolfman refs #i forgot how dark Halloween town is 😭😭😭 the struggle was real #the visual of the vampires obsessing over the new vampire-line guy is burned into my brain #I am now burning it into yours

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anime-lover-mooncake · 1 month

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GUYS!! GUYS!! LOOK AT THIS LIL' LUCIFER I DREW!!

#I AM SO HAPPY WITH HOW IT CAME OUT #my art #hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer morningstar #lucifer morningstar #fanart #you bet your ass I'm gonna dress him up like a little doll #and no one can stop me

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chaoticbooklesbian · 1 year

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I've been harping on Headless being amazing for a while now, and I would hope everyone who's read my ravings has watched it by now. In case you haven't, though, it's now easier than ever: @shipwreckedcomedy just released the Complete Cut on YouTube! The full series, as a single video, that you can watch like a movie!

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This show has an amazing balance of spookiness, silliness, and mystery, with an amazing cast, great writing, and an absolutely fantastic soundtrack!

Follow Ichabod Crane, the new science teacher at Sleepy Hollow Middle School, as he meets the Headless Horseman, makes friends, and solves the mystery of the Horseman's missing head and his own history with the town. There's twists and turns, babes and bards, an honest-to-goodness HEIST, and so much more! Check it out!

#pedanticblah #headless #headless: a sleepy hollow story #shipwrecked comedy #headless series #am i going to blaze this when i get paid on friday?#you bet your ass!#also i should not be allowed to write ad copy #if this is anything to go by #go watch headless #it's so good #Youtube

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buff-muffin · 5 months

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Random little One piece modern AU thoughts and I guess scenes I had about mainly Luffy

1. Luffy is the best guy to take to karaoke. While he isn’t the best singer he’s also not the worst. However he sings with his whole chest and heart and will sing duets with anyone no matter how lovey or metal. His energy always brought everyone out of their shells he just has a bad habit of singing when it’s not his turn

2. I feel like in a modern AU Luffy would still be friends with a lot of the people he met in series just under different conditions. Like water 7 instead of the mayor almost being assassinated he just. Met him. Like on good terms. idk, maybe Luffy saved tyrannosaurus and now they just exchange animals pics and the occasional “hey I’m heading to insert place where should I go to eat” and Luffy just introduces the Baratie with no heads up to Zeff and Sanji and when Sanji spams the group chat freaking out he just says you’re welcome :D

3. Luffy keeps the contacts of everyone he’s met and keep them under their nicknames. Monster granny, hammock, split head ect. It’s the only way he can remember them after all. When nami had gotten nosy and decided to go through his contacts she obviously asked who tf ice pops was. Imagine her surprise when Luffy confidently answers that it’s the mayor from a few towns over.

4. In a modern AU the ASL brothers were totally still bush kids. Like. Dadan’s (probably community house) was right by the woods and they would have a similar childhood to canon with less killing wild animals. But they also a thousand fucking percent had a Nintendo Wii. Like Ace and Sabo fought tooth and NAIL for player one and Luffy was banished to player three with the dingiest controller known to man (not even the safety strap could protect that thing from getting tossed at the tv) And speaking from my own experience as a younger sibling Ace totally spent a whole summer trying to unlock every character in Mario kart.

5. Law met the straw hats in collage at 2 am when they got kicked out of a bar and he was trying to mind his own business. While they saw him in their intoxicated state and said “you’re my friend now :)” Law was genuinely worried half of them had alcohol poisoning. An hour later he found himself in one of their apartments two of them passed out. One of them throwing up. All while he makes a grilled cheese for Luffy, the so called infamous man on campus who is crying sitting on the floor cause he’s starving. Law stayed the night to make sure none of them drowned in their own vomit and like imprinted baby ducks they have not left him alone since.

6. Luffy has been going to riots and movements for years. He started going with Sabo and Ace growing up when they were teenagers and hasn’t stopped. He also never thought to mention it to any of his friends until they saw him on the news at a protest absolutely fucking SENDING a tear gas canister back at the cops

7. I kinda wanna believe while devil fruits don’t exist in modern AU the character still has quirks semi related to their fruit. Like Robin is just, double jointed everywhere and could bend her arms and fingers in all the worst ways. Luffy can either contort his body to hide in tiny places OR he has stretchy skin. It’s nothing more then party tricks but it is cool

8. Luffy was definitely a gymnastics kid. Not in like. The competing sense. But in like the, one of the adults in his life would drop him off there twice a week for an hour. Did he participate with the other children and learn how to roll? NO! He was flinging himself full speed into giant foam mats and climbing rock walls without a harness. He was a menace to society and he was only taken to blow off some energy and it WORKED. Until he was kicked out.

#you bet your ass I have a list of what every OP character mains in mariokart #if there are spelling or grammar mistakes suck my digital dick #no post time skip spoilers please and thank yall #one piece #one piece au #one piece modern au #Luffy favouritism #luffy #monkey d. luffy #asl brothers #trafalgar law #I know little to nothing about that man yet here I am #headcanon #sorta?#rambles

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haikyuustuffs · 5 months

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It's 2024, which means LESS THAN 2 MONTHS UNTIL THE 1ST HAIKYUU MOVIE IS RELEASED!!!!!!!

#thats the japan release date at least #i really hope other countries wont have to wait a long time otherwise you bet your ass I am buying a plane ticket to japan #'JAPAAAN!' -Hinata #haikyuu #hq #ash talks

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