#and then today i was driving to work

[artsyunderstudy]

bad news gang im hella cursed

#personal #got into a 7 car pile-up a little over a month ago #car totalled #had to pay a deductible because apparently that shit is complex and i wont get reimbursement for a while from the person who was at fault #because it was SEVEN CARS and they might not even have enough coverage #took weeks but i got a new car #and then today i was driving to work #for only the second time since the first accident occurred #and a cement truck merged into my lane and right into my driver side #took off my door handle and side mirror #and it might be totalled #and if its fucking totalled the car isnt worth what i still owe on it #because i bought it less than a month ago #guys #im so fucking cursed #i am not injured tho sorry i should have put that sooner #dont worry i still have all my bits and bobs #except perhaps my sanity and happiness #cw car accident

[wizard-of-weed]

rb this to pass a joint to our fallen heroes (food service workers that worked through 420)

#high wizard posting #sorry not sorry if this post sucks i worked 9 hours in the drive through today and my brain is mush #im now going to get very high and have pizza

[expelliarmus]

#mine #doctor who #dwedit #david tennant #catherine tate #the doctor: I WAS RIGHT!!!! we may die but I WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! #i've been meaning to gif this all week but then other gifsets got in the way lol #HELLO FRIENDS IT IS VERY COLD #yesterday it took me 3 hours to drive home from work #it was an absolutely terrible experience. do not recommend #so then i took the day off today because i didn't want to go back out there #but it seems to be a lot better.... just very cold.... #i should add it took me 3 hours because of a tiny amount of snow that turned the roads to ice #fun times!!! #edit: oh no... not showing in the tags #i hope it magically fixes itself later :(

[royalarchivist]

For folks who missed today's QSMP Movie Night or want to rewatch it with the original audio intact, I've uploaded the Movie Night portion of several members' VODs to a public Google Drive. I will keep these files up until Monday, December 4th, so be sure to watch and/or download whatever you need before then!

UPDATE: The lovely folks at @mcyt-archives have added all Movie Night 2 VODs to the QSMP Archivist VOD Masterlist. If you're still having trouble finding an unmuted version of the VOD you want to watch, check out their archive!

[ As a side note: thank you to everyone who left such kind comments & messages on the previous VOD Archival post. You're all so sweet, it made me feel really happy and appreciated :') ]

#Mod Talk #QSMP #QSMP Movie Night #Thank you to the person who let me know Tubbo's VOD was having issues #Don't be worried if Tubbo's VOD says ''video still processing'' I had to re-upload it. Check back in 30 minutes or feel free to download it #Aghhh I feel bad that I was only able to get three and a half VODs... #But I was cut short because of that appointment I'd forgotten about and I really couldn't be late to it. #Sorry guys. Hope folks can still get some use out of this at least :( #.......also thank you mcyt-archives for reminding me that archive.org exists why the FRICK have I been using Google Drive LMAOOOOO #Listen I'm working off very little sleep and I got a blood draw today cut me some slack

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i am asleep much in the way that Wally is asleep. that is to say, I Am Not Sleeping

#gave it my best shot for a minute there #really made an effort. its Not Working #see this is what happens when your sleep schedule is Fucked and you usually go to bed when the sun comes up #on a normal night id be jammin to tunes. scribbling with reckless abandon #tonight however i am at Someone Elses place so i need to be Quiet #i need to Sleep i am Driving tomorrow #brain wont cooperate tho. brains a bitch. id like to be unconchus #OH SHIT OH!!! I DO HAVE A JOKE I CAN MAKE BARNABY USE!!! #I HAVE A COUPLE OF OCEAN BASED ONES! FUCK! #sorry train of thought took a detour #im tired. today was mostly very good. had lots of Fun <3 #experienced something new! several somethings!! #and now im lamenting my wide-awakeness in a dark room #my hunting gathering badass self is Bored as Hell #and so: wally scribble of him sharing my woes #scribble salad #not gonna tag it as anything else

[redrobin-detective]

#me writing my lockwood that literally one one is going to care about #I know Ive written some pretty dog shit stories with zero notes #but its an interesting experience going into the writing being like 'man literally No One is gonna want to read this' #this is for me only #probably shouldnt even bother posting #zero notes in my heart ❤ #in a way its kind of freeing like zero stress or expectations I can write my story as shitty and self indulgent as I like #I was thinking today i really want to work in skull driving and was like man thats stupid #then i realized no one but me will read this so beep beep motherfuckers this bone head is driving

[julykings]

having insights etc

#kind of joking but not rlly #I would type more but the gym was hard today 🥲 #loving you hoping u r doing ok in this season of transformation #also I listened to this song driving to work and rlly resonated #personal

[inkdemonapologist]

my friend Ollie reacted to the last image with this dialogue and it cracked me up way too much to not illustrate it, I DONT KNOW WHY THIS SCENARIO DELIGHTS ME SO MUCH

#bendy and the dark revival #batdr #joey drew #henry stein #memory joey #someday i will stop thinking about memory joey working at McDonalds but today is not that day #when in doubt just keep drawing #boo pointed out that him having the microphone means he's also supposed to be running drive-thru which is being ignored through all of this #which is also great

[blood-choke]

emjoy this cropped lighting/color study with our beloved hana

#sorry the eyes were driving me insane so theyre just getting cropped LOL #this angle is one i have the hardest time with. we were not victorious today #im working on a drawing of V that also has me fighting for my life.. currently in that slump where my art just isnt cooperating #anyways i just watched night country so this is based off a picture of kali reis #who i now have a crush on #hana lee #bc art

[tubbytarchia]

Im so woozy and sleep deprived save me gem gem save me

#trying to be productive because Ive been able to do jackshit today after driving and running around the whole day on 4 hours of sleep #if this gem skin is real whoaggg shes so cool I hope thats real #gem I love you gem I love you #anyway yeah so trying to be productive but I cant draw anything but this abominationj #yes she's flipping you off #women can do that #“why are you not going to sleep” because I need to do work for tomorrow but I keep procrastinating because Im tired and then Im too tired r #regardless #shak's shitpost

[cerise-on-top]

Hey love bug! Guess who's backkkkk😍can you do farah and Kate laswell comforting reader with a headache bc I have one right now probably because I eat a shit ton of sugar and haven't drank water since the last ice age

Hey there! Please drink some water! I know you sent that request in a few days ago, but I hope you're feeling better now!

Farah and Laswell with a Reader with a Headache

Farah: She’d get fussy over you and demand you drink some water immediately. Won’t say too much while handing you a big glass of water, though. You better drink half of it in one go and gradually drink the rest of it sooner rather than later. She makes sure that you will drink the water and refills the glass as well, doesn’t matter how much you complain. She can be stern when she needs to be and this is one of those times. She doesn’t immediately grab some headache meds, though, opting for literally everything else first. Drink some water, go to bed at a reasonable time, take a long nap, just rest up, that sort of stuff. Only when the headache doesn’t seem to be going away will she resort to giving you some meds. Or when it worsens, whichever comes first. However, if it’s just a headache because you haven’t slept well in a while, then she’ll usher you to sleep while she does most of the housework. Will be quiet while she does so, however. She’s a very competent sniper, she knows how to be quiet while doing something.

Laswell: Like Farah, she would not be very pleased with you not drinking much, or any, water. Will give you the nearest bottle of water she can grab, even one with a flavor you like to give you more of an incentive to drink it. Will also make sure that you actually drink it, she’ll stand beside you and watch you down the water bottle, leave and emerge with a new one in hand. Will also use meds as a last resort sort of thing and tries everything else before that. It’s not that she’s against using medication, but using too much of it can lessen its effectiveness, so she’d prefer you take a nap or go to bed to make it go away. If the headache won’t go away or gets worse then, like Farah, she’ll grab the meds and give you some. Will also usher you to bed if you’re not feeling well, she’ll leave you alone for the time being. Cooks dinner for you and her and only calls you when it’s time to eat. Afterwards it’s time for you to go to bed again and sleep the headache off. Laswell can handle herself and the housework in the meantime, but she will be a little more stern with you if you decide to wake up for no good reason. You will be sleeping it off, whether you like it or not.

#cod #cod x reader #farah karim #farah karim x reader #kate laswell #kate laswell x reader #I am not back just yet I just had some time to clean out my inbox tonight #I am so tired of all this studying I don't wanna anymore I just wanna have that driver's license already #1.500 questions and I have to know the answer to each and every one of them by heart by the second of April #I'm not sure I'll actually pass I'm so nervous. but I can only do my best and that's it #I'll try either way but it's so frustrating to get the questions wrong again and again #there's so much to know about cars and driving. who would have thought #but yeah I'm only posting the two requests I have in my inbox tonight so they won't bother me as I try to fall asleep #I'll disappear again after today for at least another one and a half weeks. no clue when I'll be properly back just yet #getting one's driver's license is so much work and it's so expensive as well orz I paid 1.900€ #I better get it as well!!!

[synthshenanigans]

You Sound Like Louis Burdett is a banger song I wish it was real 💔 [looking at you spotify]

skeleton-less & textless versions ✨ wahoo ✨

#over 40 hours & 300 layers later an my wrist pains are at an all time high #seriously my wrists are killing me agh #wrist pains are great when youre an artist aren't they????? #head in hands #i sketched a very very loose idea of this like 10 minutes after the song came out #passed out [cos it was 6am] & then spent the next 3 days working on this #and its still not out on spotify #song is prooooolly coming out today at least #just assuming by the k.k. suite as a standard #it again 6am. i have not slept so i will go do that now #preferably not face down on a lawn like a certain other pansexual floating around here somewhere #chonny jash #cj ysllb #i still dunno what to tag the song tbh #-atlas art- #tw sui imagery #bright colors #bright lights #cw bright colors #lmk if this needs anymore tag warnings!!! #also chonny please give us an outfit photo for stuff #the tights were driving me insane #same for the shoes #literally can only see the god damn BOTTOM of them in one photo #what do i draw man

[becca-e-barnes]

I reallyyyy want to talk about how much fun it would be to jerk a really submissive Bucky off with a pair of soaked panties 🙈

I feel like submissive Bucky is so vocal too and I love that thought. He trusts you completely with his body and he's not ashamed to make as much noise as he wants to.

He knows what his little whines and moans do to you. You get off on his desperation and he absolutely knows it. You can't help but melt when he looks up at you from his knees, his eyes wide and expectant, whispering "please, mommy" when all he wants is permission to kiss from your ankle to your knee.

He's learned that being well mannered is the only way to get what he wants so you don't mind rewarding his good behaviour. His plump lips begin to trail eagerly from the ankle strap of your heel, up the side of your calf until he reaches the joint at your knee. Your fingers tangle in his hair, warning him not to go any further and the groan he elicits is heavenly.

"Please let me kiss you." He practically sounds like he's panting. Frustration has settled into his features, his eyes trained on the cherry red lace that shields your sex from his hungry gaze.

He knows you're already wet and he knows that if he's just able to kiss a little bit higher, your self control might waver enough that you'll allow him to lap up your arousal and that's really all he's dreaming of.

"You're so selfless, aren't you?" Your sarcasm isn't lost on him. He wants to taste you because he wants to taste you, not so much for your pleasure. "No, let's try something different."

You slip your panties down your legs but he's smart enough to know you aren't going to give him exactly what he wants.

You kneel down beside him, lining your hand with the slick lace before wrapping your fingers around his stiff cock that's been begging for attention for far too long now.

"O-oh my God." The first stroke of your hand makes him crumble. Despite being slick, the lace offers so much friction and he's far too sensitive for that.

Your hand pumps quickly, watching his face while he begins to slip. "Good boy, that's it. Take it. Fuck, you're so pretty, do you know that? You're doing so well for me."

" 's too much. Please. Don't stop." His head falls forwards onto your shoulder, groaning pathetically into the crook of your neck.

"Do you want to cum, sweetheart? Are you going to be a filthy slut and cum in my panties? Do you even realise how fucked up that is?" Your soft voice makes him melt up until your hand on his cock speeds up.

"Y-yes. Oh God yes, please let me cum." He didn't think it'd be this easy but when you give him permission, he knows to take the opportunity while he's getting it.

In just a few more minutes, his thighs are trembling as he shoots a thick load into the already saturated lace lining your hand. The release of each gush of his seed feels more euphoric than the last and he's whining pathetically, up until he's fucked himself empty into your fist.

"Good boy." You whisper, kissing his damp forehead while he catches his breath. "I'm so proud of you."

You unfold the lace, admiring just how much of his cum he's managed to splatter over just your underwear. "Now. I want you to put these on and wait in the bedroom."

#becca's thots #becca writes spice #sub!bucky #subby!bucky #I can't stop thinking about it #I was going to write a longer piece today #but then today became a chill day #bad week besties #my car wouldn't start yesterday morning #since the weather is better I've been walking more and now I never really drive my car #but dad jumped it for me and now it's fine #it also didn't work out with the house I was bidding on 😭 #but it's fine #I just REALLY liked that one #I think I'm having an identity crisis rn #like new phase in my life #new job in less than a month #booked in with my optician for an eye test and inevitably new glasses #I'm booking in to change my hair again #and I put my favourite perfume on this past Thursday evening #I have always been obsessed with that perfume #I got it for starting my undergrad and I wore it almost every day #I save it now for special occasions bc I want to use the last of it for my masters graduation (bc I am a sentimental idiot) #but I put it on and I don't think I really like it? #I've been wearing the Tiffany and Co aftershave so much I think I don't want to smell like anything else #who even am I these days 😩

[mspaintpetfinder]

getting back on the grind

#gonna try to spend the next couple hours drawing pets to make up for my lack of posting #nana and papa are driving back home today so i will be free for longer!!! #also there might be a surprise for yall by next week but dont count on it because there is a chance it might not happen #i will not disclose what it is until im sure #also i know yall love the cats but i do want to branch out to both learn how to draw other animals AND let folks adopt a variety of critters #you wont believe what this fuckin guinea pig's name is #anyway #posts will be here soon!! #ms paint #petfinder #guinea pig #cat #sphynx cat #work in progress #work update

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

helloooo my dearest darling listeners, i am back on my soapbox to regale you all with the marvelous things i witnessed/experienced on my Whimsical As Fuck™️ three hour drive today. not necessarily in order <3

some cute does with bigass floppy ears / very sweet waitress who called me "hon" and put the most tasty looking crepes on my table / a pair of hawks divebombing a golden eagle / a kite (the bird) / a flock of magpies / some GORGEOUS scenery / a rainbow / lovely rain sprinklings / MORE gorgeous scenery, i mean what the fuck / fields of purple/orange/red tipped bushes / a meadow of buttercup-yellow very tall grass, in which many picturesque trees stood / lots of fluffy, adorable, tasty cows / a large herd of likely-feral horses with a wonderful variety of patterns & colors / the fluffiest husky ever / the juxtaposition of cold wind through an open window + warm sunlight / the most stunning snow-coated mountain of whites and blues in the sun, wreathed in clouds / no seriously some really fucking Gorgeous scenery, i was near tears with some of it

#i am feeling. Better Than I Have In A While #you know! last night i was very unhappy that i would have to do this drive! #but after my 2 hour doze in the ihop parking lot #and a nice breakfast of crepes and tea w/ my book #i was feeling better and decided Fuck It. im gonna make myself enjoy this drive #im gonna take my goddamn time and really absorb my surroundings #by fuck i will stop at a rest stop and take a walk! and i did all of it! #life is actually worth it! glad to have continuous confirmation of that #its so nice to drive and actually see things #beautiful landscapes... wildlife... Geography... #instead of just Flat. Scrub. Brown. More Scrub. Dirt. Dead Scrub aka Tumbleweed. Boring Brown Hills. No Weather. #i can go outside the clouds are Full and the air is Fresh and birds are Singing and i am Alive #absolutely unprompted #i expect the feeling of realness to fade soon but i will enjoy it while it lasts! #and maybe if i feel it often enough it will outlast the disconnect! #now i think i am going to treat myself to a pork bun i just bought & get one of the nice beers from the garage #ive Earned It! #you all treat yourself to something you like as well. we have all earned it simply by existing! #you're here today! Yippee! indulge! #im feeling so fucking whimsical today... ill go work on setting up my extra monitor and figuring out how the fuck that works! #my mic has already arrived! i have hope that i will do a test stream Soon!

[figofswords]

the post grad why did i get an art degree what am i even doing what do i want in life where am i going crisis has finally hit i want to. lie down in the dirt. or something

#WHAT AM I DOING!!!! #i get up i go to my stupid retail job i stick labels on bags they pay me fucking thirteen bucks an hour i come home i lie on the couch #too tired to draw in too much pain to go anywhere no energy to reach out to college friends to do anything fun #no idea where the even start with getting an industry job no clue what i even WANT at this point #trying to remember what i loved so much about comics i want it BACK i HATE this #WHAT IS THE POINT!!!! WHAT DO I WANT WHERE AM I GOING!!! WHAT COMES NEXT!!!!!! #there's no clear career trajectory i can't do freelance i need structure i can't work too much i need free time #my brain doesn't work every job requires me to move across the country the irs just took fucking three hundred stupid dollars from me #my friends live in different states i can't get a job without experience i can't get experience without a job #i can't work on my portfolio with no energy and no time and i dont have any money and everything is so expensive all the time #i can't get anywhere bc i dont drive and im too stressed to think about taking driving lessons again #and WHAT DO I WANT! #THE MOST INTERESTING THING I DO EVERY WEEK IS GO TO PHYSICAL THERAPY! #I AM EXCITED EVERY WEEK FOR PHYSICAL THERAPY!!!! WHY!!!!!!!! #anyway WHATEVER i need to go to bed #delete later #i got into spx. today. so. had to have a crisis about how i felt when i attended spx (energized. excited. a part of something. ambitious) #versus how i feel now (tired. unmotivated. kind of apathetic about art. disconnected) #i dont miss the stress of school but i miss being around other artists. ppl who speak your language and who want the same things you want #ppl who are excited abut art and that makes YOU excited about art. ppl who get you #i miss that i want that back #whatever. its 1am i gotta go shower i have an 8.5 hour shift tomorrow. wahoo. $13.50/hr lets go