#and then i woke up like what the fuck

[hella1975]

still thinking of this one tiktok of just torrential rain over really calm music that i found when i was drunk a few weeks ago and the person who posted it was pretty old and new to both videography and tiktok but i commented some dumb shit like 'i want to marinate in this i think it could heal me' and the poor tiktoker responded like 'it was very calming at the time. I hope this snippet could help you :)' and i cried

#you know those posts that are like 'treat people online as people' 'always assume the things you're saying will be seen' #those posts are aimed at me like i am the target audience #it's honest to god a toxic trait that i just comment shit on tiktok #so when they responded i was like FUCK SHIT IM SO SORRY DSKJGHSDKJGHKSJH #but they were so nice and i was so drunk and i fell asleep like 'wow the world is so beautiful and people are so kind' #and then i woke up like what the fuck #hi tiktok person if you see this u made a drunk teenager cry with ur rain video i hope you're happy

[thoriffix]

yes. yesss

#sickos b like #/j #bowuigi #absolutely fucked the colours on this one. dont even know what happened #i kinda just blacked out and woke up with this on the canvas i feel like ive been under a spell #bowser #luigi #mario movie #super mario bros #super mario bros movie #grays art stuff

[svogliata-mente]

gintama said you have to live even if life sucks and it's embarrassing even if you only live for the small things even if you live day by day still you have to live. and it said when you live you pick up the burden that is caring about other people and you have to carry it always even if it's heavy even if you feel like you can't anymore even if you don't even realize you're carrying it until you drop it and you never ever want to pick it up again because what if you drop it this time too how can you do it all again but you do you always do. and it said when you care about someone else they care about you too. when you protect something it protects you back. how can this burden be so heavy when you're all carrying it together

#but also it said what if you woke up one day with a screwdriver dick would that be fucked up or what #in other words I've read it at the perfect time in my life and i will forever be normal about this i prommy #gintama #ah-ha i knew i said all of that already i have like three thoughts total #anyway @ali i was trying to say this but even less coherently #(this was in my drafts btw. in case that wasn't clear)

[fishareglorious]

Remember that all of chapter 1 and 2 happens in the span of 2 days.

Vertin met Schneider for that short of a time (on Valentine's Day, no less) and managed to have to most whirlwind goncharov ass doomed tragic could-have-been with each another in prohibition era Chicago; has to watch her almost die in her arms; ends up traumatized by oranges because her; then goes into a actual coma after watching her actually die in her arms.

Tender is the Night? WRONG. more like Painful is the Night.

I'm never emotionally recovering from this im suing bluepoch.

#no one is doing it like them #hoping my girlie schneider haunts the narrative. we can't have her playable so i'm hoping for this instead #vertin #schneider #reverse 1999 #verneider #schnertin #i've only just started chap 3 so no spoilers but i do wonder what lead up to the events of vertin getting hospitalized in st. pavlov #did she just. fucking faint and never woke up after the storm passed. honestly i cannot blame the poor thing #she's like. 16. that would fuck me up if i was 16 #certified storm moments

[smooth-noob]

#i woke up this morning and saw the date and was like #why does that sound familiar #then at work on the radio they said something about the jan 6 insurrection #and i went oh fuck oh yeah #that happened two years ago huh #throw back to everyone in my lit class logging off zoom bc we had no idea what was happening #anyway happy birthday to gay people congrats noah #noah schnapp #us politics

[astralalmighty]

Kallus, at some point in the rebellion, probably: Welcome, everyone. I have been awake for 49 consecutive hours putting this emergency mission together for you so none of you self-sacrificing idiots die. I’m running on seven and a half cups of caf. The last three pages of your packets will have some typos because I had to use voice-to-text after I started seeing double. The only thing getting me through this pre-mission debrief is the fact that I need you all off the ground within the hour. Then I’m going to take the longest nap known to the galaxy and eat a karking bantha. So open your packets to page 4 and start memorizing the Imperial fleet patterns that you should have memorized already but I can’t expect that. Now sit back and enjoy the splendor of a presentation presented by none other than my highly caffeinated and sleep deprived self. Let’s get cracking.

#alexsandr kallus #agent Kallus #swr #I like to think he’s giving this presentation to the ghost crew #after Draven woke him up at 4 am in a panic to plan this emergency mission #what is the emergency mission? fuck if I know

[angry-roomba-army]

WILLIAM AFTON HAD FUCKING TEST CHAMBERS WHERE HE'D DUMP CHILDREN AND THEN PUMP HALLUCINOGENIC GAS INTO THEM TO STUDY FEAR OR SOME SHIT???????????? AND IT WAS ALL AUTOMATED??????????? IT WAS ATTACHED TO CIRCUS BABY'S??????????????????? THATS WHAT FNAF 4 WAS??????????????????????????

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM

#angry roomba whirrs #five nights at freddys #fnaf #william afton #fnaf william afton #william afton fnaf #HOLY SHIT #CAN I KILL HIM?????? PLEASE??????? #GENUINELY WHAT THE FUCK THIS GUY HAS NO CHILL WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM WHY IS HE LIKE THIS #fnaf 4 #i guess #what the hell is going on i JUST woke up

[dizzybizz]

man it's him the man

#fkn hate this guy (giggles n kicks my feet whenever he appears) god i cant stand him #but actually he can go fuck off #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #niklaus hendrix #my art #im in too deep in this hyperfixation its like so bad i had dreams from separate nights abt it that were connected #it was like a continuation it was so weird fnc kissed for a second time is all that happened really #ok cus first one was that happening in an ep n then i woke up confused n then next night i had a dream i was sitting watching an ep n the e #ents from that previous dream just played out n i was like “what the fuck it was real” #but it wasnt real at all it was just my subconscious pranking me #anywayfs d oyou like the sparkles in the full moon for forf orofor the trio :) i cant rn im so destroyed uhm uhuh uhhhhgng

[zer0point5ive]

lawrence post-bathroom

#true to me. & the story #unfortunately for everyone involved #saw 2004 #chainshipping #i just know john was so close to pulling the rbt out every time lawrence woke up in a delirious sweat asking abt that twink from the #bathroom #john being like. i cant take this anymore let me just go fucking get him #nd amandas like oh ! about that .. :( #sidenote im moving house tomorrow isn’t it crazy this is what im choosing to focus on .. coping saw 2004 style baby

[jtl-fics]

But also... Andreil on the great British bake off (they have celebrity seasons)

Look, I'm gonna be honest.

It's a disaster in two parts.

Neil is there EXPLICITLY because Stuart found out that he had been asked to go do it because he is technically British. Stuart has asked him to be the bane of Paul Hollywood's existence and is willing to do quite a bit to make the man's life hell.

"He knows what he did." is all Stuart will say on the matter.

Neil agrees to come be a Baker on the stipulation that Andrew also gets to come. Andrew has no interest in baking other than what it can produce for him to eat, he has no desire to do the laborious task of baking himself.

Stuart offers him an Aston.

Andrew agrees.

Neil is a nightmare in the tent. He hates desserts. He hates measuring. He has never done a single prep bake. He has no idea what the desserts are during the technical challenge. He just goes with his gut (his iron gut). He produces three straight desserts that Paul will not let Prue eat for fear that she will just straight up die if she eats it. He is a pile of misery upon consuming all three.

When Neil is kicked off in round one no one is surprised. Paul pats Neil on the back as he leaves the tent and Neil just leans in, "Stuart Hatford sends his regards." he says now that the mic has been removed. Paul Hollywood's tan fades but Neil doesn't look back.

Andrew is a nightmare for a completely different reason and that reason is that he very visibly and honestly does not give a single flying fuck about what he's doing but he's doing quite well. He is the most boring man on camera, zero quips, won't interact with Noel and whoever the fuck is the other presenter by this point, just him doing exactly what the recipe requires and then he always makes a point of grabbing whatever Paul and Prue have judged and taking it all back to his station so that he can eat it. He stares straight into the camera as he eats an entire three tier cake. He dedicates every week he is Star Baker to his inspiration: Kevin Day.

Andrew makes it all the way to the Finals with impressive bakes that he basically just decided on 100% by how much he thinks it would upset Kevin to watch him eat it knowing that he SHOULD be doing weight training for the olympics. ("Weight TRAINING not Weight GAINING Andrew! Do you have to hold up two fingers as you eat the entire thing? Can you at least PRETEND it's not to SPITE me?" Kevin wails as Andrew calls him for the post-credit scene where the star bakers call their families usually but Andrew just uses it so everyone can hear Kevin Day lose his mind on Public Access.)

Andrew gets to the finals and his show stopper....it's immaculate. It's gorgeous. It's a work of art. Paul Hollywood is looking at this feat of modern baking engineering in wonder.

He shakes Andrew's hand before he even tastes it and-

"Stuart Hatford sends his regards."

Paul Hollywood is now nervous to eat this cake. Does he look out at the gathered friends and family of the contestants and see Stuart Hatford? Does he remember what he did?

He eats the cake because show obligations and it tastes as good as it looks but he is oddly silent as Prue talks about it.

Andrew Wins and Paul Hollywood stays exactly one entire party's width away from Neil, Stuart, and Andrew during the entire victory picnic.

Andrew gives his post bake-off speech and flat out says it was kind of boring and he wants to go home to America. The next scene is him driving off with Neil in an Aston Martin.

Edit: Thanks @the-inner-musings-of-a-worm for the idea once again!

#Great British Bake Off x AFTG #AFTG AU #AFTG #Andreil #There is absolutely some outrage about a fucking American winning #People are mad #Andrew is never invited back for any all stars follow-ups #Stuart has to ship that car across the ocean #He still thinks it was worth it to mess with Hollywood #What is Paul Hollywood and Stuart Hatford's past together you may ask? #Perhaps Stuart was a big Mary Berry fan. Perhaps he has sent an almost insane number of letters about this #And if Paul Hollywood woke up numerous times to cherry pie filling on his walls #Stating that Stuart Hatford preferred Mel and Sue? #And not a single detective Paul Hollywood went to would touch it once he gave Stuart's name? #Well that's between Stuart Paul Hollywood and GOD. #Personally I like the whole cast no matter the season #But I am not a man who has all 71 Mary Berry cookbooks and biographies #But you know who might? #Stuart Hatford might #A Foxhole Bake AU

[gerardwayoftheday]

today is thursday, june 15, 2023. do something you like today and enjoy your gerard way of the day.

#pause. #why did i word that weird #aight #gee looks like mj #update: i didnt word that weird what the fuck am i talking about #i just woke up when i posted this #mcr #gerard way #gerard way of the day

[hella1975]

i just think. andrew's possessive and mean and does horrible damage to people he ought to consider friends and he's physically violent to the point of literal GBH charges and he carries knives and you dont know his boundaries you just know if you cross them even accidentally he WILL gut you and. he's the most selfless person on the team and he willingly resigns himself to a hellish existence if it means his brother stays out of it his brother who he doesnt even know and hasnt met a single time in his life doesnt even know he EXISTED until suddenly he does and he puts his brother's livelihood over his simply because there's a chance he might drag him down and he isn't going to risk it and he kills his brother's abuser without question knowing full well he'll be hated for it and he doesn't mind it because in his head it was the only possible response he could have given and he gets his brother off drugs and again with his teammate who he owes nothing to and he doesn't know how to love and he's clumsy and far too sharp with it but. if he decides someone is his it's common knowledge to leave them the fuck alone because he just grabs onto the few people he can tolerate and he doesnt let go doesnt know how to let go holds on so tight he leaves claw marks his devotion is a violent, bloody thing with teeth and he doesnt know how to be gentle and he doesnt want to be gentle and. he likes sweet things and he tears his food up like a child and he's vicious in his teasing and he loves his eccentric therapist and he buys her little ornaments and he argues on apocalypse survival strategies with the teammate deemed too nice for him and. he has an eidetic memory and is wickedly observant to the point he predicts certain teammates better than even their closest friends can and he exists in the narrative as this indomitable boy of iron who is strong enough to carry neil's trauma and stand firm against it and he is he is he is but once he was seven. he was seven and he believed him. he said please enough to hate the word. no one was strong for him. no one saved him. they call him monster even now

#what if - and i mean this genuinely - i went to sleep and never woke up. what if i went gentle into that goodnight. what if i killed everyon #none of you bitches are even close to understanding andrew like i do im in his stupid fucking head i cant GET OUT #nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh im want to tearing my fuckiggn hair out ive had ENOUGH #andrew minyard #aftg #hella reads aftg

[fanta2y]

this screen cap of true form sukuna is killing me 😭😭

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#he’s perplexed #he’s confused #he’s thinking #very hard #about something #he looks so funny #just scratching his head like #hmmm #i can hear his gears turning #LOLL #i’ve been chucking at this for a good 10 minutes #LIKE IDK WHY THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME #😭😭😭 #who fucked up this house like this good GOD #that’s what he’s thinking #scratching his head like he just woke up from a nap confused on what century he’s in #❥fantas blog

[sprucewoodmpreg]

not to get really close to discourse-posting at 10 in the morning but it is a bit crazy to me how stressed out people on here get abt CCs coming onto tumblr and finding the community like. unpalatable or something. instead of treating fandom like a group of people just making shit that they can pass around with each other, it's turned into this weird almost-art gallery kind of situation, where 16-year-olds with bpd and unmedicated people in their 20s are responsible for showing off just how Beautiful and Wonderful our collective creations are 😭 like can we be real. there's a hermitcraft menstruation sub-fandom on here. this shit was never gonna be safe for CCs

#unless one of them is secretly an avid fan of menstruation headcanons. in which case 👍 nice #i just woke up so if this post sucks bad then just take me out back and shoot me #i just giggle sometimes wheni see people freak out abt like. ''FUCK we gotta tag our shit so CCs cant see it. but what if they still do😧'' #they can just. not go on here then. nobody is forcing them to look at any of it 😭 #ok as im typing this im losing interest because i could always log off and go buy myself lunch #but i'll post it anyways in honor of my 2021 self #discourse

[utilitycaster]

I'm still thinking about that post about how female characters and especially wlw and f/f ships are treated in fandoms because I got a reply that I deleted on my post about how all the Nein were big shippers on deck for Beau and Yasha that boiled down to "haha Caleb making a tower so the useless lesbians would admit they liked each other!" and it's like. He made the tower to Beau's orders. She had already asked out Yasha, who in turn had of her own volition written Beau a phenomenal, beautiful letter instead of a poem as recommended by Jester. This is factually incorrect and obnoxiously dismissive of a genuinely great dynamic and attributes all agency to a man. When you say shit like this you sound like you are Chat GPT. No new thoughts no time actually spent analyzing a relationship dynamic just "ooh i see a woman in fiction what is the phrase most associated with this ok done onto the next task".

#whenever i post like 20 times before 8:15 am like this you need to understand it's bc my dumbass morning person body woke up at like 5:45 am #and i was like well i'm not getting back to sleep and then pounded 3 cups of coffee in an hour #just to give some context #also if i delete a reply or anon know that it's because i wanted to reply with something like this and (usually) restrained myself #which is very hard for me as an annoying person #like. it is very difficult to articulate this without sounding like some kind of well I don't see gender asshole and that isn't what i mean #but if you can only talk about wlw and women in general in overused memes that weren't funny the first time #you're clearly not like. spending time thinking about them. you can see this with repeated phrases #like the reason why repeated phrases in fanfic or in academic essays are looked down on is bc it shows you're not fucking thinking #you just grabbed what someone else said and said haha ok done i'm gonna go back to a busy day of eating markers

[pine-arten]

Quirky spearmaster

#pinemartart #rain world spearmaster #rain world #rw downpour #rw spearmaster #slugcat #rain world downpour #eyestrain #bright colors #if i missed abythijg um. fuck it all #hi im sleep deprived . basically what happened is. i took a nap yesterday and ended up sleeping all evening. #i woke up at like 10 pm. and. then i just stayed up the whole time. its currently 2 pm rn #so . smilesssss