parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
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Celebrating National Dog Day today and every day!
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I promise you not everything has to be made into memes. basic human empathy is a good thing, some of y’all should try that.
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me, staring at my laptop, neglecting my sleep schedule, fully aware i have two exams tomorrow and that being in this position is entirely my own fault: curses!!! fooled again!!!!! some fae trickery, this is!! some bewitchment!!
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aegon, realizing he's a deadbeat dad: oh no, i'm my father! this is horrible!
aegon: i've been trying so hard not to be my mother that i did not see this coming!
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No wonder Aemond only has like three outfits. Fella is skint, absolutely brassic, doesn't have two half pennies to rub together under the crushing weight of Vhagar’s food bill.
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#lifegoals
You know that marriage dynamic that's kind of Pride and Prejudice 2005 Mr. and Mrs. Bennet kind of affectionate but mostly long-suffering marriage where she's melodramatic and he's smarmy but they keep the ship going? That's I think what's in the cards for me. I think God put me on earth to make some man's life worse.
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soldier: wow, prince daemon looks so majestic riding his dragon. he must be laser focused right now. the only thing on his mind is the mission.
daemon singing to himself while burning entire armies on caraxes: life is like a hurricane :) here in :) duckberg :)
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