#and the fandom would lose their minds

[astraeusastro13]

There’s a case that clicks on, but it’s not being read by Chester, it’s like Daria or Needles where it’s its own recording.

Everyone hears Chester’s voice introducing himself as “Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus institute” , he reads a statement that we haven’t heard before, and at the end Martin pops in offering tea, and they realize it’s Norris.

Alternatively they find a cassette tape with the same content.

Is this likely to happen, no, probably not, but I would enjoy it and the chaos it would bring.

#the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #this isn’t a theory #just a dream #it would be funny as hell #and the fandom would lose their minds #if this does happen I guess I got whacked by Apollo this morning

[mintygreencake]

Vincent: "One last Ride?"

Stranger:

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted fandom #redacted vincent #redacted stranger #I know I'm evil for this but- #let's be honest #we all thought of final destination 3 didn't we? #oh so I would start losing my mind if I was on that ride and it started breaking down like that 😭 #scared and mad as hell #😭 Id be pissed

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Disappointment the Main Maggot

Assorted gentlefolk, may I first introduce to you, @good-usernames-were-taken, the chaotic and iconic maggot Valerie. She is currently enabling me in various endeavours of brainrot, which will be revealed shortly.

But before that, this maggot had the great pleasure of participating in an actual maggot race during a biology practical class. And I absolutely have to share the tale with you because, with all due respect, what the fuck. I am writing this post listening to Katy Perry's Dark Horse on loop which I think is very sexy of me. Now gird your loins because it's story time.

A week or so ago, Valerie walked into her biology practical class. It was a day like any other. She did not know her life would be changed until she spotted a tray of live maggots that had not been there the week before.

It turned out that their assignment that class was to change the conditions that the maggots were in, and see how it affected them physically. But how would the students test it?

They decided on a maggot race. Each of them selected a maggot to represent them.

Valerie was thinking strategically. She picked a promising maggot, and to quote her, "I selected a really ugly one and it was really fat and I thought that would give it the upper hand, cause it would block its opponents from the race course."

Maggot-shaming aside, Valerie had full faith in her maggot. So much so that she bet 20 pence on 'this thing'.

The time for the race drew near, and then it had begun, and all the maggots started to move. EXCEPT HERS.

What followed next is best explained in Valerie's own, traumatised, words:

"This fat creature just sat there, looking at me. The emotions running through my head were just... I was so disappointed. Five minute passed. Nothing. The little shit was just staring at me.

And then it does something.

It starts to move.

It moves backwards.

IT MOVES AWAY FROM THE FINISH. MY FAT MAGGOT LANDED LAST. LAST PLACE.

So I called it Disappointment."

Now, maggots of mine, you know I love you all. I do. But we all have to agree that Disappointment is absolute the Maggot. The Main Fucking Event. A generational icon, acting in defiance of science and logic, a true representative of the human condition.

Please find below a sketch of Disappointment the Main Maggot by Valerie, to be hung in the Maggot Hall of Shame.

For the unaware, maggots actually do not have faces. This is an entirely accurate sketch. Thank you Valerie, and Disappointment.

Now I've been informed that I now need to be aware that I have a lot of people reading my content, and act accordingly. So I'm going to add morals to the story!

Remember: Disappointment the Main Maggot says no to following the crowd. It says a fuck you to hustle culture. It holds up a metaphorical middle finger to the System. Disappointment the Main Maggot is out there living its best fat maggot life. It did not care that it was a prime contender with a bodily advantage and there were monetary stakes involved.

Disappointment is Slaying. Be like Disappointment. I'm the Good Omens Mascot. Disappointment is the Maggot Mascot.

We will end this story time with a bit of poetry by Valerie, a haiku, in fact:

Oh Disappointment I put all my faith in you Fat ugly maggot.

#weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #good omens mascot #tumblr stuff #good omens #tumblr #hellsite #beelzebub would be so proud #maggots are fly larvae btw #they grow into flies #just hellsite things #good omens fandom #losing our minds one brainrot at a time #tumblr things #school stories #biology #lab stuff #maggot #maggotblr #should be a thing #maggot tw #how do i even tag this #story time

[dizzystqrs]

just thinking about how if lewis told charlotte he was terribly afraid of the water & she decided to physically pick him up and carry him out over the sea while he begged her to stop & go back, there would be antagonistic music playing in the background, the girls would have immediately told lewis to break up with her or even intervened, the fandom would be making (more) hate posts, etc. to this day i cannot believe ash got away with that in the show

#not to say charlotte would do that but yknow. the showrunners would frame it badly is what i mean #anyway ash my BEHATED. my ENEMY. if ash has 100 haters im 1 if ash has 1 hater its me etc #i still am always flabbergasted by that scene like i cant believe thats a ship moment #anti ash dove #emma gilbert #h2o just add water #this post also doubles for charlotte watsford bc yknow #she did not do anything half as bad as that LMAO at least as far as i can remember #the tumblr h2o fandom agrees that ash is a weirdo i think but every time i log onto like insta or tiktok & see ship edits with That scene i #lose a little bit of my mind sorry

[hella1975]

Hellstie wtf is tsp

gripping the table nails digging in the wood blood everywhere. im so glad u asked :)

the second perspective is a bsd fic for both skk and sskk (both with about equal screentime for anyone with favourites) and it’s an insanely well-written murder mystery by @wildflowerteas. like genuinely @tallysescape has an actual physical conspiracy wall and @rotisseries has made a map of all the relevant locations. it updates every sunday and finally I’ve caught up so we all go insane about it on a gc bc like I said ITS SO INSANELY WELL WRITTEN AND THE TWISTS ARE INSANE THE PACING IS INSANE THE CHARACTERISATION IS INSANE I GENUINELY CANNOT FAULT THIS FIC WHICH IS CRAZY TO SAY OF ANY FIC BUT IN THE BSD FANDOM IS DOWNRIGHT REVOLUTIONARY

#like chuuya is so beloved to me and horrible thing to admit but so is dazai like as individual characters #their characterisation is very important to me and then their dynamic with that in mind and skk as a ship drives me insaneeeee #but the fandom notoriously butchers their characters and their relationship to the point I fully swore off bsd fic #bc all it would do is piss me off like I got zero enjoyment from it #SO FOR ME TO BE SAYING AND FEELING ALL THIS FOR TSP IS CRAZYYYYYY #anyone in the bsd fandom who sees this READ THIS FIC. SERIOUSLY #AND THEN TELL ME ABOUT IT. IM LOSING MY MIND #ask #bsd #soukoku #shin soukoku #fic rec

[spacedlexi]

Do you like Vi and Clem as best friends as well? Or just as lovers? (Also, I love your art)

im assuming youre asking if im fine with either friendship or romance route, which i am!! at the very base of their relationship they are best friends regardless, its just whether or not they kiss about it (and i just think they do 😏)

either way s4 is about building a home and a family. you get to choose what that looks like :) so while i definitely go to bat for romanced vi, i can understand some people not being interested in that element and choosing to be friends instead. either way theyre partners. and vi still makes clem a gay little button about it 😭💕

(and thank you!!)

#if your partner is not also your best friend WHAT is the point #the way they look at each other the way they act around each other.... so much love in their eyes i have to look away its embarrassing #GET A ROOM!!!!!!! #like idk the body language between them is so strong sometimes it makes me lose my mind they literally dont have to SPEAK #and the romance specifically getting to play off the vinerva aspect 😏 really adds to the Layers of it all mmm so tasty #some of the fandom is so boring about it 😒 clem minnie rivalry with vi caught in the middle mmm delicious all for me thanks #but like most of the arguments i have for romanced vi can also apply to friended vi. it really just comes down to preference #i just want romance for my clem 😭 i didnt think i ever would but vi is it.............. #replies with lexi #incognito #twdg #violentine

[zumurruds]

screaming because every post about damen where people go “sorry unpopular opinion but damen is worse than laurent actually! he participated in WAR and had slaves in a fictional setting where that was a culturally consensual kink!” is like saying jon snow is worse than joffrey baratheon because jon killed more people than joffrey actually

#like actually losing my mind because these people would not last a SECOND in asoiaf fandom

[rubatato]

kirby kirby kirby's the oooone!!

#nuttynoons #kirby #king dedede #meta knight #waddle dee #galacta knight #and i guess #kirby adeleine #kirby ribbon #HAPPY 30TH MY SON #my goodness. kirby was my first 'fandom' and im here over a decade later...back at it again #i keep thinking abt how much 7 yr old me would be losing her mind at how i can draw #very fun little destress doodle batch hehe

[gloriousfemaleworrier]

*I emerge from my long hibernation from fandom activity to write a detailed heartfelt and emotional series about Tedbecca*

#tedbecca #hannah legit said she cannot imagine a world where rebecca exists without ted #jason you can say platonic all you want but...c'mon #ted lasso #god damn it jason sudeikis #there is so much chemistry there and if you tell me it's platonic I will lose my damn mind #they are soulmates #this has been confirmed #BUT NOOOOO #ted x rebecca #honestly either ted and rebecca are in love or jason and hannah are in love because...there is actual real love there. #i have parents who are madly in love with each other and have been for more than twenty years #I KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE #I would support the heck out of jason x hannah #NOT that I'm fandom shipping real people because YICK #but I just think they would be very adorable together #DON'T COME FOR ME #i just love love man #these tags are a mess #but no one's gonna read them except future me #so... #yeah

[lotus-pear]

Fun fact no one needs to know: Everytime Tumblr decides to (again) show me your kunikizai art where it's saying abt them looking like married couple I, for some reason randomly get reminded of my married!skk works I posted on ao3

Please tell me how to stop my brain from braining around skk, it's an infection at this point😔

easy fix. i feel like there’s a huge difference between “married” and “dating” when referring to a relationship between two characters. married doesn’t even indicate more affection it’s just the vibe. i don’t even know how to describe it. it’s just the aura between them. anyway knkdz is married and skk is dating (this probably makes zero sense but it’s fine💀)

#also u should drop ur ao3 i would like to see #i indulge in a very specific portrayal of skk which doesn’t match 90% of how the fandom likes to see them #so every time someone brings them up in the most grossly interpreted way i’m just like “…yea. :|” #ALSO NO HATE OR ANYTHING SKK IS GREAT i am just slowly losing my mind bc of the mischaracterization of their dynamic sometimes #lotus’s asks

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Im so excited to almost be done w comms bc i cannot wait to Also jump on the bandwagon and play dress up w Peppino

#chattin #so many fun outfits #im debating if i should make like a private twitter for some of the stuff i would Like to draw #bc i feel like #what happens is i go through a RUSH where i am enjoying drawing things and it flows out naturally #and then i hit a wall bc something i would like to draw is overwhelmingly Not sfw #and im like well thats okay ill just skip past that and work on other things! #only i CANT bc its like ‘oops u did not draw and post the thing that has been on ur mind so now ur punishment is thinking about it 24/7’ #which like sucks bc then i get caught on it for so long that i lose steam #and i DONT want to lose steam w this fandom i REALLY dont and i wanna keep it w me for as long as possible #so the only solution i think is to find a place to post it and i think a locked twitter account would help w that #bc like the pic i reblogged w the hot pink outfit is SO fucking good and im frothing at the mouth thinking about it #but i blocked someone bc they saw it From Me and had the nerve to add a rudeass reply #like shut ur whole mouth up u dick #and if i dont have the patience to deal w that on OTHER ppls posts #i will be actually angry if someone does that to me #i will think on it

[warpolomewdarkmatter]

blosc doodle dump >:]

#buzz lightyear of star command #buzz lightyear #warp darkmatter #roza #xr #INCLUDING EVILYEAR.... full courtesy of safekeeperscosm whose evilmatter drawings give me life #and who is generally one of the load bearing pillars of the fandom and whose art i love!!! #origpost #drawpost #the 'just kidding' quote is also from the fic. you know which one #um and continuing with my warp being a marina fan agenda i think he would introduce roza to The Family Jewels #and she would lose her mind. she DOES know exactly what she wants and what she wants to be & why she walks and talks like a machine. #for context i think she grew up on an abandoned wall-e type self-sufficient space station #0 socialization besides talking to a computer or whatever robot personnel wasnt completely rusty with age #and 0 experience listening to teenage music. thats a major reason she thinks noone gets her lmao

[morathicain]

Haterant- Callout post - Hello:

So apparently there are SandRay fans on twitter (haven't seen the take here, thank the gods) who hate the RayMew kiss. Not because Mew was manipulating and using Ray to hurt Top and without having feelings for him while both were on drugs and drunk, which Ray had started, BUT because they perceive both as bottoms and they think two bottoms kissing each other is BAD and YIKES and it would have been better if Top and Sand kissed WHICH WOULDN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE PLOTWISE YOU DIPSHITS!

Fans of the ship really out there vomiting up the worst of takes although we fought for years to move on from the Top/Bottom take (and Jojo himself has bludgeoned the damn take in his shows).

Ngl but those fans are more toxic than any of the characters on the show and have proven with this that they don't care for the plot or the characters but only their faves and ships (oh, also apparently they say SandRay are not popular? What?????)! It's truly sad how little reading comprehension is in the last braincell of some of them and how much disrespect for an intriguing story and the characters' background stories and development.

Please, just stop watching the show, nuances are wasted on you, thank you.

(plus this might just NOT be your kind of show - and that's okay)

(this also includes the ones who demand more sweet SandRay scenes and are outraged that they fuck up and that they're such a mess and no soulmates - we were never promised a sweet rom com but exactly the toxic, complicated mess we're getting now - live with it and stop watching! it's okay if it's not your kind of show - there's no need to watch just because your faves are in it)

#personal #seriously #wtf #I've been wanting to scream for an hour now #this is so DUMB AND FUCKED UP #and dangerous actually #it throws us back too many years #and doesn't do the show justice #or the development #if you didn't like the kiss the reason should be that it wasn't supposed to be romantic or good not because you think two bottoms shouldn't #kiss like WTF even???? #pls whoever thinks the same block me #that's easier for both of us thank you #knew a lot of weirdos would get into the fandom not listening to all warnings that this is no typical BL #and now they hate on the story and on Jojo because he's done exactly what he promised ... #ofts really out there making them all lose their minds #all of us #but for very different reasons #I vibe and watch and enjoy the mess #here's to hoping that Ray and Sand get to kiss more people

[greenteabelle]

on episode 4 of a killer paradox and wow i have ideas

like , a grim reaper au where jang nangam is the grim reaoer who's tired of being sent out to reap lee tang's soul , who just can't seem to die .

one day , he's supposed to get hit by a delivery truck , so jang nangam is just standing by the road , waiting . then just a split second before lee tang crosses the road , he bends down to tie his loose shoelaces and the truck just whizzes right past him .

on another day , lee tang is supposed to get mugged by some rando and die , so jang nangam is looking down at the alleyway from the rooftop of a building . then the mugger trips over his groceries and just drops dead ( imagine if it's fresh fish lee tang was excited to try to make sashimi out of when he got home ) .

then on yet another day , lee tang genuinely tries to jump off a building because he's sick and tired of having near-death experiences every other day .

then .

he lands on a discarded mattress .

idk if i want lee tang to be able to see jang nangam or no , because either way it would be so funny . imagine you almost see your life flash before your eyes and you're thanking whatever god you believe in , only to look up and see a 40-year-old man fall to his knees in despair .

#also i'm hoping that this drama doesn't have a tumblr fandom like most dramas #idk what crimes i would commit if i got spoilers from a reblog or reply #lee tang is genuinely so funny to me like he's trying his best #jang nangam is also trying his best to not lose his goddamn mind #they fill me with joy #a killer paradox #lee tang #choi wooshik #jang nangam #son sukku

[detentiontrack]

Actually I am grateful that the show never really addressed Anne or Sasha's trauma in s3a because then we wouldn't have gotten the fucked up fics that resulted from various author's interpretations

#and when i say fucked up fics i mean that in a very positive way!!! #we never ever would have gotten heavy gorey fics about sasha losing her eye in wartwood or anne having a breakdown after a heavy #dissociative episode. the angst was literally top tier during that time period because we were all losing our minds more and more #after every filler episode #AND we also got EXCELLENT adoptive dad dad grime + sasha content during that time #and post canon speculation where they stayed together #and hurt/comfort with anne and sprig #and speculation on the finale and how the fight with darcy/'the night' would go #i think even though i wasnt a huge fan of s3a. september-december 2021 was the BEST era of the amphibia fandom #amphibia

[controversialhottakes]

On a more serious note, I'm considering writing a post on communism because I don't think tumblr understands what this term actually means and what it would look like in practice.

#a certain degree of socialism is very healthy this isnt the us ffs #communism... not so much #they're not the same thing and they're not interchangeable #most of you “comrades” would lose your minds if you lived in a truly communist country but you're so “privileged” you don't even know it #i did not think i would live to see the day in which people are unironically referring to each other as comrades #but then apparently we're also bringing back actual historical nazism so i guess it makes sense *facepalm* #im scared #should i tag the fandom im thinking of? #nah not right now maybe later