#and that should embarrass u

[tepehkwi]

btw when are 'leftist' anarchists going to wake up from their utopian fantasy world daydream and realize that the rest of us aren't going to fucking take them seriously because they have more in common with "we want small government" conservative libertarians than they do with actual leftists?

like what exactly are your plans for disabled people? do you accept that you might actually have to come up with laws? laws to guarantee that disabled people aren't going to fucking get left behind and trampled over in your stupid cottagecore ass commune idealized version of the future? what are you going to do for indigenous people to make sure we aren't steamrolled over? you think we're all going to be living in lawless utopia autonomous zones? have you considered whose land you're still occupying in conjuring up those anarchist fantasies? and how about doctors? does your anarchist vision of the future still have the infrastructure in place to make sure the person i'm seeing for my chronic illness is licensed? and are you also willing to accept that you might have to come up with laws that don't even exist yet, laws that prevent doctors from abusing and over-extending their power over intersex and disabled and trans people and women and people of color and our bodily autonomy? do anarchists actually know what it means to protect the vulnerable?

#anarchist ideology is not fundamentally different from libertarianism you're all individualists at your core #and that should embarrass u

[earthtooz]

hurt/comfort blurb based off an ask @missmeinyourbones received :3

gojo x gn!sorcerer!reader, he's ridiculous, lovesick and dramatic in the one but that's how we like him here so. enjoy!!

“where is our couch?”

gojo looks up at you from his phone, grinning at you gently with the small smile that he always wears; one you’ve come to adore over the years. this time, however, it does nothing but irritate you because there is a large, vacant space in the living room that has ‘gojo satoru’ written all over it.

“what do you mean?” he asks but the lilt in his tone tells you everything you need to know.

that one, gojo has everything to do with your missing couch. two, you have fallen for his bait, successfully tricked into talking to him because three hours ago, you refused to acknowledge his existence after a heated argument that ended with you promising to sleep on the couch. yet after one harmless trip to the supermarket, you come back to discover that your bed for the night was missing.

and you know him well enough to know that his giddiness stems from the fact that you’re finally giving him the attention he’s been craving for the past few hours.

“where. is. our. couch?” you reaffirm, emphasising each word so they can get through his thick skull. 

“is it not in the living room?”

he sounds almost delighted at this peculiar interaction, seeming proud of himself as his eyes shine with mirth. they bravely look into your frustrated and irritated ones.

“i am in no mood to bicker, gojo,” you begin, “either you tell me where our couch has gone or i kick you out.”

the sorcerer pouts from where he sits on the bed, curling into a ball as he stares up at you. the sight would’ve been more comical if you weren’t so mad. “that’s not very nice.”

“you don’t deserve nice,” you mutter, turning on your heels to walk away before gojo can melt you with those honeyed words of his. from the bedroom, you hear fumbling and rustling, followed by footsteps. 

instead of paying gojo any mind, you go to the kitchen counter where you left the many bags of groceries you bought.

he rests his elbows on the kitchen island, subliminally begging for an ounce of your attention whilst you sort through the bags. “would you like some help?”

you give him a brief side-eye before resuming. his pout worsens.

“if i tell you what happened to our couch, will you promise to sleep on the bed tonight?” pleads the white-haired, “with me?”

you sigh, “yes.”

“i warped it somewhere.”

“what?” you almost drop the carton of eggs in your hold. “what do you mean ‘somewhere’?”

“somewhere in jujutsu tech, i’m not really sure.” he cringes at the glare you shoot him. “i was gonna get it back if you agreed!”

that was your last straw. running a hand down your face, you don’t see the way that your lover stares at you with hope from the corner of your eye. 

“for goodness’ sake, why did you warp our couch?” you quiz. 

“because you were going to sleep there,” he murmurs, “and i didn’t know how else to change your mind.”

“you’re twenty-three, gojo. you should know a thing or two about how to reconcile properly by now.” 

his pout worsens at the use of his family name. “i am a man in love, y/n, do you know what they say about men in love?”

before you can even think of a snarky remark, realisation hits you like an anvil. whenever gojo uses his teleportation technique it always… leaves… something behind. 

rushing over to the carpet that used to be under the couch, you almost have a heart attack when you lift it up and see the scorched marks that occur as a byproduct. the white-haired leans against the kitchen island innocently, whistling.

“and what are you planning on doing about this?” you shriek. you try to remain calm, really, but it’s hard to do so because gojo has an affinity for driving you to the brink of insanity.

“i will get someone to fix it, i promise!”

“and will they not be suspicious that there are marks in our floor?”

“a little bribery never hurt nobody, and i have a lot of money to bribe someone successfully. plus, i have connections in the jujutsu world!”

you drop the carpet, giving up. “i’m calling shoko to crash at hers for the night-”

“-then i’ll warp her house.”

“can you even do that? a couch is pretty impressive already.”

“so you think i’m impressive?”

“gojo.”

“i don’t know if i can teleport a house but i’m always willing to try.”

you hate him, you decide. “even if you could warp a house, you shouldn’t, because shoko will kick your ass.” 

“but you’ll protect me, won’t you?” 

you say nothing, merely glancing at your boyfriend before reaching for your phone in your pockets. however, before you could even unlock the device, gojo is beside you, crouched down to your level. he maintains a respectable distance, one that does not invade your personal space whilst fulfilling his need to be close to you. 

“are you actually leaving?” he whispers brokenly, completely changing the atmosphere as his eyes begin to shine with tears that threaten to spill. 

your words are lodged in your throat at the pitiful sight. whilst some part of your brain curses you for giving in so easily, the other part that loves gojo (who are you kidding, all of you loves him) begins to feel a little bad.

he continues, reaching for your hand to play with your fingers, “please don’t leave. i’m sorry for what i said when we were arguing. i love you,” he pauses for a second before adding as an afterthought: “a lot.” 

gojo’s apology, although a little awkward and rushed, is nothing short of endearing, successfully quelling the waves of frustration and anger you’ve been feeling for the past few hours. although the hurt has not completely faded, it’s a little less suffocating to be around him now.

his life is far from normal, you understand that, and you realised that it would be something you had to deal with when you started dating him in your last year at jujutsu tech. but you fell for gojo because of his sporadicity. life may have not been the same ever since, but in a world where all you are gifted is targets on your back in exchange for keeping lives safe, his love is a refreshing oasis for you to return to when all is said and done. 

even though he expresses it through unconventional ways, such as teleporting your couch because he was heartbroken at the prospect of being away from you, you think it’s a fair trade. 

as a way of accepting his apology, you open your arms for him and the white-haired doesn’t even let a second pass by before he’s crashing into you. 

it’s comforting, the way he holds onto you like you’ll slip from his grasp otherwise. “i’ll go get our couch back soon,” he mutters into you, squeezing your waist a little tighter.

“we’re having a moment, gojo, please don’t mention the couch or i’ll be angry again.”

“sorry,” the white-haired raises his head to look at you, “can i at least get nickname privileges back?”

“you’re ridiculous,” you huff, “no.”

#leah pls don't perceive me this is saur embarrassing #if u read this i will simply #idk what i will do but i will do something #it feels like the heavens is deciding my fate idk this is a lot of pressure HELP #i'm not totally happy with this one #but i was determined to get this out lol so #mediocre writing as always bc what else do i give you all <33 #i should get rid of this habit #gojo x reader #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojou satoru x reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojou x reader #gojo x reader fluff #gojo satoru x reader fluff #gojou satoru x reader fluff #jujutsu kaisen fluff

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Once I was scrolling thru naruto fics and saw the tag "buisnessman!Kakashi" and all I could think about was Kakashi being a child businessman, owning all the konoha adults at doing business while wearing an oversized suit and tie. That idea is so fucking funny to me.

#obito: that kakashi! hes always showing me up by getting better deals than me >:-( #also just the idea of lil child Kakashi showing up at a business meeting and sealing the deal with an outline written in adorablly childish #handwriting. written in crayon lol #call this the naruto businessman au #every ninja is a business person and it exactly parallels canon. that is my dream #sealed inside naruto is the partial spirit of the ultimate buisnessman but its too powerful and everyones afraid #fucking hashirama's face on the wall as the company founder lmao rip madara: fuck this company ur brother embarrassed my brother so bad #at deal making that he died. im gonna tear it all down. face me hashirama! deal for deal. ill become the ultimate businessman ill control #the world and put an end to all this business! #oh got its so weird like the founders waterpark au that i also keep deep in my heart #anyway this is weird wtf am i doing. procrastinating and its like almost 11 i should keep writing or go to sleep lol #but wait: 10 years ago the spirit of a ferral businessman was unleashed upon this building. there was no stopping him. his charisma was #unmatched. his expense reports! his terrible otherworldly expense reports! he was too efficient! he fired half the staff! the spirit of #that buisnessman is sealed inside of u naruto. thats why theyre so afraid of u. and then cut to naruto in an oversized buisness suit #looking shocked. aw iruka as a daycare working. cute #anyway this is fucking dystopian lol #unrelated #naruto ramblings

[koipalm]

i like the idea that locus is touchy

#locus and his weird obsession with wash.... well i think its funny #wash is having fun hes just embarrassed locus is so touchy LOL #red vs blue #agent washington #samuel ortez #rvb locus #locus rvb #rvb #wash rvb #my art #locuswash #washlocus #uhhhh idk if theres a shiptag for them or what it is..... #you might ask me why hes wearing boxers over his bodysuit. well because i didnt think about it. #sorry to my lovely followers. here is art of something u did not follow me for. hope uou enjoy #should i tag this as suggestive? not sure how to not get flagged for smth #locington

[noecoded]

#ASMO: r u with the band..? ♡

outfit from this

#pov u are a groupie #i know that doesnt make sense with my caption but pretend it does.it was originally a groupie pov #pretend there is like music to this.i should be able to add audio to my art posts #i need to be like a sound engineer so i can properly convey the mood like muffled music with the thumping bass inthe back and like old buil #ding noises #srry im rlly sickk over htis theme and outfit and stuff i HAD to draw it #but the worst par t is my app crashed when i was finishing this upp and it corrupted the file and now i cant even access it #this is like bunny asmo all over again.at least i finished this one #i did a timelapse of likethe main chunk of this drawing like the first hr or so..i will maybe post it for like 5min before i get embarrasse #d and delete it...ok now i am on a tangent i am uploadinign this from work.goodnight everyon e #asmodeus obey me #mine #asmo

[mikonez]

the heaviest forms of grief are created through expectation (i fell for it)

#embarrassment is real #u should see the messages to my friends #tmagp

[lovedazai]

MAI I'M BRAINROTTING SO HARD....

have you ever heard of like after sex daze?

basically it's just being super spaced out and like dazed. It can almost look like a complete shut down but is more just because brain is mush from orgasming hard/a lot, can also be hard to talk or be coherent...at all

so like,,,being with Dazai and doing some overstim.....and it sends you into a daze afterwards and he gets a little worried when you just...stare at the ceiling all blissed out. And he just like checks in with you and you just nod and whine a little for him to snuggle and just do the normal aftercare stuff

and then after you come down a little more and are a little coherent you just explain and he gets a huuuuggggeeee ego boost. Just a little cocky and a stupid smirk on his face....

AUGH I WANNA KISS HIM (and slap him a little because he's so stupid and annoying)

alternatively it happens to you with sigma (he got a little pussydrunk dw) and he absolutely loses his mind, sweet boy thinks you're dying LMAO

cait ur driving me crazy w this one (∩ ⸝⸝ ∩) i stand by dazai being soo good in bed (im not biased at all i swear) & the thing is he KNOWS hes good too !! but he still gets so so giddy when he sees how much he rlly effects u & u’ll never ever live it down </3 once hes 100% sure ur rlly ok, ur going to have to make out w him if u want him to shut up i fear

PUSSYDRUNK SIGMA !!! SAY LESS IM SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOWS giggling so hard imagining sigma freaking out over ur naked body while ur laying there like ⸝⸝꩜_꩜⸝⸝

#this reminded me of a v embarrassing story :< #i typed it out n then was like. maybe u should keep this one to urself mai #valentines #signed by cait ⟡₊ ⊹ #ʚ shhh ɞ #dazai love club ⊹ 𓂃 ｡ ‧ ₊

[5hehzada]

been listening to a lot of shugo chara music lately, here's a quick doodle

#5hehzada art #shugo chara #amulet heart #hinamori amu #peachpit & kogedonbo were like my absolute biggest art insps back in middle school not that u can tell from the way my art looks these days #i should dig up something old i drew and inflict secondhand embarrassment on all of u #i feel like i need to clarify that the secondhand embarrassment would be because its ancient art i still really really really love cuter ar #i just can't draw cute 🥲🥲🥲😔

[hikiclawd]

This idea came to me like a divine vision and I must share it

#mysims #mysims (game) #mysims agents #sim: beebee #sim: preston #preston mysims #beebee mysims #who framed roger rabbit #roger rabbit #jessica rabbit #YES preston is wearing a dress cuz hes serving #hes embarrassed cause hes slaying too hard #also beebee is so fun to draw you guys should draw her now #SHE HAS A CLEFT LIP BTW if u cant see #my art #art #digital art #fan art #artwork

[monstrsball]

iwaizumi meets suga and thinks he's going to be a good influence on oikawa but actually suga makes him worse (positive)

#oisuga #woag look at this post i found in my drafts... cannot remember if this is a post i did actually make and just worded differently or not #i hope not that would be embarrassing #if u know me this should be obvious but like. suga IS good for oikawa. he reminds him to take care of himself etc etc but iwa thought maybe #oikawa would be less annoying but he was wrong lol #that's what i'm getting at #sorry to overexplain i just hate being misinterpreted so i'm trying to avoid it.

[midnightmah07]

Why is this popping up around my feed-

Im gonna be real im not even emberassed by the past Lilia x Daisy art but I'm so possessive with daiggie that I look at this and I go why is he holding her. Why. Get off. Out. DON'T TOUCH HER YOU'RE NOT RUGGIE.

#💙! mah's answers #💙! addie<3 #y'all love bringing up the past #should i dig into u guys' accs to find whatever makes yall embarrassed too

[90sbee]

guys i have to admit something. i actually find leon's dumb lines funny. like yes i'm sorry. he genuinely makes me laugh. i am a simple woman. sorry for this sin. i know he is cringe but consider this: idc.

#like i really laughed so much playing og re4 i was so embarrassed like omg nooo this should not be happening !!!!1 #he would not charm me into his bed that way but certainly i would get attached to his stupid ass bc i love ppl that make me laugh. #he would be like a wife to me u know #boludeces y reclamos mios(?

[cogbreath]

ignore button my beloved

#its like some people forget that toontown is geared towards children #like do you really feel its a good idea to potentially be treating a child like that. you should conduct yourself better 4 that reason #not that its free game to be rude 2 adults ingame either like bro its toontown LOOK @ urself u should be embarrassed....

[formulaonedirection]

This slumber party has everything: twunks, retired f3 drivers, the childhood friends to lovers trope, that guy who goes to Ibiza once and thinks yeah I can DJ, and Tom Bale.

#lando norris #max fewtrell #martin kodric #tom bale #tom in every single one of these 🫥 #i feel ya pal #MARX in the first two gifs MANDO in the last two #max i forgive u for deleting not just this stream but your previous one too. you were deleting evidence. #you should. #martin has an embarrassing cringe crush on max fewtrell hashtag relatable #*mando #nadia's things #thank you people who clip things on twitch i owe u everything

[sunnyeosss]

Charlie asks Mac one night if he’s gay; they’re 16, and Mac clumsily rolls a joint, his fingers too big and his brain too fried from paint thinner.

“I’ve never seen you date... like a girl, dude.” Charlie mutters, his brain thick like honey.

“I’m not gay.” Mac laughs in disbelief, denying himself and his feelings. “You’re just high.”

But Charlie continues to stare. As Mac rolls the paper, he fails and tears it, sweat gathering at the back of his neck.

"Goddammit, stop staring at me, Charlie; I’m not gay.” It’s frustrated; it sounds almost like a plea; just drop it; I don’t want to think about it.

So Charlie gives, knowing but empathetic, reaching to grab the tray to salvage their joint. "Yeah, you’re not.”

#cat <3 mac #the ramblings of a madman #I should do a Drabble tag but ugh #it’s embarrassing u feel #charmac

[menlove]

like tbh I think. if you are not black (and disclaimer I'm not either) and u see a bunch of black fans saying a certain arc/writing choice/what have u was racist and antiblack. it is not your place to go "well um Actually ☝🏻️ I think it was fine and I don't see why people thought/think this was racist"

bc yes of course we are not going to have the same lived experience as black people do to pick up on all the forms of antiblackness they do. but that doesn't mean you can't listen and take their word on it instead of arguing about it bc you like the writer/director/whatever.

#not to mention it's not like the racism w martha was even subtle like #my incredibly white passing 12 year old self growing up w Republicans could clock how bad it was w her and mickey #if u can't at ur big age that's a little embarrassing to admit and u should maybe talk to more poc idk?