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Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!

Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?

Senshi:

#dungeon meshi #just watched this episode i was unaware how accurate this was help. i laughed

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the incel "dni" vs the chad "being so blatant and obnoxious about your opinions that anyone who disagrees simply can't stand following you"

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heavy police presence at columbia, SRG, SWAT and counterterrorism deployed

reports that everyone has been kicked off campus except students barricaded inside hind’s hall

listen to WKCR columbias student radio for live updates

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sakusa hates going to the store. but he finds it bearable (enjoyable, but he'll never call it that) when he goes with atsumu. atsumu drags sakusa through all the isles, making sakusa frown at his own list because they definitely don't need to go down the dog accessories aisle. but atsumu squeaks a few toys and joking holds a collar up to his neck, asking "is this my color?" and sakusa can't hide his laugh. so, sakusa lets atsumu drag him around the whole store, even going as far as buying that are not on his list, just because things with atsumu are... bearable.

#hq!! #sakuatsu

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have we put them in a zombie apocalypse yet?

#atla #👁️👁️

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#mp100

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When Iwaizumi wakes up for his morning run, he finds himself completely alone in the bed he shares with his boyfriends.

He's not as surprised as he should be to find the two of them passed out on the couch together after he's gotten dressed.

Suga is somehow nestled between the back of the couch and Oikawa's body, his head pillowed on his chest. Oikawa's right arm is wrapped around Suga's shoulders while his left hand rests on his hip. Their legs are entwined, the knitted blanket they keep on the couch wrapped between them.

The way Oikawa's head and upper shoulders are resting against the armrest of the couch makes Iwaizumi cringe, already foreseeing Oikawa complaining about his neck hurting later.

It isn't hard to guess what had happened after Iwaizumi had fallen asleep. The open laptop on their coffee table with a paused volleyball match on the screen being a pretty good indicator.

Old habits die hard.

He knows he should wake them both up, usher them back towards their bedroom to sleep in their actual bed but he can't bring himself to disturb them. Instead, somehow without waking either of them up, he extricates the blanket from their entwined legs and drapes it over the both of them properly.

He kisses them both on the head and then goes to put his running shoes on.

He can't stop himself from smiling as he leaves the apartment.

He really couldn't be happier.

#hiiiiii did you see my new post :] #im rlly happy with this one...

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im doggirl coded (scared of thunderstorms)

#i think the most anxious and scared i've gotten over it was last summer when i was camping and in a TENT during a thunderstorm 😭😭😭 #i was so freaked out

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all these marriage r/relationship_advice posts involve people my age. how are you even finding time for marriage. i'm at the gocey store

#literally

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Uhhhh

I totally didn't forget monsters turn to dust when you kill them👍

((here he tried to eat a Vegetoid, Ik you can take a bite from them but u can't eat them whole, it'll consider killing it))

Bonus:

The original post I made

#dungeon meshi #undertale #yaaaay!!! happy ending :]

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it's been.... many months and i am back with another batch of pokemon teams in my hq pokemon au!

seijoh four edition

oikawa: ninetales, lucario, nidoking, emolga, mawile, sawsbuck

pokemon trainer, of course. his goal right now is to beat the current champion (ushijima) who he totally doesn't have a grudge against. he's challenged him once, and beat the elite four, and is currently preparing for another go at it.

he doesn't hate dragon type pokemon but he has developed an aversion to having any on his team because it was ushijima's advice to him when he lost against them. i also like to imagine this is a rivalry they've had since before ushijima became champion so it's not just... oikawa lost once and is salty forever now lol.

i did take types into account somewhat, at least defensively, but this is mostly just... vibes? pokemon i think oikawa would like having on his team and that i think suit him. lucario is because, like with suga and kageyama, i wanted him to have a pokemon that evolves with high friendship! a way to symbolize one of the things he's better than kageyama at in canon. i will fully admit that nidoking is me shoving in the 'grand king' thing. but!!! he suits him. emolga is simply because i remember getting really pissed off at trainers with emolga when i was playing pokemon white so naturally oikawa had to have one.

iwaizumi: arcanine, heracross, tyranitar, joltik, ceruledge, togedemaru

this is also just vibes... after giving oikawa a pikaclone i was like omg what if i gave iwa one too... <- arcanine and ninetales were already supposed to be their little counterpart pokemon. oh well they get two i guess. joltik and togedemaru are besties. joltik likes to sit on iwa's head.

tyranitar and arcanine were both iwa's first pokemon!! his big guys that he babies so much. this is according to oikawa. iwaizumi denies this. (but oikawa is right)

ceruledge is because... it's a knight and i think that suits iwaizumi for obvious reasons. and well. i don't like armarouge's design lol so ceruledge it is <3 and i love fire/ghost types.

as for his role in the au, he's just a trainer traveling with oikawa. they do double battles a lot. iwaizumi has all of the gym badges but hasn't pursued challenging the elite four, it's not necessarily something he has a lot of interest in. he likes entering tournaments though.

matsukawa: chandelure, haunter, bisharp, morpeko, grafaiai

first off, i have decided to give the seijoh four all pikaclones to mirror the karasuno third years all have eeveelutions hehe. i think it's cute :p and they ended up all being the dual types too which i think adds to it somehow... or at least differentiates them from the other characters i gave pikaclones to haha.

some ghost types because of what he does in canon! which might be what he's pursuing in this au too? or maybe he later decides to settle down in a haunted house to look after some ghost types... that could be cool. bisharp because i think he's cool. that's it.

(oikawa is not a big fan of his haunter because he messes with him a lot. <- guy who pokemon just like to mess with. see: suga's aipom)

hanamaki: dedenne, impidimp, maractus, mareanie

other than dedenne, i don't have much reasoning for these guys? just guys i think he would like. smaller team because i imagine, like matsukawa, he doesn't battle as much as iwaizumi and oikawa do. he does it for fun but that's about it. he's not really sure what it is he wants to do. he's still trying to figure that part out.

impidimp gets along pretty well with matsukawa's haunter. they both make oikawa's life worse.

#heyyyyy did you see this :3

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forgot about this sketch

this is me giving my period cramps to atsumu

#hq!! #miya atsumu

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Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3

Edit: bonus comic!!

#dungeon meshi #undertale #LMAO

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When Iwaizumi wakes up for his morning run, he finds himself completely alone in the bed he shares with his boyfriends.

He's not as surprised as he should be to find the two of them passed out on the couch together after he's gotten dressed.

Suga is somehow nestled between the back of the couch and Oikawa's body, his head pillowed on his chest. Oikawa's right arm is wrapped around Suga's shoulders while his left hand rests on his hip. Their legs are entwined, the knitted blanket they keep on the couch wrapped between them.

The way Oikawa's head and upper shoulders are resting against the armrest of the couch makes Iwaizumi cringe, already foreseeing Oikawa complaining about his neck hurting later.

It isn't hard to guess what had happened after Iwaizumi had fallen asleep. The open laptop on their coffee table with a paused volleyball match on the screen being a pretty good indicator.

Old habits die hard.

He knows he should wake them both up, usher them back towards their bedroom to sleep in their actual bed but he can't bring himself to disturb them. Instead, somehow without waking either of them up, he extricates the blanket from their entwined legs and drapes it over the both of them properly.

He kisses them both on the head and then goes to put his running shoes on.

He can't stop himself from smiling as he leaves the apartment.

He really couldn't be happier.

#iwaoisuga #my writing #i think i forgot to tag the iwasuga cat post with this. oh well. anyway #in case its unclear. oikawa was the one who was up late watching volleyball. suga found him and refused to leave him there #suga fell asleep and somehow this spurred oikawa to actually sleep #but he didn't wanna bother suga so he just. also fell asleep on the couch #iwa was unaware of all of this bc he is the world's heaviest sleeper #anyway moral of the story they're all gay

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a kiss for good luck

#hq!! #kurodai #kuroo tetsurou #sawamura daichi

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you deserve someone who thinks about you as much as oikawa thinks about suga... or as much as suga thinks about shrimp

#hq!! #oisuga #oikawa tooru #sugawara koushi #yeah...

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"