#and of course shark

[kazieka]

hold up im reading more about the lionfish thing and this one island in Honduras has had such a huge problem with lionfish that the measures they have taken include

• getting special exemption from the Honduran government to allow divers access to harpoons and spears which are otherwise illegal in fishing

• public campaign to teach people how to prepare and eat lionfish (apparently they are very tasty once the poisonous spines are removed) (but watch out)

• holding lionfish combination hunting competition and cookout (reportedly they killed and cooked 1,700 in a day) (someone killed 60 of them with a rubber band spear gun???)

• most recently and apparently out of desperation, the divers in charge of culling the lionfish in the Roatan Marine Park just started. feeding the lionfish they killed to sharks. bc what else are you gonna do with it

• the sharks don’t seem to notice or be affected by the poison and begin hanging out with the divers

• the sharks then were seen hunting and killing the lionfish on their own

like this is nuts to me sorry. the sharks just had to be shown “hey this is food, did you know?? you can eat these!! here try one!!” we are possibly altering an entire foodchain bc we like feeding the big ocean wolves

#lindsey shut up #i love sharks so much hhhhhhh #like of course this is gonna take a few generations of learning to have any major impact on the lionfish epidemic #but they are learning! from us and from each other!! HHHHHHSHARKS

[lakeofsilverpike]

Pranks!

#wot fic #my fic #moiraine damodred #siuan sanche #lan mandragoran #piranha the mule #Aldieb #Mandarb #and of course shark

[cloudabserk]

safe 💙

#naruto #sasuke uchiha #naruto uzumaki #sns #naruto is dreaming about sharks and cake of course

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: Alright, men, what are we thinking right now?

Wooley: *shoved his lil hand up super fast* Oh, me! I got this one, me!

Obi-Wan: *waving his hand over them all* Hmmmmmmm- you. *points to Wooley*

Wooley: *fist pumps* Yes! Okay so I think we should throw Cody a decanting-day party with cheeses.

Obi-Wan: Cheeses?

Waxer: No he’s right, Cody likes cheeses. And caf. I think we should get him an espresso machine.

Obi-Wan: Those are super expensive, I have several contacts I can pout at till they buy me one. Why cheeses? I’ve never seen Cody’s apparently well known love for cheese.

Boil: Yeah, that’s cause he’s scared you’ll think he’s insane.

Obi-Wan: Okay, but, like, is this a fancy stinky cheese thing or is he gonna eat an entire block of store brand cheddar right from the package??? This is news to me and both have to be approached very differently.

Wooley: It’s the stinky one. They’re like SUPER icky but he loves them but he will eat them right from the package with nothing but bread at room temperature.

Obi-Wan: No, no, that’s how those ones are supposed to be eaten.

Wooley: Is gross tho.

Waxer: Idk I think they’re good if the bread is crunchy, but I like the not-as-smelly ones.

Boil: I’ll eat the store brand cheddar right from the block idk man

Obi-Wan: Awesome, I have an idea. Party at Padme’s house, new espresso machine that I’ll get… probably Bail, I haven’t annoyed Bail lately. I’ll get Bail to buy him an espresso machine. You guys get to come with me to look for cheeses, both fancy and store brand, but they will be on separate sides of the room so no one complains. I’m sorry, Boil, but this means you’ll be with Anakin and Ahsoka on the store brand side of the room.

Boil: The price of not smelling that stinky stuff is worth it every time.

Obi-Wan: Awesome. Best decanting-day party ever.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #clone trooper wooley #clone trooper waxer #clone trooper boil #Cody is also a freak who just ignores the bread and eats a Camembert patty #fuckin rank tho he’s completely insane #I might go hog on a mild but soft brie but I’m not ignoring the bread okay #post clone wars #Wooley is the baby of the group he’s Cody’s favorite of course he knows #they won the war and Bail is a very tired chancellor #they are gonna have cheese caf and wine #codywan #they’re gonna make shark coochie boards

[kazuma-nyasogi]

captivity, freedom

#im sorry just could you imagine being him #like of course he went there for the penguins but still he got to run around a little bit in the fish sections #my art #ace attorney #simon blackquill #whale shark

[desultory-novice]

“The King and His Jester Will See You Now”

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Feeling like it’s time to clean out stuff I’ve been holding onto for too long and I had this piece sitting in my drafts for like five months. I kept dreaming of how I might color it, with beautiful gothic, painterly rendering and jaw-dropping lighting and shining gold details but the more time that passed, the more I realized...

...That "finished version” of this was never going to happen. By the time I got good enough to color it how I wanted, I would surely want to change a dozen things about the composition, etc. Alas that this piece is eternally trapped in the sketch phase. So, here it is!

Dess’s idealized "Marx + Magolor Dual Boss Fight."

#Kirby #Magolor #Traitor Magolor #Marx #Marx Kirby #cw eye contact #Dess's Unfinished Works #cw mild horror #Yes I would want them to be a big Souls-ian fight #in 3D of course - like the bosses in FL #Magolor slowly toys with you from his throne #While Marx uses the shadows to play shark in the water #scopophobia

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

I’ve seen people in the notes of my shark polls occasionally apologise for being so basic with their favourite sharks (or at least their fave out of the list), most commonly with the whale shark and the great white shark. I’m here to tell you, don’t feel bad in the slightest!! There is a reason you love this shark so much, isn’t there? Whale shark is quite literally the biggest fish at an awe-inspiring 12 meters, it’s one of the only filter feeding sharks, it swims with a slow, dignified grace, it is a long-living gentle giant, it has the silliest adorable face and it has a beautiful blue or dark grey back full of stars! And the great white shark! A gorgeous shark, a testament to the success of sharks, an efficient predator of great strength yet it is still capable of gentleness, a mighty animal that observes the world with calmness — not to mention their cute spyhops! Two noble animals, why on earth should you feel bad for liking them so much!?

Of course saying this, I don’t mean to say that every other shark sucks or something lol. I could think of nice things like that to say about any shark! It would just take a while, given that there are over 500 sharks, so only saying nice things about two is easier. They all deserve love! I just want to say that liking “basic” things is fine and fun. Sharks are never “basic” anyway!

#besides! many people also expressed love for multiple species of shark! #folks talked about how they had such big difficulty choosing just one so its not like 25% of people ONLY like the whale shark #the reality of the situation is that they probably like most or all the sharks listed in some way! they just like whale shark a tad bit mor #and of course sometimes people dont yet know about certain sharks in which case its just a matter of them being told about the shark! #shark #sharks

[sharkgirldick]

I think the funniest thing about me is that I kinda don't care who I sleep with as long as they're interested. Like, I obviously wouldn't date a transphobe, but if one invited me over to blast her pussy while she said transphobic shit I'd do it.

Ethically questionable sex with my mortal enemies or whatever.

#text post #shark thoughts #feeding frenzy #I'd need to be attracted to them of course #and no cops or military. I've got SOME standards.

[emry-stars-art]

STICKER CLUBBBBB???? YESSSSSS

STICKER CLUB BABY

And hopefully if I can trick patreon I can have (pictured above) previous sticker designs available for star members to buy at any time 👀

#although the little Andrew and Jeremy ones will be available in my shop when it opens #supporters are just the first people to have him hehe #shark hoodie Andrew for everyoneeeee #(alongside fox hoodie Neil and ducky kev of course) #not art sorry guys #asks #running shop #patreon info

[iridescent-serpent]

Girlies I might have an obsession

Anyways

Jax at Tea Party (featuring Pomni and Spamton)

Quality might not be great so click for the full scribbly details

#my art #the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc jax #tadc pomni #spamton #context is that. and some friends went wild with editing jax plush into things #like a dishwasher #a sharks mouth #hell #getting arrested #being in jail #breaking Out of jail #and so on and so forth #just ended up drawing the ‘What if we edit Jax & Pomni & Spamton into a tea party?’ #‘and we make them wear build-a-bear dresses’ ‘of course’ #anyways this took way to long lol

[larsnicklas]

[231229 CZE VS. USA] ryan leonard (wsh) hits will smith (sjs) right on the tape and smith makes no mistake as he ties up the game for the americans

#will smith #ryan leonard #usa hockey #washington capitals #san jose sharks #world juniors #wjc 2024 #wjc #wjc24 #boston college #meg.wjc #meg.gif #meg.usah #meg.all #have been fond of will smith ever since ep's scouting sheet said 'shades of jt miller and trevor zegras' i was like OK IM SOLD!!! #and of course. ryan leonard baby cap i love you. what a pass. #something cute about him is that he's always so much smilier on his teammates' goals than his own :''') #boston college line...... right now and right now only i love you....... #playbook

[they-sleep-in-a-pile]

Not a clue of what is happening here.

#atsushi is a tiger-shark merman of course #dazatsu #dazatsuday2024 #dazushi #bsd dazai #bsd atsushi #myArt #bsd fanart #dazai osamu #nakajima atsushi

[olath124]

Violet and Aon spittballing ideas about what to do with the shark. Or its owner. Depending on the point of view.

Aon belongs to @ouroboros-hideout

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk #my v #kurt hansen #v is for violet #cyberpunk 2077 fanfic #phantom liberty #violet #virtual photography #cyberpunk virtual photography #Hey! My first photostory #Of course it has to be about something idiotic XD #aon #knife queen #shouldn't shark week be over? #It's always shark week in our hearts.

[kbthebearcat]

I’ve got a thing going on in this world with Bruce that has it so merpeople of all kinds can entertain humans at a aquarium, all of their own free will, and even get payment for it! (like mostly food)

Bruce goes there sometimes, totally not because he likes putting on a show and seeing everyone’s reaction and enjoyment, oh no….>w>

Wesley came to visit him, and bought him a shark plush from the souvenir shop! Bruce seems to not be very impressed by it, but he’s actually very touched, especially after finding out about this whole “saving up allowance” thing

In case you can’t read what he says at the end there, it’s “Oh… Hmph… Well…. thanks…. I guess.” And then he thinks to himself “Dumb kid…” >w> Later on, Bruce has his friend Creole make it into a necklace so he can wear it!

#Bruce and Wesley #Bruce #Wesley #shark save #gt fluff #my ocs #size difference #gt #my art #gt community #merman #mershark #he totally doesn’t cherish it or anything #nooooo of course not are you crazy

[9w1ft]

thinking about all the new kaylors out there that soon enough will get to experience taylor’s contemporary discography through a new light and it’s making me all trembly and sappy

same goes for kaylors that haven’t yet thought about the idea that they’ve been good this whole time.. there are SO MANY AMAZING ways to listen to a whole bunch of her songs and i hope that little by little people have their realizations and get to experience that feeling for the first time

#like i don’t want to jump the shark of course but it’s exciting to think we might be able to all discuss #songs in this way again #i would love that.. to share that #kaylor

[kage-my-justu]

Miorine “never trust anyone” Rembran X Suletta “wears her heart on her sleeve” Mercury

#miorine grew up surrounded by business sharks and people who only wanted to take advantage of her #so of course she immediately suspects the worst of people #whereas suletta was so sheltered but craved social interaction so much #gundam witch from mercury #the witch from mercury #g witch #mobile suit gundam the witch from mercury #gundam the witch from mercury #suletta mercury #suletta x miorine #miorine rembran #miorine x suletta #sulemio