#and look at his slutty waist

[pretty--in--purple]

chilchuck you bitch i love you

#look at his slutty lil pose too #ass up propped on his elbow tiny waist heeled boots #sorry i thought you'd just been taken prisoner by your bestie not put on the cover of vogue #also this is so funny #laios it's been 80 chapters #chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios #chilchuck #izutsumi #senshi

[ln4-llingforu]

The SCREAM I SCRUMPT...

#it should be illegal to look that good #i need him and his slutty little waist #his smile!!!! #i want to sit on his face #i can bark #i need holy water #lando norris smut #lando norris social media au #f1 smut

[copias-juicebox]

papas famous fan cam moment

#papa looks ridiculously hot 🔥 #i couldn‘t resist making this #look at his fucking slutty waist #and then his thighs???!! #i know this probably exists already but i had to make one of my own #i had to make this as an endless loop for us all to admire #tobias forge #ghost #ghost band #papa emeritus #ghost sweden #ghesties #copia #the band ghost #myedit #papa emeritus iv #ghost bc #bbg #papa thighs

[notsohappynotsosad]

#playing as halfling is fun #i get to look at karlach from the correct perspective #men in this game are too buff #emperor has a slutty little waist #definitely had too much fun drawing his slutty little waist #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 meme #bg3 memes #bg3 #bg3 wyll #bg3 astarion #bg3 the emperor #bg3 karlach #bg3 halfling #bg3 fanart

[aeteut]

wolfstar meet-cute

By likeafunerall, and reposted with permission.

#STUNNING as usual. #remus’s languid demeanour #him leisurely smoking a cigarette #his hands on sirius’s thigh and around her ankle #hot. #that sirius black look #‘you with the dark curls #you with the watercolour eyes’ #those lashes #her slutty little waist #like she’s a girl on a mission: seduce remus lupin. #wolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black #rlsb #r/s #harry potter fanart #likeafunerall

[nimaskyez]

just fucking came in my pants

#look at his slutty ass waist bro AHHHH #sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #chris sturniolo x reader

[rahorarty]

marazhai my best friend marazhai

#rogue trader #marazhai #marazhai aezyrraesh #warhammer 40k #warhammer 40k rogue trader #did not expect to get This attached to him. i was votary iconoclast. what happened #dont look too closely at his details i just wanted to put him in the slutty waist arena outfit there were no other thoughts

[lulusplaycorner]

Peter with his tits out. That is all.

S1 EP5

#WHO MADE HIM THIS BUFF #WHO DID IT #YEAH NO WONDER EGON WENT FOR HIM #LOOK AT HIS SLUTTY LITTLE WAIST #the real ghostbusters #ghostbusters #peter venkman #ray stantz #winston zeddemore #egon spengler

[mushed-kid]

keith

#voltron #vld #voltron legendary defender #mush art #keith kogane #vld keith #blood #stal said it worked so here’s to that being true #i gave him a slutty waist #and kinda purple hair because im a homo #hes hot #of course im gonna draw him on his knees #bleeding #fanart #im kinda rockin with this drawing ngl #it gets better the longer i look at it somehow #the ‘shading’ is so fucking random ok dont bully me

[captainfern]

reader in marigold is kinda real bc back in 2019 when my then boyfriend played cod i didn't really see the appeal of most of the men but i did really like gaz because my ex looked like him... but now when i look at price he suddenly got really fucking attractive plus THAT pic of his back view in six where u can truly see how big and fucking broad he is his big fucking arms and thick ass back strong thighs and the narrow taper in his waist. lord if that man was real 🙏

i LOVE big arms and shoulders

ugh

i love big men 🙏

#captainfern #captainfernsalutes #ugh look at that slutty waist #i want to wrap my arms around those shoulders #maybe take a lil nibble on his arms #respectfully of course 🙏

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Don redesign based on his beta design for funzies!!!!

#he looks so cute in maroon I need him crying and vomiting on the floor #i love him and his slutty little man waist #total drama #td don #tdrr #total drama redesign #td redesign #my art

[chanstopher]

Bang Chan ✧ KCON LA 2022

#Bang Chan #Stray kids #staysource #jypartists #Christopher Bang #3rachasource #drm.pst #drm.gif #chris stage gifs #stage gifs #flashing tw #userhyunfelix #rutual #uservivi #shuaria #userbeepls #LOOK AT HIS SLUTTY LITTLE WAIST IN THAT SHIRT AHAHAHAAAAA

[cyn1callyonline]

concept art hobie because why the fuck not

#across the spiderverse #into the spiderverse #spiderman #spiderverse #fanart #hobie brown #hobie spiderverse #hobie brown fanart #hobie brown concept art #look at his slutty waist #no shit i broke down multiple times while drswing this #im still upset about it tbh #i dont like how this turned out #but im posting this anyways #FOR CLOOOOOUT

[princelancey]

👁️🫦👁️

#f1 #lance stroll #formula 1 #aston martin f1 #Knawing on my arm #Look at his slutty little waist #Made to be held #Ignore the shoes

[moderndaypandora]

Got tagged by @notallsandmen for a WIP paragraph game, and I’m incredibly flattered, considering ... this doesn’t feel on the level of fic, this is fun little sketches of dialogue at most. But this is what I had, so here’s more of the mortal dreamling silliness (previous bits: modern day mortal dreamling and newlyweds with ravens)

How Hob asked Johanna to be his witness for his wedding:

He texted her asking if she was free that afternoon, because he needed her for something.  Historically "something" has meant anything from "taste-testing 3 different scone recipe variations to figure out the best one" to "hustling drunk pricks at darts". Likewise, Hob has done her favors ranging from picking up tampons to providing an alibi. In theory there is a ledger of favors owed, but in reality there will never be a balancing of books (because they're best friends, even if Johanna is too prickly to admit it and Hob is too smart to).

Johanna texted back "yeah, what's up?", and practically broke a land speed record pressing "Call" when she got the response.

Johanna: what the fuck kind of text exchange is confirming I'm around and then sending "getting married today, hello, witness!" and a selfie of you and some goth twink?

Hob: it felt pretty self-explanatory

Johanna: last I'd checked, you weren't even seeing anybody!

Hob: things change?

Johanna: I got dinner with you 5 weeks ago, you bastard, and you were single then.

Hob: ... things change fast?

Johanna: how the fuck did you even meet him?

Hob: I was running back from class during that awful rainstorm last month, and he was just outside my tube station.

Johanna: Hob.

Hob: His umbrella'd broken and he was soaking wet, and he looked absolutely miserable, poor darling.

Johanna: ...

Hob: So I offered him towels and dry clothes, since my flat was just up the road. And by the time the rain stopped I knew I wanted to marry him, and he said yes.

Johanna: what lunatic just follows strange men home?

Hob: he was pretty suspicious until I gave him my phone so he could text my address to his sister.

Johanna: and she was somehow fine with it, like 'yeah, go on'?


Hob:

Hob: he got a bit distracted by my phone background and never actually texted her.

Johanna: the fuck

Hob: you know Julian of Norwich is gorgeous

Johanna: your cat is a lesser demon escaped from hell. I'm going to exorcise your cat someday

Hob: Jules is a sweetheart. She doesn't even hunt birds!

Johanna: That thing won't kill any of the bloody birds in your neighborhood because she's saving all her energy to someday murder me and you know it.

Hob: ... undeserved paranoia about my extremely photogenic cat aside --

Johanna: WELL-deserved!

Hob: --will you be my witness?

Johanna: Left it a bit late, if you're asking me today. Did everybody else say no?

Hob: Didn't ask anybody else. Been planning to ask you since Dream said yes, but I figured if I gave you too much notice you'd flee the country.

Johanna: [tearing up, because even if you're an independent badass, it's nice to hear you're somebody's person] you're fucking right I would.

(Johanna's custom ringtone on Hob's phone is from Sweeney Todd, the final verse in Johanna where you can hear the body drop ("Wake up, Johanna, another bright red day"), because Hob and Johanna are black-hearted bastards/absolutely in cahoots with each other and think it’s funny. Hob's ringtone is Being Alive from Company ("Somebody need me too much...").  Sondheim all the way, motherfuckers)

#dreamling #hob is a medievalist and he would name his cat after an anchoress #i don't make the rules except when i do #johanna: wtf do i even wear to be a witness #hob: idk nothing obviously bloody or stained? #johanna: mm. what are you wearing? #hob: khakis and a button up #johanna: not the high-waisted ones right? #hob: there is nothing wrong with them #johanna: you're going to look like the slutty professor wannabe you are #johanna: and i bet you're going to roll your sleeves up #hob mid-sleeve roll: can't i look nice for my future husband? #johanna: yeah nice. not Mr April from an Academia Gone Wild calendar #hob: ... how am i supposed to take that #johanna: as a suggestion to look like a respectable spousal candidate #hob: we got engaged on less than 24 hours' acquaintance #hob: there is no chance of respectability #johanna: jesus fucking christ #johanna: you're paying for all my drinks at the reception #hob: by reception do you mean at the pub afterwards #johanna: clearly you prick. and it's going to be decent liquor. none of that bottom shelf swill #hob: we are celebrating my marriage afterall #johanna: [groaning] text me the address and don't give me any shit when i show up with a flask #johanna: you absolute bastard #hob: <3 #dream is 'sir not appearing in this sketch' because he had to go back to his flat and get his own appropriate clothing #and also provide proof of life and zero mental impairment to death #because she was still hoping it was a joke/she could talk him around to waiting longer

[foreverdolly]

Dolly Darling you can’t tease us with cowboy austin like that..save me pls I need him

Put those hips to better use…sir

i’m running around the street on all fours. i’m climbing up into a tree and flinging my shoes and socks at passerby. the fire department are being called, but i’m fist fighting them.

i’m going to tear my way out of my skin suit and run around as a skeleton.

i’m feral. absolutely, positively feral.

but yes… i think cowboy!austin would heal me. after i finish up “i just ride” i will definitely be posting this.

#happy wife happy life #cowboy!austin #it’s what we all deserve #oh my god look at his slutty waist