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quiveringdeer · 1 year

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was gonna make a full fake text image but takin too long so just this

Texting Mishaps: Reiner x Reader

y/n: my throat has been itching so bad lately 😰

future hubby 🥰: I'm sorry baby. Do you think you're getting sick? Headed home soon want me to pick up something for you?

y/n: no, I think it'll be ok. just so hard to scratch. ya know?

future hubby 🥰: I'll pick up some of those cough drops you like and some tea and honey. Just in case. 💙💙💙

y/n: Awww baby. You're so sweet! But the thing I think would scratch it the best would be your cock 😏

incoming call from future hubby 😍…

A satisfied smirk plays across your lips as you hit accept while bringing the phone to your ear. It's endearing how incredibly easy it is to fluster and rile up Reiner after all this time.

Before you can even say hello Reiner's speaking. A bit overloud and apparently very distressed. But even over his voice you can hear a background commotion of wheezing and gagging. Your heart is immediately racing trying to figure out what's happening.

"Baby why did you text that! I picked up Gabby from practice today."

Fuck.

You're trying not to jump to conclusions. Maybe the coughing is from Gabby swallowing water wrong or something. Gods please let it be something other than what you think it is. "Reiner. Why is that important right now?"

You've heard Reiner make many long suffering sighs. It's practically his most common way of sighing to be honest. But the sound he emits is definitely up there for most tortured sigh of all time.

"I gave her my phone so she could text for me."

"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!" Granted, you probably shouldn't be shouting in the poor man's ear after basically sexting him and his teenage niece seeing it in 4k.

"I was driving! " He emphasizes the word like it's something you should've telepathically known. "Texting while driving would be a bad influence!" Bless this sweet beautiful man for trying to be the best uncle he can but god why is he shadowed by the worst luck in the universe. Of which you now carry as well apparently. Okay, perhaps you're being a bit melodramatic. Not like this one little thing would irreparably scar Gabby for the rest of her life. Right? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

There's only a slight pause after his last statement before Reiner sheepishly add, "And I don't know how to make the blue heart emojis with text to speech..."

"Reiner for the love of all that's holy-"

While both of you have a crisis around corrupting the mind of your poor niece, Gabby has overcome the initial gag reaction and is now crying laughing at the completely cringiness of the whole situation as she texts her group chat the spark notes version of what happened.

#i heard the exchange on a tiktok sound #and immediately needed to pen this #nat writes #reiner x black reader #reiner x reader #reiner braun #dont text and drive folks #but also be wary of sending random sexy texts when someone says #they're driving #tho technically he just said headed home soon #so you cant really blame us reiner 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️#gabby was reading the message out to him and stopped abruptly without even finishing the word 'your #her poor eyes #her poor poor eyes #aot shenanigans

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quietwingsinthesky · 1 month

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if there was a torchwood/spn crossover, jack would get shot in the head so much. i know he already dies a lot, but he’s going to die so many times during this crossover. keeps getting bullets unloaded into him. they stab him with silver and steel and copper and none of it keeps him down. he’s gonna get squirted with borax and that one’s not gonna kill him but it is going to ruin his coat, which is materially worse for him.

#also gwen cooper would wrestle dean to the ground and beat him half to death #ianto is going to get himself possessed. im not saying he doesn’t take every precaution he knows how to against it. im saying he does and it #doesnt work <3 #i think sam and tosh could be friends :) (<- actually means they’re just both stuck in ‘make this conversation go as smoothly as i can by #masking so fucking hard. so that i can leave sooner’ mode.)#and i think owen would kiss dean on the mouth because it would make him so uncomfortable and owen can and will use his ability to be an #asshole without regret for the good of the team. especially if this moment is directly a result of like. Dean hitting on Tosh while she’s #clearly not into it. Owen is going to kiss that man at the risk of getting shot just like jack has 17 times in a row just so that he’ll #fuck off and leave tosh alone. and this will work because dean winchester will immediately malfunction upon being kissed by a man because #now he doesn’t know whether to direct his homophobic impulses at owen (<- unaffected by anything he could say.) or himself (<- guy who #believes being gay works like cooties.)#and in the background you can see jack sort of gently put his hand over toshiko’s and she releases a pen she was holding onto very tightly #and this is the part where you realize Oh She Was Going To Stab Dean In The Knee With That If He Didn’t Stop.#i also think Jack should get to kiss Crowley. i think they’d both be into it and it’d be funny. i think they should reference that they’ve #been off-and-on lovers for years actually. (gwen: you’ve been sleeping??? with the king of hell???? || Jack: see i don’t know why this is #surprising to you.) (ianto has been standing there with his mouth slightly open for a full minute. long enough for crowley to comment on it #and for owen to jokingly try to shut it for him. (cue short impromptu slap fight as ianto bats his hands away and then owen gets too into #defending the honor of his poor slapped away hands.) but anyway. <3 ianto you’re into guys you really need to come to terms with this at #some point sir. jack is *not* your exception this is an all day job.)

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maze-mind · 3 days

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Becoming less afraid of underlining book quotes with glitter gel pens ♡

#honestly gonna color-code tmr quotes so bad #i need ways of saving my spots #plus my brain immediately thinks color = good #the maze runner #gel pens #book notes #color coding #♡#fem guy ngl #am i a guy with glitter pens???#yes.#am i ashamed of it???#no.#glitter pens

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ichorblossoms · 5 months

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i gotta draw with ballpoint every so often or i'll die also this isn't finished yet but i wanna show ppl yeehaw

#wip #grimm #taking this photo and Immediately seeing like five things i need to correct #ballpoint pen my beloved #i tend to use my fountain pen for a lotta stuff these days and i mean i love it but sometimes i gotta go back to the softness of ballpoint #kinda worried that scanning this one in later will just wipe out some of the delicate values as it is wont to do...oigh #also i have take me home country roads stuck in my head i need to go to BED

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hippiichi · 5 months

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first ever procreate painting!!!

#my art #monstera #i hated procreate up until i finished this... it's not AS bad as i thought but i wish it were more intuitive #so many menus... and scrolling through 1 million brushes to find one is like hell on earth #the color picker and undo is wayyyy too slow too #i need that shit to pop up immediately in the middle of screen #the amount of times i color pick in 10 seconds is really high so the slow color picker just made me annoyed more than anything #also why would they not have a triangle color picker option...#what's wrong with you...#half the brushes feel like syrupy???? like they're slower than my pen and i can't use them to make scribbles it annoys the hell out of me #not being able to move the brush size and opacity bars to the top of the screen is also so fucking annoying #the amount of times my arm would mess with the size of the brush.......#ugh #what IS nice about the menus tho is because idk where everything is i just get to random choose a ton of brushes to use to get many effects #i liked that but i also like having 1 brush i use for sketching and not being able to find it in the sea of brushes #was NOT fun at all #and that was my review of procreate

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madwheelerz · 2 years

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There are times when Mike in s4 has his leadership qualities peaking through, but mostly he's taken on a passive role so different from other seasons.

#byler #mike wheeler #like figuring out something is going on with pen #immediately deciding they should visit Suzie #but when it came down to a moment when he most needed those qualities he just couldn't do it

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running-in-the-dark · 3 months

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I like all my hobbies, kind of, but every time we move somewhere else it drives me absolutely insane how much stuff I have.

meanwhile my husband will probably end up with one box, his clothes and his computer (+ everything that goes with that).

#I just have too many interests #and no impulse control when I really really really like something #so... I've got stuff for drawing‚ painting‚ sewing‚ knitting‚ crochet‚ general arts & crafts stuff‚ fountain pens and ink‚ my little doll #collection‚ a collection of pretty glass things (I hate this one the most rn 😭) and a whole lot of other random crap #plus my clothes and my computer too.#it's bad.#and that one box for my husband? it'll probably be half empty! he does not own stuff. he has one cd. I think maybe 2 DVDs (that were gifts #from me).#oh yeah I've also got movies and shows and CDs and lotttts of records #I don't know. I guess I wish I was more like him 😭 he found one hobby (computer stuff) when he was like 13 and. that's it. forever #I wish I could just get rid of my stuff but... from experience I know that's a bad idea (I will simply replace it. and feel horrible when #it's gone. I *love* my stuff 😭 I feel lost without it 😭 I like thinking of a random little project and immediately knowing exactly where #everything I'll need for it is. it's comforting.)#anyway I'm having a bad time and it is entirely my fault #personal

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babbimetal · 2 years

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