#and im all for calling them out on their bs

[okkottsus]

when i meet ppl who have really strong opinions abt taylor swift im always like 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️ WHY does it have to be either “shes a goddess that can do no wrong shes perfect her songs are literally poetry” or “shes the worst person to ever live, she should quit her job and leave us all alone, if she died in a ditch i would throw a party” ??? (the latter ones are more annoying btw)

#i like a lot of her songs and also dislike some ofc but its so funny cause i keep trying to figure out if shes #actually problematic or ppl r just obsessed for no reason #like....if u want to hate someone so much go ahead and hate actual billionaires and the royals #a singer shouldnt be ur biggest enemy even if u dont like them and yes even if they have done/said some bad things #sorry to break it to you but u're not fighting for justice by slandering a celebrity on the internet #this isnt just abt swift btw and i dont mind funny posts or roasting celebs etc #i have celebs whom i find annoying like any other person #and im all for calling them out on their bs #but when ppl go out of their way constantly slander certain celebs for dumb ass shit im like ???? WHO CARES !!!! #literally who cares touch some grass please.... #personal

[deus-ex-mona]

i hope they fight (can’t read past this point)

#l e m m e i n n n n n n n n n n #never thought that i’d ever find something in common with mr face reveal but here we are (dude’s a retail pharmacy cashier. poor guy :() #i need to know if the pharmacy manages to survive the encounter #i hope he calls out her bs and enforces the ‘1 lxl gummy per person’ rule to extremes #this is unfair i can’t even skip ahead to the ch 3 previews bc this site doesn’t even have them yet auaaaaaaa #but hm. looking at this and the calendar… plus chizuutan’s planner from doutan kyohi… this encounter takes place on 1 august #july and august are the only 2 consecutive months of 31 days after all. sooooooooo #so ig it’d put the nonfan release somewhere in july… hmmmmmmmmmm #which would kinda make sense i think… in the nonfan novel hiyo’s contract was supposed to end in august… right? i can’t rem lol #hmmmmmmmmmmmm. but that’d only be the case if the chizuutan mvs complement the [redacted] anime/kawaikute gomen manga timelines… #i hope we get to see her pov of the hiyo makeover for the nagisa visit lmao #but then again. maybe lxl have had 2 separate gummy collabs and im just overthinking it. #idk why am i wasting my precious lunch break thinking about lxl and chizuutan anyway i’ve had enough of them ausuxyshxhshhshajsjshshs #chizuutan chizpost

[lilmeowmeowsagelesath]

not ME feeling betrayed by the big reveal of time catcher mc’s true allegiance/mission 😔💔

#we better get to decide to switch sides and become a double agent #and like soon #fuck the church and all them i love the nest and my group of rebels 💕 #also im already dreading them finding out oh god onyx is gonna be so hurt :( #part of me is mad at mc but hearing her inner thoughts on how it came to be and like i know how manipulative religious people - #especially the ones in power - can be #but damn they’re calling you unholy and all this bs and want to use you and you’re just like okay yeah it’s the only thing i can be goodfor #hello??? 😅🤧🤧 #w: time catcher #w:tc #time catcher #w: time catcher spoilers #romance club #mine #personal

[detectivenyx]

biting my lips and telling myself it took several years for rowling's TERF-y opinions to be so well known it damaged her public reputation, before realising that cawthon's donations to conservative politicians were made known while trump was still the fucking president

#'oh scott's quieter about wanting us all dead' oh i guess that makes it okay then! #that his donations to conservative politicians who went on to use that money to make your life worse are public knowledge #but he doesn't post Hot Takes to twitter so Scotty is good and fine! #'oh im into markiplier' the guy who defended pewdiepie when he was getting called out for white supremacist bs #and still profits off cawthon today #'im into game theory' the guy who repeatedly inserts ableist and transphobic doctrine into his videos #and again mutually prospers with cawthon #'im gonna pirate the games--' and be silent about them right? #no fanart no fanfiction no discussing it publically on twitter? #or are you just ensuring you didn't give money to him #and are fine to do whatever else #because if it's the latter you might as well pay for the games. don't stop there put your hogwarts house back in your bio. #no more bullying harry potter fans because you're the exact same as them.

[yansurnummu]

ok I lied I'm gonna talk about it more

90% of the narrative changes I made to the necrom story in my fic are mostly because when put into the format of written word, they don't go over as well as they do within the context of the game (mostly stuff that boils down to fetch quests, or quests that rely heavily on game mechanics like combat & exploration) I wanted to keep the core ideas and essence because I did really love it! I have a real love for cosmic/eldritch horror and high fantasy and mystery, and I think they did a fantastic job of blending those elements together in a way that still felt very ESO. Some details I don't really vibe with and think they could've done better (why put such an emphasis on the dusksabers being vampires if you're not going to use that in any interesting way, for example)

Mostly what I think it boils down to is the kind of story I want to focus on vs the focus of the story in-game. Like I could go for a one-to-one novelisation, but frankly I would find that boring. In shifting the focus to drals and his self-discovery journey, I do feel like I've had to pair down on some other elements (having gadayn as more of a background character, cutting out meln's ghost and leaving him as a figure of drals' past) in order to keep the focus on drals' relationship with azandar and friendship with leramil. Also dialling back the world ending-ness of it and just having apocrypha and mora being the ones in danger, lowering the ultimate stakes but still giving them all a reason to be extremely invested in the Plot.

Haven't planned as far ahead as The Reveal yet, but honestly? I might leave out the whole ithelia thing and come up with some other big dangerous secret mora's hiding. Not because of anything against ithelia, but because it does end on that kind of cliffhanger and sense of impending doom, and I think I'd prefer it if I could just end the story there and allow the characters to rest after a bittersweet victory.

#yans stuff #drals/azandar #god idk if most of this is coherent im just throwing my thoughts out there #i am really excited to share the next handful of chapters bc shit starts to actually go down #i wont spoil too much but. alavelis & tel rendys arc #and drals getting called on his bs which is always fun #if theres one thing i think i really failed at with AVOTT it was the angle at which i cut things out #i cut out a lot of the harborage story bc i didnt really like the harborage story. but auredil's story and the harborage story were #so inextricably linked that the cuts just made the whole thing kind of fall apart if u look at it too closely #(not to put myself down. there are a lot of things i love about auredil's fic and i think i did a lot of it well) #(but the structure was not its strong point) #all that to say: things will be good if u do them out of love

[chewy-toyz]

🛸

#quick minivent but uh after yesterdays mess im now officially completely done with being nice about endos oopsies #not that im going out of my way to be mean!! ofc not!! but if any of them tries to follow/talk/rb imma not be as nice with my boundaries #yeah someones harrassing the rest of my pack because i tried to point out theres a good reason people dont like/feel safe around endogenics #not cool! even when i was polite they STILL treated us bad! its no wonder some of the other pack members dislike that group! #not just because they compared something dumdum like syscourse to actual bigotry! now theyre making up bs and stalking vent blogs! #i tried to give the benefit of the doubt and be amicable i really did! but them calling a packmember something gross ruined that....im done #anyway i better get back to being the shining star of positivity before all these bad vibes cramp my style! #(might delete later) #btw im rblocking this post because i get a bad feeling theyre stalking me too and might try to start more problems if they can rb #and no blocking them wont stop them since we have reason to suspect theyre using an alt account to stalk our blogs

[yikes-ajax]

Thinking about modern fantasy where teens having blackouts and restlessness take shitty online quizzes trying to figure out if they're a werewolf. It's always either you've been cursed by hircine or you got repressed trauma. There's a whole discourse in the werewolf community about people who aren't werewolves insisting they are, or people coming up with horrible at home ways to be turned into one (curses, potions, rituals, etc.).

#i think about werewolves too much #maybe one day I'll show off my boy Rowl hes silly goofy and his bestie is a demon and theyre both the chilliest ppl until its a full moon #rowl tears shit up and his bestie is like “cheers to that” and wholeheartedly enables him #theyre not even main characters theyre side characters for a whole thing im working on #but mmm the allure of best friends 100% being more but both are too stupid to recognize it #rowl is just really tactile too because imagine the living situation of modern werewolves. their families are huge and they dont have space #been working through all these little details because theyre so precious to me #they usually dont sleep in beds and instead spread blankets and pillows out on the floor and all pile up together #theyre called dogpiles because everyone piles up on them. theyre split up by ages or gender but usually its whoever wants to sleep where #and nowwww we have rowl who is away from home and misses the warmth and pressure of having ppl sleep on him. Totally non homo things ensue #if anyone sends me an ask showing mild interest in my bs ill infodump all day i have been working on my story for a year now #werewolves <3 #werewolf #werewolves #werewolf things #writing prompt #writing prompts #writing inspo #writing inspiration #fantasy writing prompts #fantasy writing #werewolf prompts #werewolf wednesday #THATS A TAG?? YEAHHHHH

[feywildfox]

Mm i left bandom space a long long time ago. I mean I'm not that old but ten years ago is still pretty long. And frankly if i overstep lemme know.

Honestly at this point i shouldnt be surprised so many people are actually still inherently racist towards Ray, but also i think, i should be. Because i genuinely expected better from mcr bandom, but again, left bandom spaces a decade ago...

It's pretty sad? Like. I'll admit, I didn't realize Ray was actually a man of colour when i was younger. I think i realized right around the time i left at 15 or so. Which also really goes to show that racism towards him and making him seem as white as possible which definitely i think was a thing. Like in comparison, I knew pete wentz was mixed long before i figured out Ray was a poc. It says a lot about the space at the time and i had honestly thought it'd be better now.

I've loved mcr for years, but i havent been IN love with them for a while. It happens, relationships and feeling wax and wane. But this tour, the excitement and love recently ignited in not just Gerard with all their gender fuckery, but the whole band, has brought a love and joy back into my life for music that hit me in the heart as a preteen and teenager.

And none of that would be possible without Ray Toro putting his all into the feelings and conveying of in his music. Mikey made the band, but ray MAKES the band. He is absolutely fucking integral and it is disgusting & disheartening to see him treated such a way. What the fuck even, hearing that streamers are zooming in on frank during Rays solos?? Like do the fuck better? I'm honestly disappointed as fuck in that shit. Like I know this whole thing is a little disjointed stream of consciousness type post but really. White people do better challenge! Its literally SO fucking easy. The real camera guys are RIGHT THERE showing what to fucking do!

You can love the others as much as you want but jesus fuck give Ray the same fucking courtesy. Stop ignoring your racism, start recognizing the issues that plague you from being white and growing up in white privilege. I sure as fuck still have plenty of shit to work on but at least i can say i can do the bare fucking MINIMUM of giving Ray Toro the respect and attention he absolutely fucking deserves.

Like I do hope this is understood I am not trying to speak over anyone but simply say from one white to another: you need to do better. If that's how you treat a member of supposedly one of your fav bands, i genuinely fear for the poc you encounter in your life. The harm you cause by staying blind may be incremental but it builds up until it's a mountain. Do fucking better.

#not the picturesque emo #fans #its 1 am so this is not. the modt coherent thing but i hope it gets the point across as someone who has been outside of bandom space #i mever realized how big an issue it was but honestly i should have known #im not going point at myself as a pure example of what to do because honestly ive loved mcr from a distance for a while #i have always loved them all but literally its ridiculous coming back ten years later #and finding out that yeah no. rays apparently or whatever the fuck #like uh what. emo is a style #its a sounds a love language a voice for people an expression #sure there are certain clothes or jewelry or makeup that can play into it but NONE of that actually means shit #because it can be turned corpo and ripped up and spat back all sanatized. ray is emo. ray is a man of colour. he's a rock god on the guitar #NONE of that is mutally fucking exclusive! ray toro is just as important as anyone else in the band #ray toro deserves SO much respect and he does NOT deserve to have people claim they are of mcr then treat him like that #you are not an mcr fan you are a pretentious racist asshole who needs to check ther privileges at the fucking gate thank you #fox squawks #im tired and angry now and im sorry to all the poc in the fandom who have to deal w this on a constant basis you all deserve a lot better #im sure yall feel way worse than i do and i genuinely hope people can realize the shit theyve been doing. #i am always happy to go toe to toe w other dumbass white ppl and call them out on their bs #i dont see it because i curate my dash to the point drama is usually a mild breeze at best but i am more than willing to #weaponize my whiteness to force other white ppl to think. if you gotta point me at em do it idc. like a lil attack chihuahua or something. #idk #im lagging now but my fingers dont want to stop typing bc i am nervous abt posting this but yknow. whatever if i fuck up i learn & move on! #we Do Not succumb to white guilt we gracefully say im sorry for that thank you for pointing it out even though you didnt have to i know its #exhausting to do constantly i will keep that in mind and then we do! and we modify our behavior! and we DO. BETTER

[spnshameblog]

.ok let me be petty in the tags for a sec. I just fucking hate it when ppl happily dish out but cant take it in return.

#HOW has it never come up that 4*lw included the fetishisation of asian people #in all the months people were talking about it. #idk i just find it weird that some people will be incredibly forceful and SHOWY #about calling people out for problematic behaviour or for consuming problematic media #but yall never noticed this? #and im not talking about ppl who quietly stopped talking about the fic after ppl started talking about #how truly harmful the b*sty asian b*auties thing was a few months back #im talking about ppl who usually jump at the opportunity to rip someones head off when you finally have a reason to call them out #and like. i know some of them have DEFINITELY read it. and they cannot have missed how harmful bab shit is #its like 'accountability but only for the things and people i already didnt like methinks' #maybe some of that. again. very SHOWY energy that goes into calling people out #after theyve already been called out btw. yall never actually add anything new yall just pile on. #maybe some of that energy can be spent on examining the stuff you didnt already kind of hate #and were just looking for a reason to like. be able to hate 'legally' #but introspection is a lot harder than public shaming i guess lol #(im not saying ppl should stop calling each other out. but maybe sometimes the callouts are just for the sheer pleasure #of being allowed to point fingers. absolutely still call ppl out on bs. but maybe dont take such sick glee in it. its very obvious. #especially when its a topic that doesnt actually affect you and youre 'just' an ally) #idk if someone feels attacked now. if you cant see the hypocrisy #in ignoring harmful stuff that you have LITERALLY send other ppl 'haha kys delete your blog' for? #🤷🏻‍♀️ #hot take but sometimes self reflection is more helpful than callouts #m

[roseband]

whelp.....EDS is on my medical chart now *barfs*

#personal #im calling mild bs on some of the ppl online saying diagnosis was the hardest thing ever to get cuz this is w/ my medicaid doctor LMAO #HAHAHAHAAAA oh my god remember last year when i was shitting on simon martina fans who were claiming 'caregiver fatigue' for simon #during the divorce and i was like... dude martinas got similar disability presentation to me hes not her caregiver lolol #OOPS i guess its *same* disability presentation #its cause the rheum autoimmune factors all came back negative other than one that can also be associated with hashimotos :/ #ALSO its noted that there's definitely some sort of cardiac involvement so thats just FUCKING GREAT amazing #if i ever run into the doctor who said me fainting in high school was cause of me being underweight ill KILL HIM im gonna kill him #cause he was the same doctor signing off my 504 forms in junior high so DIE???? #also if i run into Michaels ex gf who tried to use me fainting and having to be picked up to get a gaggle of devilish incel girls #to say i had thin privilege from ANOREXIA ill punch her im gonna fucking punch her #i already tried to stab one of them when i ran into her in the street cuz that was the 'interracial couples are grooooosss' girl...so #ill just fucking STAB any of them #i dont wanna end up on a med i cant eat grapefruit on lol :/ all the heart meds prevent u from grapefruit :(((( #like actually @ my high school doctor tho wtf..... like i know id only had one joint dislocation at that point and it was an actual #*traumatic...ish* injury (fell on thumb in capoeira class lol.. thumb popped out) #but also he was signing off on my school disability forms and knew i was fainting so ???? BROOOOO #then again he was a twatwaffle about my moms medical retirement after booby #we stopped seeing him like after he said i was a 'strong young lady' uh bro you'd signed off on like 5 years worth of school physio/ot #forms and then also hed also said that my moms reconstruction shouldnt give her aby more pain than his wifes boobjob #like wtf ..... she had a horrible time with her mastectomy and reconstruction and reduction cuz nothing healed normal #and she had a drain collapse and was in physio to get movement back in her arm for months ugh what a dumbass #but he retired two years later so i guess it was rlly him being a lazy fuck

[lixbf]

does anybody else feel differently about their gender in different languages? bc i do and it's making figuring all this out a bit more difficult............

#ok so. in english im cool w being a guy a man a dude a whatever masculine term you can think off #being called sir or mister and having ppl use he for me feels right #like yeah sure i still feel like a guy but a little bit to the left but it's such a little bit that i feel like it doesnt rly matter #but then we get to fucking german. #and all those wonderfully gendered terms like herr and sohn and er and bruder and mann just feel like Too Much #and idk if it feels like too much in a this is mostly internalized bs way or in a this is smth i should look into more way #w german it's like i dont like the masculine terms but i still hate feminine terms wayyy more so. hm. #and every gender neutral option in german just sounds Wrong to me like all the nonbinary pronouns feel bad to me #like it's cool that they exist but thinking abt using them for me is just very no. but w english id be cool with they too..... #oh and with spanish i fucking love the way you make spanish words gender neutral! #but ofc spanish is the language where i feel most comfortable w every masculine word and adjective form!! #like yes pls do call me hermano or señor or whatevet #and it's like what the actual fuck am i supposed to do with all this. #why am i the most nonbinary in the language that is the most gendered with the least alternatives that i like?? #like idk i wanna use they/them but only in german fkdgdjdg but german doesnt have any version of they/them that i like #and it feels like any sort of experimenting w gender i do here wont rly matter #bc in the end it wont help me with figuring anything out in german 🙃 #if anyone actually reads this. help me pls lol

[fuzzyunicorn]

I hereby straight the fuck up! forbid this bc I’M going 2 hella embarrass each and every single one of ur abusers even more than I already have so no if ands or buts

#2 his abusers prepare to want to die bc ur dealing w me from now on & that should terrify u bc I have proven 2 u all (the ones who though I #am all bark and no bite) ur about to feel my teeth #and that shit hurts bc I don’t let go & the more u punch me in my fuckin’ face the harder and harder I bite down and ripping I’m gonna bite #down on u so fuckin hard and grind my fucking teeth good thing my dentist tells me my bite pressure is abnormal (like my pupils) as in God #built me 2 be aggressive af yep yep yep & he sics me on abusers so yeah im built for this bs I’m in my hazmat suit ready #to obliterate any and all cesspools w a huge grin on my face (I love busting the knee caps of abusers & the fact God sends me after them is #absolutely fucking priceless like yeah God really did send me w a spiritual crowbar w a laser dot on the kneecaps of abusers so ha ha ha #ur not loving it but I am! ba da da da I’m lovin’ it! #it’s no joke when the divine angels give me info on his🖤 abusers & wind me up 2 post w fury on tumblr they literally show me them crouched #on the ground like ur playing dice and they’re like watch this (they give me the info) they call me their little dradle bc of how much they #love winding me up and watching me go berserk that is so fuckin funny 2 me like yes wind my ass up & witness me bash skulls! I love it & #love it! so y aren’t the abusers loving it?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #& @ his🖤 abusers REMEMBER due 2 my psychic-ass having a lidless 3rd eye u CANNOT hide a damn thing from me & no my eye does not have 1 or #multiple blind spots so extra extra good luck 2 ya cause I’m gonna know & if I don’t already know I’m gonna find out (I sit on info so u’ll #never know what I actually know hehehehe ;) so ha ha ha) #oooh ooh I forgot 2 mention 2 his🖤 abusers I have a very special hall pass from God himself 2 spiritually fuck w every single 1 of u & u’ll #do well 2 keep that in mind & if u go 2 Mars 2 escape ur punishments I shall follow u ;) good luck spiritually blocking me it doesn’t work #bc I have special permission hehe don’t u just luv that!? I sure do. don’t fuck w him🖤 I’m insane (according 2 his🖤 abusers per the #falsified medical records lol) #God gave me a unbreakable crowbar 😭😂 #2 clarify since ppl like 2 twist my words this crowbar is not literal it’s metaphorical as in my words I say 2 his🖤 abusers

[sunsetzer]

The double battles format in the Indigo Disk DLC means the Figabros can fight together as god intended and I'm thrilled.

Look at them. Unstoppable. Edgar debuffing and throwing up barriers and Sabin punching all their foes (and healing both of them with Life Dew if they need it). What a team.

#yes im back on my naming pokemon after ff6 characters bs #yes i will also take screenshots of the other ones i named together #i also have an alolan ninetales named terra and a kantonian ninetales named setzer #and the unrivaled hisuian samurott i called him cyan #no locke yet though im still trying to figure out what aside from thievul gives me the right vibes #for the record all of them but cyan are shiny (bc the raid boss couldnt be) #final fantasy vi #ff6 #final fantasy 6 #ffvi #edgar roni figaro #sabin rene figaro #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet

[the-acid-pear]

I just realized my issue w picky eaters isn't that it pisses me off to not see them in misery or something, it's just that they make me feel the same as when someone doesn't it; it upsets me that they are doing something so actively harmful to themselves. Bc a balanced diet isn't just necessary to look skinny hot 🤪 etc (doesn't even do that i can confirm) but it's also needed bc so many parts of your body need different things....... Like, unless you take vitamins, you gotta mix up your diet you need to eat fresh vegetables you need iron you need more shit!! When you don't eat it's just the same, you are neglecting your body of said things, and like, i don't think it's a bad thing to be upset about!!!

#luly talks #I've been struggling w this for a while bc i didnt get why it pissed me off sm but here it is why #esp when ppl try to make it all oh well nuthin wrong w only eating two (2) foods uwu LIKE NOOO YES IT ISSS #IT'S LIKE THE BRUSHING YOUR TEETH BS YOU HAVE TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND YOU HAVE TO GIVE YOUR BODY DIFFERENT THINGS TO SURVIVE #SOBBING SCREAMING WAILING PUNCHING A WALL #actually im starting to think this is related to the lack of public healthcare because i feel like some of these ppl have not like. #what do you call it? get a checkup? to find out what your body needs and lacks #which i dont even blame them for it bc if i had to choose between paying rent and going to the doctor i know what i would choose #BUT MY POINT FUCKING STANDS REGARDLESS #LIKE JUST EATING ANYTHING ISNT ENOUGH YOU GOTTA MIX IT UP YOU. AAUSUGUGUJHN LISTEN TO SOME NUTRITION EXPERT THEY'LL TELL YOU THE SAME #SOMETHING SOMETHING LISTEN TO YOUR BODIES ETC

[theriverdalereviewer]

blackpink having a comeback we all fucking cheered

#now I LOVE blackpink #I don’t talk about them enough on Tumblr bc im more involved on twt but let me fucking tell you its been a journey 😔💔 #I discovered them in November 2019 and I kinda got bored with them around hylt eraidk what was wrong with me #I went through a pretentious reveluv phase idk #anyways then ICE CREAM HAPPENED #and for anyone who doesn’t know ice cream was a very controversial release 😭 #first people were disappointed about Selena Gomez featuring on the song and then when the song was released #the bp solo stans (so the people who only like one member) all had an issue with the song #some were mad that a member didn’t rap some were mad that their favorite didn’t get enough lines #those same psycho solos were attacking one member Lisa for getting the most lines and rapping and SELENA GOMEZ ESCAPED UNSCATHED #and even with all of that drama everyone on stan twt was shitting on the song?! #like this was an objectively fine song nothing terrible nothing exceptional just something sweet and fun for the summer #but everyone wanted to act like it was nails on a chalkboard and that all of these other groups were superior #even though they released the same bs #anyways this whole ordeal led me to be like “I must defend blackpink on the internet" #because bp are always being criticized for releasing the same hip hop electro edm sound idk what to call it #but when they did something different everyone hated it for reasons I didn’t understand #so when lovesick girls came out it was like all my dreams came true because the people who don’t like them were just looking for a reason to #be disappointed with them and they just couldn’t without coming out as hypocrites it was so great #like that song was something completely different and so so good its a crowd favorite #so now that theyre coming out with new music im seeing people once again complain about their d4 style music #but its just like why should they try to please people who don’t like them? what’s wrong with them doing their signature sound? #why pretend to be disappointed when you don’t like them no matter what? #and at the end of the day that d4 type of music is good GOOBYE!

[luna-lovegreat]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage' #'give me the boys I'll talk to them' #to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through' #'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious' #'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me' #Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle' #technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :) #love you guys #:)