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luimagines · 8 months

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I actually got one of your Bath day packages on your shop (10/10 would recommend) and I love it it! I think I accidentally bit into soap thinking it was candy, or it might’ve been candy and perhaps it wasn’t to my flavor but either way at that moment I was rethinking my life choices lolol. Anyway it gave me an idea, how would the Chain react to reader eating something that they shouldn’t because unbeknownst to the reader it might’ve been poisonous.

Oh! Well thank you so much! <3

I hope you didn't eat one of the bath bombs by mistake ^.^*

I'll see what I can come up with :D

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You didn't quite know what you were looking at.

It was a small red berry that you had seen a few birds and a squirrels pick off of the bush. You plucked a few for yourself and held in the palm of your hand.

Your stomach growled in protest.

You knew you shouldn't eat anything you didn't recognize, but realistically you weren't home. You didn't recognize anything.

But if the animals could eat it, that means it was more of less safe, right? At best you'd just have to wash it before you decided to eat any.

There's a stream nearby now that you think about it.

You make your way over to it, feeling a tad regretful and suspicious. You're not doing anything wrong, per say. But you still have the lingering feeling that you shouldn't be doing what you're doing.

It's quiet when you get to the side of the stream. There doesn't seem to be a lot of other animals around you, but they have proven to be in the area as it is.

You dip your hand in the freezing water, letting it run over the berries. There was a stinging sensation as the water collides with your skin but it was quickly ignored in favor of the juicy fruit in your hands.

You pulled your hand away and began to dry them off. Was the water clean? You hoped so.

It was only a few berries after all. Maybe you just try one and then let the others know that there was food in the area. …and poison yourself in the process? Seems dumb.

But what if it's harmless and you're making a big fuss over nothing. They're hardly the size of your fingernail. Just one berry? For science?

You plop one in your mouth and let it roll over your tongue for a minute.

There's no strange taste on the skin of the fruit. It's smooth and chilled from the water.

You bite into it.

The juices that spill forth is sweet and mildly salty. It's a strange combination but an inherently pleasant one. It would make a great refreshment in the summer time and it would be great on a jam. No wonder the squirrels were trying to stash as many as they could.

A small hum leaves your lips as you reach to plop another one in your mouth. "They're not half bad."

Someone says your name with poorly disguised horror. "What are you chewing?"

***

Sky

You snapped your head in the direction of the voice with wide eyes, freezing in place like a dear in headlights.

Sky sprints in our direction, slapping your hand and scattering the berries all over the forest floor. "Are you crazy?!"

"Sky?"

"Do you even know what kind of berries those are? What if they're poisonous?! You don't just eat things you find growing around you!" He's panicking.

Sky paces the space you. His hands flutter all around you, touching you gently but thoughtfully. He checks your pulse, your temperature, your reaction time- he checks if you're swelling or not.

"Sky, I'm ok." You say after a choked minute.

"Are you?" He checks your forehead again, resting he back of his hand against your cheek. "Are you sure?"

You hesitate to respond. He is very close right now. His nose is only inches away from yours. And his eyes- were they always that blue?

You take a step back.

Sky seems to catch on and gasps. "Sorry. Sorry. I wasn't paying attention. Are you feeling ok?"

Truthfully, you're not but you can't let him know that. You nod. "I'm fine. I already ate one. So I think they're fine to eat. Otherwise, I might be dealing with food poisoning-"

He opens his mouth to interject but you hold your hand up, stopping him.

"-later. I feel perfectly fine right now."

He frowns. "I don't trust it."

"We can bring back a twig for one of the others to try and identify it." You offer, pointing in the direction of the little bush. "I think Wild's Sheikah Slate would be able to figure something out. I saw him use it to name a few animals a while ago. Maybe it can do the same with plants."

Sky doesn't seem to convinced but he can't find an argument fast enough. "...Alright. But I don't trust it. The second you start feeling well, you have to tell someone, ok?"

That actually doesn't sound too appealing to you. "...Why?" You chuckle nervously. "No one has to know-"

"Yes, we do." Sky presses. "Otherwise no one is going to know how to properly treat you just cause you're embarrassed to be just as bad as the Champion."

"In his defense, he's not that bad." You roll your eyes.

"Then tell Twilight what you did."

"Hell no."

Four

You straighten up entirely. Your back and neck go rigid and some berries fall from your hand.

You cough. You gasped when you heard his voice and sent the piece of fruit all the way to the back of your throat. It nearly choked you.

"F-four- ahahack!" You gasp for breath. "Don't scare me like that."

Four jogs forward. "Sorry."

He doesn't sound apologetic.

While you're still trying to get the air back into your lung the proper way, Four takes your hand and grabs the berries from them. He inspects them thouroughly and begins to look around the surrounding flora to find where you might have taken them from.

"Ca-can I help you?" You keep coughing. A part of you is a little annoyed about the attempt on your life and the little care he seems to have for it, but you're also a little concerned by said lack of care. Were you in any danger?

"Where did you find theses?" Four holds the berries in his own hand out to you.

Your eyebrows scrunch and you point just beyond a small thicket. "I got them from the bush over there. I saw a few animals eat them and I-"

"Did you eat it?!" He pales and makes a dash towards you.

You feel fine, if a bit winded so his reaction startles you. "No?? You freaked me out and I coughed it up."

Four waits for a moment as if expecting a reaction out of you before he turns around and rushes to the bush your pointed to earlier.

You follow him, feeling ice cold terror slowly fill your veins. "Is it bad? Is it poisonous?"

Four starts looking at the leaves and stems of the plants before he groans loudly. You're aback again but if he's annoyed then maybe you're not in as much danger as he may have thought.

"No, these are fine." He says at last, plucking a few more for good measure. "You're almost as bad as Wild. Putting things in your mouth that you don't recognize-"

"Hey!" You pout. You had thought about it!....You did it anyway, but it crossed your mind! "I was checking on it!"

"Don't scare me again." He grins, tossing a berry in your face. "Just because animal can eat it, doesn't mean that people can. Be careful."

As if to tease you, he puts a few in his mouth and chews them. "Hhmm... We should take a few back for the others, what do you think?"

You huff and sag your shoulders. "I think it's a great idea."

"You can take the credit for finding the bush."

"I think it's the best idea today!"

Hyrule

"....A berry...." You trail off. Something about this makes you feel uneasy. You didn't think you'd be caught by Hyrule of all people and the energy he's giving off leaves you with little room to doubt that you're in trouble.

He meets your eyes with a flat look. His hands land on his hips and his eyebrow goes up. "Oh really? And where did you find it?"

Whoever taught him this is going to hear form your lawyers.

"I found a bush." You say sheepishly, picking a single berry from your small hoard. "I saw animals eating and then I washed them..."

"Uh-huh." Hyrule takes a few steps forward and plucks the berry from your fingers. He looks over it for a minute before bravely putting it in his mouth. "And then what?"

"Wha- Hey!" You panic and drop the berries in the process. "Hyru- Link! You can't just-!"

"Oh these are fine." He says after he swallows. "For a second I thought that they were Thornbull Berries. But the little stem would have a thorn at the top of the fruit and it would taste metallic."

You stare at him unblinkingly until he bends down, picking up the little berries that you dropped. "...What berries are these then?"

"Sweet Tarts." He grins, putting the berries back in the palm of your hand. "They're safe to eat."

You cough and clear your throat. "Oh... Good. Good. Um... I'm guessing the other one you mentioned isn't?"

"Nope. They'll poison you for sure." He says, all chipper and not at all bothered by the information. "Ask me how I know."

Well now you have to. "How do you know?"

"I ate some." He looks back to you with a grin. "Enough so that I've built up a tolerance to the effects of them. So I can eat a few of them safely. You, however, cannot. So don't eat things you don't know, ok?"

You looks away in embarrassment and tapping your toe on the ground. "...Someone had to."

"We have food back at the camp." He laughs. "Where'd you find these anyway? I want more. Do you think Wild can make a pie while we're out here."

You feel like you've been given whiplash. You lead him to where you found the berry bush and he starts happily picking the berries. Now you're a little put off the innocent berries but if Hyrule gave them the all clear then you've got no problem eating them, right?

You sigh and start to help picking them off of the small bush. "If he manages to make it, I would be very impressed."

Hyrule giggles, unaware of the inner turmoil he sent you in. "I'm sure we can ask. If not, then maybe he can make a dessert instead."

You nod and take out a small bag to put them in. Hopefully there's enough for everyone to enjoy.

Wind

Wind gasps and takes a step back. The look of horror on his face is unmistakable. "Is that blood?"

"What?" You nearly choke on the berry when you speak. The juice runs down your chin and the flesh of the fruit hangs at the back of your throat.

Wind runs to you, hitting your back as hard as he can to "help".

"Wind." Your voice comes out strained. "Wind, please."

He doesn't stop.

You have to swat him away. "Link, I'm fine!"

You certainly don't sound fine. Wind frowns and hovers around you, waiting for any sign to show that you're getting worse.

"Are you ok?" He asks at last.

You have to restrain yourself from glaring at the young boy. "I'm fine. I was eating some berries I found. Do you-" You have to clear your throat again. "Do you need something?"

Wind makes a small humming noise. "I was looking for you. Legend wanted your help with getting Four to agree with him on blacksmithing techniques."

You make a face. "Why on earth does he think I have anything to say about that?"

Wind shrugs.

You cough again and use your sleeve to clean up the remains of the berry, both from your face and your shirt. "I hope the stains come out."

Wind and clears his throat. "What were you eating?"

"Berry." You spit the remains of it out. "I was checking if they were safe to eat."

"By eating them?" Wind tilts his head.

"...." You raise and eyebrow. "Is there any other way?"

Wind opens his mouth to argue but he can't think of an answer fast enough. Knowing that you're more or less saved by the bell, you ruffle his hair and drop the rest of the berries on the ground. Even if they were safe to eat in the end, you don't want to risk your reputation on that.

"Did the Champion say that lunch was going to be ready yet?" You sling your arm around his shoulders. You're quick to change directions, distracting the young hero from the mess you may or may not have made.

"Not yet." Wind says, quickly letting himself be guided away.

You let out a small breath. Oh well, those berries weren't worth it.

Wild

"Wild!" You cry, the half chewed berry spits out of your lips. "Don't scare me like that!"

He snaps a picture.

"Hey!" You swallow the other berry and glare at him. "Get rid of that! I probably look like a chipmunk!"

"A human. A bipedal creature with three dimensional vision, surround sound hearing and technicolor sense of smell." The sheikah slate speaks.

You both freeze and whatever you were about to say get lodged in your throat. "...I didn't know it could do that."

"It's the first time it's happened." Wild chuckles nervously, snapping another picture.

"Wild!" You pout harder. "A warning! Is that too much to ask for!"

"Sweet Tart Berries." The sheikah slate speaks again. "Not to be confused for Thronbull Berries. These berries are sweet and tangy to eat and are known to make delicious pastries, a royal family favorite."

Wild points to your hand that holds the berries. "I'm getting them. Where did you find them?"

"I-in the bush?" You point your finger in the direction they came from. Wild all but dives in that direction as he started to harvest the little berries. "Are we not going t question that your thingy just spoke?"

"Nope." Wild grins, putting the berries in said thingy. "I was just checking to see if my slate to recognize and categorize whatever it was you were eating. the first picture was just a bonus."

You deadpan. "A bonus?"

Wild pauses and his ears flick. "Ok, fine. I actually missed it but I got it the second time. Good find! These are pretty good!"

You feel light headed. enough so that you bring yourself to the ground to sit. "Right...what are Thornbull Berries?"

"I... don't know." Wild moves away from the bush, picking as much as he needed. The taps a few times on the sheikah slate and the voice picks up one moce.

"Thornbull Berries. Typically confused for Sweet Tart Berries, but are poisonous in nature. Known to create a burning sensation in the first thirty minutes of consumption before moving to lose of motor control and eyesight. Victims of the berry can be classified as dead three hours afterwards."

You and Wild slowly turn your head to the bush. "We're not telling anyone else."

"Agreed."

Time

"Spit it out. Right now." Time charges over to you, taking you by the shoulders.

You swallow it.

Time only seems to pale. "What on earth?" He says you're name as if he was scolding a child. "What do you think you're doing?"

"E-eating a berry." You hold out the small bundle in your palm, hoping that he's going to go easy on you. "I found them in the bush-"

"Those are poisonous!" He smacks them out of your hand, instantly checking your pulse and your forehead and your palms.

You're thrown for a loop. You didn't think they were that bad. If anything they were delicious. So it's hard to equate something that tasty into something that's going to kill you.

"But..." You squeak, unable to stay confident in his panic. It was incredibly unnerving to see him in such a state "I already ate one. And I feel fine."

Time pauses, letting your words bounce around in his skull. He checks your face again, looking into your eyes and double checking your temperature. "Are you sure?"

You nod.

"Any nausea? Burning? Pain? Disinterest in fate?"

You start giggling and shake your head. "I'm fine!"

Time doesn't seem to convinced. "Are you sure?"

"If I was in pain or feeling like I was being burned alive, I would say so. I doubt I would be able to hide that kind of thins anyway." You shrugs. "I'm not like Warrior or Legend. those two can fake a broken bone and get away with it. I cry with a paper cut."

He seems to calm down with your words, although he remains suspicious. He keeps an raised eyebrow in your direction as he watches for any change in your reaction.

You calm down as well. Maybe he misread the situation? Sure, he scared the heck out of you the first go around, but now that he's still suspicious despite the lack of results, you feel silly in his behalf. You start to giggle again at the thought.

"What?" Time despairs. "Don't tell me you're feeling dizzy."

You shake your head and instead poke Time. "You're too serious, Old Man. You nearly gave me a heart attack."

You brush him off and start to pick up the berries that fell on the ground. "I'm going to wash these and eat more. You are welcome to join me."

Time runs his hand down his face. "You're joking. Tell me you're joking."

"Nope! They're deliciously tart and I'm going to eat as many as I can!" Are you being cheeky? Maybe. But it seems worth it given his reaction.

Time sighs, looking ten years older already. However, you don't feel remotely apologetic. He should learn to live a little, honestly.

Twilight

You instantly feel your heart pause and skip a beat. You swallow the berry instinctively before speaking. "...I found a berry bush."

Part of you wonders what's going through his head. He looks concerned and panicked but not enough to do anything about it, you guess.

"Do you want some?" You try to sweeten the deal. Something about Twilight gives off disappointed mother energy and you don't care for that at all. Is this what Wild has to deal with almost on the daily? How does he not go crazy?

He stares you down and then does something weird. He leans in close to your face and starts to sniff.

"Twilight...What are you doing?" You try to lean away but he only follows you. He sniffs close to your neck and your lip before he reaches down to your hand, taking a berry and sniffs that too.

"Smells alright..." He mutters to himself before he gives a little lick to the berry.

You feel instant shame blast onto your face and you force yourself to look away. "Link please."

"No toxins."

You stop dead in your mental train of thought. "Come again?"

"Where did you find these?" He's ignoring your questions.

You blankly point to where you found the berry bush. He stars heading in that direction without a second thought, sniffing the air still.

You feel weirder now that he's no longer in your direct line of sight. You thought the fur pelt was just for aesthetic of warmth... what's with the dog attempts?

You follow him, unable to think of doing anything other than that. He still hasn't told what he's doing and you feel like you've been slapped in the face with a fish. You need answers now.

"Twilight?" You call out to him and find him crouched next to the bush. He's sniffing that too. You're even more confused. You're almost certain Wild doesn't have to go through this. "Why are you being weird today?"

Twilight opens his eyes and picks a small berry off the bush. He takes the tiniest of bites out of it, keeping another berry (probably the one you gave him) up so he can continue examining it.

"These are safe to eat." He beams at you, waving the small berry in between his fingers. "Good find! I'm sure we can have a few."

"You- that- what-" You're left scrambling. Well considering you feel completely fine, you would assume that they're safe. "Was that what this was all about?"

Twilight tilts his head and pops another berry into his mouth. "What what was about?"

You gape. He can't be serious. Is he gas lighting you right now? "The whole sniffing thing!"

"The nose knows. What can I say?" He shrugs, eating more berries.

You flops your arm uselessly. That tells you nothing. You eat another berry out of spite. You're asking Wild if Twilight has done that before. It's absurd.

Warrior

You start coughing, not expecting to have been caught and by him of all people. You choke on the berry mush within your mouth and are forced to spit it out.

"Captain!" You shout. "Don't scare me like that!"

"I scared you?" He glares. "What about you? Putting things in your mouth without even know what they are!"

"I know what they are!" You shout back indignantly.

Warrior crosses his arms and crosses the distance between you both. "Then what are they?"

"Berries." You pop another one in your mouth to prove a point. "And they're delicious."

Warrior frowns and takes a berry out of your hand. He turns it over once, ignoring the way you glare at him for the near death experience before he also tosses it into his mouth. He looks just as annoyed as you feel before he softens entirely. "Oh."

"Yes." You toss your hair back. "Oh. Hey. The not-hero was right. Go figure. Who knew it was possible? You should listen to me more often."

"Ok, ok." Warrior puts his hands up in surrender. "Point made."

You take another one from your palm and wave it in his face. "They're tasty. I told you so."

"You did." Warrior shakes his head. "You win. What are they called?"

"I have no idea."

"..."

"So let me get this straight." Warrior is back in his serious mode. "You saw berries."

"Yes."

"You didn't recognize them."

"Yes."

"And ate them anyway?"

"Nice summary of the last fifteen minutes of my life." You eat another berry, making sure to chew it slowly.

You can see Warrior bite the inside of his cheek. It's almost funny, watching him trying to keep his cool around you.

"You're impossible."

"You love me." You flick his forehead. "What's the worse that can happen?"

"They're poisonous.'" He answers without missing a beat. "Which is what I thought at first. They look a lot like Thornbull berries. Smell different though."

"I have no idea what those are."

"....Yeah that checks out."

Legend

You freeze and try to keep your back turned to the hero who's caught you.

Legend says your name again. He's even more stern. "What are you eating?"

You swallow it and turn around. Why do you feel like you're in trouble? It's not like you're doing anything wrong. "I found some berries. they seemed safe to eat so I was just-"

"Seemed?" He stressed the word in a way that doesn't feel right. "They seemed safe to eat?!"

Now you feel indignant. You pluck another berry from the small pie in your palm to show him. "Yes. They did. And frankly, they're delicious."

Then you plop the next one into your mouth.

Legend's jaw drops. "I can't believe you."

"Start believing." You pop two more into your mouth. "They're interesting and I like them."

You wave the last one in his face before holding out to him. "Want to try it?"

Legend frowns, looking at the berry in your hand. He makes no move to take it at first and instead focuses on your face. "How do you it's edible?"

"I saw some other animals eat it." You shrugs, keeping your hand out. "Had to admit, it made me curious."

You wave the berry in his face. "You know you want to~~"

Legend makes another face before tentatively reaching for the berry. The action makes you feel victorious, like you've won some silent challege.

"The Traveler would know if this is safe to eat or not." He speaks quietly, turning the innocent berry over in his fingers.

"But he's not here right now." You press. "Come on!! Don't be a scardey cat. Live a little. If it was bad to eat, I would probably be showing signs of it already."

That seems to win him over. Legend brings the berry to his lip and bites half of it. His eyes light up and his ear move a little bit higher. "Hm!"

"Right? They're good!" You clap his shoulder. "Should be bring some for the the others?"

"Do you think the Champion would be able to do something with this?" Legend bites the other half.

"No clue. But we can always ask."

Legend wipes his fingers on his tunic. "Where'd you get them?"

"They're growing on a bush over there." You grin. "Come on I'll show you."

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #linked universe x reader #lu x reader

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songbirdseung · 8 months

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luckily, yours / park jimin

synopsis: jimin gets to watch you doing something stupid daily and just smiling, knowing he gets to marry you someday.

Jimin and Y/N had always shared a love that defied expectations. It was the kind of love that whispered in the quiet moments, laughed in the face of adversity, and found beauty in the ordinary. Their journey together had been a tapestry of moments—some tender, some chaotic, but all filled with a deep and abiding affection.

On a bright and breezy Saturday morning, Jimin found himself perched on a park bench, a grin playing on his lips. Y/N was in the center of a crowd, attempting to demonstrate their newfound fascination with rollerblading. Sporting a helmet that was two sizes too big and knee pads that looked more like armor, Y/N wobbled and stumbled, their arms flailing as they tried to maintain balance.

Beside Jimin, his best friend and fellow witness to the spectacle, Taehyung, let out a hearty laugh. "Jimin, you really chose a unique one."

Jimin chuckled, his eyes never leaving Y/N. "Yeah, but I wouldn't have it any other way."

As Y/N continued their rollerblading adventure, their futile attempts to stay upright had the entire park in stitches. Children pointed, adults chuckled, and even the squirrels seemed to be watching with interest.

But through it all, Jimin's heart swelled with affection. He watched Y/N's determination, their refusal to give up despite the numerous tumbles. Y/N's hair was tousled, and their cheeks were flushed with exertion, but their laughter was infectious, and their spirit was indomitable.

As the minutes passed, Y/N's rollerblading attempts became increasingly dramatic. There were grandiose gestures and exaggerated wobbles that would have made even the most skilled actor proud. The crowd's amusement only fueled their antics, and Jimin couldn't help but admire Y/N's ability to turn embarrassment into entertainment.

Finally, Y/N lost their balance completely and tumbled into a patch of grass, arms and legs splayed in every direction. The laughter of onlookers reached a crescendo, and even the pigeons took flight in alarm.

Jimin couldn't contain his mirth any longer. He clapped his hands and cheered, drawing the attention of Taehyung and half the park. "That's my future spouse, ladies and gentlemen!"

Y/N, sprawled on the ground, looked up and locked eyes with Jimin, their face a mix of exasperation and amusement. With a mock glare, they called back, "You better be ready to take care of me when I break something!"

Jimin's grin widened, and he jumped to his feet, rushing over to help Y/N up. "Always, my love. I'll be your personal nurse."

As he extended a hand, Y/N reached for it, and Jimin pulled them to their feet. Y/N's helmet was askew, and there were blades of grass stuck to their clothes, but their eyes sparkled with affection.

"I don't know how you put up with me," Y/N admitted with a sheepish smile.

Jimin leaned in, capturing Y/N's lips in a gentle kiss that spoke of a love deeper than words. "Because you're my favorite kind of crazy," he replied, his voice filled with warmth.

Y/N's heart swelled with emotion as they gazed into Jimin's eyes. "And you're my favorite kind of perfect but has a weakness with chairs."

In that moment, surrounded by the laughter of strangers and the antics of pigeons, Jimin realized that he wouldn't have wanted to spend his life with anyone else. Y/N's quirks, their imperfections, and their willingness to embrace life's follies were all part of what made them uniquely wonderful.

As they strolled away from the park, hand in hand, Jimin couldn't help but smile, knowing that he was blessed to have found a love that saw the beauty in every moment, even the clumsy ones. He watched Y/N's rollerblades dangle from their backpack, a trophy of their adventures.

And he couldn't wait to embark on countless more with the love of his life, cherishing every foolish, delightful, and endearing moment along the way. Because, to Jimin, Y/N's willingness to be a "dumbass" sometimes was a reminder that love was about celebrating each other's quirks and imperfections, and he wouldn't have it any other way.

#park jimin #jimin #jimin park #bts #jimin imagine #jimin bts #jimin x reader #bangtan #jimin imagines #park jimin x reader #bts imagines #bts taehyung #bts masterlist #bts army #bts jimin #bangtan sonyeondan #jimin au #jimin icons #bts fanfic

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bruciemilf · 2 years

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When I saw Bruce as a teenager with his older kids… I feel like his kids felt all that from: The karma of having driven their father half crazy and getting Alfred to lose the few hairs on his head that he had left.

More like:

Jason, realizing that Bruce was all trouble with legs, and that even he wasn't that explosive with provocations. He basically has to carry his dad around like a sack of potatoes to keep him from jumping at the first idiot who gives him an ugly look.

Dick, completely freaked out about how his father could have the audacity to try to be innocent, when he's got bare knuckles and lots of blood stains, suspiciously not his own, on his shirt. He still doesn't know how he can look completely adorable and charming while reciting a terrible murder poem against his enemies.

Tim, paralysed in quick thinking and the quickest viper's tongue that the teenage version of Bruce has. And even more so the wickedly curious way in which he uses the information completely to his advantage, with no filtors or back-up plans.

And well… Damian, completely happy to have this version of his father backing him up with impulsive follies and stealing ducks from the ponds to take back to the mansion.

Because yeah, I feel like Bruce was that kind of kid who would hide ducklings and squirrels in his jackets, only to have to return them all teary-eyed to the park; just because Thomas and Alfred forbade him to bring those into the house with him.

And with the members of the League, oh my God!

With Diana he is like a naughty boy, he does his crazy things, but always respectful with the wonderful woman who is able to take out his spine with a single blow.

With Hal… it's like a techie cat fight, always growling at each other.

And Clark… Poor Clark: He can't, he's too soft or too rough on Bruce. He can't handle all that aggressive adolescent energy.

Literally all of the batboys wanted a bad boy phase until they meet the teen version of their day. He's angry and vicious and his mouth is a gun when he's angry. But he does love. He just loves more roughly than they're used to.

AND PLS SJSJ TEEN BRUCE HAD GAME. HE HAD SWAG. HE HAD THAT 'don't care but I'll make sure YOU will' attitude that had girls and boys BLUSHINGGGG

Diana says he needs to watch his mouth and teen Bruce smirks " You watch it enough for both of us" and adult Bruce is dying quietly in his chair, begging Aquaman for a slow death. And poor Clark is having bullied kid flashbacks sjsjsj

#asks #teen bruce au #darling this is so amazing shsjsj

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itookyoudown · 3 months

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hi hello so I was thinking about Givenson right & it kinda spiraled so here have this somewhat unhinged headcanon:

I love Married Givenson, but also I love Basically Married Givenson too as in they're clearly in love & committed to each other they've just never bothered with the paperwork & so I imagined Tim picking up a young Willa from a playdate or school or something & when the adult in charge asks who Tim is in relation to her Willa just says "he's our Tim" as tho it explains it (bc to her does) & Tim being well Tim instead of clarifying by saying he's Raylan's partner or boyfriend, he says something ridiculously untrue & it causes a bit of an incident that Raylan or Winona has to clear up but it makes Willa laugh so it becomes a game between the two of them for like years just coming up with increasingly weird or ridiculous answers esp as Willa gets older ("he was a feral child raised by rabid squirrels that my dad rescued once so now he looks after me to pay off his life debt" "rabid squirrels was a nice touch" "thanks figured wolves would be too much of a cliche for you") & it drives Raylan crazy but he's also a little bit weak for seeing his 2 favorite people having fun together so he mostly just lets it go (except for the time Tim straight up says "I'm her daddy's sugarbaby" & it causes more chaos than Raylan was prepared for, the worst of which is trying to find a way to explain to his 8yr old what the hell a sugarbaby is while Tim is in the background trying & failing to hide his laughter).

But then maybe, for the angst of it all, one or both starts to worry or get insecure that maybe not being married does bother the other?? Like Tim wonders if Raylan wants it but doesn't want push or pressure Tim so he's just like settling & Tim isn't giving him enough?? Or something?? Throw in the always present worry in the back of his mind of whether he's doing right by Willa & it becomes a whole Thing for a bit but eventually they talk about it & it winds up being lovely and sweet actually ("I don't need a piece of paper or a ceremony or hell even a declaration to know what you are to me. I don't mind one way or another, so if it's important to you then it's important to me. And sure there's some logistical things I guess that it would make easier. But you don't have to prove anything to me or anybody else. I'm yours and you're mine, and as long we both know that, that's enough for me. I swear to God, Tim, that's enough for me.") Willa just chucks a pillow at his head & rolls her eyes like "you're ours Tim, you always have been, so what if no one else outside of the family understands what that means because you're not technically my stepdad or whatever, we know what we mean to each other so stop being stupid and worrying about it" or something like that & Tim doesn't cry or anything but he smiles & hugs her & laughs when he sees that Raylan's maybe a little misty eyed so naturally Tim & Willa tease him for it because giving Raylan a hard time is their favorite pastime. (Tho Willa definitely uses the "he's my daddy's sugarbaby" line at some point when she's older because she thinks it's hilarious & Raylan nearly chokes on his coffee & Tim just throws his head back & laughs).

sorry this is so long & rambly & is probably silly & out of character maybe idk & like if it's super weird to just dump this in your inbox but I was overcome with Givenson feelings & thought of you so um yeah here???

not weird at all. i'll always approve of givenson in my ask box. sorry it took me a while to get around to answering though, my life has a lot of ups and downs and it was super down for a while. but i'm happy to finally have the time to share this with the givenson gang :)

everyone come feast your eyeballs on this fluff!!

i'm of the belief that tim would never take on a fatherly role to willa (she already has Raylan and Richard for that). he seems much more the type to be the non-judgmental but responsible adult figure that willa can confide in when she hates her parents or is scared to tell to them something. and i don't think tim would be "uncle tim" or anything like that either.

he's just tim to her.

the idea of him being HER tim is super cute ngl.

#tooks.txt #givenson #raylan givens #tim gutterson #willa givens #justified fx

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vee-crytraps · 16 days

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Kiss Me More | Ch 4-5 | {Ornament}

AN: Last part!

{Trigger warning/Themes Masterlist} First | Previous | Next |

“Fuck,” You pull away, reaching towards your ears. The once cold sting of the gold bracelet on your wrist was also absent. “You know what? Well played. I can’t even be mad.” “Welcome to the club.” Bruce chuckles, pulling you into your dance once more. "I'll have them replaced." During the silence that follows, you manage something else to say. “I think it’s cool,” You blurt out. Bruce simply raises an eyebrow at you, and you quickly backpedal. “No! No, not the…Selina stuff. Though you have to admit-" Bruce cuts you off with your name. “I mean the rail. And making the busses run for free was a complete stroke of genius. Everyone who really needs it can get a reliable ride to work, and all the uptown types who are terrified of poor people pay to take the nice new rail, which funds the busses-“ “I can do a little bit without the mask,” Bruce interjects, mirth in his voice.

It’s fucking genuine, and it makes you smile. “I’m proud of you, you know.” He continues, though he looks a little uncomfortable saying it. “I’ve always been proud. I know we don’t spend much time together, but-" “I understand,” you say, strictly out of politeness. It’s true and it’s not. You don’t want him to be too busy for you, and you don’t love being excluded from the ‘family business’. You just want time with him, the man your mother admired so much that she trusted you with him even knowing about the cape and cowl. “Just like…thanks. For taking me in and stuff. I know we've been having a lot of disagreements lately, and you have a lot going on, but I appreciate you looking after me-” “You’re my daughter.” Bruce says, with no hesitation. “You don’t need to give me some big speech. I don’t know what in the world compelled your mother to trust you with me, but I’m glad that she did.” “Well, she was hardly ever in her right mind,” you joke, and it makes Bruce crack a smile. “Everyone thought the whole funeral-of-the-century thing was totally nuts.” “Everyone who didn’t know her like we did,” Bruce assures you. “I think she was onto something. It was…a good last memory. “ There was a question you had that hung in the air. Once that you’d never had the courage to ask. So you let it end there. You may never really know what the inside of Bruce's head looked like. And if you were honest, you didn't really need to know. At the end of the day, you were content with what you had-the promise of a dead woman who loved you, and her reclusive billionaire best friend.

“Chelsea Conroy left a bloodied rabbits foot in my locker today. On one hand, I can’t really blame her. I mean, really. Everyone’s gone mad ever since I rocked up to dance on the arm of Bruce Wayne. He may be kind of a serious guy, but even I'll admit that he's hot enough to drive anyone crazy. On the other hand, it wasn’t like the paw of a squirrel or a raccoon or some kind of local bird she found crushed on the side of the road. I mean, it was a nice rabbit. White fur and everything. Jesus, I hope she didn’t buy a rabbit just to pull some sort of Godfather jr. shit on me. I wouldn’t put it past her, though. I’m a girls girl, but Chelsea is a D1 hater. And apparently an animal dismember-er. I wish my parents had just sent me to public school instead. These rich kids are serial killers in the making, and if Bruce doesn’t stop hanging around with his handsome face, I can’t be sure I’ll even make it to graduation. I told Bruce to let it go. He's stubborn as an ox, but I'm worse. He offered to help me bury the poor thing afterschool. There's family cemetery behind his manor, with a small section for pets. He said we could name the rabbit posthumously, even if we don’t have the whole body. I’m going to take him up on his offer. It's so fucking weird, but also? So…thoughtful.”- 12.03.2001

#v.fic #Kiss Me More

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The reincarnation series is just so SATISFYING and DELICIOUS, it's like binging one of those isekai historical fantasy mahwas in one go and I'm an absolute sucker for that stuff.

Out of curiosity, do you have any recommendations for that genre? I have a list haha: Who Made Me A Princess (An absolute classic, cried when it ended) Crazy Empress of the Magic Kitchen (My first taste of this genre, the mc is so badass in such a satisfying way) Taming the Lady (Can always relate to a simp fl and absolutely did not see them plot twists coming) The Divorced Duchess Bakes Cakes (I need this one to update faster, the need to watch the ex-husband regret his decision so much istg-) I Choose the Emperor Ending (Loved how smart the fl in the beginning, there's a satisfaction to watch medival people becoming enlightened to modern stuff that I can't explain-) Miss Not-So-Sidekick (the fl is us, we are the fl, one can only understand what I mean by reading it) ~Idia nonnie <3

Hmmmmm...should I expose my hermit self and recommend a literal page of all the villainess isekai manhwa/manga I can remember or should I pretend like I have a life?

Tell you what. I'll recommend some manhwa/manga based on the small reasoning you gave from your list (most of which I also read so yay shared taste!) These are also the ones I personally can still remember a chunk of their story but I may not remember everything and I want to let you know I won't get offended if you end up not liking them. Everyone has their likes and dislikes

Hope you enjoy, Idia nonnie ^_^

If you like sweet main leads getting the family love and happiness they deserve, you might like - Into the light once again - Father, I Don’t Want to Get Married! *takes a while to get there tho - Talented baby squirrel

If you like confident main leads who love food and cooking, you might like - Bon Appétit - The Duchess’ 50 Tea Recipes

If you like strong main leads who absolutely love their male leads, you might like - I Became the Wife of the Monstrous Crown Prince - Another Typical Fantasy Romance - For My Lost Love or For My Abandoned Love - Divorce plan with husband failed

If you like smart main leads that succeeds and get revenge on their terrible exes and/or family, you might like - I’ll Be The Matriarch In This Life - Of course, I'll claim Palimony! *not really an isekai but fantasy historical - Sister, I Am the Queen in This Life

If you like quick-thinking main leads that becomes the male lead's greatest support, you might like - I Became the Tyrant’s Secretary - I Became the Wife of the Male Lead or Author of My Own Destiny - This Villainess Wants a Divorce!

If you like hilarious main leads that gives no f*cks, you might like - If You Touch My Brother, You’re All Dead *the absolute insanity of this manhwa - Beware the Villainess! - A symbiotic relationship between a rabbit and a black panther *not really an isekai but fantasy historical - Is It a Fortune or Is It a Woe? or For Better or For Worse

#coralinnii #coralinnii answers

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toothythetoot · 9 months

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My 10 Favorite Characters From Happy Tree Friends.

10 - Cuddles

I like Cuddles a lot Mainly because of his cute appearance, that's why I leave him in 10th place,He is rebellious although sometimes he is impulsive I like his personality.

9 - petúnia

I feel sorry for her most of the time because her deaths are horrible and I feel like she could have been more prominent since she only starred in one tv episode, However, I will leave it with 9th place.

8 - Cub

He is so cute, Of all the characters, he, toothy and flaky are the only ones who don't deserve death (not that the others do) but these three are for me the most innocent. I'll leave him at 8th place.

7 - Russell

I like him for many reasons, He's a pirate! yes i know it sounds like a silly reason but if we stop to think How many pirates do you see these days? I doubt answering me there. So he will be in 7th place.

6 - Disco Bear

okay let's go by parts,He can be inconvenient sometimes But He is also very nice,Oh well... When he's not hitting on the girls, I hope one day he finds someone who loves him. He will be in 6th place.

5 - Mime

We reached the top 5 and mime occupies this place,He's a funny character Although he never spoke directly, he's also generous AND very open-minded. He will be here in 5th.

4 - Lifty

I like them both, But Lifty is the one that conquered my heart, Among the duo he is the one who suffers the most, I feel very sad for him, That's why he is part of my darlings, he is in 4th place.

3 - Toothy

I lay down my life for you, More than others, I know you are considered "the one" But I really like you even though you don't exist and it hurts a lot to see you crying :( You will be here in 3rd.

2 - splendid

Many fans hate you But I love you! I'm glad you don't have to suffer like poor toothy and flaky But I still feel sad that you don't show up as much as I would like maybe in the future. Stay here in 2nd.

1 - Nutty

Can you sometimes be a psychopath? But of course, But you're just as cute and I love that candy-addicted squirrel's laugh,sometimes I wonder how it can exist As crazy as it is, I don't know if I'm happy or sad that you don't exist 🤡, But you always were and always will be my Favorite Tree friend! That's why I graduate you with 1st place On this whole list!

#htf toothy #htf petunia #htf cuddles #htf disco bear #htf splendid #htf cub #htf russell #htf nutty #htf mime #htf lifty #happy tree Friends #htf

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Mo-Mo my love, I come bearing some freshly baked and rather unhinged little thoughts for you (lol).

-Easter's always been a big thing for Rhett and his family, more so ever since you guys adopted Amy from birth. Every year you guys make it a habit to either make or buy her a pretty little dress for spring and she always looks so cute. But oh are you guys in for it when she digs into her candy and starts running around like the Tasmanian Devil (she's also been known to make the same noises, lol).

-If we're gonna talk about Rhett being Snow White coded, we have clearly not talked enough about the bunnies that live in the hutch that's attached to the barn. They're super soft and cuddly and you and Rhett like to spin the fur that they shed into yarn. Rhett even named them after the bunnies in Watership Down (Hazel, Strawberry, Clover, Bigwig etc.) even though he still hasn't forgiven his aunt for traumatizing him as a child with the movie (lol).

- Abigail, the ranch's dairy cow, came to the Abbotts on Easter Sunday with her mate when Amy was born. Royal was a little unsure as to whether or not they'd be able to handle her since she had to be milked at all hours of the day, more so when they found out she was pregnant. Lo and behold, Mothers' Day rolls around and Rhett and Royal are shoulder deep in a cow, delivering not one, but TWO little black and white calves. When they're out in the pasture they literally will follow Rhett everywhere (lol).

-Rhett's favorite character in The Hobbit is Radagast, the crazy wizard who lives in the woods, and like the wizard, Rhett literally attracts the weirdest creatures. Chipmunks, squirrels and hedgehogs love to fall asleep in his hat and birds know him like he's one of their own when they frequent your birdfeeder. Sometimes a bear, fox or a bobcat will come lumbering across the property and will just look at him before running away (one time a momma and her cubbies actually waved to him on their way back into the woods, lol).

I'll leave it there for now Mo-Mo, I'll probably be back with some hilarious stories about when Rhett adopted an orange cat named Garfield, those shenanigans are definitely worth talkin about (lol).

Oh Mary, nothing delights me more than thinking about the sad cowboy being followed around by any and all animals! And Amy getting a new Easter dress each year 🥹 literally something right out of a Disney movie!

Hope you had a lovely Easter and your spring is treating you well! 💐

#letters to mo #auroralightsthesky 🪩#rhett abbott is a disney princess

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Hi my favorite low-ironed sluts. It's me 🪱 again! did you miss me? probably not. Hotel? trivago. I personally love Fyodor. I wanna hold his cold pretty hands 💕( i also want him to choke me while he fucks me until nothing but his name is in my head). He's so cute! Anyways what time is it? time for more headcanons because what else is better to do on a Wednesday night? (be sucking fyodors dick) idk but I think this is a good use of my time. But wait! there's a catch I'm adding dazai headcanons ( i want to be stuffed with his children)

Fyodor has not one, not two but three gold rings that say "ASS" and ''TITS'' there those really flashy ones yk?

Fyodor as a kid used to think squirrels were ducks???

Fyodor has irreparable trauma

Fyodor once drank half of a bottle of Henesey and proceeded to burp the abc's backward while half-naked on the corner of wall street with two NYC hotdogs in hand.

Fyodor can not draw for shit. Not even Bob ross can say what he draws is a happy mistake. and most psychologists suggests he seeks professional help.

Fyodor wears crocs unironically. he has seven pairs

Fyodor may or may not have broken a priceless piece of pottery in the Louver...he is banned from France.

Fyodor actually fought a Koyal in Australia and got chlamydia.

Fyodor has pants that have "THICC" bedazzled across his ass.

Fyodor one time wrote a 800k fanfic about the mascots of Jack in The Box and Mc Donalds, it was a slow burn, enemies to lovers, jock x weird kid and it currently has 2k likes. it's still ongoing but since he's been so busy he hasn't been able to update it as consistently. Also whenever he does update his author note is always crazy. it will say "Hey guys sorry for not updating in a while! currently in a maximum security prison and I'm communicating via secret code. I also got sentenced to 100 years to life. ANNNND my ''cellmate'' is the one that stole my kidney that one time and sold me a Honda civic. I'll try to be more frequent with update love you all! smut in this chapter <3"

Fyodor actual ghost produced adele's 25 album and now has a grammy

Fyodor is the type of guy to somehow convince you to take E or acid for a "ReLiGiOus ExPeRieNcE" nothing about it is religious except for when he passes out from anemia.

Fyodor thinks clam chowder is the reason life is still worth living, and honestly, I don't blame him

Fyodor owns three Starbucks.

Dazai may or may not read Fyodor's fanfic. he is currently waiting for more updates, so now he has to figure out how to make sure the ADA doesn't literally implode and keep up with this fic.

Dazai got so drunk one time he threw up on Fukuzawa and called him mommy.

Dazai was originally uncircumcised until he went to Kentucky and now he is! yeah...he now also has one middle toe??

Dazai sold atushi on the black market and then stole him from the kidnapper because he didn't have enough money to pay for his Netflix subscription.

Dazai can't spell gorgeous, he's a genius but just can't spell the word correctly

Dazai has a mug that says "Best ex-mafia boss now turned crime-fighting yet somehow still morally grey nihilistic detective!"

Dazai has also been banned from France but only because the Prime minister of Belgium (dazai's ex discord daddy) talked to the prime minister of France about the break up.

Dazai Stole the Declaration of Independence and spilled Sake on it and then returned it.

Dazai accidentally made a bomb while he was in a meeting.

Dazai one time after finishing said out loud "post nut clarity is so crazy. Like man I just remembered how I got away with three counts of manslaughter in 2010" he giggled and fist-bumped his hook up then used up the rest of their moisturizer.

Dazai like Fyodor decided to watch Everything, Everywhere, all at once thinking it wouldn't be as sad as everyone said it was. After the movie was over he stared blankly at the screen for a good three hours until someone literally had to escort him out

Dazai once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce because he was drunk. don't worry he didn't puke but he is now banned from Scottland.

Dazai stole a badger from Italy and now has a badger named pasta that is currently running a rodent gang that is freeing rodents all over the city from traps. They currently have 300 members and are expanding. Poe's Raccoon is a part of the gang, and he is their intel guy. Dazai also has to buy 100 lbs of food for this animal gang. Dazai is their mascot for some reason, and he's also their like mother? iidk

Alright well, that's all for now, as always take your time replying!

Sincerely your one and only badger gang leader in Dazi's small-ass apartment.

-🪱

i’ve been goin through it recently but this literally had me cackling thank u so much 💀💀💀💀

#i love u sm #voices in my head #🪱 demon #{ musings; fyodor }#{ musings; dazai }

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Voiceplay Visuals: The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Bit of a change of pace from some of the more recent Voiceplay videos I've been talking about, and a change of video style/format too!

Voiceplay's video for The Lion Sleeps Tonight was uploaded on the 20th of January, 2024 (VP's first full-length upload for this year), and features J None! (He's been doing a lot of stuff with Voiceplay recently, which makes me wonder if he could be back in the group full-time sooner than expected?). (Also fun fact, this is technically Voiceplay's second cover of The Lion Sleeps Tonight, or at least, for Geoff and Layne it is. The first cover of it was done in 2004, back when the group was still called 4:2:Five (and Geoff and Layne were only in their early/mid 20s), and features on their album "Time Machine"!)

Apparently this was just meant to be a Voiceplay Mini to start off with, but Layne (who did the arrangement) was having too much fun with it, and so it became Voiceplay's full-length cover for the month! Because it was originally planned to be a mini, it ended up being filmed like one, but there's still enough stuff going on in the video for me to make at least a short post about it, so let's go!

Although this was filmed in portrait mode, I'll still upload screenshots in landscape like so, just so they don't take up too much space/length. The portrait mode however also means that I have to "chop off" a bit of the top and bottom of the video because of the Youtube video UI and whatnot (video title, progress bar, etc)

The animals in the background were a brilliant addition, definitely a fun way to add a little bit of extra "Voiceplay flair" to the video!

Cesar being adorable as ever, meanwhile Geoff is Confused And Concerned(tm) 😂

Group shot! (Plus elephant in the background)

Giraffe!

Love the little dancing monkey down in front, very cute (and the monkeys in the background!)

(Cesar's necklace is also cool, although I'm not really sure what it is ^^; )

What are they looking up at? At Eli's high notes? 😝

Me when I watched this for the first time: "wait where'd Geoff go?"

"Oh wait, there he is!" 😁😆

Layne: *BOING*

J is dancing, and so is one of the gorillas in the background! Doing a Gangnam Style dance, it seems! 😄

J and Eli popping up and down in the background and being silly 😋 (also cool lion!)

J with the Crazy Eyes again!

Gosh I love these idiots 😂

And a surprise return of Violayne! (Starting 2024 the same way as 2023 in that regard, actually.) And he has a little chipmunk/squirrel on his head! (Also Layne and Eli both look so happy here and it's so nice <3 )

And now Geoff has a tiny little monkey on his head <3

Lol @ Cesar "falling asleep" on J's shoulder 😄

Omg Eli starts falling asleep too and Layne gives a little wave to the camera! I only just noticed!

I wasn't sure what to expect when I saw the thumbnail of the YouTube premiere thing for this appear last month (or two months ago for you reading this), but this video is a nice reminder that Voiceplay don't alwasys need super complex arrangements or big sets or fancy costuming to make a great video. This video is just silly, wholesome fun, (what Voiceplay do best!), and I always can't help but have a massive smile on my face while watching it. And the vocals are phenomenal as well, of course, and Cesar my GOD those high notes!

I'm sure you've noticed I've been skipping over the Voiceplay "Biggies" (Minis that are longer than a minute, like Time Warp, Wellerman, and Peaches), but maybe I'll make posts for them at some point too? Or at least make combo posts for a few of them (i.e. talking about two videos in the one post). Idk, we'll see, but anyway, there's still more to come, so stay tuned!

#voiceplay #acapella #the lion sleeps tonight #geoff castellucci #eli jacobson #layne stein #cesar de la rosa #j none #acaplaya analysis #voiceplay visuals

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via-l0ve · 8 months

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🎃 Hi um could I ask for Twilight and Hunger games please?

Ok so...

I'm 5'4 I'm a girl I have wavy black hair (it's not curly persay but definitely not straight).that goes like 3 inches below my shoulders? I have blue/green eyes some say they are gray but I've always wished I had brown eyes (I LITERALLY LOVE PEOPLE WITH BROWN EYES LIKE LET ME JUST LOOK INTO THEM FOREVER)

I'm totally in love with history and love learning about it, I have 2 squirrels that visit me everyday because I feed them, I like swimming and I know karate

I love everything that involves vampires, Zombies and such, I can play the piano and I used to be able to play the ukulele (my first song was riptide 😭😭) I love baggy clothing and the only "tight" things I'll wear are leggings (and jean shorts in the summer, other than that it's baggy shorts) I love buying people gifts seeing their reactions is the best

I used to be on the track and swimming team, I absolutely ADORE fashion and I'm bisexual! So don't fear who you ship me with

OMG HI FIRST OF ALL YOU HAVE SQUIRRELS. THATS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER HEARD DO THEY HAVE NAMES????

second of all i hope you enjoy <333

i ship you with Alice Cullen!

first of all she would buy you so many clothes. it’s crazy. she would make you do try on hauls and just sit there smiling and beaming and clapping because wow you’re just gorgeous. she wants you to tell her all about history and she’ll tell you her whole story and what she’s witnessed.

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i ship you with Finnick Odair!

i feel like you guys would just be so cute. he swims with you and teaches you all these dumb little tricks in the water. play the piano for him and stuff he will love it!!! he will play with you hair all the tim ehe just loves you so much <33

#via’s celebration 🍄#🎃

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noeggets · 10 months

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Fellow scan2go liker.... what do u think about the JET Kids.....

😢 THEY ARE MY CHILDREN

I watched the English dub of the show so ima use the English names

KAZ - love him, hes trying his best me a d my friend talk about how we understand this is a kids show but it would have made him such a different person if he lost some of his battles. Like it would have helped him learn something but he never lost any of his races. And I still have a whole ask to answer about Tiga and his brother so I'll leave that out of me talking about Kaz lol

Remember the ep where they were at the racing school and Kaz wanted Shiro on his team but he also wanted his friends on his team? I feel like his friends were a little over reacting because they know hes dumb and he didnt mean he wanted a new team he meant he wanted Shiro and them on his team which he couldn't have and it was later explained to him but aggressively cause they were all mad at him I understand this is a kids show but c'mon! Me and my friend have long conversations about this little kids show and how it could be better alot

FIONA - alright squirrel girl, I enjoy Fiona but I feel like they always had her jealous for no reason like she would just always get jealous of things she never cared about. Like when Titi wanted to race or when the boys just wanted to get a autograph from her, there was never any indication that Fiona liked any of her friends so it makes 0 sense for her to be upset that Diego and Myron wanted to see Titi and then later they had a rivalry that made 0 sense but before that I believe Tete did get mad at her and tell her at least she gets to race whenever she wants or maybe I'm crazy and I just imagined that

HOWEVER I will say I do enjoy Fiona and Hebina having a Rouge and Amy kinda thing going on I just wish they would let Hebina win sometimea cause I feel like Hebina never wins but shes supposed to be a treasure hunter pirate thing

I LIKED WHEN THEY WERE ON TEAMS AND HEBINA SHARED A ROOM WITH FIONA AND SHE WAS PLAYING WITH HER PWT SQUIRREL IT WAS THE FIRST STEPS OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP

MYRON - this child has o business being this sassy and hes supposed to be the Tails character but I'm here for it. Love how he lashes out and doesnt stay in the stereotypical nerd character he will put you in your place as he has done Kaz and many others the sass on this child is out of this world lol I don't remember a whole lot of things besides this but he had his moments that's all I can say love him

DIEGO - gotta say I was concerned about this boi because when he left the team that one time and he was walking the train tracks me and my friend was on high alert cause we thought he was looking to get run over BETTER NOT

Also it was really funny when Taiga was talking to Ryu Kaizel and Digeo went into like Tigas head or whatever d he told him talking to him wasn't worth his time and Tiga was like yeah you know you right

Dndhdndjfnfh Diego is the goat

#scan2go #q #anons #ever so randomly me and my friend will have aggressive conversations about this show #fiona ryder #Myron Seagram #Kaz Gordon #Diego Montana #god i love Diego Montana as a name it sounds so right

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portgasairlines · 2 years

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Seasonal Romance

Tw: Foul Language

Chapter Six: Phone Calls and Naps

Chapter Seven: Lunch and Kisses

Zoro watched Luffy as he slept, his chest rising and falling with each breath. He was sure he'd seen Luffy blush, but as soon as it appeared, it also disappeared. He could have been wrong. He wrapped his arms around Luffy's waist and buried his face in the crook of his neck. He was sure his feelings were becoming more noticeable at this point.

"What am I going to do with you...you're driving me crazy."

Zoro mumbled to himself, making sure he didn't wake Luffy up. Then he saw a shadow appear over them. He looked up, and a cold sweat started to form.

"You like him, don't you?"

Zoro sighed, but nodded. He could feel his face heating up.

"Who would of thought. Does any one else know?"

"The cook."

Nami smiled and crouched to their level.

"That explains a lot. Well, I can definitely say your odds are better than Kids."

Zoro gave her a small smile, knowing that it was true.

"Then I'll leave you two alone. Have fun napping I guess."

Nami stood up and left. Zoro just pulled Luffy closer, wanting to sleep as well. The weather was nice, and the shade and small breeze made it better. If he could, he would have stayed like that for hours. Fortunately, fate decided to give them the time off.

After an hour or so Zoro woke up to familiar voices. He looked up see Usopp and Chopper staring right at him. Well, more like staring at them. He still had his arms around Luffy.

"Shit what the-"

Usopp slapped his hand over Zoro's mouth. He whispered.

"I have never seen him sleep so calmly. He always looks uncomfortable."

Chopper nodded.

"By the way, what is this? Why are you two sleeping together?"

Brook walked over, a cup of tea in his hand.

"Isn't it obvious? With the way Zoro-san acts it's clear that he likes Luffy-san, yohohoho!"

Zoro scowled. Had everyone but the man he's in love with noticed?

Usopp turned back to Zoro, analyzing him.

"I think you're right Brook. Wow, who would have imagined."

"If you three don't leave right now I'll make sure you can never walk again."

Usopp shivered at the thought. He quickly stood up, Chopper following his lead.

"Then we'll leave you be. Come on Chopper, you wanted Robin to lend you a book right?"

"Oh you're right! I need it for my assignment."

With that they left. Brook on the other hand walked towards Franky, who was trying to build something for a nearby squirrel.

Zoro sighed. He hoped they wouldn't bring it up to Luffy, who wanted to be awake by the time they arrived.

After a few minutes he decided to wake Luffy up. It had been over an hour, if anything he should be getting proper sleep at home instead of at the park. He shook him slightly, which didn't work. Then he tried calling his name. Didn't work either.

"How much sleep have you been getting at home?"

In the end he couldn't wake him up. There were other methods, sure, but he didn't have the heart to yell at him. After a few minutes tried one more time and shook him with more force, and it worked.

"Mm..."

Luffy looked up at Zoro, their faces inches apart. This caused him to remember what happened at the roller skating rink, and he blushed. He quickly turned.

"Everyone's here now."

"Are they? But I want to sleep more."

"You can sleep more once you get home."

"But you felt more comfortable than my bed! Maybe it's because I've had it since primary school..."

Zoro gave a soft sigh and ruffled his hair.

"We can go buy you a new bed then."

"No thank you. I got it from my brothers, I'm not replacing it."

"What? Then tell them to buy you a new one."

"But I have the money for one."

Zoro wanted to strangle him.

"Then buy one. I'm pretty sure they would tell you to do the same."

Luffy pouted at the thought. He rested his head in the crook of Zoro's neck.

"I guess. I'm just too busy to buy one these days."

Zoro knew he was just being lazy, but he didn't bother pointing it out. That's when Nami came towards the two.

"We're about to start eating. Let's go you two."

Luffy quickly stood up.

"Really?! Finally! I'm starving."

Zoro stood up and followed behind them. He looked around and saw that the spot that they originally had was no longer being occupied by them.

"Oh marimo, come help me for a second."

Zoro walked over to Sanji, who quickly pulled him away.

"What the-"

"Earlier, you were about to confess right?"

Zoro started at him for a bit before running his hand through his hair, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Shit, yeah. I was lost in thought."

"You scared me, and I'm not even the one who's confessing or being confessed to."

Zoro smiled, which made Sanji groan.

"I hate you. Come help me, we're moving closer to the lake."

He handed Zoro the basket and pulled him by the wrist. Everyone else was already there. Nami was talking with Usopp and Luffy, and Robin was playing cards with everyone else.

Once the basket was put down everyone started talking and eating together.

"And then Kaya kissed me!"

Sanji choked on his drink.

"What?! You got kissed before me?!"

Usopp laughed.

"Clearly ladies prefer me over you."

"I'll kill you."

Nami bit a piece of her fruit.

"Haven't you two been dating since September?"

"Yeah, but being kissed is nice."

"Hm, is it?"

"Nami-san we can try!"

Nami just smiled at Sanji. Robin flipped through her book.

"I can say that it's nice as well."

Everyone stopped and turned towards her. Sanji looked like he had just been stabbed.

"What?"

Robin looked up from her book. She blushed when she realized all the attention was on her.

"Oh, I didn't think it would be that big of a deal."

Nami smiled.

"That big of a deal? Who was it?!"

Franky laughed.

"Yeah, who was it?"

Robin sighed and closed her book.

"Wouldn't you like to know Franky."

He just smiled. Usopp stared at the two before putting the dots together.

"You kissed Franky?"

Robin nodded. Sanji was close to attacking Franky, but was stopped by Brook and Usopp. Zoro and Luffy just watched the commotion.

"Sorry for not waking you up on time."

Luffy turned to him.

"Hm? Oh it's fine, if anything I'm happy I got to sleep longer."

Zoro nodded, a little happy he was forgiven. Luffy bit his sandwich, some of it getting on his lips.

"Didn't your siblings teach you any manners?"

Luffy frowned.

"Of course they did! Kind of."

Zoro rolled his eyes and brushed his lips with his thumb. Luffy stared at him for a second before smiling.

"Thanks!"

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