#and i was like. WHAT

[crimeronan]

did i tell you guys that i played like four hours of disco elysium without realizing you can interact with things other than people. sometimes when you click on objects things happen. nobody explained this to me. i literally just wandered around different rooms clicking on NPCs hassling them for cash and pissing kim off. rafi was like "have you done anything to solve the mystery yet???" and i was like "what...... what mystery"

#disco elysium #it happened a while ago so PROBABLY i told u guys about it. anyway i dont play video games #rafi was like dont you want to win?? to see the plot???? the character development??? the achievements?? #and i was like. what #what???? #no???? #there was a point to this game the whole time??? #that blows. i'm treating it like open world untitled goose game but the goose is an alcoholic with no pants

[fellhalcyon]

look i am still stuck on That Thoracotomy Scene

imagine your best friend is all but dead on a table in front of you and you have to be his heartbeat. you are wrist-deep in his chest cavity. you are quite literally holding his heart in your hands. and there's blood on your hands on your arms on your face on your shoes on the table on the floor and you can't stop and you can't stop and you c

idk i just. i have such a deep respect for sing

#triage the series #triage tin #triage sing #triage ep10 #i didn't know what sing meant when he said thoracotomy #i thought it was some kind of breathing bypass??? #and then he cut in and i was like oh???? are they removing the bullet?? #and then he PUT HIS ENTIRE FUCKING HANDS IN THERE #and i was like. WHAT #AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT HE WAS DOING AND I SWEAR I FELT MY OWN HEART SKIP A BEAT IN SYMPATHY #my god the mental fortitude of that man. i am in awe #sing my beloved #tw blood #tw injury #tw gore

[asiancatboy]

more guys need belly button piercings STAT

#7 #post prompted bc i was reminded of a convo i had with sb a while back who asked 'doesn't your belly button piercing give you dysphoria' #and i was like. what

[clueless1995]

also dancing edits are so interesting because the timing of the clips kind of show how the maker hears the music like which parts stand out to them

#in high school my friend and i were having a silly little dance at a party and she pointed out that i was dancing to the rhythm and she was #dancing to the beat #(she was a musician) #and i was like. What

[anadorablekiwi]

Y’know, the beginning of Sweet Caroline sounds really sus when you don’t recognize the song until the chorus

#kiwi rambles #all i heard was #touching me touching you #and i was like. WHAT #then the chorus and its just like ohhhh

[fuyuesu]

I BLACKED OUT ON VC YESTERDAY????

#melty rambles #alex and i are on vc and he was like 'sooo do you remember the shibarisa event now?' #and i was like. What #and he was like Yeah yesterday you blacked out and you forgot the event and who i was #AND THAT WAS DEFINITELY NEWS TO ME???? #NOW IM REALLY GLAD I RECORD MY VCS #BC I NEED TO GO BACK AND LOCATE THIS

[saturnsuv]

SCREAM

#guy i like and i were talking about how we both graduate in a year #and i was saying it’s unfair that he’s graduating then bc he’s graduating a year early #so he’s had to go to college a year less than i have #and i mean i was joking obviously #and he laughed and said ‘what do you want me to be stuck working another year here without you’ #and i was like. what #partially bc i probably have auditory processing problems or smth and partially bc i was caught off guard by him saying ‘without you’ #so then he repeated himself but without the without you part #but he definitely said it #so im very akdjfkakdlgg about it #sam speaks

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

#and by 'everyone' i mean me. im just hoping other people relate lmao #someone asks me about a thing i like and im just like h.................. #been thinking about The Character for a solid 6 months+ and let me tell you. expldoeing soon #this is about ffxv btw . how am i supposed to say how much it lives in my brain . i cant think #text #1k #5k #10k #15k #20k #great googly moogly #30k #40k #50k #60k #boooy what da heeel #70k

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

#i often wonder about how many things would be considered classic or high art had they only received the marketing #how many short films that were made for class could have been the most powerful thing you'd ever seen? if you'd seen them? #“you know the greatest films of all time were never made” etc etc #but like. these works of art ARE being made. it's just enjoyed by a smaller audience with equal impact though #i think about this one furry i used to follow on insta who had the coolest worldbuilding ever. it's been years. #thought prompted by that sketch of nimona from ten years ago that was just for a character design #posted to the creator's tumblr and now it's nominated for best animated feature film at the oscars #and by the genuine emotional reaction a fan comic made me feel. how much work had gone into it. how beautiful it was to me. #idk what to tag this but i hope whoever needs to hear it does #writing #writer #fandom #fandom culture #artist

[just-spacetrash]

the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot

#like literally every time ive hesitated sending a text or complimenting someone or stuff ive thought of it #like youre right. what if i played it a little risky what do i have to lose in doing a nice thing!!!!!! ur so right!!!!!!!! #but its forever lost cos i cant search it with any words cause its an image #misery and pain. you know how it is #my post

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

#shush jesse #EDIT from future me: this post was about astarion but im fully a galegirl (gendy neutch) now so idk what that says #he's also my type for what its worth #this post abt astarion #hes just so painfully on brand for me #i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane #but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers #so like.....secondhand blorbo right now

[bahoreal]

obsessed with this

#like. not to make everything about good omens but #crowley #there are so many versions of this with him gazing at aziraphale its so fkabdkahdbw #i did a real bad job at positioning these fjsbdhs i also know the last one is 'no one knows what..' but. whatever #.jtxt

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away. #then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again. #ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about) #hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good. #xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!

[carouselcometh]

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

#Anyways :) I had a good day guess what popular painting I love that I saw and guess what I saw a new painting I really liked today :)

[dishsaop]

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

#m text #everyone rbing this without the addition and commenting 'op did you mean sisyphus' yes. yes i did #'where did the discord screenshot reblog go did you delete it' well in the 10mn after posting it someone had a funnier reblog #so i was like oh. ill delete the less funny one i did for the funnier one #and then. guess what got big.