#and i have all the ingredients!

[luvrxbunny]

when the munchies start to feel like pregnancy cravings

#guys #i really want french fries and icing #and i have all the ingredients! #but my brain says i’ve already eaten too much #and i tend to feel like trash after i eat unhealthy stuff :(( #BUT I WANT ITT #RAHHHH #what ever shall i do? 😢😔 #weedlife #weed #weedstagram #weed community #girls who smoke weed #smoke weed everyday #weedsociety #weed strains #weedporn

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #bonus comic #The most resounding conclusion the community came to agree on is thar Xie Lian is bad at cooking on purpose #and is stubborn to the point of refusing to let go of this feature (not a bug) of himself. #though if you practice being bad at something on purpose you do just…get bad. #Poor lan wangji probably had to watch him do horrendous food crimes in the kitchen. #crushing eggs in his fists and throwing it into the bowl or pan (shell and all). #Burning water. Throwing in ingredients based on the roll of a dice. Putting in leaves and cool rocks he found. #He is living his best life mind you. And I think as long as he is happy then let him make his potions. #This is *his* version of art therapy. It just shouldnt be fed to anyone. #lwj would probably try to make it more theraputic after realizing that the bad cooking skills were on purpose. But even then XL is a rock. #he will not do anything he does not want to. Including processing feelings. #Don't idealize that btw. You will do yourself no favours by ignoring hard emotions. Love and peace everypony; Its a hard world out there. #Hua Cheng and wwx hung out during all of this and have since become hunting buddies. #Sometimes its birds sometimes it's each other. For sport.

[quietbirdee]

thinking about grimwalker-y things again, this time in regards to selkidomus scales and boiling water

bonus:

#i have a bunch of grimwalker construction thoughts #the owl house #toh #luz noceda #hunter toh #flapjack toh #sylphee art #selkidomus scales also have plant bits on top of them #so i was thinking that that's what ends up being a base for muscles and ligaments #since all the other ingredients are rocks scales wood and bone #i have a bunch of thoughts!! #i've been trying to piece it together coherently haha #also a bad belos bingo card is 25x25 squares with no free space #and every square is filled #toh spoilers #technically in regards to grimwalkers even if i don't actually name them in the comic

[queenofinys]

Oscar Isaac in AGORA (2009)

#i was so close to captioning this 'leto atreides' but i did not #i truly don't even need this to get notes i just need 3 people to see it and understand the vision #to ME this is leto and jessica and that's what really matters #oscar isaac #oscarisaacedit #agora #filmedit #filmtv #maya edits #i guess #this is barely even a gifset this is just me having some feelings about an image and forcing everyone else to look at it #also side note this film had all the ingredients for success and it just... fumbled them #film

[ratguy-nico]

Adivinen quien al fin dibujo algo? Wich means I'm back baby!

Its not perfect (like everything I made), but I just love drawing comic-like-stuff, I get to relax more. I dont try to do the lines perfectly or the super accurate anatomy (mostly cause I dont know shit about anatomy at all) and also get to be more simple in the colors, wich helps cause I struggle making colors a lot.

I missed drawing my babies...but why did I drawing them like that? XD I swear...I think I should have seen some reference cause I totally change the way I draw the Burger Babys which is crazy for me XD

Now...is this an AU, is this them as teenagers, why is Louise working on Aplebees? Well I didnt put an exact age for the guys here, they could be 16 or 19 I dunno.

This is solely based on this post from @zer0ogravity I lmao with this and totally need it to draw it.

btw I from Latam, I didn't knew what Applebees was until making this comic so if Applebees dont look like this sorry.

#bob's burgers #my art #bobs burgers #im back #I have been drawing other stuff #but this is the one I get to finish #is kinda...not clean(?) #but hey is funny #... #at least the dialogue #hope you like it #love the dynamics here #Im totally sure that when Louis get old enough to swear #she would do it all the time #just because #and this got me thinking Gene could be a great #they are such a foodie he would want just the fresh-esh ingredients #Oh! like Bob in that halloween episode #he was so excited abouth the beekeeping #my poor man #XD #and Tina is just me ordering anything #I have to rehearse exactly what am I gonna order #and if they tell me we dont have this would you want to changed it with this? #my brain literally explode #so everytime I get my order right I congratulate myself #and get high five if any of my family or friend is with me #did you miss my excess of tagging? #love you all

[front-facing-pokemon]

#litten #this has the vibe of a lot of those cat memes. you know what i mean #apparently folks have been doing a lot of shiny hunting of this thing in sv #meanwhile i'm way too lazy to grind out the 12‚000 BP required to unlock all the starters in all the zones #so i just GTS'd the damn thangs to complete the pokédex #BBQs are so tedious……… take a picture of a pokémon swimming to fill up your screenshots!! make a TM you don't want!! catch yet another #tyrogue to fill up your boxes with garbage!! make a sandwich you don't want with your limited set of ingredients that will require you to g #all the way to mesagoza to buy more because that's the only place you know where to get sandwich ingredients because you never #interacted with the sandwich mechanic until you started shiny hunting!!! #maybe these are um. very personal complaints

[cuubism]

saw a post the other day, can't remember if it was tumblr or reddit, but it was like 'picky eaters are always characterized as only eating fries and chicken nuggets. what about us picky eaters who only like things like sushi and tiramisu, we exist'

anyway that's human dream

#'hob did you get the--' 'the yogurt brand that's inexplicably 15 times more expensive than any other? yeah i did' #'yes i made your omelette with the 30$/pound truffle cheese. i'm aware you won't eat it with any other' #he likes high quality ingredients and does not like things that feel 'heavy' or have a lot of grease or lots of simple carbs #probably doesn't eat much meat either. these are my headcanons #hob's grocery cart is all organic fruit imported dark chocolate and That One Sorbet that's 10$ a pint #'here's your locally grown organic lychees My Liege' #don't ask how hob obtained such a thing in england XD #he had to learn how to make thai food at home bc keeping dream in stir fried basil (from That One Five Star Authentic (tm) Restaurant that' #40$ a plate) was getting expensive #it does help that dream is more willing to expand his horizons if it's something hob made #dreamling #dreamling headcanons

[canisalbus]

What do your boys smell like?

I talked about this a bit on this earlier post and I don't think I have anything significant to add to it at this time. But I could tell you which perfumes they might wear in modern times? (Scents are hard to describe but I included some of their main notes to give you a vaguest idea of what they're like).

Vasco

État libre d'Orange - Tom of Finland (iris, leather, tonka bean) Dior - Homme Parfum (leather, iris, rose) Tom Ford - Tuscan leather (leather, woody, amber)

Machete

Heeley - Cardinal (linen, myrrh, frankincense) État libre d'Orange - Rien Intense Incense (frankincense, amber) Lalique - Encre Noire (cypress, vetiver)

#I'm kind of sensitive to strong smells but also one of those people that are constantly sniffing everything (?) #so navigating perfumery is kind of hazardous a lot of them give me a headache or make me feel sort of ill and dizzy #but I think these are nice I own/have owned all of these except Tuscan Leather #which is so sophisticated and rich and leathery but awfully overpriced and I don't think I can ever afford a full bottle #answered #anonymous #modern au #a lot of overlapping ingredients because big surprise leather and frankincense are my favorites #I usually wear perfumes at home only because smelling strongly is kind of a faux pas in Finnish culture #a lot of schools and workplaces for example are expected or at least strongly encouraged to be as scent free as possible #which is smart I approve that #but it does limit your opportunities to find uses for these things

[totsandnuggsrebloggs]

I made a Moomin cake :>

I am so proud of it :]

#it was for my birthday but I’d didn’t have all the ingredients for it so it’s about a week late #it turned out so good! #it’s a butter cake btw so it was delicious #the cone is SOPPING wet btw #didn’t have any alcohol so I had to mix the dye with water which eventually meant we had to blow dry it to keep it together #the shells are fruity pebbles btw #the popsicle stick constructions were so hard but fun #the rocks are confectionery marshmallows #I’m so proud I got the icing to match the sprinkle color #moomins #Moomin #moominmama #moominpapa #Snorkmaiden #TotsN’uggs

[lastoneout]

this is my entire stance on the "american food is bad" discourse summed up

#there are two distinct times when american food is bad #when it's people who are well off or rich enough that all they care about is appearances and how expensive the ingredients are #bcs they don't care about taste anymore it's a status thing #and also when it's stupid gentrified gimmick restaurants basically following the Cesare from Big Top Burger formula #where it doesn't matter how it tastes #it's just about it looking cool or having a gimmick so influences will come take pictures and give you tons of free advertising #that's when american food is bad #bcs rip to y'all but I grew up dirt fucking poor around other dirt fucking poor people of all races and backgrounds #and we COULD cook y'all under the table with these things #when all you have for food is hamburger helper and canned soup well damn you learn how to make it taste good #also those two bad times are NOT unique to america AT ALL #remember the Australian fish and chips that had activated charcoal and looked like actual shit? #this ain't an american problem this is a fucking rich people problem send tweet #this is also why I can't watch chopped anymore #the way they talk about ingredients like those like they're worthless and they can't believe people would eat them #like cool glad you grew up well off enough to afford real people food #the rest of us had to learn to make velveeta taste good and you know what #I could cook your ass under the table with velveeta and all those other 'cheap' ingredients you're mocking

[ilovedthestars]

I am having many many thoughts about Hands of the Emperor, but here is one before I go to sleep:

this sounds very silly, but i am eighty-odd pages into this book and almost nothing has happened, technically. The main characters are going on a vacation. It is a fairly significant part of this that the Emperor has never done so much nothing at once before. Travel arrangements have been made, social interactions had, various vacation activities enjoyed, but on a literal level there is no large plot moving forward.

AND YET. I am up late reading this already, and I want to stay up later. I want to keep reading. Because even if on the surface, not much is going on, the emotional depths that this book has already gone to are incredibly compelling.

The main character is watching the man he serves as emperor and reveres as a god, a man he cares for deeply, slowly remember that despite being an emperor and a god he is also a person, and find enormous joy in getting to be just that. The main character has been overcome with emotion multiple times by seeing his emperor smiling with great pleasure at things like a casual conversation, or watching the rain, or tuning a harp with his own hands. I am overcome with emotion too.

I don’t know if the pace will pick up at some point, but I genuinely think even if it doesn’t, I could read seven hundred pages of this, just on the strength of what it’s making me feel.

#stars has thoughts #the hands of the emperor #I am incredibly impressed with this in so many ways #and I am also enjoying myself immensely #which is the best combination of experiences to have with a new piece of media #this book was made for me I swear. there are so many ingredients in here that show up in all my favorite stories #including the ones I write myself #I sincerely hope it keeps being this good and if it does it is going to become a favorite of mine #stars reads lays

[thelastspeecher]

my food diary to keep track of what particular foods cause me distress is more scientific than Stanford Pines' Journals

#Gravity Falls #Ford's Journals are soooooo fucking unscientific it's funny #bro really thought drawings and thoughts were enough for a field journal #HE DIDN'T EVEN INCLUDE ANY SCALES IN HIS DRAWINGS #meanwhile my food diary is listing every meal and snack for each day #along with specific ingredients within each meal and snack that may cause me distress #all my symptoms rated on a scale from mild to severe #and also whether the symptoms occurred immediately or were delayed #and anything that may affect the results of the day (such as a temporary medication) noted at the end #I am a SCIENTIST I have done so many different lab books and field journals I'm gonna be THOROUGH about this shit #speecher speaks

[kicktwine]

man i made okonomiyaki today and im still thinking about it. i want another one. my beautiful son, hiroshima okonomiyaki. my sweet boy. look at him

#sighs wistfully #me and my brother split this one i could slam back another half rn #But i would like a bigger griddle if im making another one. All i have is stove #and there’s a lot of like. Flipping and flipping onto a new ingredient and such but we MANAGED #I’m hungry again #food #kipspeak

[bumblingbabooshka]

Headcanon that Seven of Nine and Naomi actually find Neelix’s cooking to be fine because it’s the only food they’ve ever eaten/their first introduction to food and when they get to Earth everyone’s so excited to show them Alpha quadrant foods but neither of them likes anything they’re offered very much. Seven doesn’t really care either way except that she has to get used to a whole new palette and Naomi likes the obvious (Ex: candy, cake) but frequently complains that nothing tastes ‘right’. Naomi: -pushing away a slice of pizza- I don’t like it... Tom: You’re kidding me. You don’t like pizza? Naomi: It doesn’t taste right! Make it how Neelix used to. Tom: You want me to put gerhalorian beets and yuk mushrooms in the sauce so it congeals into a lumpy, slightly sour mess? Is that what you want, Naomi? Naomi: Yeah :(  I want Naomi and Icheb to work tirelessly together on a side project for years until finally doing it - being able to communicate clearly with those in the Delta quadrant! Icheb uses it to speak to the other borg children (now adults) and Naomi immediately uses it to call Neelix and ask him to find the nearest time portal and toss a big box of leola root into it. She’s been craving it for years! No one told her the Alpha quadrant didn’t have leola root, she wouldn’t have gone otherwise!

#Naomi's suffering through the worst case of 'food you had ALL the time as a kid but can't get as an adult' #Her next goal is constructing some way for ships to pass through the quadrants quickly and safely so Neelix can come visit her and also #Voyager's crew can stop getting themselves hopelessly lost and presumed dead out there #Naomi's favorite joke is that if she knew the alpha quadrant had/didn't have X she wouldn't have come! Her mom doesn't love it v_v #st voyager #Naomi Wildman #Seven of Nine #Neelix #I also think every member of the crew has a certain food they really loved but can never eat again v_v either bc alpha quad doesn't have the #ingredients or the replication abilities or bc it was something that was given as a gift by a delta quad alien or Neelix was only able to #make it once etc #I believe Neelix's cooking is a mixed bag. Some of his dishes are earnestly not good and some of them are for a palette that #the crew doesn't have...but after seven years you develop a palette. Like they still PREFER alpha quadrant food but every so often they're #like DAMN...do you remember when Neelix made-? and it's always a happy conversation #OH and also he has limited ingredients bc of Voyager's situation and doesn't know what the human foods they ask for are or what they should #taste like so it's trial and error babey!!!

[chambers003]

i’ve got thoughts about the waffleduo canon soulmates*, watcher!grian (optional, but also include the secret keeper in this part of the list if you count this bit), mumbo’s first life game since the soulstealing event, mumbo having the waffle in secret life implying that’s all canon, mumbo and grian having such similar tasks, each of them immediately going to the other to try to complete their tasks (with varying results). and all of these thoughts are connected, but you have to connect those dots yourself i’m too busy to do that right now but it’s there and it’s so obvious right? right? you get it

#listen i’m giving you all of the ingredients here. you have to cook it up yourself though #*soulmates is the closest word we’re getting and besides i like the impact #it’s for the dramatic effect #listen i am Not Normal About Waffleduo Ever but especially since hc8 #my post #secret life smp #slsmp #trafficblr #hermitcraft #hermitcraft 8 #<- sort of #watcher!grian #<- like i said. optional #grian #mumbo jumbo #waffleduo #waffle duo #secret life #secret life spoilers #slsmp spoilers #traffic spoilers #if mumbo was in double life The Implications™️. however he wasnt so that’s a job for fanfiction or perhaps just imagination #i imagine how it actually went down was a lot like the sonic fandub. #desert duo going through the horrors vs mumbo peacefully doing whatever ‘something just happened.’ #sorry for starting 2 tags with ‘listen’ im just making sure you are listening #also i didnt plan ahead and didnt do these tags in order i moved them around a bit

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Might fuck around and try to make another batch of mushroom and caramelized onion pastries later

#mushroom and caramelized onion pastries #i have all of the disparate ingredients here including puff pastry sheets in the freezer #and i have some ideas for enhancing it a little bit from last time too #i now have fresh herbs growing in the house for one #also bought some really amazing balsamic vinegar that i may add to the onions #and have some better cheese to grate over the top #i wish i had someone to cook for because these will be bomb as hell and i want to share them #faye's most excellent baking projects