#and him drinking every single one

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i think i need a lobotomy

#weee single hued barn because i Couldnt Be Fucked! #also i Do love single hue things. it always looks tasty <3 #and its a fun little exercise in values! or something! am i making excuses! maybe! #anyway im back on my Putting Guys In Outfits bullshit #theres not enough barnaby art.... #theres not enough Handsome barnaby art.... #scribble garnish #welcome home puppet show #welcome home #barnaby b beagle #hes my everythinggggggg #cant wait to see him get Fucked Up 🕺 Fucked Up 💃 Fucked Up 🍻 #every day i wake up and look at the teeny tiny barnaby in the teeny tiny heart shaped locket In My Mind #Also. an aside. a Thought i had while doodling. #a Genuine Curiosity musing. #i wonder what kinda drinks the neighbors would favor... #what would they order at a bar if they could go to one... #im soooo fucking curious guys im. I WANNA KNOW #what drink should i have put in barn's hand. hm. This Question Will Forever Haunt The Depths Of My Skull

[divinekangaroo]

rewatching S6 in bits and pieces for current fic and ahhhhhhhhhh but the whole Jack, Diana, Mosley and Lizzie final dinner is so *viscerally* fucking satisfying on every sensory and intellectual and emotional level of consumption.

#every single movement facial expression breath flick of an eye the choice of 'mosley' not 'mr mosley' #the way mosley says 'lizzie' for the first time #jack's buildup and his mad fucking innuendo just before diana and oswald show #particularly how every drink is taken and by whom and when #lizzie constantly holding herself back the entire time from Saying Something all these flinches and half-breaths #insane #INSANE #as much as the end of S3 is roaringly wrenchingly furiously emotionally good #this dinner is something else #this whole episode is pretty much something else though fffffffffffff #jack's patronising constant reference to tommy as if he's a much younger man/boy when you look at these two guys and jack looks younger?? #by design i am sure #in the scene with the tie before the dinner.the way tommy's face says one thing while facing away from lizzie #then he puts on that mask as he turns to face her and you can SEE HIM DO THAT jesus #it would a writing exercise and a half to actually try to capture that scene in writing and work out what needs to be said/described #to carry the same effect because @coffeeatnight23 -> this scene is totally Tommy ripping his own heart out then eating it with relish :) #it *is* the saddest thing but also a fucking *reclamation* of something that tommy hasn't had since his suicide attempt. there's lots of #small reclamations of self that happen in post-Ruby S6 i seem to recall. despite flicks old trauma/foggy memory wandering also this- #-sort of structural shift/acceptance he is who he is and that is how he has agency (not solely money?) #anyway it's not triumph but there is *something* that i haven't found the word for yet #acceptance is one word but there's something more vicarious and dark in it that acceptance doesn't connote

[littledreamling]

Free fic idea for anyone who's seen both The Old Guard and The Sandman: When Andy and co all have a dream about a man with brown hair and tanned skin, a tweed jacket, a sign for a University in London, and a pint of beer, their immediate thought is that it's way to soon to have another immortal on their hands. They have just settled in with Nile and the banishment of Booker is still fresh in their minds. But they have a job to do, so they eventually find their newest member walking across campus, surrounded by a gaggle of students, laughing at their enthusiasm and answering all of their questions. He doesn't seem to be injured, either physically nor mentally, which is... surprising? Worrying? Usually they only dream about their newest members after their first death, but this man doesn't look like someone who's experienced a death at all. Oh well, there's a first for everything.

When they confront him later, in his office, it's immediately evident that the man, one Dr. Gadling, has never seen them before in his life, not even in dreams, which is even more surprising. Even more worrying. And then it comes out that he's been alive for 600 years and suddenly the Old Guard Immortals have no fucking idea what they're dealing with. Why haven't they dreamed of him before? While they're discussing this amongst themselves, in full view and earshot of Hob, he starts to put the pieces together and asks which night, specifically, they all had a dream of him. Upon hearing their answer, he can't help but to double over in laughter because on that particular night, he and his husband Dream had engaged in a rather... enthusiastic bout of lovemaking and his beloved has a bad habit of invading the dreams of others with images of his beloved.

Anyway, I think Joe would absolutely love Hob and they'd spend hours gushing about their lifelong companions and their shared love for life and everything it has to offer. Maye Hob would be able to offer insight on the Booker situation and maybe they'd all be able to help each other stay safe in a world of technology and constant surveillance. Maybe the Old Guard Immortals could loan their friend Copley and his services to Hob. I think Hob would immediately adopt Nile as his daughter, especially with her own father out of the picture and his own children long gone. I also think Hob would just be ecstatic to find other immortal humans to spend time with, to talk to, who actually understand who he is and what he's going through. He might not be exactly like them (though he's going to drill both Death and Dream for answers, especially since it seems like they both worked together to create the system of immortality that the Old Guard Immortals are a part of) but they have enough shared experiences that he still immediately feels a kinship with them

#give Hob more immortal friends challenge 2022 #he'd 100% start using his new friends as sources for his research #I haven't seen anyone drawing these parallels and there's so much comedic potential here #None of them would be even remotely prepared to meet Dream but I think Andy would probably challenge him to a drinking game #and she might even win #but only because Dream decides that he respects her and lets her win #I think he'd best relate to Booker and his gloominess #Dream and Hob would both love Nile let's be real #suddenly Hob isn't the oldest person he knows! he loves this! #suddenly he's just the fifth oldest person he knows! #he definitely calls Booker and Nile affectionate nicknames as if they were his kids because they're so much younger than him #but Andy and Joe and Nicky (and eventually Quynh) would do the same thing to him #let them be one big happy family!! #Hob has lost so much and I want to give him a family that he can't lose! #and maybe that's the Endless but he really needs people who are more like him who can truly understand him #and I think he could relate to every single one of the Old Guard Immortals on some level #sandman netflix #the sandman #Hob Gadling #Dream of the Endless #Morpheus #Dreamling #The Old Guard #TOG #immortal husbands #joe x nicky

[mleemwyvern]

howdy! it's day 1 of MCYT fanfic appreciation week, and i was wondering if you had any future writing projects or other ideas that you wanted an excuse to talk about :D no pressure whatsoever to answer this ask, just thought i'd reach out ♡

ive got a couple ideas but no current WIPs. considering writing a sequel/alt pov to but i still hold out hope that maybe someday (also known as the rancher games), following a new character watching the games from back home, and having to live with what happened afterwards. jimmys sister, to be exact. i cant say much about this one without spoiling the original fic, but. there will be pain. and if you've read the original you know why there is pain. but there will also be seablings.

my second idea would have a more unusual format- ive got a massive superhero au i havent talked about here, just going feral on discord, but i was thinking about writing something for that. not plot, it doesnt really have much of that, but some kind of guide to all the hermit heroes. in the format of notes taken by the resident power copier, beef! with help (scribbles in the margins) from a zedaph.

the main thing stopping me from writing those right now is that i do not have a good handle on the characterization of either lizzie or beef. ive never written them before and having them as POV characters will be a challenge.

#superhero one is mostly an excuse for me to ramble about the many many cool powers i gave them #i have every single hermit and several adjacents all with unique and complex powers! #this is enrichment for me. #beef technically isnt the only power copier there's also a mumbo but mumbo can do more than that. #also mumbo doesnt like to copy powers much because he has to drink someones blood to copy them and that tastes bad #(mumbos ability was inspired by his s8 becoming what he eats bit) #beef can copy powers but cant use them directly he has to turn them into cards first! #anyone can use the cards to mimic the powers of whoever the card is of. zed often uses them because of his specific fuckery #normally the cards get used up theyre not an endless supply of powers they have charges. but zed somewhat bypasses that? #and zed also doesnt have powers that help him fight directly so he could use some backup cards anyways #and for the rancher games one. im very attached to the lizzie jimmy tango dynamic i created. #theyre soft. as they should be. #but yeah lizzie had to watch. That. had to see her brother get reaped #and had to watch him [SPOILERS] #not fun for her at all!

[ketchup-monthly]

What the Batfam Orders at Coffee Shops

according to me and @space-specs (the full list is back! :D)

Bruce- hot coffee, black, with sugar (idk hes just Like That tm)(if hes feeling extra fancy he adds a shot of bourbon or bourbon cream)(usually he’s in too big of a hurry to imbibe caffeine for that)

Dick- the most sweet thing he can find (homeboy adds a lot of the different syrups to it as well, but will NEVER use the hazelnut because it makes the drink taste like dust)(he doesn’t even make the drink almost unpalatably sweet because he likes sweet things. he does it so no one will touch it)

Babs- matcha, hot or frozen (this is partially because she has a green aesthetic to keep up, but also she enjoys the flavor and the only ones who are inclined to take a sip every once in a while are Cass and Dami)(i don’t understand bc i think matcha tastes like grass, but idk. to each their own -ketchup)

Jason- iced coffee, black, no sugar (this is a solid drink, and if he’s feeling inclined towards a slightly less bitter drink, he’ll add vanilla syrup, but he also only really gets coffee from coffee shops if he has a stakeout)(this is what i order basically all of the time and i think its fantastic -ketchup)

Tim- black coffee, extra espresso shots, hot (usually when he actually goes to a coffee shop its because Alfred has cut him off or he’s on the way to some form of meeting and needs the caffeine, so that’s what he intends to get)

Cass- chai tea (its tasty, and is caffeinated, and is sweet on its own without needing extra sugar, though she does add milk to it)(she is also inclined to order a croissant when she goes)

Steph- something fruity, iced or frozen (she doesn’t like coffee, and doesn’t really like hot drinks when it isn’t super cold outside. plus coffee shops have some really interesting fruit drinks!)(she also almost always gets some sort of sweet pastry to go with her drink)

Duke- iced caramel latte (its sweet, while still remaining bitter, and he really likes that it sort of masks the flavor of the coffee behind the caramel and milk)(tastyyyyyyyy he’s just like me for real-specs)(blech -ketchup, who does not like caramel and coffee together)

Damian- some hoity toity tea (has flashbacks the his very specific tea request in Son of Batman)(if they have a specialty tea blend, he is inclined to try it, though he tends to be overly critical and tries to get brown sugar instead of white when possible)

Cullen- iced mocha and an Arnold Palmer for Harper (he likes chocolate and coffee together and Harper will steal his drink if he doesn’t get something for her. the sweet tea and lemonade seems to keep her at bay and Cullen gets two drinks for himself)

Harper- “tea, earl grey, hot” (she doesn’t even like earl grey tea. she just does it to see who will get the reference. when cullen goes with her and she starts the line, he makes dead eye contact with the cashier with the most world-weary expression known to man on his face)(i also don’t really like earl grey, but i would totally do that -ketchup)

Kate- mango smoothie (it’s fruity, like her)(do i have an explanation? no. i zoned out and the answer came to me -specs)

Alfred- nothing (he does not go to coffee shops. and if he did, no one would ever catch him)(he will hang out at a coffee shop for the ambiance and the company, but will pull out his own drink in the middle of the shop)

Terry McGinnis- black tea (no milk, no sugar. it’s because he doesn’t like coffee and tea has the caffeine that will keep him patrolling)(he also just doesn’t like milk that much)

Matt McGinnis- iced banana milk (but its a strain of banana that hasn’t been invented yet, so it tastes completely different than the bananas we have today)(and yes, Terry is horrified by the fact that Matt gets it with ice in it)

Jarro- a cup of whipped cream (he doesnt even eat it. he plays with it like shaving cream on a desk. -specs)

Drake Winston- toasted marshmallow smore blended drink (he orders it year round, but also he doesn’t go to coffee shops but once every month or two, so it’s a treat for him)

Carrie Kelley- monster energy drinks (for the flavor, not the caffeine. she doesn’t go to coffee shops but instead just goes to the nearest gas station to get her fix)

Jim Gordon- black coffee with almond milk (because he’s lactose intolerant and found that out far later than he should have, working in a place where drinking coffee was almost expected)(he is loath to admit it, as to not embody the donut-eating cop stereotype, but he also frequently orders a donut or two)(more, if he’s taking some back for Bullock)

Bette Kane- hot vanilla latte (its a classic, and its a classic for a reason. she likes it, not matter how “boring” it may be.)

Luke Fox- hot chocolate (he likes coffee well enough, but he prefers hot chocolate)(plus, he’s man enough to confidently order a “kids” drink)

#we (read: i) got bored again so we (read: i) finally moved this to here #we had half of this list ready last april but only just now did the other half #and that may have been bc i got a hot chocolate from starbucks earlier today -ketchup #we do know things about coffee and both of us are avid drinkers of various drinks on this list #if we were to include bernard he just likes sticking his nose in a bag of coffee beans because he likes the smell of coffee #but not necessarily the flavor #will that stop him from taking sips of tims coffee? no #he cringes every single time but keeps doing it #i think hes trying to acclimate himself to the taste of coffee #let us know if you want another one! #incorrect batfam quotes #batfam headcanons #dc comics #bruce wayne #dick grayson #barbara gordon #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas #damian wayne #cullen row #harper row #kate kane #alfred pennyworth #terry mcginnis #matt mcginnis #jarro #the 'tism lists

[greppelheks]

honestly people in this country have not heard of the saying the more the merrier, and have not figured out what it means to be hospitable yet

#personal #I've had like 20 people ask me if I have plans for new year's eve yet and I said I don't and Nobody asked me to join them #and these are all people that like to spend time with me and tell me how much they like me all the time #my friend has hundreds of friends yet he still spends every christmas alone in his apartment #and NONE of his friends have asked him to spend christmas with them #what is wrong with people #new years eve okay but how are you going to let someone spend christmas alone? #y'all are having dinner anyway invite one extra person over who gives a fuck if it's not family your family sucks anyway and he's great #or just the amount of times I've asked people to do something fun and they're like I'm already going with (these six people) #my friend asked me to go to something and I said I'm going with my friend would you like to join us? #I asked my coworker to go out for a drink and she said her husband was picking her up #so I told her he could join us if they both wanted that'd be fun and she was Shocked #???? #this apparently does not happen? #there's this weird designated group of people that time gets spent with and you will just not be invited #and there's also a weird thing about couples only spending time with other couples and they dont invite their single friends anymore ?????? #I don't understand a lot of things #I was raised by books that didn't take place in this country maybe that's why I have different ideas when it comes to this #and like the most social and kind people too right?? #confused..... #we ran into a friend we all VERY much like we were all SO excited to see her #and we were on our way to go out for dinner #and everybody was like it's so good to see you hi how are you #so i invited her over for dinner and everybody was like ????? #what the fuck do you mean ????? we're... wha???? you're all acting like feral dogs #I've spoken to a lot of people from different countries who moved here and they're like it's impossible to make friends here #because they will just not invite you out when theyre hanging out with a group of friends #you can not become part of their friend group because That's already their friend group - even if they like you a LOT #and I'm like I know I don't know what the fuck is wrong with us

[avionvadion]

If I see one more “I just can’t understand Diluc fans, he’s literally a murderer” post I might just lose it.

Are we even playing the same game???

Every single character. In this game. Has killed someone.

“Diluc killed Fatui!” So has the Traveler.

“Diluc is banned from Sneznaya!” Kazuha was literally a war criminal.

Every single character in this game that you can play as has canonically killed either Treasure Hoarders, Fatui, Eremites, Hilichurls, or Samurai. Every single Archon, with the exception of Nahida, as she was born after the war and was locked up by the scholars, has killed. Zhongli, Venti, Ei and her puppet. Ei’s dead twin. Even the child characters have killed.

Baby boy Razor and Bennet and especially Klee have all killed.

The Knights of Favonius cast??? They protect the city from Hilichurls (people who were cursed to turn into monsters) by killing them.

Diluc is not the only murderer in this game.

Ya’ll forget how dark this game actually is.

#seriously #what kind of grape juice are drinking??? this is getting ridiculous #KAEYA IS LITERALLY KILLING HIS OWN PEOPLE. HE IS THE CALVARY CAPTAIN. AND A KHANRIAN. #Him not KNOWING the Hilichurls used to be Khanrian doesn’t change that fact #Genshin #genshin impact #Lisa Jean Kaeya Klee Bennet Thoma Ayaka Layla Collei EVERY SINGLE ONE HAS KILLED #Every single character in this game is a murderer. it’s not just Diluc. #Ya’ll just mad that he wanted revenge and actually WENT OUT TO GET IT AND GOT IT

[mrs-kelly]

Good morning <3 I had a dream about an episode of aIways sunny where Charlie swore up and down he was gonna quit drinking for me, and then the gang started testing him and testing him trying to get him to slip up. And finally after a long day of them testing and then other stressful things happening to him, he did have a couple of drinks, and he felt so terrible about it and got rly sick :( my alarm went off before I could get to the part where he saw me but. I would’ve comforted him and told him it was ok 🥺

#God the gang we’re being such assholes every single one of them #*were #actively putting drinks in front of him with a smile on their face #because they thought he was ‘less fun’ without drinking #even Frank was in on it like ‘I want the old Charlie back’ #I was SO FURIOUS like. and they were blaming me! #I didn’t even ask him to quit! he said he wanted to quit to be healthier for me :( #and bc he didn’t rly want to numb himself to the world anymore. bc he was happy #and when he gave in and had a couple drinks he was just crying…. #my poor baby :( #a lot of the dream was that I was watching this episode so my heart was just broken seeing that happen #it’s too realistic tho; that rly sounds like a real episode of aIways sunny #ren’s dream journal #renlie #alcohol ment tw

[artemisbarnowl]

Having a totally normal one* after waking from a dream where I just relive life with my ex. It was so normal and fine and we did things such as lay around in bed and make plans for the day, go to the Korean supermarket on the corner, go to a friend's house together.

#*if it were in the evening i would be drinking enough to finally drink dial and just fucking ASK all the questions i am making up answers to #what did you want? what do you want now?? honestly could you find it in your heart to hate me and never wanna see me again? #because me saying 'i don't think we should talk for a while' and you saying 'id really like to be friends' are obviously Not It #omg im going to spend my birthday alone for the first time....nearly ever and im just going to go to work and be miserable #i havent been able to stop chewing on the idea of me visiting when i head down to see the fam for christmases #i want him to want me back sooooo bad!!!! #i still think about that dream where i made him pasta #would i take him back? depends on what he said #as much as im pathetic im not an idiot and id need clear evidence to show that he 1. knows what he wants (involving me) and #2. is going to ask for it #because i don't think i ever heard him say a single thing about what he wanted for our future #never said 'hey i want to see you when are you free for me to come up?' #is probably fucking dating now anyway and doesnt WANT me to remember him on new years (our best guess anniversary) #or ask to call because i want to ask questions that will be hard to answer #when all ive ever wanted is the TRUTH #not the strategic answer just the gods honest truth #and i suspect that is 'i dont want to date you i havent for a while i didnt know how to stop or what i wanted instead' #and then i could go home break every object in ny house and move on #try a dating app ot something else to attempt to look forward instead of back #so as you can see -totally normal one

[boxwinebaddie]

WIAT UNCLE NINA WHYD YOU DELETE THE PETE DAVIDSON ASK IT WAS MINE AND I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO READ IT LMFSOFJFJ

aaaaaah! *hides* you caught me!

there she is officer, the repeat offense tweet/ask deleter!

that crook!

i know, i know, i know. :( i'm sorry, nonnie. it's a bad habit of mine.

please know it had NOTHING to do with your ask ( which i thought was so funny and accurate, which is why i answered it so quickly )

i just...haven't felt very good about the things i have written lately? i feel like my answers have been badly written/characterized, chaotic, uninspired and not saying...the things i want them to say? which stresses me out, starts a spiral and reckless anon/tweet deleting.

if it means anything, i had your ask message copied, was going to resend it to my blog and answer it Better, but to hold myself accountable, i'm gonna answer it now in hopefully a less messy and weird way. ( i also stress-deleted the kyle ask about him getting compliments because i didn't like my answer -- i'll reanswer it too )

but yes, RM!kenny aka mcwhoremick aka skeleKen is the ncu rem(ember) universe pete davidson.

or...has slept w/ him at least.

lowkey, this ask is making me rethink short kenny because i feel like a lot of pete davidsons energy rests on him being tall and having BDE. however, you can probably still be short and have bde. answer later.

but, like i said in the former ask, i kind of wanted to go into it a lot later because rm is supposed to reveal it slowly, but you're all smart, i'm sure you can pick up what i've been trying to put down about cd.

plus, i've been feeling so bad about my writing ( 6 in particular :/ i don't like the structure ) that i fear its gonna take us to get to the places i want to go with the characterization so

looks can be deceiving and cd is punkrockstar boyband proof of that.

they all kind of have Shitcks they're supposed to follow and kenny's is that they are the ~mysterious~ offputting entity in the back, wears the skeleton face that leaves everyone wondering what lies beneath it, doesn't talk very much, is secretive/shadowy, has elusive energy.

( i am leaning towards the concept that no one in public has seen kenny without the Skeleton Mask on...not sure yet but...hmmm... )

but...of course, kenny is kenny. kenny is playful, loud and rowdy and promiscuous, so out of pocket and the life of the gd party. so the second they are off stage, the mask comes off and kenny says 8000 curse words, starts gyratin & is back to being on their worst behavior.

speaking of their worst behavior, kenny is always doing some fuckshit. theyre constantly on a coke on someones yatcht, in some celebrity, in some music execs pants, in someone's daugther, usually college fangirls, like...every cd intern they've ever had. all quit. bc of kenny. not b/c they scared them, but bc they fell in love with them...

and kenny does NOT do commitments. kenny is like a revolving door. the tabloids reflect this. kenny is in there a lot with different celebs. its a whole mess, tbh. also no one knows how to describe them. ooh~

as a result of being messy, kenny gets into a lot of predicaments, or misses meetings/gets into trouble and raven covers for them...ALOT.

tldr: management is pretty sick of kennys shit and is This Close to getting them kicked out of the band ( like they were doin really sloppy shit ) and ravenstan...as the lead singer/face of the band is pretty much untouchable...so he can get away with a lot more so a lot of the time...raven just Covers kenny to save their ass from gettin kicked/in trouble and says that a lot of the fucked up shit kenny does is...Him.

raven is indisposible, but everyone else can be replaced is the gist.

which is :((( because you know it makes sense for chapter 2-5 Raven of Crimson Dawn to be a coke-fiend, party boy, bad influence, live wire, fight-starting, devil may care celebrity a-hole...but as rm readers and stan stans, know: ravenstan is Gods Sweet Angel who cries 24/7, picks up plants from the farmers market, is very kind to his fans, has hit someone once/broke his hand FOR KENNY, and spends his time otherwise watching anime and not...Lotharioing.

( it is also why kenny more than owed raven the favor of covering him so he could go on his #hate with kyle...which they Did ofc... tbh i wish you guys could have heard the other half of that phone call bc kenny was being so fucking funny and being so unhinged/moaning on the phone to freak ravenstan out...but the griefing, while light hearted, also came from a place of overprotectiveness, kenny was Concerned abt that whole Thing...more on that later...their rela is...interestin. )

buuuut that's what happens when you're the lead singer of the band. You're That Guy. so because stenny is soulbonded kenny protects stan bc he is sweet/fragile and stan protects kenny because theyre abrasive and constanly starting shit. and because stan frontmans the band anything anyone in crimson dawn does kind of falls on his shoulders and he carries it like its air but sigh...tell me atlas, whats heavier the world or people's hearts? i hate it here :((( my baby. </3

TLDR kenny is constantly pulling ppl. skeet davidson, bde energy. their list of trysts is a mile long like their...

you know. ;)

-uncle nina, kenny skeet davidson enthusiat and apologist

p.s. i feel like kenny basically has what kathryn in cruel intentions for her blow -- except it might be an upside cross ( or its still right side up and ironic ) and it looks like a rosary but its FULL of coke omg rip

p.s.s. i do think this is interesting because kenny has the coke necklace, ravenstan has the red heart vial and jimmy...also has a necklace...if you ask me very nicely i'll give you a little gossip on it ;)

#ok this is maybe too much i might have said too much #but god knows when im gonna finish this fic u guys and i have so much to say abt it but its so hard to write #but im sure u kinda got the gist #kenny is so pete davidson the fans are so curious and obsessed w them they have ENERGY #WHAT IS UNDER THE MASK HELLO #they ask other celebrities theyve been with abt it and all their answers are different its their mysterion moment #ALSO AHHH BC THE RAVEN COVERED FOR KENNY WHEN THEY HAD THIS MAJOR COKE SCANDAL #SO EVERY MEDIA OUTLET ITS WRITING ABT RAVEN DOING COKE WHICH SUCKS ACTUALLY SO BAD #like raven drinks a lot and def has had some public intoxication things and britney breakdowns #but idk i think that was pretty bad and kenny would have gotten in a lot of trouble and shit for it it was like the last strike #so raven just took the Blame for it and ahhhh....i hate it here #stan and kennys relationship in rm is like one of my fav ones its also so complicated theres a lot of layers #as u guys saw in ch3 when kyles name came up kenny got...weird...like very weird...if we rem(ember) that... #lots to unpack i hope i can get there #if i cant in like 2-3 months im just leaving an entire rm expose and going on live and telling u guys the whole thing like a bedtime story #SORRY I DELETED YOUR ASK I HOPE THIS MAKES SENSE SORRY IT WASNT FUNNY #raven do be covering for kenny and crying and throwing up the whole time too like kENNY THAT WAS SO SCARY THEY YELLED AT ME ;-; </3 #kenny bribes him w taco bell tho & it works every single time #they are like codependent its so bad omg #mcwhoremick skeleken please just one chance

[skinreflectsthesun]

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#I’m so overwhelmed with work right now #and I woke up late so I had to work from home #and I’m trying to work but my house is a mess #there’s laundry piling up #the kitchen is a disaster #there is not a single corner of this house that is actually fucking clean #and it kills me #it kills me that from morning till night I’m just jam packed with things to do #and that I have to either choose to spend time with my baby or clean #and I’d rather be with him #and I tell myself every night I’ll clean af #after he goes to sleep #and that just doesn’t happen #because I’m so tired #I just need one day of rage cleaning where I drink a coffee and a Red Bull and just go off on cleaning #there’s just never any time

[pentimint]

there's too many funny characters in hannibal to say one is the funniest but chilton deserves an honorable mention just for how much he sucks

#blah blah #the image of him curled up all cozy on the couch with a glass of brandy headphones on listening to gideon and will talk about how much they #want him dead. effervescent #also he's drinking in every single one of these scenes frederick you don't have a liver

[nomaishuttle]

ooo im all wobbly now. good thing i am out of beer Lest the evil demon who livedin my head

#everytime i get inebriated a little demon in my head goes One more hit would be fine. one more drink would be fine. one more gummy woudl be #fine... and its like Devil stop saying that lest i traumadump to my father abt HIS parenting. itll get awkward #luckily im less likely tom traumadumop to mydad now due to being 2500 miles away from every single person who loved me and cares abiut me #oh gd i miss my dad dude i need to call my dad.i cant right now bc im drunk adn also its 3am for him but i rly miss my dad #i havent talked to himbasically since i last saw him :[[[ #sry this is the stupid part of me talking #but man i wish i hadnt stopped talking toh im after thezoo bc i rly rly wish i had talked to him more yk #but also glad i did bc well Literally hearing his voice sent me into a panic attack after that #adn like ill never forgive him but also #im like #.idkkkk its so complicated. i love him sm hes the only dad ive got and ill necer forgive him for that but also. i still love him #i hope he knows that yk #even when he didnt love me i still loved him #yk. sry tumblr. ignore all this

[apricotluvr]

Istanbul pt 2

#1. we got invited for dinner at this guys house (my dad met him 2 years ago when he was in Turkiye) and it felt like we were back in #Afghanistan. just their house and the way they were living (most of the things we are during dinner they had grown themselves) and after #dinner we sat outside their house. there was a breeze and we had dried fruits + tea while it slowly got dark outside and it truly felt like #one of the evenings we had in Afghanistan when we would visit #2. my brother tied to per about every single cat he saw in the city lol #3. I’ve become friends w the daughters of my dads long time friend. a few weeks back she posted this home made drink on her IG story #so I replied that it looked good and she promised she’d make it for me when we came to visit. so when we actually went to their house #(I had long forgotten about the drink) she actually went and made the drink for me 🥺 so sweet #6. I just loooooove it when the sun is glistening on water #maybe u can tell since my profile pic has been just that for probably more than 6 years now #jrnl

[hella1975]

one thing about my flatmate is he will slam a door. he loves noise. he loves stomping down the corridor. if there is a door that can be opened and closed at a reasonable volume then no he will slam it. 3am is prime door slamming hour

#im about to maul him to death he has been doing this all year #this dumb bitch is so stingy with his alcohol that he keeps it in his room during pres so no one can have any #so every single time he wants a drink he'll go through all three doors between here and the kitchen #slams that kitchen door slams the corridor door slams his bedroom door repeat the process on the way back out #multiple times a night #ginger threat to my already struggling sleep schedule #im going to get a screwdriver and take his door of its hinges #i am going to steal all of his alcohol so he cant even go on his little quest to begin with #in fact if i had a shot for every time ive messaged him ENRAGED telling him to shut the fuck up on threat of serious violence #then i wouldnt need to worry about the noise bc id be dead from alcohol poisoning #there are THREE OF US on this corridor do i ever hear a peep from the other guy? DO I FUCK #IT'S JUST YOU YOU LITTLE RAT BASTARD IM GOING TO KILL YOU DEAD #hella goes to uni #anyway he's actually my favourite flatmate lmfao <3