#then i wouldnt need to worry about the noise bc id be dead from alcohol poisoning

[hella1975]

one thing about my flatmate is he will slam a door. he loves noise. he loves stomping down the corridor. if there is a door that can be opened and closed at a reasonable volume then no he will slam it. 3am is prime door slamming hour

#im about to maul him to death he has been doing this all year #this dumb bitch is so stingy with his alcohol that he keeps it in his room during pres so no one can have any #so every single time he wants a drink he'll go through all three doors between here and the kitchen #slams that kitchen door slams the corridor door slams his bedroom door repeat the process on the way back out #multiple times a night #ginger threat to my already struggling sleep schedule #im going to get a screwdriver and take his door of its hinges #i am going to steal all of his alcohol so he cant even go on his little quest to begin with #in fact if i had a shot for every time ive messaged him ENRAGED telling him to shut the fuck up on threat of serious violence #then i wouldnt need to worry about the noise bc id be dead from alcohol poisoning #there are THREE OF US on this corridor do i ever hear a peep from the other guy? DO I FUCK #IT'S JUST YOU YOU LITTLE RAT BASTARD IM GOING TO KILL YOU DEAD #hella goes to uni #anyway he's actually my favourite flatmate lmfao <3